#fuck me sir please🤤🤤🥵

[sergeantbarnessdoll]

Girlie!!!

I just watched “Endings, Beginnings” and…..

FRANK, FRANK

This man *sighs* I-

Gimme a moment *takes a deep breath*

The way Sebastian Stan play Frank astounds me, like the movie (to my touch starved heart) was amazing.

Like Jamie Dornan fucking with that Irish accent of his

AND

THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I WAS SEBASTIAN’S ASS (Like I’m seeing this shit for free??🤤🤤🤤)

And there’s this one scene where he drops of Jamie Dornan’s character’s dog at the MFC house and he’s so torn to kiss her, it’s like, the tension was so palpable I could taste it thru my screen.

And they did kiss and I’m like BITCH IM TOO HORNY FOR THISS

And 👆🏽 this scene.

I screamed (remove the ‘s’)

I fucking love Frank😍 Sebastian in Endings Beginnings is so 🥵🤤 I literally couldn’t take my eyes off of him every time he appeared on the screen😍

Don’t get me wrong, Jamie’s character was hot too, but Frank is fucking sexy❤️‍🔥

I was practically drooling when I seen Sebastian’s ass in that sex scene🤤 and let me tell ya, I wish I was the one underneath him and grabbing his ass while he’s fucking me😩 his ass looks so grab-able and squeezable🤭

Can we talk about the scenes of him smoking for a second? Like how does he make smoking look so fucking hot?!🥵 Especially in red lighting!😩 plus he looked cute with that little tiara🥰

Also why is the way he kisses look so damn hot? The way he stuck his tongue out a little when he kissed her🥵 Like sir please kiss me like that😩 I would literally do anything for Sebastian to kiss me like that and I mean ANYTHING

I’m also screaming with the s too🤭

#frank endings beginnings #endings beginnings #sebastian stan #sebastian stan characters

[k-slla]

freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ you’re under arrest for being so lovely. copy this message to 10 other blogs (only if you want to) that you think are beautiful and deserve it. keep the game going and make others feel beautiful

Eek, you're cute! 🥹 Thank you! 🤍

And if he's the one doing the arresting then keep me locked forever, Officer, I beg you! 😆🥵

You are not alone with your Dean/Ben/Beau/Jensen problem..

I have a borderline unhealthy slight problem with Jensen too (also with all his characters, because, oh boy, Soldier Boy is my weakness 🤤 you'll see why down below)

Just one little one more

Please, Sir, I want you to fuck my face who said that?? Not me 😳

I apologize.. I couldn't control myself.. I'll go cry in a corner because I could never have that man..

But you are so lovely and I'm so so happy to have you as my friend 🥰

Sending hugs ! 🤍

#let's talk about that problem we both seem to have #lovely mutuals #bestest friends #🤍🤍🤍

[maknae-on-ice]

I just love.. this man😩

#he looks so fucking good ughhh😍😍🤤🤤🤤🥵💞💕💞💘💘💘 #fuckkk meee #his haaaaiirrrr😍😍😫😫🥰🥰🥰💓💞💕💖💖💕💕💕 #the hands with rings🥴🥴 #and WATCH #if fingers and hands.. why is it not in me #sir please i.. 😍😍🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵 #i just wanna run my fingers through his hair and make out with his handsome ass face #tom holland #tom #th #thomas stanley holland #tom holland edits #tom holland edit #tom holland photo #tom holland pics #tom holland photos #tom holland instagram #peter parker #spiderman #mine #my edits

[bonky-n-steeb]

how does mob!steve deal with jealousy?

Thank you so much for this request! I’m sorry I’m late🥺 I hope you like this. Ily! 😘

the green eyed monster

𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 || cock warming, spanking, dom/sub dynamics, sir kink. 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙊𝙍𝙎 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝘿𝙉𝙄!

this is not proofread :/

Thank you @tumblin-theworldaway for helping me!

This gif is just 🥵🤤🤤

He couldn’t stop the boiling rage that filled him. How could you? How could you do that to him when you knew you were his?

He saw the way you heavily leaned on Bucky. He saw the way you laughed carelessly on his stupid dumb jokes, you never laughed like that with him.

He nursed the glass of whiskey like some bitter lover as his traced your movements. Maybe it was all his fault. He shouldn’t have assigned Bucky to protect you.

Steve was a busy man just as he was dangerous. He had more enemies than he had friends. You were his priority and it was his duty to ensure you were protected at all times.

Bucky was his best friend since childhood, they had each other’s backs since then. He hadn’t thought even once while making Bucky your bodyguard. But oh, how wrong he was.

Bucky was supposed to protect you, not make you almost sit on his lap. He could see how smug Bucky was. How happy he was to demean his own boss in front of everyone.

It’s enough, time to show everyone who’s the boss, Steve thought to himself. Slamming the glass on the oak table, he walked towards you.

Without giving you even a moment to notice his motives, he picked you up and threw you over his shoulder. “Steve!” You squealed, taken by surprise.

Everyone, including Bucky was aware enough to not stare at their boss. They all wanted their eyes intact in the end. Even you didn’t protest as you knew what was to come.

~~~

“Sir…” you whimpered helplessly. Your eyes were glassy and nothing mattered except how deliciously his cock was stretching you out. But it wasn’t enough, you needed friction but that was exactly what he was denying.

After Steve had brought you back into the room, he has spread you across his knees and spanked your ass until you had begged him to stop.

You had expected the spanking to be your punishment. But how wrong you were. Because that’s when your punishment had actually begun.

You had been dripping wet and it hadn’t taken much for him to enter you. Your back was pressed against his board chest and your ass stung as it brushed against his slacks every time.

You had started grinding the moment you you sat atop him but he had held you tight and prohibited you from doing so. So here you were warming his cock for over the past half an hour.

His eyes were glued to the tv but you knew he wasn’t watching it and neither were you. His main focus was on flicking your clit and denying you any release.

You couldn’t take it anymore. You were close to coming and if you did cum without his permission, heaven knows how he’ll punish you.

“Sir… please!” You pleaded as he began kneading your breast. “You wanted to be a whore, I’ll show you how a whore is treated.”

You weren’t supposed to moan at his words, but you did, shamelessly. “Oh yeah. You like it, don’t ya? He increased the speed of his hand on your swollen nub.

“Please! I’m sorry. I’m sorry sir. Aahhh! Please forgive me!” You were just about to cum when Steve removed his hand and instead slapped your wet pussy.

“Oh fuck! Sir please!” You wanted to move but his hands barricading your hips made it impossible. Your moans and tightness made it irresistible even for him.

“You wanna cum?” You nodded as if your life depended on it. “Who’s gonna make you cum? Is it Bucky? Is it Tony?” He started slowly grinding up into you.

“It’s you sir. Only you.” He grunted in your ear and you knew he too was on his verge. “Yeah? Then why do you need reminding who you belong to?”

“I’m yours, sir. Only yours.” He picked you up and finally, finally started thrusting into you. “You’re mine. Only mine.”

“Yes! Yes! Don’t wanna be no one else’s. Only yours!” You were delirious and desperate by now. “Please sir. Please make me cum! Please!”

He grunted as he began thrusting into you harder and harder. “You wanna cum? I’ll make you cum till you can’t anymore.”

#skye’s 1k sleepover #do y’all want a second part with threesome? #steve rogers #chris evans #marvel #mcu #steve rogers x reader #bucky barnes #steve rogers x female reader #steve rogers x y/n #steve rogers x you #marvel smut #steve rogers smut #steve rogers one shot #steve rogers fanfiction #steve rogers drabble #steve rogers headcanon

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

Hi! I was wondering if I could request an NSFW hc of reader x Edge x Damian? Because FUCK- those two on this week’s episode of RAW has me feeling some type of way 🥵

Hi 👋 Omf, yes! One thousand times YES! 🤤Those two are going to be the death of me, folks. I can already tell 👀

@theworldofotps , @writtingrose , @ziasaph , @hungmanhorsecarriage , @wrestlersownmyheart , @aerynscrichton , @whenimakeitshine1234 , @alyhull , @sophiewolfheart-blog, @crowleysqueenofhell , @alliwant456 , @new-zealand-chic , @thealliasylum , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @itsforeveralyssaa

A soft purple light entered the room through the small crack on the old wooden window

The dim - and unusual color - lighting made the place feel mystical somehow

Like a wannabe version of some low budget Houdini show

With the worn off couch and rug, the old hardwood floor that creaked underneath both men’s feet, their over the top suit jackets - that made them stand out in a place like this

A black lipstick was used to mark exactly what your are to them

“Fuck toy, little slut, cock beggar…”

They had spanked, gagged and choked you

And still, you were begging for more

Just as they said you would be

“Please” You pleaded in vain, and such words only served to fill up the silent room with some kind of sound

The tall, blonde man stopped in front of you

His hand closed around your throat, making you gasp a moan

“Shhh. Quiet, now” The sound of footsteps coming from behind you made you grow uneasy

“Look at me. Keep your eyes on me, ladybug” You felt trapped in his gaze as the warmth of the other man’s body hugged your skin like the softest blanket

“Good” He smirked “Now, are you going to be a good little toy and let Master’s friend play with you?”

“Yes, sir” The eagerness in your voice made a grin spread on Edge’s lips

“Good” He pulled your lips towards his and sealed the unspoken deal with a deep kiss

Edge pulled back just in time to see your eyes widening and your mouth hanging open as Damian’s cock filled your aching walls

“Once he’s done, I’m gonna use his cum as lube and I’ll fuck you until you scream! Then you’re gonna be a good little toy and you’ll keep both of our cums nice and warm inside you”

A muffled moan left your lips when Edge’s hand covered your mouth and Damian’s pace became reckless behind you

#edge wwe x reader #edge x reader #edge wwe #adam copeland #adam copeland x reader #damian priest smut #damien priest imagine #damian priest x reader #masochist headcanons #masochist writes

[becca-e-barnes]

THAT SBSF BUCKY FIC WAS 🤤🤤🤤🤤 pls sir may I have some more 🥺👉👈

Um yes?? I love writing that sweet little enthusiastic fuck boy so much 💕

Because God, the thought of him looking at you like that when he thinks no one is watching? And the way he would have to keep his hands busy to stop himself from doing something stupid in front of your husband and son?

And @achubbydumpling has put the idea in my head of Bucky being so turned on by the sight of the wedding ring on your finger because it's such a reminder that he's the one pleasing you. He's the one filling you up in the way your husband should and it's wrong and it's filthy and it's so damn risky but there's no feeling quite like stuffing another man's wife full of cum. Especially when you're his best friend's mother.

But omg one of the best thoughts @achubbydumpling talked about was Bucky making love to you in the bed you share with your husband. 🥵 It's such a luxury compared to the back seat of the car because now you both have room to roll around and change positions as often as you please and it's absolute bliss.

As much as he doesn't want to admit it, he falls so in love with the sight of you underneath him, desperately pleasuring yourself as he slips in and out of you, your fingers working frantically on your clit because you're right on the edge, you just need a little more.

"God, you're fucking beautiful like this, you know that? So sweet and pliant for me." His body is right down on top of yours, his hips grinding into yours and that charming smirk hasn't left his face. In fact, it only gets wider with every moan he knocks from your throat, his eyes light up at every wet little sound he drags from your pussy and he can't believe how easily you come apart for him.

He has one of your legs hitched over his slim hips, driving deep inside you while you babble at how good he feels, your free hand grasping the pillow behind your head. He takes your hand in his, pressing his lips to your wedding band with that smirk still on his face.

"Cum for me, sweetheart. Cum all over this fat cock. We're just getting started baby, I'm not stopping until these sheets are totally ruined for your husband coming home. Gonna ruin you for any other man. Gonna take such good care of you, you never want anyone else but me." This sweet boy doesn't know that he has already ruined everyone else for you. The intimacy with your husband died down a long time ago but even when things were good, it was never like this.

"Bucky, baby p-please. Just a little harder sweetheart. F-fuck, feels perfect." You're writhing on the bed underneath him, arching against his body and how could he possibly deny you? He loves how you've given in to this. You were so timid at the start, not sure that it was worth ruining you marriage for a fling with a younger man. But now he has you begging, stealing pleasure wherever you can get it and it's so exciting for him to see you give in and surrender to him

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #sbf!bucky #son's best friend!bucky #writing this made me realise that I don't actually have a name for you lmao in my head I just call you #dumpling #tw: cheating #tw: infidelity #I will probably be pretty quiet tonight #gonna take some time to myself after last night #and take a night away from screens and books #maybe have a hella hot shower and a really early night #bc I napped through dinner and I don't want to bother making anything #but I haven't eaten today #we have a new Tim Hortons opening on my way to work and I was SO hoping it would be open by now #I'm working from the office tomorrow so it would've been a nice treat 🥺 #lol im rambling to myself ahahaha

[hotdamnhunnam]

🧚🏻‍♀️✨Bippity boppity bow chicka wow oww! You’ve been visited by the Shameless Hoe Fairy, and now you must share a thirsty thot about one of your favorite fictional babes. Go on and spread those shameless hoe vibes and your legs.

Sooooo this should come as no surprise to you given our recent messages my dear, but your neighborhood clownass hoe is gonna take this as an opportunity to RANT and scream into the void about my absolute filthiest Charlie fantasies right fucking here 📣🤡

**Warnings: 99% of people in the universe should probz never read this. I AM SERIOUS. The shit below the cut contains some hardcore kinks and triggering things (extreeeme degradation etc.) so read at your own risk!!!**

And if anybody tries to kink-shame me then fuck you very much bitch 😤 Ftr irl I’ve never done and probz would never do this kind of stuff (but don’t judge anyone who does) – for me in actuality it seems a little too physically and psychologically rough, not to mention dirty and dangerous. But in theory I desperately NEED Sir Charlie Hunnam to dominate me and degrade me and destroy me all day every day, in literally every way…

So that’s what’s happening below the cut okayyy 💁🏻‍♀️

Also let me just say… what follows isn’t poetry. It’s straight up shameless hoe-etry. I’m gonna type this in a total stream of consciousness, because I need to get this off my chest, bitches I just – *hyperventilates in horny* – even my super kinky fics just barely scratch the surface, and right now I honestly just need an outlet to express the full extent of my sick twisted Hunnam-worshipping idolatry 🍆🛐

With that said though, if anyone does read this and relates to it in any way PLEASE LET ME KNOW?!??! via private message or anon ask or whatever it’d just be so nice to know I’m not alone in being such a hardcore Hunnam hoe!!!!! (I realize I probably am tho and that’s ok I guess lmao 🙈)

Ok so here we go…

Just to mention again:

WARNING that the following is potentially TRIGGERING and sick and twisted and tbh FUCKING DISGUSTING

*ahem*

Oh also to mention again that this is not my usual style of writing at all, I’m just mindlessly blabbing and this is barely even english loll 🤡

Ok so this applies to Charlie Himself but since the ask is about fictional characters, I’m going with my savage sex god king Jax Fucking Teller!

Basically I want to exist only to worship this god of a man 24/7 and be his live-in slave / house pet / fuckdoll / personal motherfucking urinal / whatever the hell he wants like ngl I am his fucking PROPERTY and he owns my whole heart and soul and obviously my body.

I want him to fucking use me and abuse me and treat me like shit. Like I’ll spend all day just cleaning his house or whatever other service he may need or locked up in a cage or a dungeon or something and then he’ll just fuck me and/or torture me whenever he feels like it. I would get ‘Property of Jax Teller’ tattooed onto my fucking chest or my face for all I fucking care. He can sit on me like a fucking chair. Like step on me with those iconic white Nikes or just his bare feet and grind my whole face into the floor. Then laugh at me for being so pathetic, while he mocks me for how bad I want his dick, savagely shaming me for being a subhuman piece of scum dying to serve him as his whore…

Ok I guess now I’m starting to rhyme, it’s second nature since I do this all the time 😂

I’m in love with this gif, as I feel like it captures the vibe of Jax snarling ‘yeah lie there and cry little bitch my big dick is the reason you live’

Anywayyy, I would very much like to choke on his cock literally all day every day. Like it must be PURE HEAVEN, to gag on that 24/7 🤤 Break my jaw sir then if I’m a good bitch bless me with your sweet creamy load, plz just shoot your delicious cum all over my filthy face or deep down my pathetic whore throat 🍆💦

Omg and his BALLS, I want them to be fucking dripping with sweat and I’ll slobber it alllllllllll 🥵

And like don’t even fucking get me started on his asshole???????????????? I want to bury my face in Jax Teller’s magnificent ass so damn desperately bitch it’s UNNATURAL. Like srsly HOW THE FUCK IS DAT ASS SO DAMN GORGEOUS IT’S MAGICALLLLLL… ✨

LOOK AT THAT PEACH FUZZ THO. LOOK AT IT. NOW U SEE WHY IMA HOE. I MEAN LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THAT SHIT. 😚🍑

I would spend all day licking and kissing his muscular cheeks with that sweet peachy fuzz, then he’d tease me for being so desperate for him to allow me to bury my face in his hot sweaty crack, and when he finally does… I’d be like omggggg thank you sirrrrr holy shit fuck you taste so good Jax… 🤪

Like no, I mean it I want to SUFFOCATE to fucking death in that glorious ass because I am his ass-worshipping hoe and what a divine way to go?!??!?!?!??!??!?!! 😵

Of course the whole time while he sits on my face he’d be stroking his cock, or ordering me to do that while he spouts off obscene dirty talk… calling me his little ass-cleaning pig or his personal piece of toilet paper whore like what even is dignity anymore lol what the FUCK 🧻

I would also LOVE it if he spits on my forehead while I eat his ass like sir YASSSSSSSSS 💦

Then pull his perfect asshole off of my lips every now and then so he can slap me super fucking hard across the face I mean complete facial disgrace and spit in my mouth ‘cause THAT’S WHAT I’M ALL ABOUT 😛

Like this scene when he did this to Ima ⬇️ ……… I knowwwww it was awful and so problematic, but WANT HIM TO DO THIS TO MEE because I live for Jax Teller’s spit and I am an ADDICT 😭

Uhhhhhh where were we… I’m lost in subspace with these thoughts and that gif and ughhh bitches my consciousness is going BLURRY 😵‍💫

So yes I’m obsessed with the concept of shoving my tongue deep in Jax Teller’s shithole, yes I am DISGUSTING I know just a little 🙈

(I feel like this is where I emphasize again that this is all just theoretical. **I DO NOT DO THIS AND HAVE ZERO INTEREST IRL** and even just in theory, I have zero interest in rimming anyone other than Charlie really 🙅🏻‍♀️)

Ok ummmm what else… well let me just say that I want to sniff and lick his sweaty pits and kiss his feet and suck his toes because every inch of this sex god is stunning as hell?!??!?! 🤩

⬆️ Like when he’s GLISTENING with sweat the golden god he is after that famous scene in Belfast I can’t get over how fucking good he looks and wish I could just taste and smell 😍

(Again let me just say I’ve NEVER had a sweat kink or an armpit kink or foot kink irl)

What else what else oh and if ever Jax should condescend to fuck my worthless little cunt, I want it to be very rough and dominant, like hard and fast and have him spank my ass and pull my hair and choke me till I literally can’t breathe and remind me I’m a nasty slut and this is what I want… I’d get off so hard to the sound of his savage sadistic taunts, animalistic groans and growls and grunts… 🔥

Oh and LOVE the idea of Jax stomping his foot on my head during sex, omg sir I beggggg, also step on my neck, I’m a wreckkkkkk…

I guess now I’ll mention that I want master to whip me till I literally bleed, maybe while I bend down and kiss his feet and thank him for the privilege of punishment and pain from him because it’s everything I fucking need??

Sir is punishing me simply for existing in such absolute inferiority. Obviously. I want him to call me disgusting and worthless and filthy. Destroy every inch of my nonexistent dignity honestly.

Then I want to gaze up at his flawless face while I swallow down every last drop of his glorious golden god juice by which I mean his piss, because bitches THAT’s pure fucking bliss 🚽

(Again irl I have NEVER and would never ever ever actually want to do this!!!!!)

Ok now that I’ve ranted about being Jax Teller’s fuckdoll and urinal, maybe I’ve covered it all?? What else is there lol… (I know there is at least *one very seriously disgusting kinky thing* that I haven’t mentioned and if you are thinking of it, then the answer is YES I want that too, I literally have no limits, there’s NOTHING (*in theory*) for this fucking god of a man that I wouldn’t do… the dirtier and more degrading the better because my inner slut has serious issues!?!!?!)

Ok I’m sure that I’ve forgotten things but honestly just EVERYTHINGGG because (in my filthy nasty theoretical fantasies) Jax Teller is my reason for existing and my motherfucking savage sex god KING 👑🛐

… aaaaand that’s my thirsty thot 😅

ok now back to try and be a good responsible professional and focus on my workday while I’m all horny and hot 🤡

#charlie hunnam #jax teller #sons of anarchy #soa #hello my name is clownass hoe 🤡 #SERIOUSLY KINKY SHIT THO #tw: degradation #tw: verbal abuse #tw: slapping #tw: spitting #tw: just… everything?

[shininglikeyoursmile]

Well, first let me say, Hello there lol I know we don't know each other outside of sharing Chris pictures and your very lovely ask you sent me, but I look forward to sending you more (hugs) lol

I hope you don't mind edits as well, and please do tell me if I send to much, the last thing I wanna do is be a bother, anywayyyyyyyyyy here ya go ;)

And now, some gif's ;)

Hello lovely!❤

You can send me as many as hugs ,edits , thots , just a hello ,gifs, thirsty thots, about your day ,any thought or anything you want!!!!!!!

Not to mention I am a little intimidated by you but in a good but hot manner . Really that's how I am sfaadffdadfadfafd

YOU CAN SEND AS MANY AS YOU WANT THEY WON'T EVER BE MUCH!!!!!

And these all my my🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Oh godddddddddddddddddd

The first one cocky mfr😏

The second one phew🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 the intense look . Whoops my panties 💦💦💦

The 3rd one 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he looks a little lost but damn that chest and that beard .just wanna lick him soooooooo bad.🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

The 4th one Mr. Freezy😲 . I know it us supposed to be a little scary but it's funny 😄. Not much into him

The 5th one ahhhhhhh my heart🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 he is sooooooo pretty . Just look at him and those flowers. My gift wrapped up in pretty flowers 😍😍😍😍

The next THOSE TIDDIES !!!!! Just wanna bite them and that beard🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

The next ANGRY DADDY ANDY .PLEASE DESTROY ME SIR!!!!!!! &ON MY KNEES* sorry. Daddy.sorry daddy. Daddy sorry.

SFHZFAFGSGJSHGSFHDYJDGJ

DARK RANSOM !!!!! MY CHOKING KINK JUST THREW ME OUT OF THE WINDOW AND I AM PANTING!!!!!!🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

The sweet intimacy the sweet caressing on cheek in the next one. My heart 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 . I wanna kiss him so bad😭😭😭😭😭😭

Angry Steve daddy aka my favorite. Just ruin me sir . I am here to please you .only you .I will be your good girl .only yours .FUCK ME!!!!

And the last one *fans self* hi s gaze!!!! His eyes and he us fucking shirtless 🥴🥴🥴🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Just *stares*

DGNSFGARGRYJRYJETJRUKDYJDYJEYJYEJETJ

Thank you for this beautiful ask honey 😘😘😘😘❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

#long answer 😅😅😅😅😅 #thank you!!! #you can crash my dms ir inbox anytime you want 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤❤❤❤ #this ask was like getting an orgas- #m #😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[pettyprocrastination]

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#5

idea: being hired to take out the new manda’lor. You have very little knowledge of mandalorian culture but the pay is fucking amazing so you take the job not expecting the guy you're hired to kill to be...weirdly into it? Not in a sexual way, but the moment you creep into his room with your weapon drawn he’s like “yes god finally please kill me and take my place on the throne” which then weirds you the fuck out and you try to back off but NOW he’s egging you on to fight him so YOU become the ruler of mandalor and its this really weird game of tag that NEITHER ONE OF YOU WANTS TO PLAY BUT HE KEEPS THROWING THE DARKSABER AT YOU AND YOU KEEP THROWING IT BACK JUST KEEP IT DAMNIT I DONT WANT TO BE A MONARCH I JUST WANT TO GET PAID DUDE DONT MAKE IT WEIRD OKAY

854 notes • Posted 2021-01-19 16:10:57 GMT

#4

oh to be a lone woman caught in a storm, shivering and alone as i knock on the door of a mysterious mansion in the middle of nowhere. The lady of the house opens the door with a sympathetic “oh you poor thing.” and immediately lets me in. My clothes are clinging to me from the rain and she lets me wear her own, they don’t fit well but keep me warm. She tells me the storm won’t be letting up anytime soon and sadly I must stay the night. How tragic. 

966 notes • Posted 2021-01-24 02:12:00 GMT

#3

old: din djarin is a sexy mysterious college professor who will give his students special assignments for extra credit ;)

goldl: din djarin is an exhausted anthropology professor who’s son sometimes sits in on his lessons when school gets out early, probably collects coins or something, always looks like he’s about to fall asleep but also has terrifyingly fast reflexes to the point where students have a theory that he may have worked for the cia at some point, his background on his computer is a very zoomed in photo of his son’s face 

1449 notes • Posted 2021-06-03 11:41:17 GMT

#2

i like that in the mandalorian the only two reactions to grogu are either "Ah this must be your darling little boy" and "what the fuck is wrong with your dog."

11499 notes • Posted 2021-07-08 12:58:41 GMT

#1

pedro pascal stans post a picture and be like “sugar daddy🥵 dilf 🥵dom😫 spit in my mouth🥺 punch me in the stomach 🥵yes sir im your whore🥵” and its a picture of a man who looks like he would make it to the quarter finals of the great british bakeoff and then lose. 

12134 notes • Posted 2021-05-11 19:43:56 GMT

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Im exposing myself for you all to see #also #MY NUMBER ONE POST OF COURSE ITS THAT ONE CMON MAN #just embrassing myself for your enjoyment. or judgement. either works

[slothspaghettiwrites]

We are also in the mood to cock and body worship Sheriff Daddy 🤤🥵 like, sir, please just let me tell you how perfect your dick and body are while trying to suck your soul out of you

—K

Damn K, you are really hitting it spot on today. Like what a fucking mood. 🤤🤤🤤

That is exactly what I wanna do today. I wanna reminder my Sheriff Daddy exactly why he is the perfect man and why I love him.

Just yummmmmmmm 🥴

#sloth asks #k nonnie #lee bodecker #we are gonna worhsip sheriff daddy today y'all

[stargirlfics]

One a different note: I need Sam Wilson to absolutely r*il me against that tree out in the open because hhhhhhnnnnngggg is my favorite avenger finally going to get recognized?! Ug I just ...😫👌🏻🤤💦💦💖FMU Sir

On god this right here yes 🥵

Sam Wilson would fuck your shit UP, against that tree, then down on the grass, then back inside in the shower

Like you catch him practicing throwing the shield and how to fight with and he just looks so damn hot you’re side eyeing him from the window

Not like he doesn’t notice and take advantage of it till you find yourself bringing him a glass of water because I mean...hydration is important!

“Thank you, baby. But don’t think I don’t know you didn’t come out here just to give me water.”

Then he gives you that little smirk and you sigh because he just reads people too damn well

And that’s how you end up hoisted up against a tree, the shield no longer of concern

“You’re lucky this place is secluded, baby, cause I don’t intend on stopping till you lose your voice from screamin.”

“Sam...please just fuck me, this is all your fault technically.”

You groan and tug at his shirt and that’s all the encouragement he needs to press himself into you, maneuvering his hand between your bodies to take himself out of his shorts

Oh lord when he pushes inside you and starts fucking you right, I mean wow

Your muscles burn and your head feels light with how good that thicccc dick is deep inside you and all the extra little pleasures he’s providing with his hands and his face buried in your neck

You’ve already cum twice by the time he lays you down against the grass and absolutely pounds into you, a hand over your mouth to muffle your moans

Literally it’s so dirty and sweaty and you’re both exhilarated by how out in the open this is

It’s perfect

And sooo true it’s about damn time Sam be recognized and celebrated and I’m so excited for FATWS

#sam wilson headcanons #sam wilson x reader #sam wilson x black reader #sam wilson blurb #sam wilson smut #sam wilson imagine #sam wilson one shot #sam wilson x you #falcon x reader