Avec le retour du 49.3 par ce putain de gouvernement de merde, je vous souhaite un bon blocage total du pays à tou.te.s !
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Voleuses/Wingwomen on Netflix is advertised as "Charlie's Angels meets Lupin with a dash of KIilling Eve" and so far I'm definitely not disappointed
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C'est officiel ! La traduction française de The Ink Black Heart sortira le 2 mai sous le titre 'Sang d'encre', avec une nouvelle traductrice. M'est avis qu'il a du se passer quelque chose en interne chez Grasset pour que ça ait mis autant de temps à être traduit, et avec une nouvelle traductrice 👀
On y gagne probablement au change ! Par contre "Sang d'encre" après "Sang trouble", c'est un peu dommage comme choix de titre, "Cœur d'encre" n'était plus dispo ou quoi ? Bizarre.
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Canada: This is such a common mistake for native speakers, that’s not fair !
Quebec: Mais c’est laite !
( It’s ugly! )
Canada: MAIS LÀÀÀÀ… BON ok ok ! Crime….
( COME ONNNN…. OK ok fine ! Geez….)
Kumajirou: There was so much anger in there…
Quebec: And you Kouma, do you still speak with a radio-canada accent ?
Kumajirou: I’m working to sound exactly like Charles Tisseyre yes ( because I’m a great polar bear ! )
Quebec: Omg haha ! That’s sweet actually.
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sorry but faire boop à Neil Gaiman is one of my life’s greatest achievements
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when will canada get the septante huitante nonante update. save me from quatre-vingt-dix-sept
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the fact that it's even possible for the french government to decide to ignore the national assembly's vote and that there is no limit or criteria for the use of this power+ little to no way to resist it. and that it's like the 12th time that it's been used in the past few months. is still insane to me
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Need une adaptation ciné de cet échange où c'est Édouard Baer qui joue Golden Fist
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Donc euh. Louis Garrel <3
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What’s McDonald’s like in Paris?
honestly? it's super expensive for what it is. usually a menu varies from 7 to 11 euros which is expensive af for junk food. french people prefer a good old bakery to have a quiche or a sandwich. france also has a big war against junk food and on national television, we've been bombarded for decades that you need to eat healthy and that you need to eat 5 veggies and 5 fruits per day. so yeah, in france they really guilt you into not going to mcdonalds lol
a special item that is worth mentioning is the deluxe potatoes but they have to come out of the fryer to be really good
i also like the this sauce but apparently it's ranch LOL
their dumbest item is the mcbaguette that can be up to 6 euros but like you can find any sandwich in a boulangerie in france for 4/5 euros so idk who green-lit this but they were delusional lol
mcdonalds in paris are also very crowded. lately, everyone's been using uber eats and deliveroo and people apparently love to get cold mcdonalds at home which is a big yikes. so yeah usually you have to wait a while for your mcdonalds in paris to get it and the quality is affected accordingly... one of the best mcdonalds we had was in my hometown because everything was made as we ordered and so everything was hot and crisp
last funny fact: all the mcdonalds in france are green now because the red was too aggressive and too capitalist. they made turn all the mcdonalds in green to make it more "sustainable"
one of my fav foodie youtuber made a video about it if you're curious about it
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Le gouvernement français veut faire quoi avec QUOI ?
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"We've just cast the youngest dude EVER in that famous leading role!"
French government 🤝 Doctor Who
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My French when talking to myself:
My French when trying to talk to any other human being on the planet:
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Le coiffeur à refusé de me faire payer 146374 soins et m'a juste demander de payer une routine capilaire de son salon à faire pour les 2 prochains mois.
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