#frog anon

[thatwildnya]

Hi hi! I have another question lol (also I may start calling myself 🐸 anon if you're cool with that lol)

How would some of the centaur guys be with a little human around - like if MC had a little sibling or something?

I can see Lilia lending a hand with looking after the kid, and some of the younger ones letting them join in with games (although human squishieness may prove to be a dilemma - two-legged friends may not be quite as resilient as centaurs lol)

Chitters:

Wild: This was a really fun one for me to do. Thinking about the more social guys having fun with a tiny human had me smiling the whole time. I hope you enjoy these as much as I did writing them!

MC Younger Sibling

If the kid was with mc from the beginning they will be closest with the first years by far. They grew and matured together, it’s only natural for them to be so close. Their bond would be stronger than the boys have with mc, so if the kid moves out they will be going with them. As for the rest they would be just as protective of them as they are of mc. Malleus in particular would be extra protective. Every other human thinks he’s a ferocious beast except the two relatives of Crowley, he’d spoil the kid rotten if mc wasn’t there. Silver and Lilia are also particularly fond of the little munchkin. Lilia just loves kids in general and Silver wants to protect whatever mc holds dear.

Tiny humans in General

Now if we’re going outside the story, things are very different for a lot of the boys.

Riddle, Azul, and Idia would avoid the kid as much as possible. It’s not that they utterly despise kids, they’re just inexperienced and need to warm up to them. Once they know how to deal with them they’ll stop running off.

Idia will immediately try to run away as soon as the kid enters the same room. He does not do well with strangers, especially loud ones, and is prone to lashing out when backed into a corner. He should definitely not be left alone with a child nearby, there’s a huge risk he might accidentally injure them.

Azul has only seen kids on the other side of his tank and has never interacted with them. He is aware humans are much more fragile than centaurs and is worried he might scare or harm them. Usually he flees to his octopot to hide in until they’re gone. If he can’t he stays near his master, using them as a shield of sorts. Give him time to adjust and he’ll be tossing kids into the air with his tentacles for some fun before you know it.

Riddle does not do well in loud environments and likes things quiet. He does not handle stress well and will be overwhelmed soon. You should introduce him slowly so he can adjust. Given time he will become a top notch babysitter. He has no problem with cuddling up for a story or nap time.

Ace (cardinal) and Epel absolutely hate any kids that are not their own or their masters.

Ace loses lots of feathers from their sticky hands and hates how they always bother him for a ride. He will go full animal to hide in places where they can’t get to him. Otherwise he’s very good at keeping them entertained. He teaches them magic tricks and harmless pranks. He’s happy to let family have his feathers, he often uses them for tickle attacks.

Epel will do whatever he can to keep unwanted kids away. He hates how they call him cute and keep trying to play because he’s just a bunny with antlers, that means he’s friendly! This is not true, jackalope centaurs are known for their stubbornness and willingness to fight. Plus it hurts when they pull on his antlers. On the other hand he puts up with being called cute because he doesn’t have to worry about someone getting mad at him for correcting them. No karens for him. He’ll be more tolerant of being picked up and hugs, though in any pictures he’ll have a grumpy face of defeat.

Cater, Jack, Ruggie, Floyd, Kalim, Rook, Ortho, Malleus, Lilia, and Cheka adore kids.

Bunny centaurs are known for being very good with kids and often make perfect pets for big families. Cater is no exception. He soaks up all the compliments kids give me. He’s happy to play pretend with them, do their hair and makeup, read, anything. They don’t judge him and just want to have fun.

Jack loves playing with them due to his high energy levels. Absolutely loves playing fetch and going for a swim with ‘em. And once they’re all tuckered out you can find them all curled up for a nap. He doesn’t hide his emotions around kids, they don’t pose a threat.

Ruggie also has high energy so he doesn’t mind running around with them for an hour or so. His favorite part is all the pets and snacks they give him. Be careful of his weight or you might end up with an unhealthy hyena on your hands.

Though Floyd is another with high energy he can also be just as low energy. He only likes playing when he’s in the mood and will not respond well if pestered. Best to keep kids away, let him play with the teens.

Kalim comes from a respectable breeder that takes the utmost care of all pets in their possession. There were both human and centaur kids running around when he was there, so he knows how to be careful around them. A fun thing fox centaurs can do is roll around like a wheel in their half form. He has a lot of fond memories tucking kiddos close to his belly and somersaulting around the yard. It’s hard to get him dizzy.

Rook is a curious fellow and will happily entertain children to see how they react. His favorite game is hide and sneak to no one's surprise. He’s not allowed to be the seeker because he’s too good at it. Learned his lesson so he makes sure to let himself be found every so often. Unfortunately he keeps making kids cry when playing tag. His face gets scary when he’s it.

Ortho and Cheka are also children.

Malleus likes to be around them because it satisfies his need to protect something. Loves going tiny dragon and sleeping on them. Dragon hoarding behavior.

Lilia is same as canon when it comes to kids.

Leona, Jamil, and Sebek prefer to not be around kids but aren’t going to run for the hills like the first three. They just kinda go “ugh, annoying.” and continue with their day.

Leona is very tolerant of them and doesn’t really mind them using him as a jungle gym. There’s no need to worry about them climbing over the manticore either, no barbed tails in this world. He will correct them if they do any tail pulling and such. Boys get a gentle bap or roared at. Girl's get a growl. He tolerates females more. He secretly loves when kids fall asleep with him. It’s a huge sign of trust to fall asleep when touching another for centaurs. They will take this very seriously and make sure you’re comfy as possible.

Snakes can be scary to some so Jamil doesn’t have to worry much about them as much. The brave ones that do approach will be neither welcomed nor shooed away unless he’s busy. He doesn’t mind entertaining their questions or letting them get a closer look at his features. He does like when they touch his scales, the warmth of their hands feel nice.

Sebek will shoo them away if he’s busy with anything. He doesn’t like being interrupted and has no qualms harshly correcting kids that test his patience. If he’s asked to watch them he lays down on the side while they run around doing kid things. His eyes are unblinking as he babysits, taking the job very seriously. Unless the kids ask him to join in he just stays like that. Now if we’re swimming that’s a whole different topic. Sebek loves water and will happily play in it with anyone. You can see him giving the kids rides pretending to be their boat or he’ll dive under with them hanging on with snorkeling masks.

The rest of the boys don’t explicitly swing one way or another.

Vil and Trey have no problem interacting with them but don’t seek out to do so either. Vil does like doing their hair and makeup. Trey likes to give them treats and has fun baking with them. They both enjoy playing pretend too.

Deuce, Jade, and Silver will initiate play time as much as they don’t. They rarely say no to having fun with them but will sometimes seek out a hiding spot from being overstimulated by the loud and chaotic energy kids have.

#frog anon #twst #twst centaur au #twst au #twisted wonderland #centaur au

[selenophilephile]

[dumps 500 frogs of varying types, no care if they are poisonous to the touch, on you]

You've been Frog'd.

Genma! Are any of these frogs poisonous?!

*Starts herding the frogs outside*

@whotookmysenbon

#frog anon #why

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

a frog…..is just a really green gentleman

i dont know who you are anon but i think i might be in love with the way you think

#vas posts #not quote #ask reply #frog anon

[antisocialgaycat]

It's nice we've established that neither one of us knows what we're doing. This is great. There's no reason to be scared of each other (even if that sentence sounds like it's straight out of a horror movie in which I am the killer)🐸

yessir i am not fearful of u frog anon please dont kill me in my sleep tho please and thankyouverymuch

#just a load of garbage #frog anon #anon ask

[irl-morros-account]

I do love good ol’ morro trolling.

I do not, however, like whatever that glitched text thingy was.

Screw that guy

-🐸

I do not love morro trolling.

But yeah, we can both agree on that. It was... strange.

#scary #morro irl account #irl morro #ninjago #answering asks #frog anon

[loudlyunladylike]

frog anon back for a brief visit and to wish you and everyone reading a gentle week and comfy beds with cute cats - frog

FROG!!! MY BELOVED!!! Aw you're the sweetest, wishing you much of the same <3

I have actually been running into so many cats recently, let's see if I can find some pictures for you

Cats!! Be upon thee!!!

#ask box #frog anon #<333 you're oh so belved in my heart #thank you for stopping by <3 #animal time!

[maybeimamuppet]

Omg I just read your Matilda sickfic and I swear it's the best fanfic I've ever read in my life i cannot 😭the misrable sick matilda just :( in Miss Honeys arms while Miss Phelps is SPEEDING down the highway 😭miss honey fearing for her life in that bus fr also this may or may not be the anon who keysmahed you last night im gonna be reading all your matilda fics now and ofc im going to rant about them so can i be🐸anon please its thats ok?

thank you nonnie!! i’m so glad you liked it and i’m glad you have returned after last nights keysmash lmao

frog anon is all yours my friend!! go right ahead i can’t wait

#:)) #frog anon

[sacrer-blu]

*replaces the frog with a crochet replica*

Oh- merci, grenouille.

#I LOVE YOU. crotchet lil froggiem... -🍷 #the head that rambles #tf2 fanblog #frog anon #he's grateful. just mod isn't best with words

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

you haven't heard? a anon gave sniper a lil froggie. THEN I GAVE HIM 40 LIL FROGGIES BECAUSE WHY NOT?! THEN I GAVE HIM 456 FROGGIES BC DO IT FOR THE VINE! THEN THEY ALL MULTIPLYED BECAUSE I FORGOT IT WAS THE FROGS MATING SEASON! AND NOW THEY ARE TAKING OVER SNIPERS CAMPER! *hyperventalates for 2 minutes then just stops* so I'm giving people in the base them. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH THEM ME AMIGO! *runs off*

Ah. I see. Vell, I vill experiment on zhem, zhen.

#medic tf2 #tf2 #tf2 askblog #tf2 medic #medic asks #frog anon

[taelonsamada]

really hoping there’s some protective moment where darlin gets into a brawl with someone on the ice and david intervenes to protect them :(( would be SO CUTE 🐸

Look, Froggy, the amount of potential DRAMA that there is in a hockey AU…? You can bet I have so many plans for protective moments between MANY characters 😈 but considering Darlin’s penchant for getting into brawls… there’s a very good chance they’ll be the first one it happens to 😆 😉

#redacted asmr #frog anon

[intothegenshinworld]

regarding the last ask

whenever they log off there's a fight between a whale and one of kfc's future fried chicken

— 🐸🐸

PFFFT XDD I once wrote "fowl legacy", and now with KFC Diluc I-

This is Fowl Legacy.... no. 11 of the Chicken Harbingers

Not my art!! Artist name is in picture!

#frog anon #✨Shiro; interactions – frog anon #Imagine fowl legacy vs kfc diluc #KFC Diluc's weapon is a spatula

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

M.I.LF = man, i love frogs :) - 🐸

FROGGY ANON ?? 🐸

#vas posts #not quote #ask reply #frog anon #the return of the king

[antisocialgaycat]

Hey it's been a hot minute, huh?

I have had a whirlwind of life happening the past couple weeks but I'm finally starting to feel like a person again after closing night and a long overdue chiropractor appointment :D

So I'll be bothering you more regularly now

🐸

OMG FROG ANON I MISSED U

always great to be feeling like a person again

glad to see you again :]

#just a load of garbage #anon ask #frog anon

[irl-morros-account]

I’m rebelling against king morro

- 🐸

Do you truly think I require your measly contributions. No. Fucking run along child, I can run a kingdom without the help of rebels

#>:( fuck u #morro irl account #irl morro #ninjago #answering asks #frog anon

[shiro-no-yuki]

first off, hi! I hope ur having a really nice day/night! second, I have 2 questions. 1, have u ever encountered any creepy fans? [u don't have to answer this one if it makes u uncomfy] and 2, what do u think of Vil Schoenheit? ty! :>

-frog anon

Hi! I had a pretty good day today, and I hope you did too (or are currently having a good day!)

I have encountered some fans being inappropriate (which I'm sure many in this industry have as well, unfortunately) but for the most part, everyone's really nice, which I'm glad about! I love my fans.

Vi-kun? I think he's great! He's an amazing actor, and I really look up to him a lot. I could never do the villain role like he does in his shows; he's always really believable. I'm always looking for ways to improve so I don't let him down when we're acting together.

#kazumi speaks: poor neige he deserves no creepy fans #kazumi speaks: i do headcanon him as looking up to vil a lot so like. oops poor neige im sorry vil-san hates you </3 #kazumi speaks: neige is a literal ray of sunshine why do you hate him vil :< #neige leblanche #neige replies #neige leblanche rp #neige leblance roleplay #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst neige leblanche #twisted wonderland neige leblanche #neige leblanche roleplay #disney twisted wonderland neige leblanche #kazumi speaks: also neige's first ask whoo #frog anon

[skyward-floored]

Ok, but little you crushing on SS Link reminds me SO much of my niece.

I lived with my sister for several months to nanny her 2 kids and during that time they watch me play botw. My niece was 6 at the time and I could just see sparkles in her eyes and she would say things like "I wish link was real so he could show me how to ride a horse" and "we could go explore and have fun together!" And omg my heart lol

One day tho I helped her put words to it cus I could tell she was starting to get a little bashful saying that stuff so I said "man, if Link was real I would have such a big crush on him, wouldnt you?" And she got so excited and started talking up a storm haha

Little kid crushes are so pure, it was the cutest

🐸

Aww, that’s really cute 😊

I wasn’t a little kid when mine happened, I mean I was like early-teens-ish? Somewhere in there. Old enough to be embarrassed I had a crush on a video game guy lol.

But yeah, little kids are the best :)

#answers from the floor #frog anon