My partner while looking through her OkCupid messages: Hm, this one's profile only says she's a lesbian and "politically conservative" ... didn't know Alice Weidel was looking for someone new.
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The heterosexual female experience is liking a boy and realizing he is some sort of incel. That’s how tragic it is. We fall in love with our own oppressors. And it’s us who need to wake up and realize this or keep wasting our lives waiting for them to change. We only have only life. Honestly make some female friends, forget about men and just live.
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do you feel it too?
[ why does no one talk of the guilt you feel when old friends slowly begin to drift away. when old screenshots of jokes are funnier than the conversations we have now. when you miss them so much, you search up their picture than mindlessly giving a call. when you'd keep me updated on every single thing that was happening in your life, no matter how big or small. when did we stop? did life get in the way or were we too tired to keep holding on? do you feel it too? the melancholic moment you know they're before you but they're not the same person you used to know. ]
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Things me or my friends and family have said
• "You said 'fuck'. Now pray to the Lord for forgiveness!"
• "But I thought Achilles was straight."
• "Your hair looks like happiness."
• "There are a lot of things that happen in those bathrooms. Like smoking, or trying reproduction without wanting to reproduce, or both at the same time."
• "They were only friends... and roomates. There was only one bed, only one blanket and also only one pillow. What did you expect? Being cold and not using a pillow sucks."
• "Look at those two under the tree. Yesterday there was another couple there. I think they have a making out program."
• "That's gay."
• "You're gay!"
"Ok...? That's supposed to be an insult?"
• "I've asked little kids 'Have you thought of being trans... and then becoming a femboy?'"
• "I could eat alphabet soup and shit something smarter than what you've said."
• "That's stupid. All we say is stupid. I love stupid things."
• "I DID NOT GIVE HIM THE PLEASURE!"
• "I could be a boy for all you know."
• "When I'll die I'll be in a pub. I'll write my will with red wine."
• "But I thought their first kiss was an accident."
I might come up with a part two, but this is it for now. :)
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Siempre halagan mis consejos, la forma de pensar, la estética de una fotografía, lo certero a la hora de elegir una canción.
Hay días donde pienso que mi rol en este planeta no es más que existir para mejorar la vida de un otro, aún así cuando yo esté roto en pedazos.
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shut up i regulate my emotions so well I don’t even feel them okay??
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My partner just now with a very serious, pensive tone: Is a substance that risks turning you into a crab a carcinogen?
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"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
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