fresh cut grass, the therapist robot, has a mortal enemy in the form of a mangy bird named Shithead (because it shits on his head). Shithead is everywhere. Shithead haunts him
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fcg: why did you do that
fearne: i was scratching your blades of grass
fcg: weren't you supposed to keep watch
fearne: yeah i was. i was
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sam: i'm going to play a curious little robot called fresh cut grass :)
sam: they have a sibling named pu*sy, they are a flat-earther, they have an actual flesh tongue in their mouth and a nemesis called shithead, who shits on their head :)
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FCG getting the bond with Imogen: Deeply personal moment of shared mental connection
FCG getting the bond with Ashton: Deeply personal moment of shared bonding
FCG getting the bond with Chetney: So there’s this fucking bird-
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bell’s hells as the oh hellos songs
i made this like 2 weeks ago and never posted it. so here it is. this is mostly about the Vibe rather than like the actual lyrics. and happy thursday!!!
chetney: eat you alive
these things that you're after, they can't be controlled
this beast that you're after will eat you alive
and spit out your bones!
it was difficult picking one out, but seeking new power and defying fear is pretty good.
laudna: grow
and the way the shadows on the wall are cast
look like a twisted apparition from the past
and all the memories come flooding fast
a wilderness you kinda miss
but you were taught you ought to cut it back
the nature theme doesn’t fit her exactly, but undoing death and shoving down your past does i think
bonus instrumental: danse macabre
orym: cold is the night
cold is the night without you here
just your absence ringing in my ears
hard is the heart that feels no fear
without the bad, the good disappears
grief, moving on, traveling, home!
imogen: pale white horse
it was a pale white horse
with a crooked smile
and i knew it was my time
it was the raging storm
of a foreign war
and a face i'd seen before
oh a song about the apocalypse? horses and storms? hmmm who do i know is associated with those things…
ashton: theseus
we keep fixing what we know is only bound to break
what's worth saving is never worth letting go to waste
i wanna mend what i've got, instead of throwing away
i think this is more what i hope ashton grows into, though there’s a bit of how they are now, fixing and rebuilding
fearne: there beneath
there beneath the willow tree
i learned a lot about the way of things
i learned that everything (the wind, the leaves) has breath inside
the feywild’s great yknow?
bonus instrumental: a convocation of fauns (a faunvocation, if you will)
fcg: boreas
in the end all i hope for
is to be a bit of warmth for you
when there's not a lot of warmth left
to go around
this one was also really hard lol but being a caretaker with pent-up anger works
dorian: lay me down
see, i was born a restless, wayward child
i could hear the whole world calling me outside
of the masses i routinely sat behind
and lord, i had to see with my own eyes
DUH.
also i ran out of links but bertand is 'i have made mistakes' ALSO DUH
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FCG: “If that hawk comes in here, kill it.”
Chetney: “Do hawks do that?”
FCG: “If it’s the one I’m thinkin’ of-”
Chetney: “The one you’re thinking of?! You’ve seen it before? You gotta lead with that, it was a night like this, something like that!”
FCG: “It was a night like this one. Except it was the night when everything changed. There was a bird. There was a bird that hates me. It wants me dead or worse, humiliated.”
Chetney: “Why, FCG, why?”
FCG: “I don’t know. I don’t know what I did to it. It hates me and won’t let me alone. It’s unrelenting. It chases me wherever I go. In the my waking hours and evening hours. It haunts me.”
Chetney: “Take my hand. I won’t let this hawk take you-”
FCG: “Well, it’s not the same hawk-”
Chetney: “My chisel is yours!”
Chetney is now bonded with FCG
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Featuring Bald Imogen and Flesh Tongue FCG
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I feel like there are always so many Layers to everything with Sam’s characters that I refuse to believe that there’s not some deeper meaning to the whole Shithead thing.
On the other hand, it would be a hilarious, like, double bluff for it to truly be Just A Regular Bird with absolutely no deeper meaning lmao…
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can we talk about fcg getting some sort of benefit from orym rolling a nat20? at 3:10:40 in the twitch vod he rolls, sam says "did he say natural 20?" gets excited, matt smiles and points at him, and he goes to his ipad to do something. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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flesh tongue fcg can’t hurt me flesh tongue fcg can’t hurt me flesh tongue fcg ca
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No but thats a seriously sad response I can't tell if the bird-phobia is actually fucking lore accurate or Sam doing the ultimate shit post
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look i know this scene is really comedic and all but i’m pretty sure this bird was pecking at fcg while they were just lying there unable to do anything surrounded by their dead companions
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