Warriors Three and Lady Sif: *appears from the Bi-Frost*
Sif: Greetings, Thor and Thor’s Midgardian friends!
Thor: Friends! To what do I owe your visit?
Fandral: We came to see you, friend!
Volstagg: And the All-Mother wanted to check on how Loki is in his redemption.
Loki: *not happy to see Sif and the Warriors Three* Oh, I was doing SO well without any of you.
Tony: Aren’t those Thor’s friends from Asgard? You know, the ones who mock you for using magic in battle?
Loki: *nods sadly* Yes. *leans head on Tony’s shoulder* Unfortunately.
Tony: Should have said something! *ready to put on his suit*
Mikey: *pops out from kitchen* Hey, Lokes! Why the long face?
Loki: *points to Sif and the Warriors Three*
Mikey: OKAY, Imma get Jack and Ezra! *runs off*
Nat: *to Sif and the Warriors Three* Why would you dislike someone for using magic in battle?
Sif: A dishonorable move in Asgard. Besides, he uses Seidr, magic of the women.
Nat: That’s coming from you, a woman using the art of men to battle with no magic whatsoever?
Clint: *grins* Nice one, Nat.
Sif: *turns to Thor* I dislike your friends, Thor.
Bruce: *rolls eyes* You know, on Earth, those who fight are considered as normal people because anyone and everyone can fight, but those with magic are either considered as witches or just extraordinary beings because magic is rare on Earth.
Hogun: And the point is…?
Ezra: *enters with Jack* The POINT is that Loki’s magic is freaking AMAZING, and you retards don’t get the right to judge it!
Jack: Or are you four just cowards because you don’t understand the power and amazement that Loki’s magic has?
Thor: *crosses arms* Watch your tone on my friends.
Loki: Pah-lease, Thor. If your friends can mock me as they wish then my friends can reverse it and mock them as they wish as well.
Steve: I rather not let anyone mock anyone, but if you put it that way, it DOES sound fair…
Peter: *appears from kitchen* Huh? What sounds fair?
Mikey: *appears behind Peter* Sif and the Warriors Three over here say that Loki’s magic is bad.
Fandral: Not really ‘bad’, per se…
Peter: *gasps in horror* WHAT?! But Mother’s magic is AMAZING!
Sif and Warriors Three:
Youngest Cinnamon Rolls:
Peter: *blushes bright red* Uhm…
Loki: *tears up* R-Really…?
Ezra: Woah… Loki’s a mom already…
Jack: He’s always been, but coming from Peter? Okay… I did NOT expect that…
Tony: *tears up and runs off* PEPPER, GET THE LEGAL PAPERS! I’M GETTING MARRIED!
Thor: *fumes and runs after Tony* NO, STARK! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!
Sif: I’m not even going to question…
Fandral: *stares at Jack, Ezra and Mikey* Uh, who are you, exactly?
Mikey: I’m Mikey! And this is Jack, and this is Ezra! We’re Loki’s friends!
Volstagg: *turns to Loki* You have friends?
Clint: That’s what I asked!
Ezra: *takes out lightsaber* You have five seconds to take back that question.
Jack: *twirls staff and aims it at the Warriors Three* And three seconds to ask a better one.
Sif: Calm yourselves! It is a good question!
Loki: *tears up* Are you saying… I cannot have anyone to love…?
Peter: *hugs Loki* No, no, Mom! You’re lovable!
Mikey: *takes out and spins nunchucks* YoU hAvE ONE SeCoNd To ReThInK yOuR aNsWeR!
Nat: *takes out guns* And another second to get out of this tower.
Bruce: Yeah… you guys are mean…
Clint: TONY! THOR! THE ASGARDIANS CALLED LOKI UNLOVABLE!
Tony: *bursts in wearing Iron Man suit* WHO CALLED MY BELOVED UNLOVABLE?!
Thor: *bursts in with Mjolnir* WHO DARES HURT MY BABY BROTHER?!
Hogun: *grimaces* It was Sif and Volstagg.
Jack: Might wanna run. *grins*
Sif and Volstagg: *flees*
Tony and Thor: *goes after them*
Ezra: Well, *sits down on couch* this was an interesting morning…