#fuck it it’s formatted like a joke but

[rhythmmortis]

mutuals please sit down we are watching bbs

#kingdom hearts #kh #terra #ventus #aqua #kh bbs #flashing tw #order i tagged it in is the order theyre in which is what i believe is the correct order to play it in #it's also kinda fun to watch them all at the same time (even if there is a slight desync) #EDIT : real sorry it looks like some people have a version of the post that has fucked up formatting!! don't know what caused that but sorr #SECOND EDIT : stop fucking reblogging this wretched post #(< this is a joke by the way if i didnt actually want it reblogged i would turn off rbs. it is still wretched though)

[thou-babbling-brook]

assassin’s creed fans are wild because I just read a fic yesterday that had an accompanying BIBLIOGRAPHY in proper MLA format. nobody works harder than y’all fr fr.

#assassin’s creed #babblingbrook babbles #fanfiction #ac fanfic #it was ac valhalla based it was like Eivor x Basim #which is not usually my thing but I’ve been dying for Basim content #the fic is called ‘on the far side of our doom’ #it’s on ao3 #it fucks im not even gonna lie #the bibliography is a separate fic just look on the author’s account #I’m a psyc major so i use apa and i got my english and history double major friend to look at it #it is indeed in proper MLA format #bro Ubisoft needs to start hiring you guys as that shit is bonkers #imma start doing that (I am only half joking) #next time I write an ac3/turn crossover it’s over

[astranauticus]

oh lol i forgot to post this robit sketches! because i have one (1) bit and im sure as hell gonna commit to it apparently

#rolling with difficulty #art I made #'shut your up' is a verbatim quote from an ex classmate i just thought it was funny #i dont think it was intentional i think he was just so angry that Words Failed on him #anyway im absolutely not keeping that maxim design. god i fucking hate clothing design *so* much #austin: 'hes a gold plated mechanite dressed in blue and grey robes' me trying to figure out colour placement: 'what FUCK' #i had one (1) good idea and that was 'skeleton shaped robit' and every other part of that design went to hell apparently #bc all the other mechanites we've had were either like... flesh..? shaped?? like that sorta silhouette (basically most of the old crew) #or more mechanical/geometric (vr-la's designs and like.. k-lb? i guess? if that counts) #so. therefore. bone shaped mechanite. also if i was gonna try that concept on anyone it may as well be maxim if you think about it #idk i thought it would be interesting. and also undertale was my first fandom so uh #ANYWAY. MOVING ON FROM THAT THOUGHT. #this started as a 2am intrusive thought of like #'we (artists in the discord) keep joking abt how k-lb would be a nightmare to draw but like.. how hard is it really' #anyway as you can probably expect. famous last words #i mean genuinely mad respect to noir but i think i said to one of my friends when i showed them this sketch #'i mean this in the nicest way possible but you can just tell he was designed for an audio only storytelling format' LMAO #if anyone is unwise enough to attempt this (so basically @ my future self lmao) #do the lineart and colouring for the wires in front of the inner electricity skeleton (???) and the ones behind it on SEPARATE LAYERS #drew the wires all together then the electricity and had to painstakingly go over the electricity with an eraser it was a fucking nightmare

[robotnuts]

thinking about washchurch. need to talk to someone more intelligent with me about washchurch. 

#if it was a funnier idea i would write a washchurch fanfic using the format of a s19 bingo card #because i am fucking Rotating an idea about epsilon in my mind right now #sadly the tone of the fic is way too self indulgent and melodramatic that i don't think it would land as a funny joke #though i do think there is some inherent humor to the tone disparity. like yeah what IF burnie burns started writing rvb again #only to pivot the show to be a melodrama focused on wash's feelings about epsilon after epsilon fakes his own death #it repeatedly cuts back to s13 scenes to show that actually the entire time wash and epsilon had an incredibly strained relationship #and had a lot of incredibly messy fights that never got resolved before the finale of the season #his sensibilities have really matured since he's quit roosterteeth and moved to new zealand. #he's got a lot of ideas about the homoeroticism of killing yourself in someone's head that he's been thinking about

[bluffmotel]

as dusk falls, interior night / homosexuality in "dog day afternoon" (1975) : televisual surfaces and a "natural" man, christopher r. brown

#hi. guess who finally watched dog day afternoon aka one of the biggest pieces of inspiration int. night used for adf!!! #when i tell you this shit is HEAVILY INSPIRED i mean it. like caroline wasn't kidding the whole game is practically a love letter @ the film #and it became increasingly obvious that tyler was pretty much formatted off of sonny the main bank robber ... insane #from things like desperately grasping at straws to fix this situation and win ( aka the helicopter ) to the panicked lashing out #to the FUCK THE SNOW! ( smth jay echoes at tyler like oh you hate the snow ) ... like i??? #anyway they're also alike physically hence this post. the wide eyes and rather pink pouty lip look which DOES portrayal an innocence #so tada #i saw this part and gasped btw im like YES. LITERALLY. BIG SORROWFUL EYES #the amount of jokes ive made like oh tyler is always so wide eyed abt everything! ha ha #and then this hit me like a train. anyway! watch dog day afternoon amazing film and the adf themes is all over it a little #as dusk falls #tyler holt

[drygrasses]

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#stealing this post format bc I need something like a priv account to vent and ramble on but Twitter is fuuuuucked #and that was one thing Twitter did well #idk man I get so anxious when I think I might not have 100% perfectly nailed a social interaction #which includes everything from someone just not responding immediately to me actually saying something wrong #and saying something wrong is usually not actually saying something wrong it’s saying something only like 80% of the way right #but to my perfectionism that is 100% a failure #I sent a friend a post I’d sent him before I even knew I might’ve sent it before and joked about that #and it turns out I did send it before #fuck I fucked up!! wow how awful I thought of him twice (sarcasm) #like I know it’s fine but my heart doesn’t feel that it’s fine #and it doesn’t matter how close a friend is #if I say something that is arguably just not 1000% pleasant and amiable and lovely #like having An opinion (just one) #and they don’t respond right away? or don’t immediately agree if it’s a real life conversation? #then my insides start chewing themselves up #I used to have so many opinions actually when did I get this hesitant and this afraid #who am I trying to please? #(except everyone I like) (all of them all of the time) #not feeling awesome rn I don’t even know what caused it this time #I have suspicions but they’re all dumb #well ofc they’re dumb anxiety is a manifestation of pure illogicality #and my perfectionism will make a mountain out of any molehill #for the priv #also I need that dash so the emoji isn’t just like. comically big lmao wtf

[the-furies]

Pls info dump about your system. I saw in your tag that you want to so consider this a free pass to do so I want to know all that ya want to share

HI!!!! SORRY YOUSENT THIS LIEK A WEEK AGO WE WERE WAITING 4 WHEN WE JAD ENOUGH ENERGY 2 INFODUMP JSISJDJFFNDJD OK OK UNDER THE CUT

WE ACTUALLY. ... DONT KNOW WEHRE 2 start Uhhhmmmm. hmmmm. OH MAYBE THE HEADSPACE!

ok SO the headspace changes DRASTICALLY like every few months or few weeks or so. Just a week ago it was a copy of the house we currently live in. We like,,, grew up in this house so it was Also our headspace for years as a kid and we had the vibe tht it was. The exact headspace frlm back then too bUT WE never did get to find out bc it changed AGAIN like a few days ago. smh. Now i think we're just above & outside of The Cave™™™™™ tht was discovered here earlier this year. WHICH IS REALLY FUCKING COOL! BECAUSE THAT MEANS:

The headspace survived the nuclear winter!!*

HOYL SHIT WE'RE IN THE MAIN HEADSPACE AGAIN LET'S GOOOOO <= has been stuck in Harry's headspace for the past half yearIEJFKDKFMC

[*Sometimes it just fucking gets Destroyed. Like... Semi permanently. As in, if it gets destroyed there is Very Little Chance we'll see that variation of our headspace AgainFHDJDKFKFJ and last we uhhjj Talked to anyone in the Main System, bc we are... TECHNICALLY A SUBSYSTEM! FJDJFJ, they were like Yeah no everything is fucking Destroyed <3. But that's not the case snymore ig???????]

SO w all this information actually if we rlly wanted we could probably make a decent map of the area. cuz if We jave this headspace back then we have Everythingggg it had in it back too & everything that it was connected to THAT'S NEAT WE MIGHT DO THAT!!

uhhjjj waht else. HMMM. i thuink our current front roster is neat TBH there's some guys active rn that we'd have never expected. like HI PHYS! WYD WHY R U HERE RN <3 QJAIWOSKSKDNCXN but it's fun !!!! i hope everyone innn our subsystem will fromt here at lEast once bc I Am Lov Collecting Informatión On Everyone <= Primarily fills out everyone's PK & Simply Plural descriptions. actually I think maybe everyone has fronted a sufficiently long enough time EXCEPT FOR HAND/EYE LIKE S I R GET YOUR ASS UP HERE TELL ME ABT YOURSELF BASTARD !! GJCJCKCKF all ik abt him is that He enjoys making Pokeblocks On Pokefarm. that is IT and that's NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION MY GUY but anyways.

i also think us Existing Here is so funny in itself like our asses rlly just got Possibly permanently isekai'd huh. like. like. Genuinely I don't know if our past mains r coming back at this point but that's FINE we already did the whole 96 stages of grief shit about it IF that be the case then SO be it Whatever there's pros to this life ig. like THIS body isn't on the verge of SUDDENLY DYING FOR NO REASON and also We have a cat. we have a cat!!!!! and a dog!!!!!! whaddahell!!!!!!!

there's lotsa fun shit here But there r also the Horrors. Like I PERSONALLY WOULD LOOVE TO EXIST with Out the Constant Paranoia And Delusions but IT *IS* PREFERABLE! OVER WHSTEVER THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH HARRY <3 AJSJDJF

I will say tho. When we uhhhhhhh All popped in & all we Just assumed we'd be Gone & dormant MONTHS AGO but ummmm . well. apparently not! sO the things we wanted 2 Experience have a High probability Of Happening,! Like PT is excited for Halloween and UNLESS those pirate fucks completely take over the roster within the next like week [0f.md s2 on the 5th babey!!! holy shit!!] then it's. Probably gonna happwn!!! which is so cool we don't actually... hey did Halloween exist in (source game)

man and speaking of. Memories Of The Past as we call source memories. It's a collective sys-wide trait thing All our fictives from aNY source rlly enjoy piecing together what they remember from their canons & all It's like enrichment for us. BUT we've been kinda piecing together a rough timeline of when We all formed in our canon That's our biggest Thought Project™ rn. No estimated time 4 when it'll be Complete tho probs never tbh. and w that in mind u may or may not believe who harry's first sysmate was According 2 what we've put togetherJTJEDKFKDJS

ok that's liek 5 trillion words Whoops. we r so talkatives <3 I am going to stop there it's like 5 am JFJDDKCKF we gotta go back to bedddd -E-Chem

#ask #THANK U 4 THE INFODUMPING OPPORTUNITY if u have any more questions. bls feel free 2 ask #We Lov Talking. Abt Ourselves. JWNDFJCNSKFNFKSF #*According to The Timeline/Our Canon harry's first headmate was HL. which is so funny 2 me that guy is like 12 #but also ig it makes sense. idk. #me‚ one of the newer bastards in Harry's system: *points at HL* that thing is my baby brother #HL: *is literally older than all of us formation date wise* #HMM. our brain is telling me we r Cringe....... oh well! ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ *beats our brain with hammers* #actually 1 more thing #Inland formed first in this body's system . like.. holy shit could you imagine if they became the body's signature skill . fucked up [JOKE]

[mintyyukimevt]

My friend @potterzilla threw this at me today and i cannot express with words how funny I find it and how happy it makes me LOL

#i love how shadow is the one who’s sad about murder #like it’s such a good reversal/joke twist on the common format of the meme #a few people were like nah it should’ve been sonic cause shadow loves to murder #and I’m trying without being mean to be like first of all you’re wrong about shadows actual character how dare you #and second even with that interpretation this is so much fucking funnier BECAUSE it’s not the like #expected joke ya know

[crescentfool]

every day i have to live with the fact that my subconscious is a blender with yosuke and sylvain in it and that some of my splat ocs had some of that juice and are influenced by those two 💔

#lizzy speaks #IM SO MAD (joke) why does this keep happening. #the subliminal yosuke and sylvain messaging.... #it wasn't on purpose i swear... #one day you people will see what i mean when i've defined my characters psyches enough to be like 'ok yeah i feel comfortable enough- #portraying them in a comic format' #also whenever my subconscious yosuke influence happens its always so funny... #in my head i always downplay how much i like yosuke.. im like 'yeah yosuke's neat!' most times #but whenever i interact with the source material i start turning feral and bark and keysmash when yosk does literally anything... 🙃 #i havent committed pearsona 4 to memory but i remember bits and pieces of it to get by #funnily enough i dont think any of my ocs have drank wyomina juice. i think they're untouchable and i will never make characters like- #those two. they are so. FUCK !!!! i need to draw them again #i hope everyone's had a nice august btw... i've had fun working on stickers but also i wanna draw illustrations again... #especially of the new battle outfits for sees those look soo classy #i have stuff i want to draw for mochizuki monday but i keep getting distracted...

[simonstamenovic]

is that a sphere in your pants or is your penis... sighs... glowing and giving me powers that... uh... let me stay up???

#really not feeling this one i will be honest we dont even like this format but #brain demon. and all. #m... you ? its a bad enough fucking joke almighty but im feeling none of the vindictive glee #less leak mb #bloodletting #cosmere post #i guess... #just so you know that this is comprehensible to someone.

[fortyfive-forty]

y'all are about to be aghast by the fic i've just written 😭

#~4000 words of something that originally was a joke and has turned into a very serious experiment in writing #but out of context it reads...very weirdly #i'm debating if i want to post it or not #because i feel like...idk i'm just self-conscious of how it will read if you don't see The Vision™ #you know? #or that ppl will just find the format arduous #but the format is the whole reason it was written you know! #i wrote it with the intention of trying out a different pov and It Fucking Worked #but now i'm like wow #i have 4000 words of undesirable nonsense #who am i kidding i'm gonna post it anyway #and just accept it won't be well read #that's fine by me it was fun to write

[misterghostfrog]

#trigun #trigun stampede #to contextualize I'm acearo so this is a joke but also #he Just walked up to a bank robbery wearing a trash can lid like a cowboy hat #and I need to kiss him on the mouth #meme format made me pick a favorite so I had to input the image that made me look into the show in the first place #i've never seen a more pathetic face #I'm enraptured #kicking my feet like a schoolgirl and twirling the phone cord he's so fucking stupid

[depresseddepot]

trying to learn how to burn dvds but everyone on the internet describes it like "oh you just burn it" as if its still 2001 and there aren't 42541 different formats and file types that are incompatible with one another

#im being dramatic but i followed steps i saw on reddit only to discover that my dvd player can't play mp4 files. so. theres that #complete betrayal but its whatever. #anyway why does the default windows burning shit give you the option of ''burn as a cd/dvd'' if it isn't going to fucking work #if you arent going to alter the format of my damn file what are you even doing!!!! #''pasted the file onto the disc <3'' windows your days are numbered #for legal reasons that's a joke #anyway. the process of getting an mp4 file onto a dvd appears to require 3 different periods of long loading which seems like two too many #takes long drag of cigarette

[moe-broey]

Revisited my Hel Sharena concepts and it was. A complete disaster actually. But I feel like I'm on the right track???

I have like. Maybe too many competing themes.

I really wanted a wolf in sheep's clothing motif, hence the ram horns and I planned on a wooly cape that's a shorter version of Henriette's. I was planning on designing a wolf-themed weapon.

I also wanted to call back to the Book 3 cover art, have her design also mimic Henriette in the way Lif's design mimics Gustav. I also thought it would be neat to keep elements of her base design as well -- the shorts and the belt at the waist. Plus the tiniest resemblance to Alfonse bc in my heart you cannot separate them (and if you do. Horrible things happen).

Most of all, I really wanted her to be a fun and silly character. Who's like. Actually a genuine threat. I was thinking of Junko Enoshima (sorry Danganronpa jumpscare), Heather Chandler (in the way that she speaks, literally I want to give her a bone chainsaw bc that's SO funny and also so fucking cool), and honestly a bit of Dahlia Hawthorne. Bad bitches only (ESP blonde bad bitches who haunt the narrative). Also just. Rage. Cannot forget the rage!

Plus! Here's the dress that inspired the heart cutout (thought it would look really cool w how Hel characters Are)

#fire emblem #feh #readmores are NOT working i'm going to fucking kill #oh well. i meticulously screenshot everything before posting anyway to ensure best formatting/nothing is lost #anyway #if anyone has any thoughts or feedback i'd be interested in hearing it actually 👀 #she feels like SUCH a lost cause and i was SO devastated over it yesterday #idk i just want her to kill. as a treat. #and i desperately want to make a 'and for what? girlish whimsy?' 'you have something more sinister going on' joke #between her and sharena #ALSO IDK WHAT NAME TO EVEN GIVE HER!!!! in the way that lif and thrasir changed their names #i honestly wonder like. if she would use a different name. or if her approach would be so vastly different to lif's #that she doesn't even feel the need to conceal her identity. #but then that begs the question of like. okay how do we differentiate them. ugh #what the fuck ever!!! i've talked too long and now i'm eepy :( #sharena #my art

[starberry-skies]

ik i need to pick and chose my battles but like. what the fuck

#chirping #i feel Bad so i'm not gonna reach out rn #but like. someone just used image descriptions as a way to like. make a joke???? #like i was looking for and id right #i had saved the post a while back to look thru the notes later #find one pretty quickly #it looks normal- maybe made by someone new just bc of the formatting #it's just. it's describing something that isn't present in the post at all???? like wtf???? #like it was describing like a meme template. instead of just making and adding a meme this person completely misled anyone using a screen - #- reader. like what the fuck???? #i saved the link and i'm gonna send an ask later #even if you don't have IDs on ur blog u are still making it harder for people who Do. ugh. #godddd i wanna deactivate. get a fresh start. but i won't. yayyyy #delete later

[party-gilmore]

@staff i appreciate wanting the alt text indicator to be more apparent but perhaps large and smack over top a corner of the image it's describing isn't the best way to do that

#between covering up text in the image and fucking up formats that play on mimicking post from other sites #not to mention when i have art with ANY details toward the bottom left... #it just feels ironic to have the tool for assisting the visually impaired obscuring the visual itself #kind of FASCINATING were it sort of an intentional statement art piece to be honest but uh #i would really like for key elements of the the punchline to my fictional character twitter post joke to not be covered with a black square