#from the dumpster

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny, de aged to like 4 and wondering around the alleys of Gotham after running away from his home dimension and his "responsibilities" as a superhero, "I need a parent. Like an actual parent who will care about me."

Just then, Red Robin lands on a pile of garbage bags and groans, knocked out. Danny smiles and yells up at the sky, "Thank you!"

Another bat makes it to the edge of the roof just in time to see Danny pulling Red Robin through a wall by his cape.

Later, when the bats track him down they try to take Tim back only for thier hands to go through him when they try to grab him. Danny, in all his little kid logic yells, "No! He's my dad now!" >:(

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #tim drake #red robin #yum #tim: *basically adopts bruce from the dumpsters as his dad* #danny: *follows new family tradition*

[nyxi-pixie]

hc fyodor killing ppl by touch isnt his ability its actually just bc hes so old hes infected w every possible disease but just isnt symptomatic. so when u touch him u immediately contract every plague of the last thousand years and simply perish

#thats why hes not bothered abt putting on his briefly dumpster-dwelling ushanka. like what disease is he gonna get from a city dumpster #that he hasnt already got from living in times of not washing hands #bsd fyodor #bungou stray dogs #bsd chapter 113

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Angel Dust: "Okay! So I'm gonna need some reassurance for this shit! We have a plan for this, right?? We're not goin' in BLIND right???"

Vaggie: "Of course we-"

Angel Dust: "Aw shit sorry, I meant, COMPLETELY blind."

Vaggie: (remaining eye twitches) "Of course we have a plan. We..."

Vaggie: (@ charlie) "Babe what's the plan?"

Charlie: "Think positive act fast don't die!"

Vaggie: "Cool great I love you."

Vaggie: (@ Angel Dust) "We have no plan."

Angel Dust: "I'm not askin' you saphs for datin' advice ever again."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #chaggie #huskerdust #incorrect quotes #Charlie: “SHHH ITS HUSK HERE HE COMES! GET READY!” #Angel Dust: “Ready like how? Ready with what!?” #Vaggie: (lifts spear) “Ready.” #Angel Dust: “HOW'RE YOU TWO STILL ALIVE AFTER FLIRTIN' WITH EACH OTHER???” #Charlie: “Oh we skipped it.” #Vaggie: “Dumpster to dating speed run.” #Angel Dust: “From WHA to dating..? You know what? I don't wanna know. PLEASE don' stab the guy i've got the emotional hots for.” #Vaggie: “.....” #Vaggie: (slooooowly... lowers her spear)

[andy-clutterbuck]

👅 | 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕪𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕤

#here ya go! 💚 #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #put that thing back where it came from or so help me #was gonna post this yesterday #but it felt more apt for Sinday #IF I SPEAK #[AIR RAID SIRENS] [HELICOPTERS] [SCREAMING ] [REPORTING LIVE] MY LEG #sir if you would REFRAIN #*throws wood on the dumpster fire*

[redlenai]

Come with me, brothers, sisters and siblings. Let's go pirate Sims 2 and download 4t2 Custom Content. Support modders and CC creators and listen to Hot N' Cold

#Sims 2 #The Sims 2 #TS2 #me seeing the dumpster fire with the latest Sims 4 game pack #btw if you're going to pirate The Sims 2 go for Ultimate Collection #save yourself from having to install each Expansion disk and just make it in one go #it is really a blessing instead of praying to three different deities for all expansion to not end up unrecognized after installing another

[heartsinhay]

Kim Kitsuragi secretly sews professional yet flattering clothing to Harry’s exact measurements and leaves them in containers all across Jamrock for Harry to find

#it's for his own self preservation #he's like artfully arranging his tasteful sweaters in the dumpster so harry will notice them #he's made three different dressing gowns in the hope that one of them will finally replace the culturally insensitive robe #he's like oh look detective it's a shirt that doesn't have the man from hjelmdall across the front #seems like this would be a great shirt to meet and interrogate suspects in #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #disco elysium

[raccooninthedaytime]

#HE BEAT HIS WIFE BUT DIDNT BEAT CANCER #GET HIS ASS #OJ GOT SQUEEZED #oj simpson #thoughts from the dumpster

[zooophagous]

Tripped on a fucking chair at work while carrying my lunch and landed chest first on top of a paper cup full of coke and got it all over my face and shirt and chicken mcfucked up my knee to kingdom come

#i may or may not have stolen the chair from the salon and unceremoniously destroyed it in the dumpster in a fit of sticky impotent rage

[starheirxero]

apparently the greek word the word eclipse comes from means abandonment and this fact has been festering in my brain

[voice of a guy who loves to otherthink] oh my god and eclipse stems from the greek word meaning abandonment

#asks #freys-dumpster-fire #xero creations #a failing. forsaken. haha thats fine thats okay im okay 😁 (GOING INSANE) #thank you ancient greece you added a fun detail to blorbo from my shows HEJAHSJAHDJD #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams eclipse #eclipse

[pchelaus]

dipper drags mystical creatures(one demon especially) home just as mabel drags raccoons and opossums

#gave up on finishing the second picture #sorry stan #otherwise this would be lost and forgotten forever #this drawing came from the dialog with friend #majority of fics dipper just brings bill to the mystery shack without asking anyone #secretly or not bill gets domesticated #dipper just finds this loser in some dumpster and decides he's worth showing to ford #this also might be an excuse to draw small dipper #and red bill #bill cipher #dipper pines #ugghh i need to post all the stuff that has been pilling up for a while

[prettyboymeat]

grusha scribbles

#my art #this is from when i first met him ingame #i'm slooowly getting myself to gather the doodles ive done over the year #anyway i love grusha a lot I think he's a dumpster fire #my bf and i have an au where grusha and cyrus are gamers who stream truck simulator and minecraft n stuff but their streams are garbage #and whenever he gets uncomfortable or feels an emotion come up he gets up and says he's going to 711 to get the shittiest snack he can get #hes coping #and thats my trainer pupa in the third pic hes my horrible little creature #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvi #pokemon sv #grusha #grusha pokemon #pokemon fanart

[duplicitywrites]

an outtake from the eternal flame, where i was fiddling with the idea that harry is a hot commodity at hogwarts and tom is Simply Not Having It

After Talbot Higgs lands in the infirmary, the third Quidditch ‘accident’ in the past two months, Harry finally puts the pieces together and asks Tom to meet him after dinner. Tom goes willingly, a spring in his step. They settle in the small sitting room in Harry's quarters. “Higgs is in the Hospital Wing,” Harry says. “He says someone threw him off the tower, and he doesn’t remember how he got up there.” Tom says nothing, waiting for the rest. If Harry won't accuse him outright, they have nothing to say to each other. Harry rubs at his face. “Is there something wrong? Something upsetting you? Please, talk to me.” “Nothing,” Tom says in a flat monotone, “except perhaps some people who don't seem to be capable of keeping their vile thoughts to themselves.” Harry pales. “Did they—has anyone been—” His hands go white-knuckled against the armrests. “Did they hurt you?” “No,” Tom says, answering honestly without thinking. Then he considers the question and adds on, “Why would you even think that?” Relief flickers across Harry’s face. “Then what is it?” Tom shrugs, keeping the motion casual. “I don't like how some of them look at you. Or talk about you. It's inappropriate, and—” Harry’s brows pull together. “Tom, what are you talking about?” "You don’t know what they were saying,” Tom says, keeping his voice low. “What they were thinking—” He breaks off, disgusted. “I know exactly what they were thinking,” he says. “I know that they were thinking about how they could get their hands on you.” Because that’s what he wants, too. He’s not going to let anyone else kiss Harry. Any time Harry wants to be kissed, he can come to Tom, and Tom will oblige. Harry’s face contorts, and Tom knows that he’s deeply upset. Tom doesn’t know why Harry is so upset. Surely he can see that Tom is only trying to help. “You're going to put them all in the Hospital Wing because you don't like the way they look at me? I really doubt that Higgs is—” “No one will find out,” Tom interjects gently. As if they'd ever trace all of this back to a second-year student. The idea is laughable. “This isn't just about being caught,” Harry says, faint. “It's about—about being a good person. They don't deserve being hurt, Tom." He draws in a large, shuddering breath. “I promise you, no one else is going to touch me. Do you really think—think that some student would—” Some student might. Tom might.

#updates #the eternal flame #tomarry #extras #shoving all these onto tumblr so i can clear them from my scraps dumpster

[poorlittleyaoyao]

it's fine, it's cool, I'm sure he'll be super chill about it.

#nooo da-ge don't take whatever this is to your grave and then overshare to the guy trying to solve your murder ur so sexy haha #dispatches from the nieyao dumpster

[puppyeared]

i wrote this as a joke because I wanted to strangle a guy watching tiktoks without headphones on the bus, but im genuinely disturbed that we've gotten to a point where convenience comes first. and it depresses me even more that its used to justify and monetize greed

#like we have so many ways of doing things that could help us in the long run but because we're told it requires more work we just cant #its too resource intensive. or maybe its too much to maintain. we have to overlook benefits so money can go into more important things #we teach each other to do things a certain way so it works for everyone but who was it convenient for first? what abt who it might hurt? #i have to wonder if the rules our current system uses is worth listening to or following if it doesnt have our best interests in mind. u an #me and the ppl around us.. would we be better off if i ate my meals knowing the person who grew it wanted to feed others the way they could #feed themselves? and that isnt to say we're going to be happy doing it but i guess satisfied that its helping someone instead of quietly #accepting that itll eventually go in the dumpster behind a grocery store because it stopped looking appetizing or it wasnt on sale anymore #what about building homes so we can shelter each other? what if we were satisfied with what we did because we knew it would be paid back #with kindness? isnt that what we evolved to do?? heal each others bones and tell stories and help each other?? #why dont houses come with solar panels or generators unless we find a way to make people pay to use the sun? why is our pooled money used #to fund genocides instead of education and hospitals? whose interests and convenience came first when we started this?? #i wont pretend to know the answer because i dont. but we all know we're miserable and im sorry to say that i cant see myself fighting #for a world that wont fight for me too. why do we work if we cant live from it?? why did they stop us from plucking more teeth from our #bosses until they could build more walls around themselves and then go back to underpaying us?? #im so tired. i cant even imagine making it to age 70 #yapping #vent