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as-i-watch · 1 year

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Straw Hats as Fashion Trends that makes me go insane*

*you can wear whatever want to express yourself or whatever you like idc. What i hate if when brands™ overprice shit bc is "trendy" or set stupid trends like these. Seriously, dont look up the price of some of these

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Enjoy!

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Of course this feature was a need in the trouser world, think about the people with hot knees

I think it would be funny if Luffy wore this and undo the buckles to get into fight mode. The trouser equivalent of putting down the straps in your crocs.

Tits Out. [period]

Your arms are always cold? Hate vests? Well this is for you!

Still, i think this is so fitting for Zoro, we respect our tits out king and adds a little bit of himbo energy i appreciate.

Oda draws weird shit like this all the time

Yes this item was for sale and not on etsy. Why? beats me but here we are

I think its a nice refference to pre timeskip Nami outfits, but it actually fits into the post timeskip fanservice theme. I seriously see Nami wearing that.

Cool but why

Its a cool recycling project but im not even going to talk why brands selling these upset me.

I think i would be a fitting addition to Usopp's funky hats collection. Not only he would pull it off, he would steal the desing and make one himself like the king he is.

Pretty but WHYYY

I really like the effect and sawing this fabric is hard af but is more of a texture thing for me. Also my little practical self is screaming at this gloves but i see the aesthetic pleasing side i guess

So naturally i gave the gay gloves to Sanji. Tell you you cant picture him wearing these with his WCI white suit, come on do it, lie to me.

A classic we love to hate

Not you Chopper you are a delight. Im talking about the clear plastic backpacks. In case you missed thia trend, the issues with this are as clear as the bag itself.

So naturally, bc he always carries one, i gave the backpack to Chopper. Hope he fills it with colorful candy

I have vivid memories of this being a thing at some point

This are more of a pre timeskip item since they are from mis 2000's but yeah. They are useless, impractical and they offend me

Yet, i think Robin could've feature a look in a filler or something with these...anklets? I guess? Not the most far fetched imo

Cut and pin.

Not an issue of looks but of pricing. This are cute little tops but overpriced af, they just cut it and pin it.

Nevertheless, they scream Franky to me. They even kinda follow Franky's own stiches on his chest lmao

At a lost for words

I just dont get it. This is not a price thing, just a ok but why? thing.

If someone can do weird shit and get away with it is Brook and i love him for it. He could show up one day at Sunny wearing his coat backward and i wouldnt question it. I imagine him wearing that as a fancy look in a movie. He already wears high heels on the reg, and idk why but i know he has a pair of fishnets.

This fuck me up to this day

I dont mind the ilusion drawing idea, but seeing a whole rack of these in a sleep deprived state kinda fucks up your mind. I dont think it was a clever trend for clothes tho and im glad it died away.

I dont think Jinbe would wear the shirt, but hear me out. His kimono but in that stile, custom made. One day Usopp, Chopper and Luffy will paint it in and is going to be hilarious to see Jinbe walking around like a Father that let his kids do his hair and nails.

You can find more idiot post like this in my tag #straw hats as i make no promise of quality but i have fun

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mushratting · 2 months

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i love that whenever i get really autistic about something now i send those bitches to art school. long post under cut

luffy goes to school with the intent of doing illustration because his dream is to write the greatest comic book of all time. however he realizes he doesnt want to do an illustration program and switches to an interrelated media program and continues working on comics.

koby is luffys freshman year roommate. hes originally in art ed but luffy convinces him to switch to animation cuz thats what he actually wants to do. helmeppo is also in animation.

zoros in sculpture. he went to this specific school because mihawk whos a well known successful sculpter is teaching there. peronas an illustration major with a sculpture minor.

tashigis in art ed with a sculpture focus. they knew each other before college. tashigis also friends with smoker seperately.

nami is in illustration with a jewelry minor. shes also an ra who sometimes abuses her power over others (mostly her friends) but is still pretty solid. she works at a seafood restaurant on the weekends freshman year.

usopp starts as a film and painting double with a creative writing minor and throughout his college education progressively drops stuff until hes just doing film. hes also an ra and is surprisingly good at it. kaya and usopp are highschool sweethearts that break up sophomore year but try to keep being friends. kaya also goes to the med school.

sanji starts in painting and switches to interrelated media and makes edible artwork. he has a whole complex about painting and realizing he actually hates painting and wants to do more 3D stuff. he works at zeffs restaurant also.

zoro and sanji are freshman year roommates, and they absolutely do not get along at the start. they seperately meet luffy and befriend him. they complain about their shitty roommates. and then zoro invites luffy over cuz sanjis in class and theyre still hanging out when sanji gets back. this kicks off zoro and sanji eventually reconciling and becoming good friends. zoro and luffy live together second year.

chopper starts in art education and after first year switches to the med school down the street. he lives with pedro (sculpture) carrot (ceramics) and bepo (illustration) because theyre all friends from highschool.

robins in ceramics with a history of art double. she works in museum curation part time.

frankys a metals and architecture double. he and robin are both older and live together off campus. franky works as a mechanic part time.

brooks a professor in interrelated media. hes also still a rock star. ivankov is also an interrelated media professor and drag queen. inazuma teaches queer studies.

jinbes an illustration professor (who convinces luffy to switch his major)

law goes to the med school that shares a dormatory with the art school. hes also rooming with monet so freshman year hes like always sulking in common spaces cuz his roommate sucks. hes cross registered in sound art and music classes. the rest of the heart pirates also go to the med school.

kid goes to the tech school and is technically in the robotics major, but hes in the minimal amount of classes and gets other people to do his work for him and uses the facilities to do his own projects.

vivis a history of art and art ed double. shirohoshis in photo. rebeccas in art education. them+nami are freshman year roommates.

ace is in glass with yamato. ace is also an ra who kinda sucks at his job but hes dearly beloved. most people on his floor have something that could get him fired but everyone likes him too much to do that to him. ace has a part time job on campus in admissions as well where he works with some of the whitebeard pirates. whitebeard himself is head of admissions as well as aces mentor.

kaido teaches glass.

crocodiles a proffessor in glass.

gecko moria is also in illustration. hes the kinda professor whos absolutely rancid to be around but gives not a lot of work so people keep taking classes with him. peronas his favorite student and hes her favorite professor.

kumas in ceramics.

hancock teaches in fibers. she used to do fashion but quit. luffy ends up in one of her classes because everything he was interested in filled up before he could register.

doflamingos in fashion. coras an alum who did interrelated media (mainly sound stuff)

sabos over studying law with the revolutionaries.

big moms in charge of the dining hall that kinda sucks.

buggys the rd that never does his job, but he accidentally does it in the way that makes everyone like him. alvida rds for a different building and gets fired. smokers the rd of the third building who takes his job incredibly seriously.

garp really wanted luffy to go serve in the army first, partially to get free education which luffy didnt do and dadan backed him up on. i also think garp still gave ace and luffy over to dadan. sabo has amnesia of the first nine years of his life, and basically wandered to dadans house and she wasnt able to find who his actual parents were so he ended up just hanging around and luffy and ace got attached to him so dadan adopted him.

the going merry is usopps old van that ends up breaking down during freshman year. thousand sunny is frankys van hes tinkered and fucked with.

gol d roger wrote a very good comic series before dying. shanks also works in comics and is luffys main inspiration for wanting to make comics in the first place. shanks tells luffy that if he goes to school and works on comics he'll help him kick off getting his comic published. or something like that. shanks was also luffys art teacher for a year when he was pretty young.

#one piece #fighting for my life not to doxx myself since i imagine them going To My School #i do rlly wanna write something in this. im not sure what.#this is literally babys first fanfic

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loudestcloud · 3 years

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Behold!

A photoshoot!

I know it's not the outfits a said I'd use but I think that's more of a harves island job and it was getting late so I made this instead. It's always one I've wanted to do cos I think it's a cute idea. Luffy just really wanted to swim and... Forgot. Sanji was closest so ran to save him, Brook also forgot but is trying his best, Zoro was sleeping but woke up to the sound of dumbass boys, Franky finds it kinda funny, Nami and Jinbe less so, Robin is just taking pictures (ignore the phone case, it's not really her style I just like it) and Usopp and Chopper are having a sand castle completion!

Also, mid shoot, Fauna came to see me in the exact place I was gonna put Chopper! What are the odds of that one 🤭 I edited her top a bit but the hat was half cut off so it wouldn't work

Broffina also started working out in the background but she didn't really fit what I was going for 😅

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eirist · 4 years

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Little Bits and Pieces of Heaven

A CEREMONY OF SORTS

One-shot #: 20

Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.

Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.

Warning: OOC possible. One shot scribble.

Rating: T (Just random craziness)

Note: Funny thing about this plot bunny… it came to me just right after waking up and it was supposed to be a drabble for the Points of No Return collection. But sometimes, one-shots have a mind of their own. But I’m happy that I finally hit the 20th chapter mark!

And if you wanna see what inspired Nami's look here, just click.

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENCHOU! Your crew loves you regardless of your antics!

Summary: “If Luffy does it right this time.”

The fronds of the palm trees randomly lining the island shore swayed as the soothing, balmy sea breeze blew gently all around the small hidden cove on the other side of island.

It teased long, unbound tresses; ruffled unruly, short strands and played with the hems of loose white shirts and flowing dresses, lifting them slightly as the white sand shifted from restless feet.

Eyes exchanged nervous but excited glances.

Everything was calm, peaceful and pleasant.

But the face hidden under the shade of a straw hat was scrunched up in deep concentration. The jutting of his lower lip a sure sign of distress…

“Any time today would be good…” Usopp said in a sarcastic tone.

“Mah,” Sanji huffed. “Looks like a sign that this shouldn’t push through.” He took a drag from his cigarette looking smug and amused at the same time.

“Shut up,” Zoro growled at his direction. “Of course you would say that shit cook!”

“Uhhmm…” Chopper nudged Robin’s leg slightly. “Maybe Luffy’s having a hard time reading what’s written on it?”

The archeologist looked thoughtful. “Hmm… probably…”

“Oi!” Luffy shouted and the reindeer flinched. “I can read ya know! It’s just that…”

"Oohh…” Sanji crooned, looking absolutely happy. “He’s having second thoughts about this!”

"Shut your trap ero-cook!"

“Oi Luffy,” This time it was Franky’s who spoke up… to complain. “We are kinda growing old here!”

Brook stepped closer to his captain and pointed at the strip of paper he was holding. “Just read whatever is written in there Luffy-san.”

Luffy frowned as he stared at the wrinkled paper.

Nami made a clicking sound with her tongue in obvious irritation. Everyone can see a vein popping out of her forehead even as she took a deep breath to calm herself.

Well... here’s to hoping that she wouldn’t lose her temper today of all days.

She shifted closer to their captain… looking dangerous than ever. “Luffy,” she said in an overly sugary sweet tone, that had the others shuffling a few feet away from her. “What are you waiting for?”

“For you to change your mind Nami-swaan!” Sanji sang as he twirled towards her, leaving hearts in his wake. “He’s thinking this is all a shitty idea. A really, really shitty idea!” He growled the last word at Zoro’s direction.

“Swirly do not make me cut you into shitty little pieces!”

“Bring it on you stupid moss-head!”

“Stop it!” Usopp hissed at them as his eyes darted towards the now peeved navigator. “Luffy just get on with it! Before Nami decides we are all better off lightning fried!” The sniper mumbled the last sentence with a shudder.

“Luffy,” Jinbe cleared his throat. “Maybe we can… ask someone else to do the honors?"

"Let Jinbe do it!" Usopp suggested, raising a hand. "He was also a captain before, right?"

“But...” It came out as a whine from the rubber man. “I’m the captain! I’m the one who should do it!”

“Then for goodness sake just do it!” Zoro groused, looking absolutely annoyed. “We’ve been standing here for almost half an hour!”

“Demo…”

“You can start by saying we are gathered here Luffy,” Robin instructed with a small smile.

“Aaw! And supeeer work your way until you reach the ‘you may kiss the bride part’!” Franky added.

“Don’t forget to ask if there is anyone here who opposes this…” Sanji piped in. “BECAUSE I DO! I FUCKING DAMN DO!”

Franky made a grab for the cook, almost smothering his whole face with his big mechanical hand, to stop him from raving and going berserk.

“Franky! Temee!”

Luffy’s lips quivered. “We are gathered here today…” he finally intoned, reading from the paper. He lifted his head and glanced at Robin as if looking for approval and the raven-haired woman gave him a slight nod.

He stopped and stared at the paper again and everyone groaned.

Maybe it was not a really good idea to let the Straw Hats’ captain officiate a ceremony as important as this.

Zoro sighed and raked a hand through his hair frustration.

“Hohoho! This marriage is still not official yet, but it looks like it’s bound to sail in rough sea waters.” Sanji remarked smugly. “And sink.”

“Temee, kuso cook!”

“Sanji-kun!” Nami turned towards him, the expression on her face aghast.

“But Nami-swan!”

Usopp frowned at the blond-haired man. “Gosh. You sure are a sore loser.”

“NANI?!”

Splashing sound of water filled the air as the sharpshooter swiftly ran away from danger and into the safety of Robin’s side—who was standing on the shore—where Sanji wouldn’t dare aim his flaming kicks.

Franky rubbed a hand on his chin. “This is getting a bit draggy.”

“My arms are kinda getting tired holding these,” Chopper said in a sheepish tone as he gestured at what he was holding.

“Hmmm… Should we just help out?” Robin inquired.

“Maybe we should, Robin-san.” Brook nodded.

“We definitely should!” Usopp agreed.

“Besides, the bride is looking kinda pissed… not really good when you are about to get married right?” Franky observed. “So I nominate Jinbe to take his place!”

“I wouldn’t mind doing it, if Luffy doesn’t.” The helmsman gladly accepted.

“Aaw really? I was going to nominate Sanji.” Usopp looked disappointed.

“Huh?”

“The hell are you saying shitty sniper?!” The blond chef roared. “WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!”

“Because I honestly do kinda want to see this whole you-are-now-married-you-may-kiss-the-bride scenario push through!” He hollered back and got nods of approval from mostly the older members of the crew. “And Luffy here is not helping!”

“Hey! Sanji’s not even a captain!” Luffy retorted.

“WHY ME?”

“Yeah why HIM?” Zoro drawled with a jerk of his thumb at the blond’s direction, looking down-right displeased.

Usopp folded his arms across his chest. “Think of it as man’s ultimate sacrifice for the one he loves!”

Zoro cocked an eyebrow at that and Sanji glared daggers at them.

“Oi minna!” Luffy yelled unhappily. “I can do this you know! Sheesh. Trust your captain!”

“THEN FUCKING DO IT AHO SENCHO!” Nami finally exploded after all that effort to rein in her temper. “DO NOT MAKE ME THROTTLE YOU IN THIS DRESS!”

“Kyaaaaaaah!!! I’m sorry Nami!”

Sanji sighed. Usopp did make a valid point. If nothing is done… they won’t be able to move forward and they’ll be stuck in the shores of this island until after the sun sets.

Or until Luffy manages to read what’s on the paper until the very end.

Which looks utterly impossible… given how the rubberman was stuck at the very first sentence.

Not to mention it would totally ruin Nami-san’s mood and her loveliness in her flowing white dress and loose French braid randomly adorned with little pearls.

Swallowing his pride for the sake of his favorite lady’s happiness, he lit up another cigarette before saying, “The wedding dinner will be ready in ten minutes tops.” He nonchalantly stated, earning surprised stares from everyone at his random announcement.

Everything was silent for a few seconds… except for the soft wind blowing across the foliage surrounding them, the rustling of the palm trees and the sound of the waves crashing on the shore.

Then Luffy suddenly grabbed Zoro and Nami’s hands, entwining them together, before looping his own rubbery ones around it in a sort of a handfast.

“Zoro! Nami! As your captain I now pronounced you married!” He said with a nod of his head and a squeeze on their hands. “Hm! You may now kiss each other.”

And just like that he untangled his hands from them and pumped his fists into the air.

“Yosh! Time for the wedding feast! Sanji MEAT!!!”

"That's it?!" Usopp gasped and Robin giggled. “Oi Luffy! That was rather anti-climactic!”

The others just gaped at their captain and their now ‘married’ crewmates in astonishment.

But the young captain was not listening. “Niku! Niku! Niku!” He chanted. “Oi Sanji!”

“I heard you the first time shitty captain!” Sanji snarled. He turned his attention at the stunned couple.

He smiled at the navigator. “Nami-san… Omedetou!” He greeted sweetly before glowering at Zoro. “Shitty swordsman.”

“Aho cook.”

“Arigatou Sanji-kun!”

“I’ll go and prepare the wedding dinner now.” He turned and was about to head towards the Sunny, which was docked a few meters away when Luffy’s hands grabbed him.

“Let’s go!”

“LUFFY! Kusoooo!”

“Zoro, Nami! Congratulations! Shihishi!” Luffy cheered before catapulting himself and their cook towards their ship.

Zoro and Nami glanced at each other in disbelief.

“Just like that?” Nami murmured to him with a bewildered expression on her face.

“Hmm…” Zoro looked as if he was contemplating. “You know, I expected worse. Way worse.”

“He didn’t even let us exchange our vows! Or slip the rings in each other’s fingers!”

The green-haired man chuckled. “Well we are lucky enough he got to pronounce us married and that we can kiss each other before high tailing it."

Nami pouted. Zoro was right. It was more than what they could hope for when they decided to ask Luffy to marry them.

“Well… guess we have to make use of what we have.” Her smile was dazzling as she stood on tiptoes to wrap her arms around his neck. “Husband.”

Zoro grinned back, tucking an errant lock of orange hair behind her ear. “Wife.” He bent down to kiss her.

There was a soft popping sound and flowers petals showered down on them care of Franky’s modified rocket launcher, Usopp’s newest pop green intercrossing end product and Robin’s numerous blooming hands.

“OMEDETOU!!!”

Amidst the raining petals, there was a tug at the rolled up hem of Zoro’s white pants. He pulled away from Nami and looked down to see Chopper standing near them holding out the ring bearer pillow with a big smile on his cute face.

“Zoro. Nami. Omedetou!”

“Thanks Chopper!” Zoro patted the doctor’s head.

Nami beamed at him. “Arigatou Chopper!” She reached down for one of the rings. She grabbed Zoro’s hand to slip his on his finger. “We are so unconventional. We cannot even pull off a proper wedding.”

“That’s what actually makes us the Straw Hats,” Zoro took the other from Chopper and did the same… stopping just momentarily to admire the gold band that signifies that they belong to each other… now and always.

“And that wasn’t what you and I were supposed to say while slipping these on our fingers.” Nami sighed with a slight wiggle of her hand which was still in his.

Zoro laughed and brought it to his lips for a kiss.

"Oooh!” Chopper squealed as suddenly he hopped on Zoro’s shoulder. He stared at the rings around their fingers. “Wooow! You two are really married now!”

“Zoro! Nami! Congratulations!” Usopp shouted as he ran towards them, grabbing them in a tight hug.

“Thanks Usopp… but get off!”

Their other nakama made their way towards the couple clapping and greeting them, with Franky bawling in the background.

“That was… beautiful! Short but supeeeer sweet!” He sniffled. “Congratulations!”

“Nami, Zoro.” Robin smiled. “Congratulations!”

“Thanks Robin!”

“Congratulations Zoro-san, Nami-san!” Brook bowed down at them. “For the last time my I see your—”

“Do not make me ask Zoro to kick you into the sea Brook.” Nami was all smiles as she threatened the old skeleton.

“I was just kidding yohohoho!”

“Congratulations,” Jinbe nodded at his younger crewmates. “May there be no rough seas that you two cannot sail through together.”

“Aaw!” Frankly bawled louder.

A corner of Zoro’s lips quirked up at that. He liked how it totally negates nosebleed’s earlier statement. Acknowledging it with a slight tilt of his head. ““Domo... Now shall head to the Sunny for a drink?”

Nami rolled her eyes at him. Of course booze is still one of his top priorities.

“Oi Zorooo! Namiii!” Luffy suddenly yelled and waved at them from the deck of the Thousand Sunny where the wedding feast was now laid out. He was chomping on a slab of meat with so much gusto. “Congwatsulashions!”

“Thanks aho captain!”

“Thank you Luffy! Even if you rushed it for the sake of eating you idiot!”

Luffy laughed as he peeked at them from the Sunny’s rail. “Shishishi! But there is nothing more to say. You two are now married… that’s it!”

Zoro and Nami blinked at the simple-mindedness that made Luffy… Luffy.

Though he was right. That was all there is to it. They are now married. It was a fact that will not change.

They smiled at each other.

Besides there was no winning against their captain anyway.

“But if you want we can do it again!” Luffy suggested. “Sanji’s wedding feast is a lot more awesome than our usual meals!”

A myriad of colorful languages suddenly came from the deck, care of their resident chef.

“I promise I will finish reading what Robin wrote in the paper!”

A few seconds later, Luffy’s head ricocheted from the force of Sanji’s kick.

“Aho sencho! Don’t you dare! Once is enough! I don’t want to see my Nami-swan get married to that third rate swordsman again!”

Zoro eyed Nami with both eyebrows raised. “My?” He mouthed. “Really?” He gestured at the rings they were now wearing.

The mapmaker just laughed. “You do know what you are getting into when you agreed to marry me right?”

He let out a ‘tch’ and smirked at her. “Oi Luffy!” He shouted. “That’s actually a good idea!”

Luffy looked surprised. “It is?”

“IT IS?” Sanji’s perplexed voice rang across the deck.

“It is?” Nami echoed.

“Yeah,” Zoro nodded. “Just think of it this way… aside from rubbing it again on swirly brows face…”

“We may also get to finally exchange our vows… and rings as well. As what should have happened today.” Nami continued, following his train of thought immediately. “Not a bad idea Zoro.”

“Only if Luffy does it right this time…”

Robin sighed as she stepped beside them and casually said.

"That is… if he gets past the ‘we are gathered here today’ part."

#zoro x nami #ZoNa #zonami #zonalove #zona one-shots #zoro nami fanfiction #roronoa zoro #nami

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whirlybirdwhat · 5 years

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one piece head canons that I may develop into a story one day who knows oh well

because I'm bored and I have things to share

in a modern au texts between Luffy and Zoro are only ever 1-3 word texts because they read each other that well

the straw hats usually hate people as a whole, typically following Luffy’s lead, but the one person Luffy likes but they hate, or at least, strongly dislike, is Garp. No one should make their captain - who has declared war on the world for just one of them without an inch of fear - that terrified.

Dadan has everyone of her boys wanted posters hidden in her bedside drawer (to make sure no one gets the idea that she cares about those brats after all) - even Sabo’s.

Sanji knows all of the crews comfort foods and serves them up when needed - no one ever told him these.

In a fight, Luffy normally doesn’t watch for blows heading Zoro’s way, as he knows he can take care of himself. However - it is a completely different story when blades head towards the swordsman back.

Nami tells Robin, Franky, Brook, and Jinbe about Vivi and the kingdom of Alabasta (as Robin was an enemy at the time) and a day later they draw the x’s on them. The other straw hats cry. It's touching. Later they all get them tattooed !!

Zoro’s jaw is like. insane. He can bite through metal, just like Luffy. It's terrifying. He could eat a rock.

Luffy wants to get a tattoo like Ace did - one that stands for each of the people he cares about and himself. The problem is he wants to include all his crew too, and his brothers, and everyone - so he can never decide on a design. In the end he gets ASL in very tiny script on either his collarbone or his hip, and the Straw Hat Pirate design either on his shoulder or his back.

Another problem is that he’s rubber so the design might not work and stretch and look weird. Who knows.

Zoro thinks everything works best in threes. Three swords, three earrings, three directions - himself, wherever Luffy is, and up - to the heavens. This is part of the reason he is always lost. - More head canons below!

This ones kinda my view on Sanji’s characterization, which is how I see it in the earlier chapters before it got messed up later (like around the end of enies lobby/ thriller bark) , but feel free to skip it. Sanji has gotten it into his head that women are the pinnacle of humanity. They can take care of themselves just fine, and are perfectly capable, but to Sanji, they are to good to have to do so. This is why he is weird and worshipful of them (even trans-women. fight me.) But yeah

Sanji has also never touched a woman without her consent/out of fight.

All the straw hats have participated in one or two demonic rituals. results have varied. One time they summoned Zoro.

Luffy’s hair would be really, really soft if he took the time to take care of it like Usopp and Sanji do. Instead, like Zoro, he lets it grow wild and crusty with sea salt and never brushes it. Everyone, sans Zoro, is trying to fix it.

Chopper curses like a sailor. Everyone outside of the straw hats is surprised. But - Chopper just wanted to be a pirate, and pirate curse like crazy. Therefore - Chopper shouts FUCK whenever he stabs his toe. Its very funny.

Chopper’s favorite form is Brain Point because he’s tiny enough to be carried by the crew and fluffy enough to comfort them when need be. Its also a good surprise whenever an enemy shows up.

Luffy only ever drinks sake when there is a new member in the crew, and he always shares a cup with them. The rest of the time he drinks a different type of alcohol or just juice. The others don’t question this, until after marineford (rip ace) that is. And then feels.

Ace only ever told Thatch and Whitebeard about the meaning behind his tattoo. Whitebeard, because the E stood for ‘Edward’ and Thatch because he teased Ace one too many times about the spelling of it.

Luffy and Ace only learned to read at the level they could because of Sabo. Makino attempted to teach Luffy but she had to work and the bar typically distracted him, and the bandits did teach Ace the basics, but Sabo took it further with promises of pirate books.

Sometimes, Luffy will sing and dance with Brook to Sea Shanties. The words only ever half correct most of the time, but its a great big bundle of laughs anyway.

Luffy, when he's feeling tired, will drape himself across Franky’s shoulders/back while he tinkers, and just enjoy the company.

Luffy’s go to teddy bear is Zoro. Everyones teddy bear is Zoro. Until Jinbe comes along. Giant fish dad 100% most cuddly. He does still drag Zoro along for the ride.

Modern Au Strawhats are a mob no exceptions. Luffy’s the gang leader but no one thinks he is until he punches them.

Also Modern Au - every time the ASL brothers meet up someone either ends up in a hospital, jail, or both. They're lucky enough that only 30% of the time its one of them.

The straw hats are very, very domestic and have no care for personal space while its just them on the ship. It’s very cute.

Robin will read bed times stories if one asks. It's sweet.

Another factor in Zoro’s increasing directionlessness is Kitetsu. A cursed blade must have some price.

On stormy nights Zoro sits by the stairs.

Nami occasionally wishes she was on land for some of the storms if only she could enjoy them instead of ordering the crew about.

Luffy is actually very light. It concerns Sanji sometimes because he couldn’t possibly feed him more without starving the rest of the crew, but Chopper says his weight is fine so he lets it slide. It doesn't stop Sanji from trying to create foods that will stop Luffy’s appetite.

Zoro took out his own eye. It was from the same logic of ‘gotta cut of my feet so I can fight’ and ‘one of us has to cut off our hands so we can fight’.

Chopper. is this close to hunting down Buggy the Clown and killing him so he can stuff his fruit down Zoro’s throat so the risk of him cutting off his limb is shortened drastically.

Zoro and Luffy used to cut their own hair with spare knives. Someone else now cuts their hair.

Luffy’s nightmares are quiet.

Chopper has put a lot of research into lengthening life spans. Messagesto doctrine have helped. With out it .... Luffy might die before he even becomes the Pirate King and that can’t happen.

This last ones more of a theory but yeah - Luffy will give Shanks his hat back, Shanks will place it on his head, and put it back on Luffy's. “Cant be a pirate King without your crown! Sides - you went and made it your trademark. Can’t be Strawhat Luffy without the Straw Hat, eh?”

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forcedapotheosis-blog · 7 years

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I really want to see Sanji vs. Katakuri (some spoilers, duh.)

And people will tell me that it’ll be over in about two seconds flat, resulting in one dead Sanji. And I know where they’re coming from, seeing that post timeskip, the only thing Sanji was good for was trashing mooks (and even if you don’t consider Wadatsumi a mook, and I’m pretty sure you do, he teamed up with Jinbe anyway). He fought Vergo to a stalemate (I’d say he had the upper hand until his shin cracked, though), was annihilated by Doffy and I’m not really sure what to think about his short battle with Judge, but I’ll just count it as a loss, too. That makes two major losses and a stalemate that could’ve been a loss in the long run if they hadn’t been interrupted. Also worth mentioning, I think, is him thrashing Luffy while seemingly going all out. Yeah, Luffy lost a tooth and was pretty bruised afterwards, but during and after their “fight” he wasn’t really what I’d call incapacitated.

Alright, so Katakuri has the (to us) highest known active bounty in the series, but I think we can safely assume that Big Mom’s is higher. So, how come that I’d still say that it would be an interesting fight (mind you, right now I don’t think Sanji would be winning, actually kinda far from it)? First off, bounties aren’t a reliable and perfectly accurate indicator for the person’s strength. Granted, strength might play a big part into it, but remember for example that Law had 440 millions on his head while the last bounty of Doffy before becoming a Shichibukai was 340 millions. And Doffy disarmed him (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha, yeah I’ll show myself out) and won. The same thing could be said about Eustass Kid, his initial bounty was even higher than Luffy’s and, as you might remember, it was like that because he killed civilians on the Grand Line. What we should always remember is that a bounty represents the supposed level of threat that the person poses, not their actual power (and I’m not even talking about Robin’s 79 millions while she was eight).

Now finally moving on to why I’d like to see that fight. From a subjective point of view, I really do think that Sanji needs a substantial win again. Like, really. When we only look at the fights and their direct outcome (that is, not regarding that he saved Tashigi/the Sunny etc.), Sanji is barely pulling his weight more than, for example, Brook or Franky (and I really, really don’t want Luffy to fight Katakuri AND Big Mom. That’s plain unfair, let the others have some moments, too :(). So again, how could there be any way in Hell that Sanji could give Katakuri even a good fight? From here on out, it’s gonna be speculation and speculation only. It has already been established that the lineage factor of Sanji’s brothers has been altered by Judge while they were foeti and Sora countered the same alteration with some powerful drug before it could transform Sanji, which ultimately led to her untimely death.

So, what are the traits of Sanji’s genetically enhanced brothers? 1. A hardened “Exoskeleton”, 2. an increased healing factor (well, not like Wolverine’s, but you know where I’m coming from), 3. lack of empathy and 4. through training, they rapidly gain exorbitant amounts of strength and resilience (but since this is One Piece and there exist literal natural desasters on two legs, the comparison is probably made with normal humans in mind). So, what about that? We know that Sanji is a (more or less^^’) normal person when it comes to his feelings and I don’t think that some kind of a healing factor regarding only him has ever been highlighted, but what about the other two? Can we scratch the Exoskeleton or even a hardened skeleton since Vergo was able to crack his shin? Before we do that, you might want to take into account that his body already took a serious beating by Caesar while Nami inhabited it and she even highlights his resilience and remember that he was able to break the neck of a Pacifista with a kick, I’d say that’s pretty damn good. Where is this going, though? My assumption would be that the alteration of his lineage factor, while not being as successful with him as it was with his brothers, might still play a major role, maybe as an underlying, dormant factor. I mean, chances are that Oda included that solely to make his past even darker as he wasn’t able to achieve the same things his siblings achieved, but as things are standing now, they are going to be trashed, Enhanced Humans or not. Maybe it’s just because I don’t want to believe that Oda would introduce something as awesome (real life morals aside for a moment) as genetically enhancing humans and just afterwards, against competent foes, show that it ultimately is totally useless. Regarding my fourth point, rapidly gaining strength etc., I don’t really know. Since the timeskip all of the SHs have gained the ability to put up a serious fight, so I don’t think that one’s going to be of any major importance at all. Don’t get me wrong, Skywalking/Geppo is awesome as all hell and if we were to apply real life physics to it, just in theory, Sanji would be able to exert an amount of energy large enough to probably crack the earth’s crust to shove the atoms in the atmosphere together so he could lift himself up for another jump. Alright, I’m getting a little tired of writing, so let’s head straight to my second and last point and I’m going to be relatively short on it, too.

The Observation Haki of Katakuri has been highlighted as being able to look in the future, if only for a few seconds. Oda himself has said that Sanji specialises in Observation Haki and I can’t help myself, but thinking about the two of them fighting more of a mindgame (like .. in that one Sherlock Holmes-movie where he was able to predict his opponent’s attacks, only with true fortune telling) could be pretty awesome. But I have to admit that the chances are high enough that Katakuri is just so strong that Sanji doesn’t have a chance at all. Still, I’d say that it would be pretty dope. It could just be the two of them standing in front of each other and everybody follows his own trail of thoughts regarding upcoming attacks and counterblows and so on.

Alright, gonna cut it here. Let me emphasise it again, I don’t think that Sanji would win that encounter, even him giving Katakuri a good fight is a far stretch of the imagination. I just think it would be awesome to see. Also, I’m really tired of him getting thrashed, it might just be something of a running gag right now, fighting mooks all day and basically drop dead the moment a serious challenger comes around.

Alright peeps, stay sane and keep your humanity close to you.

#Sanji #Vinsmoke Sanji #Sanji Vinsmoke #One Piece #OP #Spoiler #ish #Charlotte Katakuri #Charlotte Dogtooth #Katakuri #Dogtooth #Sanji vs. Katakuri #Vinsmoke Sanji vs. Charlotte Katakuri #Sanji vs. Dogtooth

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maidenoftheworld · 7 years

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Haha sorry I didn't read the title but Zona for the ask thing.

Who is more likely to hurt the other?I answered this one indivually and said it’d be Zoro. He can get hot-headed about serious issues (which I think is happening more and more as the series goes on, when we see him feel like he’s put under pressure) and I’m sure he’d snap if he felt backed into a corner.

Who is emotionally stronger?This one’s hard, because I don’t know how you’d exactly define emotional strength. They are both strong in different ways, but I’d say Nami, because she isn’t afraid to show her emotions. Being emotionally strong doesn’t mean hiding yourself away, but being real with how you feel!

Who is physically stronger?Zoro. No matter who I’m asked to compare him to, I’d always say Roronoa freaking Zoro.

Who is more likely to break a bone? Ooh, I wanna say Zoro for this one, because I don’t think he’d actually care if it happened. However, it’s definitely more likely…because wth!? Why hasn’t it happened yet? Could you imagine him with a broken arm!? OMG!

Who knows best what to say to upset the other? Naaamiii. Fans won’t stop referencing the debt she has over him for that very reason. He’s so touchy about her bossing him around, but hey, Zoro loves a challenge.

Who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Probably Zoro, because Nami is more prideful in that sense. But I imagine it being a wordless apology…like, he runs the bath for her in the bath house and takes her up there to wash her back for her or something. Or maybe he just tries to start talking to her again like everything’s over and done with, then gets cuddly with her when no one is around. XD

Who treats who’s wounds more often? Nami treats Zoro’s because he’s a doof who doesn’t care if he gets hurt (but still no broken bones!?). Although, it’d be cute for Zoro to treat her and scold her for not taking care of herself!

Who is in constant need of comfort? Hmmm…neither one, really. They are both suuuper introverted when it comes to dealing with their emotional baggage. That’s what they respect about one another the most – they don’t pry, but they still have faith in the other to carry on and be strong.

Who gets more jealous? I want to say Zoro sooo badly, but I bet it’s Nami. Sure, it looked like Zoro was jealous on the Baratie that one time. However, Nami is easier to rile up when she feels like she’s being bested in terms of charm, so I can see her losing it if a girl was relentlessly trying to woo Zoro.

Who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Nami, but he’d have to be a complete dunce and frustrate her to no end. She’d just get fed up talking to him (or rather, screaming at him) and just leave.

Who will propose? Zoro, because I imagine Sanji and Brook and Franky and Jinbe would kick his ass if he didn’t do it right. But I think Nami would know when he was going to do it and feel like she’d have to coax it out of him, so it’d kinda be like she’s setting up her own proposal?

Who has the most difficult parents?Uhhh… Uhhh… UHHH… Neither? Because they, ya know, died? We never saw Zoro’s? And I love Belle-Mere?

Who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Nami, and she’d play it off like she’s just trying to bug him, and he’d get all mad about it, but he wouldn’t let go because he doesn’t wanna be a pansy about it. And when they get further along in their romance, he’d just reach for her hand reflexively when they go into different towns~

Who comes up for the other all the time? I’m not sure what this means…sorry!

Who hogs the blankets? Nami, but it’s not because she’s a blanket hog – Zoro just doesn’t need blankets to sleep. The guy can nap against the freaking mast for crying out loud! He’s aiight.

Who gets sadder? Nami, at least in an obvious way. I imagine her coming up to the Crow’s Nest and just watching him work out and then as soon as she’s done, with a huge pout on her lips, she drapes herself over him for some comfort, even though he points out that he’s super sweaty and she just ignores him~

Who is better at cheering the other up? I think they both know how to make the other smile, but the correct answer is LUFFY! XD

Who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?…Anyone who watches One Piece knows the answer to this.

Who is more streetwise?They both are street-smart in my opinion. In terms of literally ‘street’ smart, it’s Nami. XD

Who is wiser?Really, I find that over the years, it’s not so clear-cut anymore. Nami typically displays intelligence beyond her years and her quick wit has saved them many times, but Zoro really throws his two cents in more often now when the going gets tough and his points are extremely valid. I’m gonna say their even.

Who’s the shyest? …Probably Zoro, since he can be embarrassed more easily about things like those babies in the filler arc after CP9. Otherwise, I’d say neither.

Who boasts about the other more? Oh Nami, for sure! She’s told a few people that Zoro is the strongest person she knows, whereas Zoro is quieter in his admiration.

Who sits on who’s lap? Cat Burglar Nami cosies up to Tiger Roronoa Zoro when she’s done playing flirty games and just wants his attention

Send me a ship, and I’ll answer these questions!

#zona #zonami #swordgust #zoro x nami #nami x zoro

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