I really really hope that when FCG gets revivify it comes in the form of two paddle attachments on their little robot hands, a defibrillator that needs diamond to charge up.

New Kids, 

New Kids! 

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and let us never forget Sir Bertrand Bell for bringing these wonderful weirdos together. <3 

Critical Role Main Characters by Age

At the time of their adventures, from youngest to oldest. Plus my speculations for the C3 gang.

FCG- ??? (He could hypothetically only be a year old cuz robot, but we’ve no idea what race/how old Dancer was, when she built him, or how long he was left there deactivated.)

Mollymauk/Kingsley Tealeaf- 2 or younger (technically in his 20s, but I mean… y’know.)

Ashton Greymoore- at least 15, early 20s at most (I SWEAR to GOD I am 100% this boy is secretly a child, mark my words!)

Keyleth- 20 through 24 (BABIEST!)

Imogen Temult- early 20s (everything about her just screams Baby, but not teenager like Ashton 👀)

Percy De Rolo- early to mid 20s (BABY.)

Beauregard Lionett- 23/24 (Great! Explains having the same feral sense of martyrdom Percy has.)

Dorian Storm- mid to late 20s (it’s all about vibes yo, he may have anxiety but he doesn’t come across as Super young to me)

Veth Brenatto- 25 (wasn’t expecting this crazy wine mom to be on the babier side of the scale but in hindsight… yeah XD)

The Vessar Twins- 27 (Comparatively? BABIES)

Jester Lavorre- between 20 & 28 (so she’s either as young as Keyleth, or around the same age the twins were at the end of CR1, huh.)

Taryon Darrington- 29 (aww, he’s a man child! Lmao)

Fjord Stone- early 30s (“I am this much older than you, you think you’ve peaked?!” Asdfghhkl)

Caleb Widogast- 33 (though really, he lost 10 years to an asylum, so it’s more like he’s Beau’s age)

Yasha Nydoorin- mid 30s (as confirmed by Ashley on Talks Machina)

Shaun Gilmore- late 30s (if Essek counts Gilmore counts!)

Pike Trickfoot- 30s to early 40s (which for Gnomes is like being in your early 20s)

Grog Strongjaw- at least 43 (if he was a teenager when Wilhand and Pike adopted him after Kevdak beat him up and left him)

Orym- anywhere between 30 and 60 (no matter what he’s still undeniably a Dad, fairly young Halfling but still old enough to be a bit mellowed and worldly)

Laudna- Early 50s to 60s (prob doesn’t age physically anymore as a Hollow One, was around for the Briarwood Coup)

Scanlan Shorthalt- 70 (I thought he was younger for some reason?? Still old compared to the rest of VM but 70?!)

Bertrand Bell- late 70s early 80s (old fart, totally counts until we get introduced to Travis ACTUAL character)

Caduceus Clay- between 80 and 120 (could understand why he lost count, poor thing, early 20s by Firbolg standards)

Fearne Calloway- 112 (how tf do Satyrs age?? Idk man.)

Essek Thelyss- 121ish (ELF BABY, who made this child a SPY?!)

Question for critters!

So I’m doing a Human!Modern!College!AU for campaign three and I’m stuck with what major Ashton would be.

For a little background:

Imogen is a nursing student (because I made the joke on twitter that she’s Bertrand’s caretaker at the nursing home and I’m committing to the bit).

Dorian is a theatre kid ofc, with a minor in music!

Fearne studies horticulture.

Laudna is double-majoring in creative writing and art because she wants to write and illustrate children’s books!

(They all end up very creepy and eerie— think Coraline— but she can’t figure out why everyone says that because she’s just trying to write fantasy adventure!)

I like the vibes of Orym being either a history major… OR a writing and publishing major who keeps ending up paired up with the Accidental Horror Queen Laudna in every creative writing class he’s in.

FCG is a big ole question mark for whether I’ll even make him human or not, but he’d be a social work major.

But I can’t figure out Ashton! Someone suggested art, and I was thinking if I make FCG a robot, I could have Ashton be his creator and he’d be in robotics.

Any ideas?

When someone threw piss on FCG, Ashton got mad on their behalf

When FCG claimed to be fine and even blamed themself (“I was in the way”), Ashton says “We gotta work on that” most likely meaning they want FCG to stand up for themself or at least not blame themself for things that aren’t their fault

Ashton isn’t always the best at showing it, but they care about FCG.

So please confirm for me that there are people who don’t feel the need to immediately start shipping characters that have only known each other a couple of days.

I understand crack!shipping and all but you aren’t being serious right?

Then again… sometimes you can’t help it, I suppose.

She named all of her creations after her favorite smells :)

The fuck counter on these two are going to be ASTRONOMICAL!!

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cantrip - transmutation

You point your finger towards a halfling within range and give them a literal heart attack.

critrole post apocalypse punk future is now 

Met the new party and immediately thought of this meme

new squad ✨

Fresh Cut Grass my beloved

RAT FEARNE RAT FEARNE!!

Just a girl adrift on a cosmic ocean, dreaming of friends. ✨

Fearne takes every opportunity that she has to cause chaos and i love her for that

she's scary scary 🖤

Has anyone done this yet?

I'd like to believe that there's a flatbed cart race going on here

With the new campaign finally upon us, I’m excited to see Liam and Sam O’Briegel do that Soulmate Thing and fall into best friendship all over again ✨

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