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ramons-elevator · 5 months
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Today marks 50 days since the eggs went missing
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johnsspacesuittight · 6 months
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why am I crying over an absolutely fucking insane man wearing a golden unicorn leg?
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riveroflayne · 6 months
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JERRY CANTRELL AND EDDIE VAN HALEN IM GONNA FUCKING
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clingyduoapologist · 2 years
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“Who am I without Utah?”
“Yourself?”
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henrioo · 4 months
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I finished the post for today
All translated and correct
And you guys are gonna read
BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING 7K WORDS IMAGINE THAT TAKE DAYS OF MY MINDS TO FINISHED
I GIVE MY BLOOD FOR THIS STORY AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA READ BECAUSE ONLY GOD KNOW HOW MUCH IS HARD CORRECT A 7K WORDS STORY HAVING ADHD
YOU DON'T LIKE SMOKER? I DON'T CARE, YOU GONNA READ!
YOU DON'T LIKE GN IMAGINES? TOO BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE READING THIS SHIT
YOU DON'T LIKE LONG FICS? HAHAHAHHAHAH BUT YOU GONNA READ ALL THE 7K OF WORDS WITHOUT A WORD ABOUT
7k words. Today. Smoker story. Gn reader. Sfw.
If you don't read I'm gonna follow you home and no one is ever going to see you again
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Besides that is all my fault because I took months to deliver the ask and I was feeling really bad because of that
And I think, Bro imagine waiting for your ask for months and receiving a 1k word story?
For some people it might not be a big deal, BUT FOR ME IS
SO BECAUSE THEY WAIT TOO LONG THEY RECEIVING A 7K STORY
OKAY? AND I NEVER TAKING SO LONG IN A ASK AGAIN
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liverbiver9 · 2 years
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NOOO i just realized that the Wen siblings are direct foils of the Jiang siblings. Wen Qing is Jiang Cheng’s foil; her main emotion is anger/annoyance, but she doesn’t allow it to be the only emotion that comes through. She’s loyal until her death to her promises and family. Wen Ning is Jiang Yanli’s foil; his kindness and gentle nature is seen as a fault by many, but he uses these as strengths. He will do everything for his family, and no sacrifice is too great if it aligns with his morals and his kindness.
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service-dogboy · 5 months
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Not to stoke the fire but I've never thought about hot hot I'd be for someone to polish my boots until now, thinking about you polishing them on your knees before me. Stopping you with a simple "wait." And moving my foot between your legs away from the brush just to grind the steel tip into your dick a few times, waiting for your hands to grip the polishing brush before setting down my foot. I'd tell you to finish polishing my boot only inches from your center,expecting you to shine from there.
So you might given me a kink too.
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Well, congratulations to the both of us ;)
I love the idea of pathetically grinding my tdick all over their boot as they watch with a smile on their face, knowing they've got me wrapped around their finger. Maybe I'm even wearing a leash 🥴
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art-crumbs-main · 10 months
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My design for a character concept by @random-internet-teen! She's a good friend of mine, really popped off with this one. He's the result of her basically deciding that Dave needed some sort of force of good in his life, and that's saying something. You know it's bad when any given Hal has a counterpart so much worse than him that he's no longer the evil twin by default. We've been collaborating on a fic about him, and so far, he's such a guy. He loves his girlfriend, and he loves Dave, and he has no idea how to handle literally anything.
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fruitbasketball · 19 days
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bro i cannot say goodbye to the pac-12 what the fuck i’m not ready
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manmadedonut · 8 months
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to the fucking guy who spoiled me on episode 6's fucking desperate kiss i forgive you because if i saw it the first time i wouldve stormed outside and burned my house down
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scotty-bear · 3 months
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This female sends me good morning texts everyday. Why don’t I trustttt her.
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watchyourbuck · 3 months
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Wait cuz maybe I’m into Lucy
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stillcarmine · 4 months
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No no, look, Hazel's lack of plot importance in BoO is bullshit, but if you think about it, she came back to life to help someone die the same way she did.
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violettelune · 5 months
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not to be tmi on the timeline
but i just feel if johnny dicked me down with his 9-inch cock rn maybe things would lighten up just a little bit for me <3
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melancholy-empire · 5 months
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W o m e n
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srdcovka · 26 days
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should i get fairy tattoo
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