#fresh quotes

[thethingsicantsayinpublic]

Keep going stink 💖

#meme humor #fresh memes #best memes #dank memes #dankest memes #life quotes #funny pics #love yourself #new memes #meme #memesdaily #relatable memes #memedaddy #tumblr memes #relatable content #funny content #funny stuff #funny pictures #recent uploads tagged funny #funny post #funny image #funny quotes #funny jokes #funny #relatable quotes #relateable #relatable humor #so relatable #relatable stuff #relatablepost

[selfhealingmoments]

#feeling free #stress free #fresh start #freedom #loving life #self worth #self help #self reflection #self improvement #be yourself #mental health #new life #inspirational quotes #letting go #new beginnings #positivity #new day #new me #moving forward #moving on

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: [accidentally hits Tony with her car]

Tony: You hit me with your car.

Natasha: You hit my car with your body.

#source: fresh off the boat #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[unicornblossom13]

Mihawk [to Zoro]: If you see Red Hair, give him this face for me. [puts on a neutral expression and lifts his hand, palm facing upwards] He’ll know what it means.

[Later]

Zoro: Speaking of Hawkeye, he asked me to give you a message. [repeats the expression and gesture from earlier]

Shanks [sharp intake of breath]: The neutral face of displeasure.

#one piece #incorrect one piece quotes #red haired shanks #shanks #one piece shanks #dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #mihawk #one piece mihawk #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece zoro #mishanks #mihawk x shanks #shanks x mihawk #source: fresh off the boat

[incorrectbatfam]

Kory: Wow, I wish I had something like the both of you. What’s more romantic than meeting the love of your life and living happily ever after?

Jason: We met at a seafood restaurant waiting in line for the bathroom.

Kory: I bet it was love at first sight.

Roy: We both had food poisoning.

#source: fresh off the boat #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #kory anders #koriand'r #starfire #jayroy #red hood and the outlaws #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw sick mention #tw food mention

[tatersdoesstuff]

something something pain doesnt make people love makes people + love being the reason ashtons alive etc

#critical role #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #fresh cut grass #fcg #bells hells #c3e77 #cr spoilers #callowmoore #love reusing quotes in other contects mmm #taters does art

[life-spire]

#curators on tumblr #inspiration #quote #quotations #beautiful quote #words #literature #life quote #quotes #quoteoftheday #mindset #confidence #mindfulness #personal growth #fresh start

[batfamgalore]

Bruce: Damian have you seen my keys?

Tim: Excuse me what did you just call me?

Bruce: I called you Tim.

Tim: No you didn’t, you called me Damian. I’m not Damian, okay. I don’t look like Damian, I don’t act like Damian, and most importantly I don’t look like Damian.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: fresh prince of bel air

[harveywritings92]

Ghost: And if you see R/n, give her this message.

Ghost: *neutral face*

Ghost: She’ll know what it means.

(Later)

König: Oh, and Ghost told me to give you this message.

König: *neutral face*

R/n: Oh no, The neutral face of displeasure.

{Yes, Ghost and König still had their masks on while doing this.]

#S: fresh off the boat #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #call of duty könig #könig x ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #afab reader

[fandomnerd9602]

Tommy: dad how do I attract a girl?

Y/N: I’m gonna show you the technique I used to attract your mother. First you take her hand and you pet it. You look her in the eye and let out a little deep purr

Y/N demonstrates as Wanda walks by

Wanda: oh detka! Our first date

Y/N smiles only for Wanda to smack them on the back…

Wanda: you were lucky you got a second one

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #the scarlet witch #scarlet witch #source: fresh Prince of bel air

[thethingsicantsayinpublic]

and cunts and greasy girls and dirty bitches and

#funny #fresh memes #best memes #dank memes #dankest memes #funny pics #life quotes #new memes #funny content

[selfhealingmoments]

#new beginnings #new life #new day #new me #disappear #being yourself #be yourself #life lessons #starting over #fresh start #feeling free #freedom #mental health #self reflection #self help #letting go #positivity #inspirational quotes #self improvement

[lover-of-skellies]

Dream: You were in trouble and you chose to call Fresh?

Dream: A literal hellspawn instead of me??

Ink: When you have plans like I do, you don't call the voice of reason

#incorrect quotes #undertale #undertale au #dreamtale #dreamtale au #dreamtale sans #dream sans #inktale #inktale au #inktale sans #ink sans #underfresh #underfresh au #underfresh sans #fresh sans #star sanses

[carlyraejepsans]

is it actually statistically possible for me to be responsible for changing the course of a poll with over 200k final votes I gegnuinely don't care bitch!!!! NOBODY pulled as hard as me in that race okay. I'm claiming that shit like reigen and the slit-mouthed woman.

#undertale #sanssweep #we were at 45%. 45!!!!! people were joking in the replies. about years of seeing glowing blue dicks. but that didn't matter bc it wasn't #about having a fair fight it was about the bit of reigen winning #when they started to point out the even funnier bit of reigen losing? that was the turnabout of the entire tournament #that was ME!!!!!! i shouted that shit from the ROOFTOPS #''the perfect three story arc for the perfect joke'' they were quoting ME!!!! #it wasn't about rallying for fresh votes although i did that too on this side of the battlefield. #it was about convincing the ones who would've voted reigen #to vote sans instead because it would've been funnier. THAT WAS ME #mp100

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: *making a sandwich*

Alfred: You’re not doing it right.

Bruce: Sorry?

Alfred: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Bruce:

#source: fresh off the boat #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw food mention

[rjl11898]

I accidentally made 31 of these so lmk if these are funny :) (part 2)

#my art #incorrect quotes #incorrect tumblr posts #imogen temult #laudna #ashton greymoore #fresh cut grass #FCG #orym of the air ashari #orym #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea #bells hells #critical role #imodna #callowmoore #critical role memes #shitpost