#fuck me.

[hermithomebase]

like even outside of dream i get “memes” on my tiktok fyp all the time being like “minecraft youtubers when they pass 1m subs: *grooms someone*” and on ALL of them comments are people naming people or being like oh i KNOW this person is gonna do this or laughing about how funny it is and they have hundreds of thousands of likes

and this doesn’t even JUST apply to youtubers i see people make jokes about catholic priests or pop punk singers being pedos all the time and people LAUGH. THEY THINK ITS FUNNY. none of these people actually fucking care they don’t Care that dream made that joke they care that it was DREAM and they Hate him.

#entry.txt #fuck me.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price photographed by Johann Hagemeyer, 1941.

#vincent price #1940s #profile #god hes gorgeous #photos #photo set #photo #sexy actors #so sexy #FUCKKKKK #anajajskjsksjsjsskskkskaka #photoshoot #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #fuck me. #i desire him carnally #smoking #cigarette #vinny with a ciggy

[philsrosesweatshirt]

synonyms for crisis management like. one’s rock. one’s person. one’s support. one’s anchor.

#fuck me. #dnp #dan and phil

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

FUCK working customer service

FUCK working food, restaurants or fast food

FUCK working retail

FUCK working grocery stores

AND FUCK everyone who is a dehumanizing shit to the people who work those jobs and make them miserable. FUCK those people who cough and sneeze into their hands and lick their fingers to give cashiers money. FUCK anyone getting bitchy over something out of the immediate employees control.

FUCK IT ALLLLLLL

#i fucking hate it heeeeere #im so tired #i hate weekend shifts but i need money #fuck me. #GODDAMMIT #venting #phoenix rambles

[osachiyo]

i never thought i'd have a crush on any of my professors but

#𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒... ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #my new bio professor is literally so #UGHH #he's strict and so annoying about putting in assignments on time but fuck #IT ALSO DOESNT HELP IM VERYYYY INTO OLDER GUYS #FUCK ME. #i havent told any of my friends (duh) cause its so embarrassing #what if i kms #he gives MAJOR nanami vibes #his personality is literally the same #n he looks hot too fuck #DEFINITELY deleting this later cuz this is probably too personal lmfao

[marxism-leninism-meowism]

FUCKS SAKE MAN

#dont get me wrong i like him as a character #but I DONT LIKE HIM IN COMBAT #WHY ?????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH #sampo #sampo koski #hsr #honkai star rail #FUCK ME.

[tomwambsmilk]

Succession (2018-) // Great Expectations, Charles Dickens

#succession #tomshiv #also this passage from great expectations coming after 'love her love her love her love her I raised her to be loved' #and 'i have no heart for sentimentality - tenderness - nonsense' #fuck me.

[politelymenacing]

If they're not doing a reboot where they're married, and Henry gets to live happily in England with his two dads and go to a better school than he could go to Kansas???? then why are they showing us this?

APPLE TV EXPLAIN!!

Is that not what happened....?

Must've just been in my head, damn. 😛

OK. Here is my pitch to Apple to make it happen (because is just makes sense):

Why do the bit about Henry acting out and bullying a kid?

Why have Henry failing science (scandal!)?

To me, that should have nudged them in the direction of 'maybe he would be better at a new school in England?' rather than 'he'll be fine just as soon as Ted returns to Kansas'.

Then we have the whole Dr. Jacob of it all... they were clearly hinting at his and Michelle's relationship breaking down (thank god. I can't even go into how much that angered me). To me, that was freeing her of her ties to Kansas so she could move with Henry to England. But instead they just kind of maybe left it a bit ambiguous. Are we supposed to believe that Ted and Michelle would ever get back together? Because no.

Also, it was clear that Henry didn't really like him and would benefit from being closer to his Uncle Beard (ugh that bit outside of the pub with them two absolutely got me 😭)

There's also Dottie. Now, I will admit that that episode fucked me up a little (yay, mums...), so I have only rewatched it once, but if I were Ted her attempt at manipulation would have just made me want to get Henry away from her, so even more reason to bring him to England.

Now Ted:

He's doing better. Ok, not amazing, but he is getting regualr thearapy and he can control his panic attacks

He knows the offside rule. He (re)invents Total Football. He is finally understanding the sport he came over to coach.

He is starting to use British terminology for things! He's acclimatised! Honestly, if he'd been there any longer, he'd have been drinking tea.

They specifically show him interacting with his neighbours and the community.

And then you tear him away from all of that. It is beyond cruel.

Also, even though Sassy was not right for him at all, he was maybe starting to show that he could move on from Michelle and let someone else into his life. (I do not have enough time to lay out the Bi Ted agenda, I'm sure people have done excellent metas about it, but let's just say the Bi Triangles will haunt me forever.)

Which leads us to Trent.

I am definitely missing things because I'm just rattling this off the top of my head, but:

Are we just going to forget that Trent got fired for Ted? And then following his bliss lead him straight to Richmond to write a love letter book about Ted.

What was the whole thing about the right idea just sitting behind a couple of the wrong ones?? In the red string of fate episode, no less!

Whatever was going in during Girl Talk with Rebecca.

Why did Ted tell Henry that it was "good to have people in your life that are excited to be around you" literally the episode after Trent was SO EXCITED about Total Football and how Ted got them there. Like. Seriously.

TRENT’S LITTLE FINGER STICKING OUT IN THE RED STRING OF FATE BIT THAT WAS POINTING DIRECTLY TO THE RED STRIPES ON TED'S JACKET ahem.

Trenthouse magazine. TRENTHOUSE MAGAZINE.

The Robert Redford/Dustin Hoffman thing. Followed by a sodding wink.

And then there's the fact they are both middle aged single dads who have so much baggage. They get one another.

Finally. Because this is turning into a bloody essay. The ending. Ted was FOR SURE asleep and dreaming at the end. I don't give a fuck what Brendan said.

You can't get that close to Stonehenge, it all looked too fake, there's no way Ted wouldn't be there, Jane needs to get in the bin.

How did Sam manage to get into the Nigerian team? (Don't get me wrong, I desperately wanted that for him, but it seemed like it was never going to happen??)

Ted thinks Trent will agree to change the book's title, and even dreams up someone he knows (Shannon) to get a copy singed.

OH AND THE GLASSES. Trent has new glasses. Why? Because Ted doesn't want to imagine him with the ones from before because the first thing he said to Trent was a compliment about the glasses.

Basically, what I'm saying. Is that that is what makes most sense from the ending. HOWEVER, Apple TV, if you are convinced it was all real, here are some ways you can keep that ending (more or less) and still have the Romcommunism ending we deserved that will lead to you picking up this reboot idea:

Ted goes back, gets a final copy of The Richmond Way, the dedication says something about how Trent changed the title because he asked, but it was always about Ted, of course it was. Ted realises his huge mistake. (Maybe he goes to rush to the airport, only to find Trent standing outside his door.)

Trent didn't say goodbye to Ted because he was already on a flight to Kansas to wait for him with a sign that says 'Coach Lasso from England". (OK, this doesn't quite fit with the ending, but you know it's a cute AF idea so shhh)

Trent is singing copies of his book and asks who it's for without looking up and just here's Ted say his name.

In all these scenarios someone says "Is this a fucking joke?" END.

And now you are ready to start your spin off/reboot/series 4 with the footage of Jason and Jimmy at the Emmys. You're welcome.

You can have all of these ideas for free (plus whatever other headcanons you get out of me), Apple TV, if you let me play one of the minimal acting required background players in the AFC Richmond Women's team (Because that is a part of the finale i can get behind and I have credentials if you need to verify I can actually play)

#fuck me. #apologies this clearly triggered something!! #answered #jamiepoptartt #ted lasso #HERE YOU GO APPLE TV #hire me #meta #i guess #mainly just ramblings

[daincrediblegg]

coming back to chernobyl after a few months is like : OH HEY! A BABY BOY! DIE IMMEDIATELY! 😭😭😭😭

#you know at least they get it out of the way at the beginning. better than having to live with the anticipation of it in the end. #the narrative was doomed from the beginning but you know. at least I get to see the rest of it without it looming over my head for the whol #5 eps. a mercy really. #so sad. he even puts on his jacket. goes with dignity. he gave it to himself because his country wouldn't. he did the right thing in the en #he could have let the radiation that the state forced on him kill him but no. went out on his own terms. #fuck me. #anyway. back to writing about his dick twitching and shit I'm so unwell #valery legasov #chernobyl hbo #returning to my valery girl era where I belong

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

I might have a slight problem.

#Tua rp #Tua rp blog #Fuck me.

[sarahmackattack]

Internal monologue today is that supercut video of Bob Belcher saying "Oh my god" over and over again.

#Oh my god #bob's burgers #year end to do list #fuck me. #Youtube

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price

(one of my favorite photos)

#vincent price #one of my faves #glasses #smoking #vinny p #vinny with a ciggy #cigarette #photo #cw smoking #photo edit by me #god i fucking love him #YOUR FACE SIR #Fuck me. #bicon #bisexual god #hes so hot and sexy #i desire him carnally #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[drippingheart]

Can we all just take a moment and think about the hell Mimiko and Nanako were living with in the wake of their father's death? Went from absolutely devastated to meeting a thing living inside Suguru's body, taking advantage of his powers and his memories like a fucking parasite.

The poor girls went along with it because one, they wanted to see some version of their father's dream come true, and two, they played along hoping . . praying someone would be strong enough to bring their dad back.

Living with this monster basterdizing your dad for that tiny glimmer of hope.

AND the one glimmer of hope was actually that curse user capable of summoning people from the afterlife.

#𝟬𝟬 out of curses . #FUCK ME.

[tequitoclown]

So how's your Thursday going?

[Image ID from ALT: A picture of a computer monitor opened to Windows Memory Diagnostics Tool. The text is on a bright blue background. It states that no problems have been detected yet, but the test is still running at 80% completion. ./End ID]

#Fuck me. #image #described #tequito.txt

[osachiyo]

YA'LL LOOK AT MY JING YUAN 😍

#𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒... ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #ugh look at him #ya'll wish you had him #anyway im actually about to sacrifice this bitch #I DID NOT WANT E1 BRONYA HOYOVERSE #WHAT THE FUCK #ID BE FINE WITH A CHARACTER THAT I DIDNT HAVE #LIKE BAILU #OR YANQING #OR GEPPY #BUT HER?? #SERIOUSLY?? #WHATS WITH ME AND GETTING CHARACTERS I ALREADY HAVE IM GONNA KMS #FIRST WELT AND NOW HER #FUCK ME.

[tenebriism]

// Not only do I feel absolutely horrible today, and now cannot go home early, as I had planned to do, because someone else called off, but... apparently, I've been chosen as the person to represent front desk for our "annual, super duper important audit." The one that basically tests whether we're qualified to be an official "Marriott Property."

#[ i literally feel like i'm gonna fall over or barf. #and today is the day they wanna do this and volunteer me for it. #fuck me. #if i feel a bit standoffish today... i apologize. ] #ooc ; out of character