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tsurvivorbelize · 5 years

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Sharky’s Rites Of Passage

Read Sharky’s Rites of Passage here:

David - This is the inciting incident that started the epic tragedy that was my pre-merge game. David you seemed dope, but honestly Aaron pulled me into an alliance and was hell bent on getting rid of you, and I felt like turning on an alliance on Day 3 would have been bad mojo...turns out there was bad mojo anyway...

Aaron - Honestly...you just came it so hot! I don’t think our game styles necessarily mesh well, and I felt like you were doing way too much right out of the gate, I felt Day 3 was too soon to flip on you...but by Day 6 I had formed a second three person alliance with the people you left out, positioned myself perfectly in the middle of both alliances, and ultimately your frantic energy and abysmal challenge scores pushed me over the edge, I’m sure you’re awesome, and your ORG is entertaining AF, but this game just wasn’t it for us.

Cas - CAS! You were my first buddy in this game, and once we got rid of Aaron I really did want to stay a strong alliance of 4 to work through this game together. Unfortunately our tribe was a black hole of suck and we kept losing, I thought I stood a better chance with Mikee and Jay...and welp...we see how that turned out.

Adam - Adam I think I didn’t give you a chance...after Uvero lost 4 straight challenges I was feeling ruthless and when some people through your name out there it was like...blood in the water to a shark. (Too Corny. Bite me.) I think if you had stayed my game would have been very different, but oh well.

Christian - You’re the only person I never met. Hope you had fun?

Mikee - MIKEEEEEE. Honestly I wanted you to be my ride or die. And I know we didn’t end on good terms after I stabbed you in the back...but you really fell off the face of the planet, and I thought that at least Brien and Gev were active. I needed you in this game but I ahd to vote you out to save myself.

Gevonte - lordT. Queen Bitch Fevvy. Robbed Queen. These people don’t even know what they missed out on by keeping us apart. I love you so much. You’ll always be a king to me. And everyone should follow our FB game Storyteller ORG. Gev and I rock the hosting gig (45% of the time).

Jay - Jay. WTF HAPPENED!?!?! Jk I know what happened. But I really had big plans for us if we ever made it back to each other. Your cat in the background of call gives me life. Your root beer alcohol confuses me. And overall I’m sad that we missed out on taking Adrian’s Angels to the merge.

Katy - Katy I feel like maybe you were iconic and I missed out on it by playing the middle. We didn’t really talk until the merge, and I know during the second swap you had maybe brought up my name to target if we lose, but you were cool, and during the merge I feel like you were the first person to try and get to know me. On one hand I’m sorry I voted you out...on the other hand it got me here.

Jarrett - Jarrett bitch! I drank your Kool-Aid. I stan you and your messiness, and I was ready to go all the way to the end with you, just because I think you’re great. I’m sorry you went out the way you did that was wild, and I’m sorry we didn’t get to be messy together longer!

Taylor - Oof. So obviously it’s my fault you got sent home, and I can’t even take full credit because Scott lowkey got me. I last minute got this big plan in my head, which sort of worked out but I didn’t expect to lose you in the process. I also hate to confess to you that I already had an alliance called Adrian’s Angels and that one flopped just as hard as ours did. I can’t say I’m that sorry though on a game level because DAMN YOU ARE GOOD. I can’t wait to talk after this season, and can’t wait for you to read me for filth either when I join the jury or at FTC...but I know it’s coming.

Pietro - My Brazilian BB, even though our schedules never quite lined up to let us really talk, I think you’re a great guy and I wish we could have gone further in the game together. I’m sorry that the un-merging caused you to be left out, I thought I had found a way to save all of us but it didn’t quite work. <3

Scott - I think you and Taylor were the masterminds of this game, and for some reason you are just so frickin charming I thought saving you at F8 was a good idea, then I woke the fuck up and realized that you were such a massive threat, and you should be proud that it took us like 42 advantages and a revote to get rid of you. Also...at least you weren’t the eighth person voted out and the first member of our jury. Lit Sick Rad Nasty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKrDh1GoyUs

Spike - We played together for so long...and never talked one on one. Shout out to me being a social threat. Yikes. But when we talked in alliances and group calls you were a cool dude! And you have that dope ass microphone.

Brien - Brien wtf do I even say to you. I love you, I hate you, You’re an idiot, And probably one of my best friends in this game. (Go Birds). I really tried to work with you, ngl I also tried to get rid of you on the Taylor vote, whoops. Figured I should just admit that before it comes out later. (Go Birds) You tried to vote me out, because you didn’t trust me. I had been lowkey shady, but I really do vibe you, and once Taylor was gone and we had that endurance challenge where we got to bond, I knew that you were somebody I could play this game with. (Go Birds) I’m sorry that it ended the way it did. But you fought hard, and were shady a lot of the time (same, even though I wouldn’t admit it while you were in the game) and I hope you get a chance to move into a room with a higher ceiling! But for real philly boys through and through! GO BIRDS!

#ritesofpassage

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