#fuck bro please please please

[idyllcy]

winter heatwave - zayne x reader

"It's so hot..." You grumble, sprawled out on Zayne's couch in his office as you grumble. "Global warming my beloathed..."

Zayne swipes his hand in the air, chilly air brushing your skin as he continues at his documents.

"That's not enough, doctor." You sigh. "Can I hug a snowman?"

"The AC is on. You can only blame your body for being naturally warm."

"Well it's usually bearable because I'm cuddled with you when it's hot." You groan. "I can't believe it's supposed to be winter and it's hotter than you outside."

"That comparison doesn't work. I'm naturally cold."

"Which is why we work together so well, duh." You sit up, yawning slightly. "Can I sit on your lap?"

"That's unprofessional."

"Didn't say no." You settle yourself in his lap, lashes fluttering shut as you snuggle into the ice of his skin. Much better.

(You miss the way Zayne's face flushes pink down his neck and to his ears as you do)

#TUESDAY HASN'T ENDED YET I CAN STILL WRITE A BLURB <- me at 11am hungry as fuck #bro I could eat a horse #☾.blurbs #zayne x reader #love and deepspace x reader #love and deepspace #reader insert #it's soo fucking hot rn it's supposed to be winter bro #guys guys pelase i wanna write zayne for my event please

[lotus-pear]

whatever happens, please don’t break

#god not a fucking DAY goes by where i don’t think of that one interview and this quote #does anybody have it word for word? please? i’ll pay you #literally every single time i think about how kunikida as w character was MADE for dazai. specifically to share his suffering #i actually sob into my hands because that means they were both destined for tragedy together and the long dark road they will walk #will at least not be lonely. because they have each other. they are each other’s light in the darkness. #DO YOU UNDERSTAND #bro the fact that kunikida is painfully aware of the imperfection of the world and how he still continues to fight for his ideals #paralleling dazai who finds humanity beautiful but cannot become attached bc he feels alienated from emotion #THE WAY THEY COULD HELP EACH OTHER????? SICK SICK SICK I AM SICK #i love kunikidazai sm i wish more ppl could see the potential #but some of you aren’t ready for the sheer perfection of their dynamic #also i’ve noticed that i am only capable of drawing dazai properly when it’s with kunikida what’s up with that 💀 #and sorreyy i know their height difference isn’t THAT big but i didn’t realize until i was halfway into the coloring 😔💔 #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunizai #lotus draws

[buggbuzz]

THERE IS NO WAY WE GOT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY THAT EASY AND THEN—AND THEN THEY JUST

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RECOVER

#AMAZON BETTER FOLLOW UP ON FUCKING SEASON 3 OR I AM ENDING IT ALL BRO #imma be real i never saw the vision for ineffable bureaucracy but i thought it was funny #never thought it'd actually HAPPEN #ESPECIALLY NEVER THOUGHT IT'D HAPPEN SO EASILY AND THEN INEFFABLE HUSBANDS CRASHES AND BURNS??? #PLEASE omg omg #bro #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #go season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #GOS2SPOILERS #thats the official tag right #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #do you think maybe the fan response to ineffable bureaucracy may have actually had them do it???? #its possible right?? they didnt get confirmed for s2 until well after s1 came out?? #thats INSANE bro #just to be clear i dont got nothin against ineffable bureaucracy #but HOLY SHIT

[devxoid]

back on my bullshit (drawing the strider bros)

#guys. i love them so much #bro strider #alpha dave #homestuck #devxdraws #third time reposting this. Please fucking work

[shigarakismindpalace]

endeavor literally thinks he and touya are about to die together and he still can't fucking look him in the eyes and apologize or even say he loves him god i loathe that man

#like say something. anything. #please #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #touya todoroki #dabi #mha 387 #bnha 387 #i mean tbh fuck him but like #bro thinks he's about to die and still can't say anything to his son

[rougethebadbinch]

the only thing i could think of while watching

#god i am going to be SO annoying about these two #i apologise in advance #i literally cant shut up for dear life #the grip this episode has on me #sonic prime #shadow saying bro is so fucking funny to me #please watch sonic prime it’s great #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #bromantic

[biologicflesh]

I WOULD KILL YOU IF YOU LET ME

#this isn’t stridercest. please don’t rb or interpret it as such #anywho. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 5 hours in total to make this beast!!! Auugh!!!! #homestuck #bro strider #davesprite #homestuck fanart #PROSHIPPERS GET THE FUCK OFF THIS POST PLEAAAASE IM TIRED ‼️

[just-null-cult]

are you oka- oh.

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yandere kamo noritoshi #yandere noritoshi kamo #yandere jujutsu kaisen #NO CAUSE HE WOULD COVER HIS MASSIVE DEATH GLARE IF HE KNEW YOU WOULD DEFEND THE OTHER PERSON #THEN YOUR ASS LOOKS AWAY AND BRO IS SHOOTING DAGGERS DUDE #i really like kamo #hes so babygirl #kamo has the hugest bitch face. i know it. i know he gives it out when the situation is fucking brutal. #its like the death glare someone else's momma gave you as a kid when you were bad #like bro #🧎‍♂️ damn im sorry #but in my mind he'd cover his face so you wouldnt be exposed to the death glare #smth smth only wanting you to see his perfect good boy self he crafted specifically for you smth smth #hed rather die than see you defend someone whos not him bc he doesnt want to compete for your attention. he feels it should belong to him #but it only makes the contrast of the peek that he gives others that much hotter. i mean scary #also tell me how you peeped the color change god please #i was so cool for that #the pink one.. your pov. hes double face palming.... at smth someone said/did. oh no!! #but for others its red. death glare. hes gonna make them regret upsetting him so much around you #to the point where he had to take his attention away from you for a second. not only that but your attention away from him too #wow kamo ur so. hot #stan kamo fr bro 🤟

[muchmossymess]

Gwaine: ...was that what I think it was?

Arthur: WHERE did Morgana get a DRAGON from!?

Merlin: I have no idea... get Gwaine back to Percival. I'll lure the dragon the other way.

Arthur, grabbing him: Merlin, I've always known you were stupid, but not that stupid.

Merlin: No, really, I'm that stupid. And if you don't believe me, watch. *runs off*

Arthur: Merlin!

Arthur: ...

Gwaine: ...

Arthur: I'm going after him.

#ffs these fucking idiots #gwaines just sitting there like “guys can we PLEASE leave. id love to sit here chatting all day but we are LITERALLY gonna die” #ooc of gwaine to be the braincell i know but when duty to not let the bros narratively have sex again calls... #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #merlin #emrys #merlin x arthur #merthur #arthur #king arthur #arthur pendragon #sir gwaine #gwaine

[lochee]

me when i see bts fancams from the floor seats and people are NOT going batshit crazy during songs like dionysus, mic drop or baespae....

ME.... IT SHOULD BE ME TEARING IT UP ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!

#bts #army #I NEED A CONCERT #BUT I NEED EVERYONE TO BE GOING BATSHIT CRAZY WITH ME TOO #OR I'LL BE FINE WITH A SMALL CORNER OF CRAZY ARMYS LIKE ME #BUT PLEASE #I NEED YALL TO BE GOING CRAY #u guys let me have a spelling mistake (i fixed it) but so embarrassing yall #just found out i made ANOTHER fucking spelling mistake im ashamed of myself #not but srsly #u splashed the equivalent of nearly 100 quid to go to a bts concert AND YALL JUST STAND THERE....? bro i dont mean to complain #BUT I DESERVE THAT FLOOR SEAT

[disguisedcheezed]

I LOVE OLD MAN YAOI!!!!

#look #BroPoppop #sounds silly as shit #please plase dpleeaase #this is so funny pleaseeee hellpp #join the dirkjohn server #dirkjohn #apparently #homestuck #poppop crocker #bro strider #mine #fuck bro/john shippers me snd my homies hate bro/john shippers #BROPOPPOP SUPERIOR

[possession1981]

#PLEASE i’m putting him in my pocket bro these are so fucking cute #junhee #jun #ace #a.c.e #*up #*sns

[chosovixen]

NSFW!!

you’ve been such a brat all day that sukuna disregards how you rub your legs together next to him—soft pleas for him to touch you, leaving your pouty lips. all his focus was on the book he was reading, but he hadn’t flipped the page in the ten minutes you’d been next to him. it was all a ruse, and you’ve caught him slightly smirking maybe once or twice. 

“please, i need you,” you whine, now draping one leg over his and pulling at the book. sukuna quickly moves it out of reach and says nothing while he continues to scan the page. “i’m sorry,” you continued—nudging him slightly, and you could’ve sworn you heard him sigh deeply in annoyance. 

in the initial ten minutes, you’ve been trying to get his attention; you’ve never once apologized for how you acted. he was already in a pissy mood, and your infuriating antics didn’t sit well with him when he got home.

“you’re sorry?” he chuckles darkly—book lowering slightly. he raised an eyebrow awaiting your answer, and the only thing you could do was nod, inching closer to him. “you want it that bad, huh?” you eagerly nodded your head and snaked your hands down his abdomen. “then do it yourself,” he sneers, shifting his focus back to the book. your hand abruptly stops, and your try to process the offer.

“that’s no fair,” you groan, fingertips tracing each crevasse. 

“what’s not fair?” sukuna asked from behind the book. 

“you’re supposed to-”

“i’m supposed to? don’t get ahead of yourself, sweetheart,” he snickers.  

“i hate you,” you whisper, but sukuna had easily heard you and quickly tossed the book across the room—the sound of it hitting the hardwood floor makes you jolt.

“watch your fucking mouth,” he growls while grabbing your face and pulling you in towards him—big hands smushing your soft cheeks together. “now if you want it so bad, take it out yourself and do what you want.”

#jjk smut #jjk imagines #jjk x reader #chosovixen #jujutsu kaisen smut #sukuna ryoumen x you #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #sukuna x reader #sukuna smut #when he told me to watch my fucking mouth i nearly busted a nut bro #if you know who i'm talking about please look away

[bylertruther]

people who think will byers hates himself for being gay when will byers is one of the very few characters on the show that has refused to change himself to fit anyone else's idea of what he should be despite the fact that people, including his own father, have been harassing, bullying, and abusing him for it literally his entire fucking life are just...... so weird.

will's entire POINT is that he will survive and brave whatever you throw his way against all odds and come out on the other side of it still clutching on to his sense of self and hope that tomorrow will be a better day. the entire point of his character is that he loves what he loves without apology or shame.

he sings "that weird song he loves" in the middle of hell because it reminds him of his brother and offers him comfort in a place where there is none. he creates art because he loves it and doesn't care if it isn't something boys do, then he gifts it to his friends because he loves them and wants them to know it, too. he loves dnd and writes campaigns and dresses up for them because they bring him joy and he just wants to spend time with his friends even if they think they're "too cool" for it now.

he knows that sometimes it's harder than it should be to be gay in a homophobic society and has been harassed for that literally his entire fucking life it's LITERALLY how they introduce him to us not even twenty minutes into this fucking show and YET !!!!!!! he doesn't back away from that. ever.

he gets picked on for his clothes, but he doesn't change them. he gets called names, but he doesn't make any attempt to conform. his best friend, the boy that he's in love with and his very first friend ever, tells him it isn't his fault that he doesn't like girls and shamefully asks him if he really thought they were going to play games together in his basement for the rest of their lives and never get girlfriends, and what does will do?

he says yeah. i guess i did. i really did.

will faces all of that and goes to a new place where he has the golden opportunity of a clean slate, and what does he do? when assigned to do a presentation on his hero... he picks alan turing of all people. and when his brother later on tells him that he loves him no matter what, essentially giving him the It's Okay To Be Gay I Love You So Much And Always Will talk, still there is no denial on will's part here either.

will has NEVER, EVER denied being gay. he has NEVER tried to change that part of himself. he has ALWAYS stood tall and braved another day even when it was scary and hard. he has ALWAYS remained true to himself even though that has only ever made his life that much harder.

he said that sometimes he feels like a mistake for being so different from other people, but that being loved and accepted makes him feel like he isn't one at all and like he's better for being different and that gives him the courage to fight on.

literally what the fuck are you guys on about when you talk about will being self-hating for being gay. where is the canonical evidence for that? and more than that, why are you so keen on throwing away all of his acts of bravery and the sheer fucking strength of character that he's had since the very beginning? it would've been so much easier for him to conform, to be the "man" that everyone has always pushed him to be, but he doesn't ever do that. he stays true to himself no matter what. so, again, where the hell are these self-hating receipts?!

#will #will byers #byler #HE LITERALLY DID HIS PRESENTATION ON ALAN TURING IN THE FUCKING 80S WHEN HE HAD A CLEAN SLATE!!!!!! HE WAS A NOBODY AT LENORA!!!!!! #AND HE STILL DID IT ON ALAN FUCKING TURING!!! HE SAID THIS IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #HE WAS BULLIED SINCE FUCKING BIRTH FOR BEING GAY AND HE STILL DOES NOT SHY AWAY FROM IT!!!! HE LOVES WHAT HE LOVES! #AND /THAT/ IS WILL BYERS' STRENGTH!!! STOP DENYING ITTTTTTT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #JUST BECAUSE A BITCH BE CRYING DON'T MEAN HE HATES HIMSELF BRO SHUT UPPPPPPPP #IT'S NOT SERIOUS BUT IT IS SERIOUS /TO ME/ #FBJHFBKJFBKJDB I JUST . GOD. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! #gatekeeping will byers until ppl learn how 2 act right. srry not srry #he's literally so brave and ppl want to reduce that. WHY!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM SO INTERESTING!!!! #HE WILL NOT FOLD! HE WILL NOT BE ANYONE BUT HIMSELF EVEN WHEN IT'S HARD IT'S LITERALLY SO FASCINATING N BRAVE #WHY ARE SOME PPL SO DESPERATE TO ERASE THT. BITING KICKING THRASHING TEARING THINGS UP W MY TEETH #mine

[a-sentimental-man]

hate to break it to you all but the moment you say "oh you shouldn't be targeting people for writing about (insert controversial theme here), you should actually be going after the people who are writing about (insert another controversial theme here)!" you're directly advocating for censorship btw

#pro shipping #pro ship #pro ship discourse #i saw a post like this on my tl and it made me so fucking mad #like #bro. who are you to pick and choose what kind of writing is acceptable or not? #these characters are fictional. FICTIONAL. #proship #proshippers please interact #proshipper safe #q

[just-null-cult]

HES. HES RECOVERING FROM THE CULLING GAMES..... THATS WHY WE HAVENT SEEN HIM IN RECENT LEAKS <- COPING

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #GOGO THIS. GETO THAT. SUKUNA THERE. FUCK OFF #wheres my babygirl princess bro #like a scrap please. i swear ill go wild and use that for the rest of the month even if hes a low quality blur in the background #but aha. i saw how they fucked up the same side of his face and not even a bandaged scene.................. #i'll take responsibility for you bb.......................... #sobs