so while it's super funny that i got locked out of my twitter for dunking on Musk, it *is* fucking up my bottom line soooo i'm gonna promo here a bit too~ hey i'm bugs and i'm cute for a living :3
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I should’ve just gone to a chiropractor for my spinal cord injury, dang, why didn’t I think of that BEFORE having a surgeon slice my throat open and scoop out my vertebral discs
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Laurent: Well, let me be the first to tell you, I'm bad news.
Damen: You're actually not the first to tell me that.
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Shroomy-P: Why do people prefer to listen to my remake of "Interface" rather than my original songs?
Meanwhile, original songs:
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I'M SORRY THE PRINCIPAL KILLED THE THERAPIST AND HIMSELF? WHAT? THE FUCK?
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Rise! Donnie: someone will die
Male! Soft reader: OF FUN :D
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I just want you all to know, my fellow lgbtq+ friends, that you are so valid. You’re fucking beautiful, don’t let anyone tell you any differently. You are safe here on my blog and in my ims and I love you very much.
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The time Stede stabbed Ed was the actual first time they had sex. It's true! Izzy heard them.
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How would you react if someone wanted to be your friend but phrased it as an offer like saying metaphorically "I'll fondle your balls and you'll fondle mine"
i would possibly laugh, maybe accept the friend offer
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My aunt called Shinichi "gay pet" I'm crying
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new one piece character, dick grayson
(you mistagged that art but i am choosing to believe its real now.)
new one piece boss battle: monkey d. luffy vs nightwing
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