#fruk is a four-letter word

[ggoddammitt]

ayy since gomens s2 is coming, 

here’s a lil crossover i drew a while back ^^

#fruk #hetalia #aph england #aph france #2p #fruk omens #vioart #fruk is a four-letter word #ollie w his desserts n proper english accent #fran showin up at the cell to save ollie frm the gullotine #fran beggin him to run off tgt to the stars #that damn cheese-eatin surrender monkey #ollie referring to their arrangement as 'fraternising' #he's just enough of a bastard to be worth knowin #this is the only thing that can get me to draw 2pfruk i cant believe- #hahah this drawing was nvr meant to see the light #iv been sitting on it for a year #but maybe someone in this corner of the internet actually likes this au who knows

[wherearemyglassesbro]

Ay, ay, how about dem Good Omens Fruk headcannons?~

Thank you encouraging my bullshit buddy!! It’s a bit hard to decide who is Crowley and who is Zira cause...Artie channels the snake energy and the Bohemian Rhapsody energy but Francis just happens to be a sauntering dumbass?? And Arthur would make a great bookshop owner. But for the sake of my 1am brain, lets just say that Artie is the demon here cause he radiates just a tad more evil than Francis does. He’s on thin fuckin ice though ((edit there may be errors I’m too lazy to check spelling/grammar, I’m just throwing it in the queue))

Francis definitely will get ‘peckish’ and just poof across the ocean to grab a bite to eat 1000 miles away from his book shop. Why? Cause he was day dreaming about this one specific dessert he had ten years ago and needs to go back and have it again. Arthur hates it cause Fran usually doesn’t call him first >:(

Artie has the most beautiful rose bushes in all of England! They grow in his house, the ceiling is glass and he keeps it a steady temperature so they don’t just die for no reason. “Jssskfx!! GROW BETTAHHH!” He puts the fear of God into them!

Francis was supposed to guard the eastern gate during his angel duties but sometimes he’d get so bored that he’d just sing to himself and Artie would hide so he could listen cause oh wow, the angel?? This one right here? Fantastic. 10/10

“You know, cher, I’ve always said that deep down you are quite nice-“ “I am NOT nice! nice is a FOUR letter word!”

Artie hides his snake eyes all the time and Francis is totally fine with it and he indulges this so much that he buys Arthur many pairs of his favorite sunglasses and even keeps a pair in his own jacket pocket just in case they’re out and about and Artie needs a new pair. Arthur has no idea that Francis carries a new pair for him and Fran can’t wait for the day that he can whip them out to show his dedication

Francis is old fashioned and sleeps with curlers in his hair. When Artie had longer hair cough cough nanny Kirkland Fran would put curlers in his hair too and help him get ready every morning as the nanny!

Arthur doesn’t really eat human food but you bet your butt that if Francis tells him ‘oh my! Try this!’ He’s gonna try it. He just will, no matter what it is

“Time to go lick some ass!” “Oh GOD no, Angel don’t say that again! It’s KICK! Not LICK!”

Arthur sometimes drives too fast on purpose just to see Francis freak out “Oh god oh god please slow down! There are so many people around! Oh god stop it!”

#:) #aph #hetalia #ask away! #headcanons #hetalia headcanons #asks #always up for hc requests #aph france #aph england #fruk #ukfr