menstruation has the uterus acting like an absolute foetus</3
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10/10 would recommend warmies if you have extra to spend on something cute. They're basically plushies but you can put them in the microwave to warm them up and use them as a heating pad. I bought mine to help with period cramps, but now I'm using them to help with my chronic pain :) (I have the manatee and dinosaur, and named them Wilson and Yoshi)
I know not everyone can afford these, as they're pretty expensive, and capitalism bad, but you have to find joy in the things you can, and for me, that means buying random cute shit.
[image ID: a picture of a gray manatee plushie on a white background. It's just kinda sitting there, but it looks like there's something heavy in it because it spreads out at the bottom.] (please help I've never done an image ID before and idk how to do it)
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I just got 44 notifications bruv I ain't lookin tgrou allat 😭😭
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Told you guys things come in threes! My heating broke (which is now fixed) then I scratched my cornea (which again is healing) but now….worst fucking cramps of my life!!! I was awake at 4am and had to have a steaming hot bath to try ease them. Got up at 6 because I had such severe thigh/lower back pain. Had a nap from 10-12 and now I’m sitting dying on the sofa (trying to write All too Well btw) waiting for my Starbucks delivery & getting distracted with tiktoks about Jack Grealish (not supporting England & have zero interest in football but that man’s calves are 🥵)
I’m miserable rn
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Not really angst, but if I have to have period cramps, then FTaaH Leo has to have "egg cramps"
Peepaw Leo Gang: *Playing a Game of Uno*
FTaaH Leo: *Sudden Egg Cramp; Pain Level - 6* Ah, fahk.
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Periods are the worst thing God gave to women 🙂.period
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I’m battling unfathomable horrors, like, you wouldn’t even get it babe
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cramps are the worst thing in the world
ow :(
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Don't come to me and say "oh how painful can period cramps me, take some meds and suck it up"
Do you know what goes on inside a woman's uterus during her period? No- lemme tell you in graphic detail!!
1. The endometrial wall (basically wall of the uterus) which has been 'nesting' & storing blood for a possible baby, SHEDS ... a fuckin wall sheds and the stored blood which doesn't have a purpose anymore SHEDS and thats the fuckin blood!
And we endure it every month! I'm not saying that's everyone goes through the same symptoms - some have no cramps some have severe cramps, some have pcos some don't -
All I'm saying is that don't say fuckin stupid shit and educate yourself so you might be of some help!
Thanks for coming to my skyrocket Oestrogen level Ted talk !!
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my period started today and i just ran out of tylenol
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Me: wow I feel great! A bike ride where I didn’t have to see anyone, a breezy cloudy day, so awesome! I’m going to do this all the time! I’m going to change my life for the better, and try to make the world a better place too!!
PMS: ha ha.
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CRAMPS SUCKS MAN, AAAAA
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My One ovary: this isn’t so bad
my other ovary, waiting for the next month, holding a knife: oh ho ho, she’s not going to believe this
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my uterus better stop throwing tantrum and be glad I am not trying to have children in this economy
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