everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away
what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again
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Simpler lil idea now
Danny decides to take Sam and Tucker out for a drive in space, using the Zone to avoid escape velocity and re-entry issues. He's cheerful bc hey, he gets to show his friends Space! Its cool! And Awesome! And has he mentioned its Space?
So they take a portal that should drop them and the specter speeder just outside of orbit. And it does! Its just. They can't see space here.
Instead, its an all steel hallway. Some doors. Looks like somethin government.
And that's how three teenagers accidentally infiltrate the Watchtower.
This becomes even more hilarious if its a timeline where the Watchtower is a big fuckin secret, of course.
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something for u to consider :3c
im heavily considering, pondering even
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Prompt 94
Danny has no clue what he’s just agreed to but Ellie seems happy about it, so it can’t be too bad.
Ellie is honestly surprised but more than a little touched her template-dad gave her permission to let her new clone-union-totally-not-a-revolution use his lair as a home base. Now she just needs to help Klarion figure out how to make those portal-bracelets for each of them…
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Aaron decided losing his peets to a Full Loaf is a small price to pay for the best seat in the house
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Asmo: Behold, I am Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. Worship me, mortals! I bear the titles of the Jewel of the Heavens, the–
MC: –Light of my life, apple of my eye. You are Spring's first blossom, of Summer's passionate heat, grace of Fall's parting, sweet as a cozy Winter's treat. With your permisson–
Asmo: O-oh my–
MC, wooing: –Let me worship you, in bed.
Asmo, is wooed: Oh my! Yes!!
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