Oh Shit the missing- Guys they fucking went to egg island without Phil
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i’m always telling myself that i don’t want to be a strictly nsfw blog, but then proceeds to only write smut, reblog nsfw images, talk about how i want to get with every character ever, and 95% of my interactions from anons are thirsts
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Why do our brains like to remind us of the worst most cringe worthy fucking shit you’ve ever done at the worst possible times?
I’m sitting watching a movie in bed and BAM! Right out of nowhere my brain reminds me of the time I bought a guy I was “seeing” (aka went on a few dates with) a print of a singer he liked (this was just because I bought a different one for a friends birthday and the shop had a buy one get one half price thing on and not because I went looking for something to buy him!) Cringe part comes when he pretended not to know I existed after I gave him it 🤦🏼♀️😂
I can laugh about it now but that shit actually hurt a little because I thought I was being nice and he most likely thought it was weird.
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I will always love the moment Luffy punches a celestial dragon right in the face and sends him flying
This is just the beginning of what I refer to as... The Trauma Arc™
I'm not ready to relive this pain 😭 wish me luck, boys
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All I wanna do right now is taste how wet you are and make you cum
All I wanna do right now is for someone to taste how wet I am and make me cum 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Do this ever happens to when someone like you and you wasn’t ready then when you you ready they end up dating someone us 😢 but you about to come say you ready they end up with someone us
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My fiance has me aggressively catching up on Handmaids Tale so I can watch the new season with her.
I am a man and I am so indoctrinated into hating men right now, its insane.
This is rad. Fuck the patriarchy.
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America is currently Usain Bolt sprinting towards fascism and I want off this ride
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I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight
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