Elsa: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Anna: ... Your what?
Elsa: My friends.
Jack: Is she saying “friends”?
Kristoff: I think she’s being sarcastic.
Olaf: No, no, no, this is delirium, she cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Elsa! All of your friends are in this room.
Elsa: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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One day in college -
Elsa: (voice o.c. while writing the following on a blackboard) ‘Neo,’ meaning new, and ‘lithic’...I-T-H...I-C, (underlines word)...meaning stone.
Elsa: (wearing large, round glasses, a jacket, pencil skirt and her hair in a bun) Alright, let’s get back to this site, Turkdean Barrow near Hazleton.
Collection of well-dressed young men and attractive-looking co-eds sit listening to Elsa’s lecture.
Elsa: Contains the central p - passage, and three chambers, or cysts...
Outside, Anna strolls down corridors dressed like her sister, her hair styled in her ‘Queen Anna’ bun, entering the classroom as Elsa continues.
Elsa: Don’t confuse that with robbing, in which case we mean the removal of the contents of the barrow. (points at board) This site also demonstrates -
Seeing Anna come in, Elsa pauses, Anna smiling and politely waiting for her sister to continue.
Elsa: ...one of the great dangers of archaeology, not to life and limb, although that does sometimes take place. No, I’m talking about folklore. (gestures to board) In this case, local tradition held that there was a golden coffin buried at the site. And this accounts for the holes dug all over the barrow, and the generally poor condition of the find. However, Chamber 3 was undisturbed and the undisturbed chamber and the grave goods that were found in another -
The student furthest to Elsa, Honeymaren, grins mischievously and -
Elsa (stumbling in her words): - uh, in the area give us a r - (freezes at Honeymaren)
Honeymaren:
Elsa: Uh...(growing pink in the cheeks, then turns to board) reason to - to uh, to - to date this, uh, find as we have...um...
Bell rings.
Elsa: Any questions then? Okay that’s it for today, then.
Students pack and get up.
Elsa: Um, don’t forget, Michaelson, chapters 4 and 5 for next time. And I will be in my office on Thursday but not Wednesday.
Anna smiles in friendly amusement at her sister as students, including Honeymaren, file out of the classroom.
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From an incorrect quote generator
If Melody was a human tho
Phoebe: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Melody: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Phoebe, desperately, as Melody bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Melody: Oh! B positive.
Phoebe: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Melody:
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Phoebe: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Melody: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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Phoebe: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Melody, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Phoebe:
Phoebe: fsh
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Phoebe: So what's for dinner?
Melody, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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Callie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Phoebe: Mine just says "Phoebe no."
Callie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Trevor: Not elegant enough to be a vampire, not jock enough to be a werewolf...
Phoebe: Goblin it is.
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Trevor: My head hurts.
Phoebe: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Phoebe: *types in Melody*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Phoebe: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Phoebe: So what are your political beliefs?
Podcast: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Callie: You spent all our money on THIS??
Gary, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Phoebe: Why are you on fire?
Melody: This is just how my day is going.
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Podcast: Change is inedible.
Phoebe: Don't you mean inevitable?
Podcast, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Phoebe: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Callie: What's that?
Phoebe: Remorse code.
Callie: I'm even angrier now.
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Phoebe: I don’t do relationships.
Melody: *exists*
Phoebe: Shit.
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Trevor: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)
Lucky: Are you saying that I'm fat?
Trevor: No that's not what I meant I-
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Phoebe: Podcast... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Podcast: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Phoebe:
Phoebe: I wrote sanitize, Podcast.
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Callie, tending to Trevor’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Trevor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Peck: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Phoebe: I will politely decline.
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Podcast: I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!!
Phoebe: you mean an idea..?
Podcast: MMMMHHMMM!!
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Phoebe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Trevor: You need to stop.
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Phoebe: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Callie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Gary: I got distracted about halfway through.
Trevor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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If Melody was a human, again
Phoebe: HELP! I TOLD MELODY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Trevor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Podcast: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Phoebe: The car takes a screenshot.
Trevor: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Gary, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Callie: You did WHAT–
Phoebe: William Snakepeare
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Trevor: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Lucky: What?
Trevor: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.
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Gary: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Podcast: [in the distance] Or murder.
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Gary: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Callie: You would eat yourself?
Gary: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Phoebe: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Melody: It was me...
Phoebe: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Elsa dances with Y/N as the Christmas tree lights glow…
Elsa: couldn’t ask for a better Christmas
Y/N: good friends, an amazing one to call my beloved, what more could I need?
Elsa: kiss me under the mistletoe
Y/N: but sweetheart there’s no-
Elsa waves her hand and forms a mistletoe out of ice right above them…
Y/N: so clever…and a bit naughty, my queen
Elsa: (giggles) only for you, my knight
The two lean in and share a kiss under the mistletoe…
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