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delzinrowe · 1 month
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incorrect jjk quotes [34/?]
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little-pondhead · 1 year
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So, for the Supervillain Danny and Everlast Trio Villains Au's....
What about Jazz?
Since I understand everyone's villain alter ego is based around their trauma and becoming their own antithesis and what not, I'd like to think that Jazz's alter ego would be a bad girl, kinda like Ember and Kitty (the former who mind controlled her twice and the latter who almost took her place while slowly corrupting her), maybe with a hint of Spectra (the school councilor thing, the hospital thing, and that one time with all three of them).
Instead of being the nice, normal girl who tries to be perfect, she's a loose cannon who does all the wild teen stuff, doesn't care about anyone accept for those who are in her 'gang', and will absolutely resort to violence the first chance she gets. Maybe she also has some kind of mind control powers, given how these incidents relate to her being under someone else's control.
Maybe she doesn't come around as often, because she has college and the like, but once she does, things get messy as she takes the chance to let out all her school related stress.
you have read my m i n d
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Jazz had almost no childhood since she helped raise Danny from a very young age. She's intelligent and respectful and really wants to be an excellent example for Danny, so she acts as such. Therefore, Jazz never got to go through her 'teenage rebellion' phase. She wears modest clothes and upholds a pretty solid moral code. So here I present Nightingale, the punk-rock social justice warrior who comes and goes like a hurricane. She takes on the name Nightingale to avoid confusion, but once the JL realizes she and Fenton are related, some of the members consider going on a very long vacation to another world so they don't have to deal with this shit.
Now for her powerset, I'm not entirely sure if she should play meta or not. It's a common trope in fics that Jazz has been ecto-contaminated from her parent's experiments, thus giving her some sort of body enhancement. I played on that to give her a set of ears and teeth that match Danny's. She may not have ghost powers, but if she's fighting alongside Team Phantom, she must have some freaky abilities, right? (I love the mind control idea, btw) I feel like Jazz would be the Exception, where she's obviously enhanced in some way, but it's not an obvious power she can consciously separate herself from. It's like trying to tell your body to stop using your eyes. Unless other outside forces are preventing it, Jazz can't really not use her enhanced strength or speed. It drives the JL nuts because either Nightingale is a very weak meta or just an Olympic-level teenage athlete, and no one will spill the beans.
Also, this is personal preference, honestly, but I think it'd be really fucking funny if the DC universe is where Jazz and Danny have all their sibling fights. At home, they have to put up a united front so their parents don't get suspicious and the house doesn't kill them. (Also so none of the rogues takes advantage of their anger at each other) But they're siblings. Even if Jazz and Danny are the best of friends, they have to have arguments over the stupidest stuff. That's practically rule number one of having a sibling. So they go there to blow off steam and duke it out like they've always wanted to. It's mostly to release tension and stress, but each fight is getting more and more elaborate, and this whole thing is ridiculous. None of the heroes get paid enough for this. They're just gonna sit back and watch the show.
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FUCKING FINE I GUESS IM DOING ONE PF THESE I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING
I GUESS im soing an edging challenge. but since i know some people thatll SCREW ME OVER, im adding my own rules. fuck you.
1 like PER PERSON = one edge
1 reblog PER PERSON = 1 day longer
god, i just know SOME people are gonna make this a loving hell
god fucking damnit
comment/reblog with ideas for ways to make me fail/ punishments if i do
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stonecoldsilly · 2 years
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'My understanding, based on context alone, is that an attempt at kindness and civility from me was so odious to Delloso de la Rue that it moved them to tears, and rather than having the courage to explain to me why my affections would be so onerous, I suppose I was so far beneath them that they saw fit that their assistant would be enough to reclaim their lost honor.'
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guesssssss who had a fucken brainfart and didn't let enough water drain out of the strainer level of pasta before moving it over my pasta and
DELUGED FLOODED INUNDATED DRENCHED
my pasta sauce with just.
So much Pasta Water
sigh
(I currently have the whole wok on a low heat to attempt to reduce out the pasta water)
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jitters-barista · 10 months
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AO3 IS DOWN?!?!
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(I was right in the middle of a angst and comfort fic. BUT I DIDNT MAKE IT TO THE COMFORT!)
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ussxxwa · 12 days
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Why in the FUCK DO I KIN THAT STUPID FUCKING PRIEST. FUCK OFF. I HATE IT HERE
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mossy-opal · 1 year
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Listen- I don't give a single fuck if you are at the "age of consent" in your state/country/whatever. On my blog and my works, in order to read/interact, you have to be 18.
The next person who has "minor" in their bio, or has 15, 16, 17, in their bio, I am throwing you into the sun.
I have plastered all over my blog and my works (even the non-smut ones) MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
I know respect might not be something mommy and daddy taught you about, but it's common fucking courtesy to do as someone says, especially if it makes them- Oh, I don't know- EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE???
I don't really give a shit if you're too lazy to add your age to your bio, I'm blocking you regardless- But if you have your age listed, and you're a minor, get the fuck away from me.
Sorry not sorry for the rant, I just blocked a minor who liked one of my many SMUT fics. It gave me hives.
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bluecoolr · 6 months
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Been getting less and less interaction on here lately... not to be that type of blogger but it gets pretty depressing. I think I've bored everyone with my stuff.
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d0d0-b0i · 2 years
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so normal about this(lie) what the hell
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hikarry · 21 days
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My handwriting is already ugly as fuck, but when I'm forced to write fast it get even worse
Now I'm over here suffering trying to understand what the fuck did I write in this bloody Medieval History class with little to no success
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cjrights · 23 days
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guys
GUYS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I CANT FIND ONE OF MY SHOES FUCK
ITS ONE OF MY CONVERSE
HOW AM I GONNA BE GAY WITHOUT IT
PLEASE I HAVE AN ATTACHMENT TO THESE SHOES PLEASE PLEASE
where the fuck did that hoe go
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routeriver · 7 months
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being legally adult but not over 21 SUCKS yeah congrats you can now call yourself adult but you can't attend a fucking concert because you are not 21 for some fucking reason
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shelli-gator · 10 months
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My fucking kingdom for ANY Thomas and Ryan content g o d.
They set us up for such a fun and interesting dynamic and then we see them talk again all of one time. Usually this is when I turn to fics to keep me alive but there's not even ONE in the tags.
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civetcider · 1 month
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fellas, my drawing tablet HAS SHIT A BRICK and i am now crying and throwing up
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ramthesillyram · 5 months
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i wanna make an ihnmaims rp acc but im shit at rembering my passwords so fuck me ahhhhh
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