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DI THIS IS SO SO SO COOL I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THAT A BILLION TIMES BUT IT IS!!!!! IT WAS SUCH AN INTERESTING READ I LOVED IT!!!!!!!! NOBODY DOES IT LIKE YOU I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND ALSO I DIDNT KNOW U HAD A NEW OC BLOG OMG!!!!!!
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Vampire jing yuan who rotates his blood bag every 20 years or so because they get too old and don’t taste as good… when they’re with him they’re hypnotized so they don’t fight or feel pain, but when they’re not being his meal then they’re free to have their own thoughts and feelings as they do chores as the other maids do. He doesn’t feel right about hypnotizing them all the time, making them a shell of a person. But he doesn’t like them crying and screaming and squirming either. Also you are the new blood bag
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I can't not picture Dracula this way every time an episode of tazvd starts with his lil diary entries 😭 dracula is literally out there in the clubs of lumina freakin it sensitive style. Thank u griffin <333
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Let’s see here- an abusive, narcissistic prick who manipulates women and has a clear red raging bull design but the fandom calls him a “fucken goatman” regardless?
At the very least Adam was so homophobic that, in a roundabout way, he became the number one Bumbleby truther (“I will make it my mission to destroy everything you love, starting with her”, “WHAT DOES SHE EVEN SEE IN YOU?!”, etc etc), the fuck does Montyass got going fer him???
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can we normalize calling people pets ugly or is that mean.
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yingxing fic except he's actually the most insufferable mf especially for a short lifer like who does he think he is ?????? bro thinks hes all that (and unfortunately he is all that) but like stfu my guy or else ill going to bash ur face against the furnace. he's actually going to drive u insane oml get him out
just dont think too much about the fact that he has a cute face. and hes got a stupidly nice body. and luscious hair. and a pretty smile. just ignore it.
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Was convinced by tiktok to make the dumb altoids wallet.
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I think one of the objectively funniest (in a tragedy-irony-way) things about Crowley is that to us the audience we are so very aware that he is so in love it makes him the stupidest idiot on the planet but like if you see his behavior from Aziraphale’s perspective????
Crowley, doing his damnedest to protect Aziraphale without letting Aziraphale know + following behind him all the time (looking at you, Prepping for The Bookshop Ball arc!!!!) literally just means that Aziraphale is off in his own little world doing his own little tasks like playing matchmaker and detective and newspaperman, with literally 0 idea that Crowley is gagging for it every day of the week
(hence: “you’re being silly!” Instead of him being like “oh dang crowley’s actually bothered” like when Crowley “plays it cool” and us as the audience is like “oh he’s faking!” Aziraphale is not the audience and it kinda works on him!!! He‘s busy with his detective work he doesn’t have time to notice that Crowley is being weird when Crowley’s always vague and kinda weird by default to him!!!)
like that’s comedy babes I’m sorry it’s so funny to me
RIP Crowley unfortunately you must learn to tolerate the mortifying ordeal of being known even if that means aziraphale stops thinking you’re cool and mysterious
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