#fry the egg

[nerd-elf]

And I won't accept anything less

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dai #dragonage #solas #da meme #dread wolf #fenharel #dreadwolf #fade #joke post #meme #dragon age meme #dragon age dreadwolf #dragonagedreadwolf #da:d #dad #fry the egg #Inquisitor #Solavellan #Solavellan Hell #solasn x lavellan #da4 #Solas x female lavellan #Solas x elf Inquisitor #Solas x female Inquisitor #Solas x Inquisitor #Trevelyan #adaar

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[leatherbookmark]

gotta flaunt your assets

#shrimp gifs #wooyoung #yeosang #woosang #ateez #kpop #I AM SO SAD these are so uneven and overal not very good #AND ALSO i realized way too late that a better translation would be 'hearts' since yknow heart=chest=tits but soul=/=tits necessarily #BUT i couldn't fix it so easily without moving the whole line which spans two gifs and my photoshop is on its last legs rn #(i could fry an egg on my laptop) so :(((((((( #this + the moment with san trying to lift wooyo's jacket with all those fun sound effects were so cute lol

[transjudas]

Gerard Way + legs (x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x)

#hot hot leg #leg so hot u can fry an egg #mcr #mcredit #my chemical romance #gerard way #gerardwayedit #flashing cw

[onejellyfishplease]

And next we have Blaze Mikey!!!

he will commit violence against you

Donnie, Raph, Leo

#he got them gaseous feet #he very warm to the touch #you can fry an egg on his arm #on his FACE #on his bald head #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #minecraft

[whipped-cheese]

"now shut up and spin faster"

#fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf security breach #animatronic #daycare attendant sun #sundrop #security breach daycare attendant #fnaf sun #security breach #fnaf sundrop #I've been literally frying like an egg in my own home :') #wtf sun #like what did i do-

[chamoemileclown]

hes playing titanic music btw

#so happy to see pepito hanging out woth his parents more #love him #love them actually #pepito got carre a frying pan and he kept on hitting mobs and going BONK #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp carre #carrecraft11 #pepito the egg #qsmp pepito #pepito fanart #carre fanart

[thegoodmorningman]

The People are Hungry!!! Good Morning!!!

#good #morning #good morning #good morning message #good morning image #good morning images #good morning man #the good morning man #the entire morning #gif #good morning messages #gm #morning vibes #morning motivation #billionaires #break a few eggs #you gotta break a fre eggs to make an omelette #frying pan #molotov cocktail #breakfast #breakfasttime #breakfast time #mansion #a few eggs #omelette #egg #eggs #eat the rich #fuck capitalism #late stage capitalism

[canisalbus]

Leg so hot

lot hot leg

leg so hot you fry an egg

Everytime I hear that I always visualize Machete idk why

.

#I think he would very much not like it if you tried to fry an egg on his leg #answered #anonymous #he might try to get you excommunicated

[harumscarumcos]

listen: nearly everyone who lives in wayne manor can cook (to an extent) EXCEPT Bruce he is barred from going into the kitchen

#Bruce Wayne #I dunno I feel like Damian knows how to cook a handful of things #like he needs supervision #that supervision being Alfred or dick #Jason and Tim are actually the best cooks in the house #duke and dick are close follow ups #cass and Kathy cannot #only difference is cass will try every now and then with the others #Kathy refuses to cook #Steph bakes fr #babs actually is a decent cook would make something with her dad every now and again when they were tired of takeout #but yeah Bruce can’t even fry an egg #he almost burned down the house making toast #dick Grayson #duke thomas #Stephanie brown #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #kathy kane #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #tim drake

[huariqueje]

Unknown, Fried eggs with onions   -     Vittorio Gussoni

Italian,  1893-1968

Oil on masonite , 21 x 27 in.

#Vittorio Gussoni #italian artist #still life #fried eggs #onions #frying pan #glass

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

self-love is me resisting the urge to eat the leftovers I have in the fridge as a bedtime snack, out of compassion and adoration for future-me, who deserves to wake up in the morning and eat something delicious without having to cook it first

#self-love is also current-me cooking eggs and toast as a midnight snack instead #it's delicious and i am not so hungry and rushed that i mind taking the time to cook something yummy #and as a second act of self-care i am even doing the dishes instead of leaving them to soak overnight! i'm being so kind to my future self! #... actually no I'm gonna leave the frying pan to soak. future-me can deal with that they're the one getting delicious leftovers #food mention

[dooblez]

scrab cameo

#fry was trying to look up scarab mpreg but misspelt scarab #so he wrote like ‘scrab laying eggs google show me’ #and now i call him scrab :-) #what a nice story am i right/j #my art #scarab #prismo #prohibitedwish #fionna and cake #at:f&c #i love saying numbnuts it’s so funny #DONT ASK ME WHY FRY WAS LOOKING UP SCARAB MPREG/lh

[spacemilkbag]

this is like a baby sensory video to me

#why is that so attractive #dreamwastaken #gif #not entirely happy with the coloring but my laptop is already so hot you could fry an egg on it so ehhh

[u3pxx]

the egg poll tags have me injecting two opposing ideas to my belief system at once. yes i think kim kitsuragi can fry up the perfect egg after meticulous practice bc he wanted to impress someone and brush it off like he could do that his whole life bc he's a freak like that. no i dont think he can cook well at all.

#maybe hes bad at cooking anything else but only good at frying eggs DGDVD #sunnysiderambles

[cerealkiller740]

1954 Sunbeam Electric Fry Pan

#1954 #sunbeam #home appliances #kitchen #cerealkiller #vintage food #food #vintage advertising #vintage magazine #magazine #1950s #50s #50s ads #eggs #skillet #fry