#fuck Chris Pratt

[ihavehatsinmypantsblog]

Am I the only person who's rooting for Bowser to curb stomp Mario n then offer Luigi a spot as his right hand Twink in this new Super Mario movie?

#mario movie #bowser #mario #crisp rat #fuck chris pratt #luigi #twink Luigi #super Mario movie

[k0kusen]

I wonder if its too late to bully Nintendo or Illumination into recasting Mario's voice like we made Sega and Paramount fix Sonic's teeth.

#super mario #mario movie #illumination #nintendo #fuck chris pratt #jack black

[clairelaferret]

I don’t know if this is Apollo readying his dodgeball of prophecy or what but I just have this gut feeling that when the Super Mario Bros. movie comes out there’s going to be some interview that’ll go something like:

Interviewer: “So, Chris, how do you like voice acting?”

Chris Pratt: “I love it, it’s so easy!  You don’t have to put on a costume or do stunts, you just talk!  It’s awesome!”

And we’re all just going to be rubbing our temples in frustration like.  Yeah.  We noticed you were just talking, THAT’S WHY YOUR PERFORMANCE SUCKED!  Easy??? Eat a dick.

Reminder: this has not happened as of Sunday, October 9th, 2022.  I’m just predicting it will.  Because this is the sucky timeline.

#the super mario bros movie #chris pratt #mario movie #predictions #shout out to Apollo if this comes true #fuck chris pratt #mario #should be Charles Martinet #don't disrespect voice actors like that imaginary version of actor i don't like

[autisticsupervillain]

The reason Chris Pratt is voicing Mario is because from now on Charles Martinet is going to be playing Starlord. With his Mario voice.

#chris pratt mario #fuck chris pratt #charles martinet #mario movie

[rainy-matcha]

"Charles Martinet can't voice mario for an entire movie because the mario voice would sound grating!!"

Let me remind you that Spongebob Squarepants has MULTIPLE movies and TV show seasons and so do MANY other cartoon characters with high pitched, cheery sounding voices. Charles, unlike Crisp Rat, is also a professional voice actor who would find a way to make his voice work for an entire movie.

#mario movie #crisp rat #charles martinet #fuck chris pratt

[hellbentrapture]

This is a reminder that Crisp Rat (read: Chris Pratt) is alt-right, and we should definitely shit all over him and the Mario movie. If you wanna see the movie, wait for it to be available online lol. Do not pay for it, not even to hate watch it.

#chris pratt #crisp rat #fuck chris pratt #social justice #leftist feminism #mario movie #mario #I am so sorry charles martinet

[deaththeyamikid]

Team, Charles Martinet is listed as a cast member on the Super Mario Bros Movie IMDB page, but there's no character listed for him do we know that that's about????

#mario movie #super mario bros #charles martinet #fuck chris pratt

[rotary-supercollider]

Remember when Mike Meyers, after finishing his work as the voice of Shrek, realized how much better it would be with a Scottish accent, and so re-recorded all his lines and had Dreamworks re-animate everything, costing them something like 1.3 million dollars? Anyways I’m sure Chris Pratt tried his hardest you guys

#mario movie #chris pratt #fuck chris pratt #Like seriously how do you work so hard on the rest of this movie and then fuck this part up so badly

[vampqueers]

“It would be annoying to listen to Mario’s voice for a 2 hour movie”

Oh yes a 2 hour movie

That would be so annoying to listen to for 2 hours

So annoying

#super mario #mario movie #fuck chris pratt

[apple-juice-lover-official]

doing really well on my mario movie bingo card so far

#super mario movie #mario movie #fuck chris pratt

[the-autistic-vulcan]

Mario Movie Trailer Thoughts

1. Bowser: Honestly excited, I want to know what they do with the character (like ik it’s an animated movie and probs gonna make him really 1 dimensional but i’m hyped)

2. Mario: WTF IS HIS VOICE? Like, look I’m not the creators or the casting director but bruh, Crisp Ratt y’all wanna put effort right? right. Bc of all the things with that actor rn, I’m not too bothered to see him

3. LUIGI MY BABY BOI! I saw Charlie Day in It’s always sunny in philly and i like the performance - i’m nothing short of interested with what they do with Luigi - like is he stuck in some form of ghost world (i never really got back into Mario games until like a few months ago so dont come for me) I JUST WANNA SEE MY BABY AGAIN!

Edit: So confession, when i was like 10 i had a crush on Luigi, so maybe this film will spark that back again idk but yh

#mario movie #fuck chris pratt #charlie day #bowser #super mario #luigi mario #luigi is my husband

[itbe-jess]

Chris Pratt voice: So long GAY Bowser.

#Mario #Mario movie #Fuck Chris Pratt

[thatsprettylane]

Remember when Chris Pratt did that fake Mario voice reveal and it was just his normal voice?

Yeah…

#fuck chris pratt #mario movie #mario

[indigo-villin]

I love how everyone hates Chris Pratt exclusively based off randos on Twitter demanding he endorse This Week's Cause (TM), his response to which was him saying no-one wanted his political takes because all he was was an entertainer that wanted to stay in his lane. And he's right - no-one, except an infinitesimally small minority of fools who want everyone and everything to be 100% political, want that.

You don't like his voice, fine, but to despise someone, there's clearly more to it. You can dislike his acting, fine, but to despise someone for it means, again, there's more to it. Or maybe you're just a sociopath that exists in a world where the only possible states of liking something are Love and Despise.

But hey Seth Rogan is fine, despite him constantly being a stoner fucking idiot that constantly says dumb shit (like people shouldn't mind having their cars broken into). The man's entire career is zero effort 'lol weed bro,' and you're concerned Chris isn't putting in the effort. There's a reason why we've heard little to nothing of his dialogue. If it doesn't turn out to be 'lol bananas bro,' I'd be shocked.

First off yes from a political point I don't care for Pratt, but I also deeply despise his "acting" in this movie. He's barely changing his voice (at least in the first trailer). With the first trailer we aqlso got a small interview type thing from him and Jack Black, in which he couldn't even remember what GOOMAS were called for a few seconds when he was talking about playing the first Mario game. He plays Mario and couldn't remember the MOST COMMON ENEMY in the franchise. He plays Star Lord in Marvel, but openly hates the idea of playing a BISEXUAL CHARACTER, which is what Star Lord is in the comics. The majority of his roles are "basic ass white guy who is the straight man/most average dude in the room". Him playing a character with as much CHARACTER as Mario is crap and only insults Mario as a CHARACTER.

Honestly I completely forgot about Seth Rogan being in it cause we only really hear him in the last 2 trailers released (mostly in the final one). Honestly I really don't care for him as an actor either, he's fucking EVERYWHERE in kids films. Honestly I would've mentioned Seth if I'd actually remembered he existed in the cast. Seth is the kinda guy I no nothing about, but honestly if you're concerned about a guy smoking weed and still acting maybe look at the live action actors a little more, and maybe remember weed is legal in a lot of places.

Also to get down to your main "concern", yes I either love an actors performance, find them meh at best, or will refuse to see ANYTHING with them in it when possible. I really don't watch Seth Rogan, Chris Pratt, and MANY other actors and actresses because I find them meh or crap.

Also wasn't there some random pole made a while back based on who was the best actor with the first name Chris and he was the worst? I'm sure there are lots of reasons for that...

Now random person who wants to chuck their love for the random dumb shit in a kids movie, you want to talk with me again we can talk over dm where I can actually articulate myself to whatever you are wanting to discuss directly.

I will refuse to answer any more asks, especially anon ones, regarding Pratt or Rogan cause I don't care for them in the absolute slightest. :)

#question answered #anon ask #mario movie #crisp rat #fuck chris pratt #seth rogan

[palefuckinghost]

watching jurassic world (2015), and as much as it is cool that i share a name with a raptor (charlie), i hate it at the same time bc owen (chris pratt) says it multiple times

#jurassic world (2015) #jurassic world #velociraptor #chris pratt #fuck chris pratt #this pale fucking ghost speaks

[lord-box-possum]

Woah Mario what did you just say?!

#mario #the mario movie #my edits #my post #idk why i did this im sorry but not really #fuck chris pratt #lord box possum blabers