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bunnymothmartyr · 4 months

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"dont put shit on the floor" does the rent we pay every month not include the floor too, mother? When god sings with his creations, will the floor not be a part of the choir?

#free real estate #i put my shit wherever i want #im TWENTY #“dont put yout stuff on the floor” is a ploy by big furniture to make you buy more shelves that are unstable require assembly take up space #while the floor is there #is stable #dirt will get on stuff just as much as it does on a shelf #no assembly it came with your house i hope #LET ME PUT SHIT ON MY FLOOR #this is america #i live in italy #im just a creature #the floor is the closest to the ground #my shit is in touch with nature #and its creations #and it marvels #my shit is happier on the FLOOR

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ghost-bxrd · 4 months

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Prompt:

Dick stumbles upon Jason while he’s at his most deranged and sawing heads off people to stuff them into a duffle bag and deliver it gift wrapped to the GCPD.

Dick is sick to his stomach. How can one person be capable of something so atrocious and laugh while doing it!? He needs to get back to the cave. He needs to warn Batman and Robin. This new player isn’t just dangerous, he’s evidently trying to rival his namesake in blood and violence alone and he’s succeeding.

(If Dick hadn’t been too busy keeping his late dinner inside his stomach, he may have noticed the warning creaks of the support beam.

As it is, the chains holding the beam in place snap and Dick goes down. Tumbling straight into the gory mess giving himself a concussion to boot at the Red Hood’s feet.

Shit.)

#Jason is a bit maniacal #and still riding a Lazarus pit high #but then Nightwing pretty much falls from the ceiling #and Jason says #free real estate #he didn’t plan on this happening but there’s no better way to rule up Bruce than to kidnap his favorite bird right?#after all #the Original Boy Wonder #is so much better to have at his mercy than just the little cuckoo bird #Bruce is sure to do anything to get him back #Jason will have his revenge #one way or another #dick didn’t exactly treat him WELL when he was alive #so you know what they say about two birds and one stone #sadly he did NOT plan on Dick being so depressive and mopey and lowkey burnt out #Jason’s mother hen instincts are coming through strong and he doesn’t like it #the pit’s got no chance #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #robin #red hood #Nightwing #dick and Jason #bruce wayne #tim drake #prompts #fic #angst

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wolfythewitch · 6 months

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befriend , marry, kill: iliad edition

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befriend teucer, kill Locrian Ajax, Marry Menelaus

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #hey #his wife's gone #free real estate

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alexis-royce · 8 months

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Hey human, come over here.

[Prints]

#animal crossing #animal crossing fanart #tom nook #free real estate

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persephassax · 5 months

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#found this meme i made #due south #ray kowalski #the fan obsession with rayk #rayk #free real estate

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c0smiccl0wn · 10 months

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fourth of july - sufjan stevens

i wanted to try rendering. it didn’t work. but i’m still ok with it

[image id: a digital artwork of ruin dlc sun and moon. they are staring up at a hole in the daycare ceiling. the words “shall we look at the moon?” are written to the side, lyrics from the song “fourth of july”. /end id]

#the dlc comes out this month #this month is july #angst piece with sad music about july?#free real estate #fnaf ruin #fnaf ruin spoilers #fnaf sb #fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf moon

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yaboidragon00 · 23 days

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Guys I made bread :D

Who wants some?

#bread #my mom told me if I made enough I could build a house #free real estate #am I right chat?

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ludacrispyy · 7 months

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hmmmm

#honkai star rail #trailblazer #free real estate #meme

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ofmdfanpage · 3 months

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Imagine Doug & Mary visiting the inn if we would get a Season 3 🥰 Tim Heidecker is an iconic meme legend and deserved more screen time!

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew #doug #mary #tim heidecker #meme #free real estate #video

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wizardsnorlax · 3 months

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Fighting game idea: Public Domination!

It's got all the popular fictional characters that entered the public domain and their skill sets are based on the source materials!

#video games #public domain #free real estate #literature #crossover #fighting games #super smash bros #super smash ultimate #street fighter #mortal kombat #dracula #sherlock holmes #frankenstein #mickey mouse #dantes inferno #werewolf #werewolves #van helsing

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mollynoise · 1 year

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made this some time ago

#tim and eric #free real estate

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fanby-fckry · 2 days

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Free Real Estate AdamsApple or RadioApple Prompt

With a Side of Steven Universe

So, I had an idea that I originally attempted to apply to my Alastor x Lilith x Lucifer polycule AU, the Unholyverse, but after some thought, I realized it’d probably work better with AdamsApple. Or with RadioApple that’s not in my particular AU. But we’ll circle back to that.

I’m not a huge AdamsApple shipper, and I don’t wanna get into another RadioApple AU, so I figured I’d pass along the prompt in case anyone else wants to five it a shot.

The Prompt:

Charlie singing Both of You from Steven Universe, with Lucifer as Greg, Adam or Alastor as Pearl, and Lilith as Rose.

I know that the intent for Greg and Pearl’s relationship in the original was platonic/coparent, but half the fun of transferring details into AUs like this is switching up relationships, so you can make it into whatever you want. Romantic, platonic, queerplatonic. Go nuts!

How much (if any) of the rest of the Mr. Greg episode gets incorporated is also up to whoever picks up the prompt.

Specifics by Ship:

AdamsApple:

Lucifer and Adam bond over the mutual love and loss of Lilith. Perhaps with Sinner!Adam?

RadioApple:

You can either throw in some previous Alastor x Lilith, or you can find something else for them to bond over. They could absolutely fit into the strained, forced-proximity coparenting dynamic, just with the twist of an already-adult offspring.

Well Wishes:

Good luck to anyone who picks up the prompt! If you wanna tag me, I’d be incredibly grateful and more than happy to give your work a boost with a reblog and/or posting your AO3 link.

#fanby’s fuckery #hazbin hotel #adamsapple #radioapple #fanfic prompt #fanfic prompts #fanfiction prompts #fanfiction prompt #free real estate #free real estate prompt #free real estate prompts

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lunarcry · 4 months

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@shiningstages hello