Thank you for the stories and the gifs and the meta and the episode run-downs and the shit posts and the dedicated blogs to Jughead's jackets or Betty's sweaters.
Thank you for your time and your talents and your friendship.
I never do Anon- but I'm happy to tell you my favourite 🌞🐰 story and sign my name. I love love love all your stories (both Bughead and Fexi) but my fave is "Together, Tomorrow." Steamy and wonderful and lovely. Thanksgiving always gets me right there *fisttoheart* - and HELLO to the accidental peeping on the dining room table.
You are too good to me, Jandy!!! THANK YOU!!!! (What’s a little accidental exhibitionism/voyeurism between roommates, right???? 😂😂😂😂)
my brain is saying 141 with a reader that sees dead people. like they notice how respectful she is to the dead. when she kills she moves the bodies, sometimes says a small prayer to herself. they see her looking at things that aren’t there. “Did you see that? Never mind.” or she mentions she feels something weird in the air, or something wrong. talks to the team about the sleep paralysis she gets, always leaving out the grayish dark figure that accompanies her on those nights.
She’s never told anyone until she got drunk enough to were she’s literally laughing saying
“oh yea i see dead people.” And the guys obv think she’s joking and egg her on about said dead people she sees.
but then she tells them about the entities that follow them, the people they’ve killed, always following them around. some are very angry, she feels their malicious intentions. ends up describing them in grave detail, they way they looked, what they wore, the last words they spoke before her teammates pulled the trigger. Something that only THEY would know.
“oh man, let me tell you about Gilbert my sleep paralysis demon. I swear he’s been visiting me more and more recently.”
Does anyone else get a little feeling when a mutual with whom you once shared a blorbo has a new hyperfixation and your dashboard is full of that new thing and all you can think of is how happy you are that they love that new blorbo and wish them the best?
I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.
There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!
Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.
Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.
Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.
There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!
The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!