#fuck kishimoto

[xiv-drake]

Just realized Sakura’s story arc is basically “What if at the end of Legally Blonde Elle Woods married Warner?” and ended up bumming myself out

#naruto #sakura haruno #legally blonde #elle woods #fuck kishimoto

[usakiboi]

Currently redesigning the naruto girls and I just wanna point out that I think Hinata should have been the one to have short hair instead of Sakura

I’ve seen many people in fics mention how only the most skilled and strongest ninjas have long hair which is probably why the Hyuga clan are known for their long hair, because they’re strong enough to fight with it and still win.

Hinata, being known for her lack of confidence would probably keep her hair short because she believes she’s not worthy enough to have her hair long.

I’m not completely sure yet but I’m between having her cut her hair after her fight with pain and before the war since she DID lose against pain as a way to show she believes she’s not good enough to prove herself to her family or just keep it short from the beginning of Shippuden.

Idk I feel like Hinata’s story should have focused more on her proving herself to her family instead of trying to prove her worth to Naruto but that’s just me-

#hinata hyuga #alternate universe #I love hinata but girl- #she deserved so much better #fuck kishimoto

[famousinmyfandom]

When the fuck is mirai sarutobi born?

Asuma died on October 18. She should have been born in July, but the lore says she was born in the “depths of autumn”. She would’ve been three months overdue. Idk much about babies but I don’t think that works? I mean yeah, there was a woman who was pregnant for over a year but I can’t imagine that’s healthy. And they have medical ninjutsu, so…

Ugh the gap between Tenzou’s abduction and the war officially starting straight up shouldn’t exist. Like it’s almost like Kishi got his dates mixed up and just… started the war late?

Maybe I should be like kishi and just not give a fuck about my timelines 🙄

#mirai sarutobi #naruto #fuck kishimoto #maybe the timeline makes sense in the manga #naruto timelines #fsra

[obihoe]

if i was a narutoverse ninja i would just learn the exchanging ur body with a log or some shit jutsu and do literally nothing else. the jutsu doesnt seem to have any restrictions, gaara uses it when lee has him wrapped in a bunch of bandages and is about to throw him head first into the ground but he still pulls it off despite not being able to weave signs .. u can literally win any battle against every ninja w that jutsu, my opponents will use some advanced super magic powerful ten million hours of training required jutsu that drains all their chakra but it will fail miserably against my rad as fuck log jutsu. u think u can beat me? that wasnt me, thats just another one of my logs, bitch. my opponents will go into the most insane rage known to man trying to catch me and keep me from throwing logs into their face but everytime they attack me ... there will just be another log in my place. they will tire themselves out eventually and then i will bonk that fucking log straight onto their head and that will be the moment of my victory

#watching some older episodes rn and this jutsu comes up so often ... #it is literally almost a plothole how easy it is to evade attacks with it #no wonder nobody fucking uses that anymore during shippuuden asgdgags #kishimoto realized his mistake #naruto #posts

[r--kt]

I can't take these two frames seriously, look at the dumb ones. the first dude came just to gossip and flirt, and the second one makes it even worse with his sudden jojo face (and probably voice). also the dialogue is SO AWKWARD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. repeating the villain's name three times in two frames in a row is definitely not suspicious, especially for that idiot in a mask. "oh, which one?" yeah that's the point.

#you two are grown men just stop it #idk this scene is the most hilarious for me #“yeah it's me... madara” “oh so you're madara” fuck you guys #Kishimoto wrote this scene and felt like he's doing the most ironic one and he was right #this is a sufficient level of cringe irony to actually enjoy it #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #kakaobi #obikaka #naruto shippuden #naruto #ch. 460

[narutobrainrotstuff]

#the fucking Uchiha crest behind Izuna… Kishimoto sir #The symbolism in this panel really echoes the databook description for Izuna (Sacrificed for his clan) #Madara speaks of Izuna’s eyes and the Uchiha crest is behind him that is so emblematic #The clan is really Izuna’s legacy to Madara as Madara was ready to die after he lost his brother #and Madara’s relationship with his clan was not stellar 😂😂 #even in death the one thing connecting Madara to the clan is Izuna just like the databook described (Pillar of the Uchiha clan) #I’m obviously looking too deep into this 😂😂 #but the crest behind Izuna’s back to me really symbolizes the fact that it’s Izuna and all of Madara’s dead family members who gave their #lives to protect it #Madara definitely loved his clan and wanted to protect it #but what makes Madara unique to me is that this sense of duty is mainly fueled by the fact that his family members have their lives for the #clan #while Madara more so values his individual bonds (Izuna/Hashirama) #and the conflict is these individual bonds clash with his duty as a leader of his clan which causes him to fuck up as leader

[sapphic-agent]

I'm not caught up with the newest chapters or the leaks, but I'd just like to look at this for a minute:

And people will try to tell me that Horikoshi doesn't favor Bakugou? Yeah, okay.

#anti bakugou katsuki #mha critical #bnha critical #mha leaks #mha spoilers #bakugou gets a victory while izuku loses his arms #fuck u horikoshi #this is fucking ridiculous #izuku deserves better #i need another mangaka to adopt him #give him to oda I'm begging #jfc i'll even take kishimoto at this point #keep him away from horikoshi #i think the worst thing about this is that mha will be praised for a good ending when it's one of the worst i've ever seen #all the potential it had in the beginning is dead #it used to be such a good story

[cosmicrhetoric]

SHUT UP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#IM DONE IM DONE I CANT HANDLE THIS #HOPE THIS IS REAL HOPE THIS HAPPENED 2 KISHIMOTO #naruto lb #im like SICK this is so fucking FUNNY

[justthoughts1310]

Boruto is a Gay Manga! Is that so hard to admit???

So, today I emailed one of the most prominent YouTube Naruto/Boruto commentators an email with the subject line: "Boruto is Gay Manga! Is that so hard to admit?" Now, I admitted in my email that my subject line is clickbait, and I didn't go into intensive well-supported detail. However, I did say, "Why do you keep ignoring Mitsuki's (queer) feelings for Boruto?" The interesting thing about this content creator, and many other individuals, is that he wants Boruto x Sarada to be endgame. However, he doesn't want this because he likes the pairing. He wants this because he actually wanted Naruto x Sasuke to happen, and this is the next closet thing.

Which is crazy right? It's crazy that so many people wanted Naruto x Sasuke to be together. However, I'm sure Kishimoto knows that these same men would swear off Naruto forever, if the main character was revealed to be queer.

So, then you end up with Boruto x Sarada, where Sarada is not Boruto's equal. No, in a patriarchal society she is not Boruto's equal, she is instead the BALL for which men choose to play with and measure their own masculinity. Don't believe me? Sarada is the last Uchiha, and in the first chapter, she (an Uchiha) had to be rescued by a no name male ninja that we literally never hear about again.

Sarada's anime design looks like this pre-time skip:

And this post-time skip:

I want to take the time to remind all of you that this is a character design of a 12 year old girl and a 16 year old girl. Both of which are under age, any sexualization of the two is pedaphillic in nature.

Men's sexualization of children goes into their rampant and obsessive need for control at all costs, but I digress.

You know who thinks this character design is awesome and doesn't question anything about it, despite the fact that both outfits are completely impractical for an active duty shinobi? Men.

You know who thinks this character design is disgusting and a complete miss? Women.

Someone who should have been positioned as an equal to the main character in Boruto has become nothing more than an object of men's perverted fantasies both heteronormatively and homoerotically. What do I mean by homoerotically? Remember, the real reason that people want Boruto and Sarada to be end game is not because they think these two have a ton of chemistry. Sarada is a level 10,000 nag that could bring her mother to shame, and men hate being nagged.

The real reason men want Boruto x Sarada to happen is because their pairing is the realization of Naruto x Sasuke.

I, also, need you to realize that a large part of Sarada's character development is the fact that she has a crush on Boruto. In contrast, as far as we know so far, Boruto has a crush on nobody.

Which highlights this underlying ideal that many women have realized for a long time. Men DON'T like women. I don't care where you go in the world. An overwhelming number of men don't like women. I'm not even convinced that many men enjoy having sex with women, because let me tell you something... Having sex with the only goal being to climax is the least enjoyable sex that anyone can experience. Orgasming becomes boring after a while. Try to enjoy the ride.

Yet, climaxing is often the sole frame through which men see sex and sexual completion, while completing discarding the pleasure of women. How do I know, because only 50-70% of women have orgasmed from heterosexual encounters. I imagine that number is 100% for men who have orgasmed while having sex with a woman at some point (probably most points) in their lives.

Men are taught from a very early age and are socially conditioned to NOT like women. Even within the Naruto series this is evident. I mean think about it, the woman that Naruto had the most chemistry with (and probably should have ended up with) was a flat-chested nag who didn't appreciate Naruto until he became strong. It's giving incel, red-pill mindset.

Now, who was that woman? Sakura.

Who was she based on? Kishimoto's wife.

Shocking right? Many of you may have had no idea that Sakura is based on Kishimoto's wife. Now, do I think Kishimoto secretly hates his wife? No, but that's irrelevant.

Yes, Sakura is based on Kishimoto's wife, and Kishimoto wrote a female character that men HATE!!! Sakura is undeniably the most hated character in all of Naruto (male or female). I wouldn't be surprised if she is the most hated female character in all of anime.

Sakura is, also, the strongest woman in the entire show (next to Kaguya) and yet, she always needs to be saved. She is stopped and under minded constantly by the most miniscule thing, and then she needs to be saved by Naruto, Sasuke or Kakashi like clock work. Why, because they need their hero moment, and women are but an object. Women are the ball, and the enemy is the opposing team.

Here's the thing: You all need to understand that according to the light novels, under Naruto and Sasuke, Sakura is the most powerful shinobi (male or female) in the entire Naruto Universe (pre-Boruto). However, you wouldn't know that from watching the anime or reading the manga.

Then who is the most beloved female character in Naruto, the one that Naruto ends up marrying and having two super powerful children with? The woman who has large breasts, always cheers for Naruto despite him not knowing she exists, always needs to be saved, and largely keeps her mouth shut: Hinata.

When you really think about it, the entire Naruto series is about Naruto (a loser) chasing after Sasuke who hates him, but what does Sasuke represent? Sasuke represents the pinnacle of athleticism, skill, sexiness, cleverness, fame, and aloofness that a man could ever dream of having. When Naruto chases after Sasuke, he's chasing the idea of masculinity itself. In Naruto's adulthood, he has a more emotionally intimate relationship with Sasuke then he does with any woman: Hinata or Sakura. Naruto surrounds himself with men. He's always around men: Shikamaru, Konohamaru, Sai, and Kakashi. He solely asks for the opinions of men when it comes to major decisions that effect the fact of the entire Leaf Village and World.

The whole Naruto series is a celebration of men at the expense of women. These men have hard-ons for each other.

Now, some might say that it's not sexual, but it is! How do we know that, because Kishimoto created Boruto x Sarada to be endgame. He is approaching the fulfillment of a homoerotic relationship in a societally correct way, when the truth is that he (and all men) want to skip the middle man and have Naruto and Sasuke be together. Yet, at the same time, none of these men want to be gay and be giant fans of something that is gay. Why, because being a fan of something gay makes straight men feel gay, and a man is not supposed to be gay in a patriarchal society.

I watched a whole video where a straight man talked about watching a gay male anime, and it made him wonder for a second if he was gay, simply because he thought it was a good show. Once again, I digress. In a patriarchal society, a man is supposed to gain the respect and admiration of other men all while subjecting, conquering and controlling women. Once again, to reiterate, women are the ball. Women have no thoughts, feelings, autonomy, or rights? Women are not human. After all, why would a ball represent anything other than being a tool of the sport used for the purpose of scoring points?

The Naruto series is a mirror reflection of society, and how men value men, men want men, men desire men, and (straight) men don't give a damn about women. Of course, some do, but many men don't. Women are nothing more than trophies to be shown off and touted around.

All that matters is the male gaze. We see this all the time. Do you know who likes 6 ft tall men, with 6 pack abs, 6 pairs of shoes, who make 6 figures? The giga-Chads if you will. I'm going to give you a hint: It's not women.

Men lust over this stuff, men get hard over this stuff, they salivate over this stuff, and obsessive over creating the perfect male body either for themselves, someone else, or a fictional character. I need you all to realize that ALL of those Marvel action shots of Chris Evan's and Robert Downey Jr's bulging muscles, and Chris Hemsworth's nakedness are shots written for men by men.

Have you ever stopped to think what kind of men women drop their panties over?

They are men like Pete Davidson, Dylan O'Brien, Timothee Chalamet, Tom Holland, and Harry Styles (sorry that I only listed white men). This men stand in direct contrast to everything men say that women want.

Look, this post is going long, so I will say summarize with these two points:

Naruto has always been gay, so of course Boruto is going to be gay. Even if Boruto ends up with Sarada, it will still probably be a gay series. The series idolizing, romanticizes and sexualizes the idea of all things masculine from the male perspective.

I think it would actually be the most beautiful ending if Boruto x Mitsuki becomes romantic endgame, because at least Kishimoto will be honest with himself about what his motivations really are. He wants to live in a world in which he can be in an emotionally intimate, vulnerable, and transparent relationship with a man that he admires who admires him in exchange. I think that's what most men actually want (whether that involves sex or not), but men don't ask for that because, well: No Homo. So, instead, we have a male loneliness and despair epidemic.

Now, you make ask justhoughts1310, is it wrong for men to like each other?

Of course not! I am a woman who loves women, values women, admires women, and thinks women are so amazing and beautiful. I am blown away by all that women are.

A large part of the Barbie movie, was the admiration of the amazingness of women despite all odds and obstacles. What I have a problem with is men denying their true desires and motivations, and in turn treating women as a prop in the games that they play to win over the approval of other men. Basically, men. If you want to have a dick measuring contest, leave all of us women and the rest of the world out of it.

#boruto #boruto x mitsuki #naruto #boruto x sarada #mitsuki #sarada #two blue vortex #boruto x sumire #borumitsu #boruto uzumaki #fuck the patriarchy #feminism #toxic masculinity #lgbt #gay #marvel #captain america #thor #sakura #sasuke #naruto x sasuke #hinata #iron man #the avengers #masashi kishimoto #barbie #barbie the movie

[weepingnightmarenaruto]

One of the most disrespectful things Kishimoto ever did was kill Neji and then have the main villain of the whole fucking show have the byakugan.

#naruto #naruto critical #neji #neji hyuga #kaguya otsutsuki #when Naruto and Sasuke almost died their alien ancestor revived them #AND gave them a powerup #when neji dies #NOTHING #fuck hamura #the main character privilege of it all #like it makes no sense that Hamura didn’t have any representatives during the kaguya fight #like the last time Hagoromo AND Hamuras powers were required #and this time two people who combined maybe equals Hagoromos powers #kishimoto really wants me to believe Sakura and Kakashi have the combined powers of a demigod? #like it just doesn’t ad up #anti kishimoto #anti kishimotos bad writing #mine

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Entertaining Highlights from Sasuke Retsuden:

Sasuke's cellmate Penzila, who is in jail for defrauding numerous rich women by marrying them to pay his gambling debts, implying that while he's a poor gambler he is an excellent flirt!

Sasuke's other cellmate Ganno, an elderly man who makes nail art with pine needles and juice made from his own feet.

Sasuke admonishing Sakura for “courting danger” as if she did not just rescue him from a poison attack he got from fighting with a dinosaur: “No need. Go back. It’s too dangerous.” “Dangerous?” Sakura got a very serious look on her face. “You think I can’t handle it?” “I know your strength and abilities. But I’m telling you that I can handle this by myself,” he replied.

Sasuke's response to being asked to pet the dinosaur he fought, which is much funnier in light of the fact he has one arm: “What? Me?!” Penzila firmly shook his head. “No, no, no, no! Absolutely not! I like my arm right where it is, thank you.” “Okay, Sasuke then,” Jiji said. “I actually need my arm too,” Sasuke told him.

Sasuke infiltrating the prison director's office by being a big wooden stick that Sakura carries around: Tapping the staff/Sasuke on the floor, Sakura mimicked Fandal’s mannerisms and movements as she climbed the stairs.

Sasuke's way of flirting with Sakura being telling her to get wrinkly: “You never change,” he said and put a hand to her cheek. “You could have more wrinkles.” “What?” Sakura laughed, looking not displeased, and lowered her gaze. “Where’s this coming from? Did someone say something to you?” “No, I just wanted to tell you.”

The reveal two-thirds into the novel that the prison director is trying to create his own version Jurassic Park using Edo Tensei and some chickens in his basement?!

Sasuke tossing a baby tyrannosaurus at a bigger tyrannosaurus to defeat it??

Sasuke hugging his dinosaur friend goodbye and thinking of how snowflakes sparkle like a rainbow in the moonlight before it immediately cuts to a man being impaled by a dinosaur right beside him?!

#sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #sasusaku #sasuke retsuden #sasuke retsuden spoilers #penzila #ganno #meno #honourable mention to sasuke getting embarrassed about doing something romantic for his wife twelve years and a whole baby later LMAO #and when he makes a reference to the time he blew up a whole ass hideout bc he was woken up from his nap #they had such a WEIRDLY DETAILED backstory about the feet juice. kishimoto. i blame u for this #to be clear: they try to help with the impaling situation. it's just such a fucking funny transition #ayesha talks anime #light novels #light novel highlights #naruto series

[everymadara]

Chapter 675

#naruto #madara #madara uchiha #uchiha madara #six paths #+ obito #Okay so Kishimoto made Madara so cartoonishly evil in this chapter I have a lot of trouble taking it seriously sfdjkhkjfsdhkjfsd #Not that he wasn't cartoonishly evil before but now he's cartoonishly evil in a way that Fucks Up the Themes

[sharararararara]

SHATTER ME SERIES IS THE BEST

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ON WHAT YALL WILL SAY BUT THE SHATTER ME SERIES IS SO FUCKING GOOD, LIKE HOW IS IT THAT FUCKING GOOD? LIKE OMG, I LOVE NAZEERA AND KENJI LIKE WHAT!?-

JULIETTE AND AARON IS JUST-

BEST COUPLE.

I ONLY HATE ADAM, OK EVEN IF I DON'T WANT TO SHARE THIS I SHALL ADMIT THAT I HAD A CRUSH ON ADAM. THAT WAS BEFORE I READ IGNITE ME.

LIKE HE WAS TRASH LIKE TF.

#aaron warner #shatter me #ADAM KENT IS TRASH #KENJI #NAZEERA #SHATTER ME SERIES #kenji kishimoto #juliette ferrars #FUCK YOU ADAM!

[obihoe]

kind of lame tbh how sakura in the chuunin exams arc is shown to cut off her hair as a symbol for her independence and coming into her own power (since she grew them out in the first place cuz she thought it might make sasuke like her) but then at the end of the story she still ends up being defined solely by her crush on him. like during the war arc kakashi makes it her most defining trait when he thinks to himself abt how team 7 has grown and they each have changed, he says abt sakura that her feelings for sasuke have changed. and in the end, when sasuke and naruto are about to take off to the valley of the end, she again, begs him to be with her. even says that she is pathetic for doing so like .. okay

#posts #i just smtimes wish kishimoto would give her more of a personality #other than just girl who has a crush on some guy 👍 #its fine that she has a crush on him but dont make it her sole defining characteristic maybe? lol #and like she's consistently shown to beg for him and cry for him and sasuke tells her to go fuck herself over and over #i think when she says she's pathetic ... thats how the audience is supposed to perceive her as well yknow #that is how kishimoto intends for her to be seen #and that doesnt feel right for me :c #moreover ... it is also i think not debateable really that sakura's crush on sasuke .. it doesnt have that much depth #it doesnt have really any depth #which is fine conceptually i think. not everything has to be super deep and meaningful #but to make it into such a core trait of her as a character .. it just reads as if kishimoto perceives women as shallow #they just have shallow crushes on men no deep/complex relationships tho :) not with anyone thats for the men #u know? #anyways i know im not rlly saying anything new here #naruto is sexist fork found in kitchen #but yeah

[depressedhangrybitch]

So I just realized something about anbu and kishimotos blatant idiocy.

So... ANBU are supposed to be anonymous right??

And the tattoo or seal on their arm is supposed to unique identification of someone being in ANBU. And konoha ANBU have a fire sign seal on their arm to indicate their identity which makes it highly likely that this branding seal of fire is unique to konoha anbu because of konoha being in land of fire and thus all the other villages and their anbu will have seals (if any) based on their village.

Like Kumkum having a cloudas anbu symbol and suna having sand symbol etc. Something unique if u get my point.

Now, anbu are supposed to be anonymous like if u want to assassinate someone without it getting traced back to u u use the anbu. Basically anbu being the boogeyman of shinobis.

Now here comes the idiotic part:

If anbu are supposed to beanonymous then why do they show their unique fire like symbols on their arms to let every shinobi they meet put two and two together?

Look here kakashi and every anbus symbol is visible to the whole wide worldto know they are fire anbu and thus they have the potential to start a new shitshow given such volatile world.

And every anbus uniform is like that.

So the purpose for which anbu is made is funking useless if they are not hiding. Which is the whole purpose of being an anbu.

And I know y'all are going to say oh they could hide it or use jutsu to hide it but they don't actually do it in any episode where anbu is given some screen time except when they are changing their loks as a whole or pretending to be someone else.

So anbu are useless and I am mad once again at kishimoyos stupidity.

This was my rant and this is literally a 3 am thought so thank u for reading.

Until we meet again!!!

Syonara!!!

#naruto #anime #naruto shippuden #naruto shitposting #3 am ramblings #kakashi hatake #naruto anbu #anbu #naruto plotholes #naruto headcanons #plot holes #naruto plot holes #3 am thoughts #konoha anbu #fuck u kishimoto #u are stupid #and ur #hddussbsisj #those are curse words btw #yes kishimoto i am cursing u right now

[narutobrainrotstuff]

Ninshuu

“You get chakra”

“You get chakra”

“You get chakra”

“Everyone gets chakra”

I understand the nobility of decentralization of power

But Ninshuu depends on idealism of human nature

As long as characters like Orochimaru/Danzo/Elder council/Hiruzen/Tobirama who prefer not to cooperate exist

Ninshuu will never work

#I’ll never stop clowning Ninshuu 😂😂😂 #it’s such a stupid solution #Kishimoto I know you’re better than this #anti ninshuu #fuck ninshuu #Hagoromo you are so stupid I love you ❤️