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fandomnerd9602 · 12 days
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Elsa meets Y/N, a fire bender, and their dragon…
Elsa: is your steed friendly?
Y/N: Firestar? Yeah he loves belly rubs and being ridden
Elsa: I’d very like to ride you
Y/N: what?
Elsa: what?
Elsa blushes and Firestar just rolls his dragon eyes…
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Elsa: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Anna: ... Your what?
Elsa: My friends.
Jack: Is she saying “friends”?
Kristoff: I think she’s being sarcastic.
Olaf: No, no, no, this is delirium, she cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Elsa! All of your friends are in this room.
Elsa: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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theknightofivanhoe · 1 year
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One day in college -
Elsa: (voice o.c. while writing the following on a blackboard) ‘Neo,’ meaning new, and ‘lithic’...I-T-H...I-C, (underlines word)...meaning stone.
Elsa: (wearing large, round glasses, a jacket, pencil skirt and her hair in a bun) Alright, let’s get back to this site, Turkdean Barrow near Hazleton.
Collection of well-dressed young men and attractive-looking co-eds sit listening to Elsa’s lecture.
Elsa: Contains the central p - passage, and three chambers, or cysts...
Outside, Anna strolls down corridors dressed like her sister, her hair styled in her ‘Queen Anna’ bun, entering the classroom as Elsa continues.
Elsa: Don’t confuse that with robbing, in which case we mean the removal of the contents of the barrow. (points at board) This site also demonstrates -
Seeing Anna come in, Elsa pauses, Anna smiling and politely waiting for her sister to continue.
Elsa: ...one of the great dangers of archaeology, not to life and limb, although that does sometimes take place. No, I’m talking about folklore. (gestures to board) In this case, local tradition held that there was a golden coffin buried at the site. And this accounts for the holes dug all over the barrow, and the generally poor condition of the find. However, Chamber 3 was undisturbed and the undisturbed chamber and the grave goods that were found in another -
The student furthest to Elsa, Honeymaren, grins mischievously and - 
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Elsa (stumbling in her words): - uh, in the area give us a r - (freezes at Honeymaren)
Honeymaren:
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Elsa: Uh...(growing pink in the cheeks, then turns to board) reason to - to uh, to - to date this, uh, find as we have...um...
Bell rings.
Elsa: Any questions then? Okay that’s it for today, then. 
Students pack and get up.
Elsa: Um, don’t forget, Michaelson, chapters 4 and 5 for next time. And I will be in my office on Thursday but not Wednesday.
Anna smiles in friendly amusement at her sister as students, including Honeymaren, file out of the classroom. 
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smolbabyboi · 1 year
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Idk I thought it fit
(found fan art on Google, not mine)
Made it for my love @aph-headcanons-and-stuff
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askfrozengerda · 2 years
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How Anna went on training self love with Elsa using words of affirmation
Anna: Hey, Elsa! You are my...
Elsa: LOVE
Anna: cutest thing on the...
Elsa: Earth!
Anna: guardian of my...
Elsa: Heart!
Anna: who can do any-...
Elsa: Thing!
Anna *proud*: 🥰🤩💫💞💓💘
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Hans: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
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not-mary-sue · 1 month
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Phoebe: Don't you hate it when the ghost you develop a crush on almost ends the world.
Trevor: That's...not a universal experience.
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scythes-and-roses · 15 days
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Weiss: *ranting about how ridiculous that people think she and Ruby are dating*
Weiss: ... Like okay yes, I've thought about kissing Ruby. But who hasn't thought about kissing their best friend at least once?
Yang: I'm gonna tell her
Blake, smacking her arm: Don't you dare!
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(When Phoebe comes out to her family)
Gary: You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!
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khakirnelm · 24 days
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From an incorrect quote generator
If Melody was a human tho
Phoebe: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Melody: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Phoebe, desperately, as Melody bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody: Oh! B positive. Phoebe: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody:
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Phoebe: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Melody: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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Phoebe: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Melody, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Phoebe: Phoebe: fsh
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Phoebe: So what's for dinner? Melody, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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Callie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Phoebe: Mine just says "Phoebe no." Callie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Trevor: Not elegant enough to be a vampire, not jock enough to be a werewolf... Phoebe: Goblin it is.
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Trevor: My head hurts. Phoebe: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Computer: Please enter a password. Phoebe: *types in Melody* Computer: Your password is too weak. Phoebe: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Phoebe: So what are your political beliefs? Podcast: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Callie: You spent all our money on THIS?? Gary, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Phoebe: Why are you on fire? Melody: This is just how my day is going.
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Podcast: Change is inedible.
Phoebe: Don't you mean inevitable?
Podcast, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Phoebe: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Callie: What's that?
Phoebe: Remorse code.
Callie: I'm even angrier now.
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Phoebe: I don’t do relationships.
Melody: *exists*
Phoebe: Shit.
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Trevor: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)
Lucky: Are you saying that I'm fat?
Trevor: No that's not what I meant I-
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Phoebe: Podcast... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Podcast: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Phoebe:
Phoebe: I wrote sanitize, Podcast.
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Callie, tending to Trevor’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Trevor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Peck: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Phoebe: I will politely decline.
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Podcast: I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!! Phoebe: you mean an idea..? Podcast: MMMMHHMMM!!
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Phoebe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Trevor: You need to stop.
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Phoebe: How did none of you hear what I just said? Callie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Gary: I got distracted about halfway through. Trevor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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If Melody was a human, again
Phoebe: HELP! I TOLD MELODY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Trevor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Podcast: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Phoebe: The car takes a screenshot. Trevor: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Gary, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Callie: You did WHAT– Phoebe: William Snakepeare
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Trevor: You look nice, I want to kiss you. Lucky: What? Trevor: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.
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Gary: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Podcast: [in the distance] Or murder.
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Gary: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Callie: You would eat yourself? Gary: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Phoebe: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Melody: It was me... Phoebe: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months
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Elsa dances with Y/N as the Christmas tree lights glow…
Elsa: couldn’t ask for a better Christmas
Y/N: good friends, an amazing one to call my beloved, what more could I need?
Elsa: kiss me under the mistletoe
Y/N: but sweetheart there’s no-
Elsa waves her hand and forms a mistletoe out of ice right above them…
Y/N: so clever…and a bit naughty, my queen
Elsa: (giggles) only for you, my knight
The two lean in and share a kiss under the mistletoe…
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Jack: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Elsa's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...
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xihe1874 · 1 year
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Bradley (standing in front of Mav with Jake): I want to marry him. Mav: You can't marry a man you just met. Bradley: You can if it's true love. Mav: Bradley, you just met him today! Bradley: Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn't propose to Ice the first day you met him. Mav: Ha, jokes on you! I proposed on the second day. Bradley: But you slept with him on the first? Mav: Mav: Yeah.
(Inspired by @redfurrycat, who is a lovely angel ❤️❤️)
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danganronpafakes · 4 months
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Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.
Source: Frozen (2013)
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brokentvs · 1 month
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Who wants an AU where Phoebe is trying to cling onto the memory of Melody but can’t because when she took her soul out of her body she quite literally lost a piece of herself??
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 19 days
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Vriska: We as a society need to do something a8out the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good
Kanaya: You're Supposed To Heat It Up First
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