#fuck notch all my homies hate notch

[psychicpinenut]

fuck you Jordan from th UK!!!

#fuck jordan all my homies hate jordan #take it down three notches jordan #pine rambles #customer service shenanigans

[thethirdmaulertwin]

why Cecil and Donald are either besties or gay (an essay)

Fyi I'm only talking about the TV show. They can be platonic homies in the comics - though I am using evidence from both.

⚠️ Spoilers for Invincible, both the show and comics ⚠️

In the Invincible comics, Donald is shown almost entirely as a field agent, doing combat and all that fun stuff. (Note that he knows about his being an android when the series starts). But in the show, he's done primarily intelligence work, only fighting when his life is on the line (spoiler: he dies.)

It's the same in Brit (three oneshots by kirkman and moore, set in the same universe as invincible. Also, a series but I'm not taking abt that rn). Donald is never in active combat unless it's absolutely necessary, or when he thinks Brit can't handle himself. (Spoiler: he can, and Donald gets fucking exploded. Again.)

Only after he learns he's an android in Brit does he start to do field work. And it's really anticlimactic, too, but that's not the point.

In the Invincible comics, it's shown that Cecil was like a top notch field agent before he got super old, and he died from poison gas. He was rebuilt in a similar way to Donald, with the difference being that the director of the GDA at the time was someone else that I'm too lazy to find right now, that Don wasn't a field agent and Cecil was, and that Cecil was told what had happened while Donald was definitely not.

They did a similar thing with Rex, replacing his arm after his old one got torn off, but they never show anything about intelligence operatives being rebuild in the same way.

We can assume from common sense that rebuilding a person takes billions of dollars, and giving them the crazy amount of bionic enhancements that Donald has in Invincible and Brit is probably even more. (His hand can turn into a flip phone, his neck has rockets and/or spider legs, and he shoots webs out his mouth like what the hell Cecil.)

All this to say that Don seems to be a special case. He's not a field agent like the others, and seems to be close with Cecil, as shown by these panels (which also happen to show that Cecil is really bad with spending taxpayer's money, cough cough.)

Okay so it's just one guy offering to drive another home. Shut up.

Anyways, my biggest point has been that Cecil didn't tell Donald about the whole "dying" thing - he had to figure it out himself. Cecil is the type of guy to keep secrets from people to protect them. My evidence: the entire franchise.

Anyways, Cecil was told that he was an android. Why wouldn't he tell Don?

After Cecil realized that the Old GDA Director™ had hired those who'd originally killed him, he was pissed off and shot them both. He then adopted the same practice and hired assholes like Sinclair, despite their objectively terrible actions. So it would make sense that Donald would do something similar if he found out... Except for the fact that in the show, he was killed by Omni-Man, and right now, Cecil is totally convinced he's a bad guy. So that's not the reason.

The only other thing i can think of is that he understands how much of a mindfuck it is and he didn't want Donald going through the same thing. (Spoiler: he does).

Essentially Cecil used billions of tax dollars to bring back a technically replaceable (I hated typing that) agent, and then didn't tell him about it.

Meaning he did it because he missed his bestie.

So. Yeah.

#Invincible #invincible show #invincible spoilers #invincible season 2 #Cecil Stedman #donald ferguson #invincible comic #comic books #comic spoilers #Image comics #robert kirkman #Theory #fan theory #gay people #500+ words #i love them #610 words #3333 letters woah #not canon

[autisticempathydaemon]

Hello hello! I would love a matchup!

What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why? - Playing with Bad Luck by Set it Off ... Its a kinda day/ its a kinda week/ Its a kinda year/ When you cut and paste/ When you're on your knees/ When you're out of tears (damn)/ examine every scar. i'm auditing my karma/ something just ain't adding up/ it's close, but no cigar/ i'm dancing in the dark cause/ every light keeps shutting off/ i'm playing with bad luck

What is your Enneagram type? - I'm an 8w7! also an ISFJ personality type

Tell me about your childhood imaginary friend.- I created a lot of stories and characters as a kid, most of them were knights or huge creatures

What is your go-to way to fall asleep? - I usually have a cup of tea and sit with my dog. On nights where I can't get my brain to shut up I'll play audiobooks/redacted sleep aid lol

What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why? - Okay but something about the comfort/ reverse comfort audios hit a place in my heart I didn't think was in me. Like, I get why I like the healing audio cause the listener is getting doted on, and that's cute. (No matter how many times I listen to Gavin's comfort audios I will sob every time) But when I listen to a reverse comfort, it makes me love a character even more. Like the fact that they trust their listener (i.e., David breaking down, Gavin giving bits and pieces of his past to freelancer/ breaking down in the inversion, Milo injured, etc), makes my heart swell.

What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.) - Okay, the character is made for the audience to not really like them, but Marcus (Project Meridian) sets a wave of anger in me I could never begin to explain like the manipulation tactics and gaslighting make me want to murder someone, BUT SOMEHOW IM LIKE "Oh I like Vega" which don't get me wrong also hate Vega at times but the way he acts with warden makes me love him

Tell me about that one book/movie/TV show you know all the words to. - does Redacted count "just gotta say ding dong the witch is dead fucking goes off and you better promise to play that at my funeral ALSO unrelated macho man unironically fucking goes off AND YOU KNOW WHAT actually IT IS related because you absolutely need to promise to play that at my funeral too back to back Macho man immediately followed by ding dong the witch is dead what do you say?" .... don't ask BUT IF NOT I also know pirates of the caribbean, the Grinch (live action), Mitchells vs the machines, Monty Python and the holy grail, too name a few

Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend? - OH MY GOD CAN VINCENT BE MY BESTIE (obvi also love ash and guy but let me explain) Okay vincent is one of those guys who's sarcasm is top notch like homie could roast anyone without a second to waste. Also I feel like I could literally sit in silence with Vincent and it not feel awkward yknow

Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.) okay, I will ramble about history like there is no tomorrow. for example, did you know that Constantine the Great considered himself such a great Christian that he called himself the "13th Apostle" on his tomb (which very few people have been able to see because you have to be closely enough related to him to enter) he didn't write his name on his coffin instead it says 13th apostle also he put the remains of the other apostles in his tomb because "he deserved it" ......anywayssss

Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo. - flaming hot Cheetos and a sprite reset my life in a way that makes me want to achieve my dreams

Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment. - The Balance, its so beautifully made, starting with a close experience to death, to cult antics, to AN UNEXPECTED CROSSOVER. its just made sooooooooooooo well

What’s your guilty pleasure in media, and why? - Okay cringy middle school emo/ animatic music from my past is engrained into my brain

And whatever else you think tells me about who you are! - i'm 5'2 and the youngest of a big family. I'm an artist and currently working on an illustration degree. I love love love voice acting. Thats about it! THANKS

You gave me so much to work with here, and yet it was a challenge. Like, I could have gone in so many directions. I think you could work so well with so many of the boys, but ultimately, it had to be Asher.

Your submission gives me the vibe of someone who’s loyal, unique, and confident, who knows what they’re about and always has something interesting to say even if you’re not particularly extroverted. I like the idea of pairing Asher with you because he would perfectly uplift you, pulling you out of your shell and giving you the stage to shine while also knowing when to take the reins and support you, in your education, social situations, whenever.

Your life would be so genuinely fun together- not just because Asher’s so fun as a dude but because y’all have so much in common. You two would have the same taste in music (that FOB fan boy) and pop culture. You’d be the tea drinker to his Monster Energy vibes, the perfect balance in the house to feed his bubbly nature but also ground him. Also, Asher should totally have a dog he can play with, so it’s even more perfect.

Song:

If you don't swim, you'll drown/ But don't move, honey/ You look so perfect standing there/ In my American Apparel underwear/ And I know now, that I'm so down/ Your lipstick stain is a work of arts I got your name tattooed in an arrow heart/ And I know now, that I'm so down

5SOS seems like just the sort of group y’all and Asher would like now, the group that was pop-punk adjacent and has evolved with its audience. This track in particular is a classic, and I can see Asher totally jamming out to this in the car, air-guitaring at red lights, and demanding applause from you when he’s done (which you’d give because he’s just that cute).

Runner-Ups:

Like I said, there were so many boys that could have been matched with you, so there were also too many options for runner-ups! I settled on Anton because he’d be so cute with a tea-drinking dog lover. He deserves a puppy and a partner who makes them a pot to share. I also like you with Guy because an artist and writer couple is just too cute to pass up.

note: thank you for waiting 🖤

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

#redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted audio #redacted #busybee matches

[vilelittlecritter]

Fuck man I was gunna make art today but all I did was get dizzy, sleep and play hollow knight for like 7 hours...

I mean I bet traitor lord that was cool.

Also I'm pissed the void soul does like, nothing.

Bitch could have warned me "also you'll lose the one interesting thing about this"

Then again it took so many notches it would basically be unusable for me so I'm not so mad.

ALSO. WHITE PALACE. SUCKS. ASS.

Fuck white palace, all my homies hate white palace.

Would have also been alot easier if I remembered I had hiveblood...

#hollow knight #random rambles #hollow knight spoilers

[azulzstupidity]

#Alex being dumb #fuck notch #all my homies hate notch

[fureliselost]

vld rewatch s7e7-13

- yessssssssss

- dammmm, that was so sad, like, they finally got everything they wanted -- pidge had gotten her family back and could finally see her mom, lance and hunk would finally see their families again, only for it to be taken away by the truth that the thing they were fighting the most to protect is not only at risk but couldbe gone already

- that fucking admiral sanda i hate that woman

- YES SAM AND COLLEN MEET AGAIN

- Tbh, Voltron had some pretty good hugs. I've noted a few times that sometimes the animation in vld is a bit stiff and not fluid enough, but their hugs are always very good and solid but soft at the same time and I like that

- go colleen! QUEEN

- "how do you know [the galra] are hostile?" sam's fucking face like "ummmm, after the incarceration and torture, i think i'd know"

- they wrote "takeshi shirogane" because iverson mispronounced i'm--

- THE MFEssssssssssss

- yes way, jamessssss

- dam, the matt broadcast is absolutelly heartbreaking

- go coleeeeeeeeeeeeen holt, i love you, savage queen

- THE BROADCASTTTTTTTTTTT

- OH NO OH NO OH NO

EP 8

- DAM DAM DAM

- SENDAK U BITCH

- the backgrounds are so beautifulllllll

- ADAM

- OH SHIT IS THIS WHEN HE DIES

- curtis?

- veronicaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

- I LOVE VERONICA AND RISNAVI AND ANYONE BUT ASSHOLE GRIFFIN

- VERONICAAAAAAAAAA DON'T DIE I LOVE U BITCH

- VERONICA

- DAYUM, GUYS, Y'ALL IN FOR A SURPRISE

EP 9

- NO NO NO

- curtis that u?

- they left klatenecker and the mice lol

- plaht city? where is that? they say it's about half an hour from the GG

- kl shots?

-YES REUNION ULTIMATE REUIONNNNNNN

- CORAN GETTING OVERPROTECTIVE OF SHIRO YESSSS BE THE UNCLE U WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE

- we get it griffin, ur hair is loreal paris

- aDAM

- i HATE griffin

- "maybe you should leave the matters to earth to the people who live here" admiral sanda, may i punch u in the throat?

- HUNK HAS 2 MOMS HOW DID I FORGET THIS?!

- Wait, who was the other woman then?

ep 10

- yay shiro getting an arm

- i really wanna know why they seated lance on the oposite side of the table that the rest of the paladins were in, only in front of keith

(- lance and veronica bickering is chef's kiss

- did pidge and keith do the same thing that keith and lance bcuz i love it

- "looks like the princess likes you back" dude, no, these interactions are so bland

- noooo lance can't summon red nooooooooo

- FUCKING SANDA

- DAYUM

- ep 11

- kl shots ayyy (plz, there was zero need to put lance and keit in the same shot)

(NO NEED FOR KEITH CALL OUT FOR LANCE FIRST)(

- FUCKING SANDA

- LEIFSDOTTIR MY BELOVED

- they fucking warned u, u moron

- "it will take a feat of engineering to--" or some bs magic

- shiro's "oh shit" moment when they tell him he's the captian of the atlas

- sanda tf

- oh, it was a decoy, at least she learned her fucking lesson at last

- she can die, i don't mind

- well, at least she's real, she really wasn't able to save earth

ep 12

- kill sendak plz

- kl

- lance must be getting some flashbacks in this whole shield debacle, cuz, yk, that's how he died

- go shiro

- "i'm about to use your brain as a computer" "huh, wouldn't be the first time"

- GO LANCE

- SENDAK U ANNOYUNG BITXH DIE ALREADY

- the animation of shiro here is top notch

- fucking cockroach

- kill this homie, keith

- that's a big oh no

ep 13

- wtf i sthis

- shiro getting up to fight again "i'm a bad bitch, u can't kill me"

- DOUBLE SWORDS YAY

- This became attack on titan or what

- sooooo basically shiro became allura?

- wtf i didn't remember this bullshit

- atlas is just a big boy

- so much magic bullshit

- go lanceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- remember kids: murder is always an option

- dayum

- oh wow, all the lions fall in strategic locations

- wow, this death baiting

- MATT

- veronica and slav getting along? i love

- SHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

- GUYS I'M EMOTIONAL

- dam i wanna be matt

- evangelion go brrrrrr

- ok, that's it for s7

#vld rewatch #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #eli rants

[mindninjax]

Doin It

Bakugo x black!reader

Warnings: College house party, drinking, heavy petting, dry humping, Bakugo rapping LL Cool J Lyrics, unbetaed because fuck rulez all my homies hate rules. 

A/N: For the lovely @mistressoflight who gave me the song and the idea. You’re a gem babe. I hope you like this.  

You don’t exactly know how your friend talked you into coming to this house party in this sadity part of town where you’re sure they probably would’ve called the cops about a noise complaint if the owners hadn’t owned all the property in this housing complex. Are you going to complain? No. Because the booze is top notch, bougie party booze that gets you tipsy in three sips and drunk in seven and honestly work was shitty today so you could use the release. 

You’re also not going to complain about the fine ass man that lounges across the room with a permanent scowl on his face save for when his eyes roll over your thighs and hips. When his crimson stare flows up to your eyes, lingering for only a second on the exposed cleavage you’ve so graciously given the world a peek of, it burns into you. 

His scowl turns into a smirk and you know he’s willing you to come to him, his eyes never leaving your chocolate irises. You refuse to look away, put the very bougie cup of liquor to your lips and take your second sip. Your eyes play the same game, beckoning him, daring him to come over to your little corner of the room and say something. You blink slow and seductive as you watch him move from leaning on the wall he’s been holding up all night. 

Another sip from your glass, and as expected your mind starts to cloud. Your level of tipsy reached, the confidence kicks in and you lift an eyebrow and bite your full bottom lip never breaking the intense sexual tension the two of you have created between each other. 

He saunters over to you, matching his lumbering pace to the bass of the music pumping through the speakers. He oozes confidence, it’s built into his very broad shoulders, drips down his athletic build. His large hands swing back and forth as he walks and aggressively pushes through the crowd of people to get to you. 

You smile again and lick your lips, you’ve always been a fan of a man who knows what he wants and goes for it. When he reaches your corner, he towers over you and you have to tilt your head to continue looking into his eyes. He slips a hand around your waist as if he’s known you forever and he’s claiming you as his. And you let him because you are now taking your fourth sip and are moving past the “let’s get loose” tipsy stage. 

He smells good, a mixture of a sweet burning wood and pine that reminds you of sitting near a campfire. He leans down to speak into your ear over the loud booming music and you can smell the alcohol on his breath. He asks you your name and you tell him in a sultry voice.  He repeats it and you like the way each syllable rolls off his tongue. He makes it sound delectable, like it’s a treat he should savor. 

You ask him his and he grunts, “Bakugo.” 

You’re hyper aware of the song switching over the speakers. It’s familiar, sets the mood for the already naughty thoughts plaguing your mind after feeling Bakugo’s fingers dig into your hips. He grabs your ass and pulls you closer to his body as the music plays. Your eyes widen when he bends down to brush his lips against yours and places a hand on the wall. 

He softly raps the lyrics in a deep husky voice against your lips and it makes you giggle. He’s blocking you from view of the rest of the party goers so you’re able to slip a hand down his chest. It takes your drunken mind a little to realize he means what he’s rapping and when you join in and rap Leshaun’s verse, he watches your lips pronounce every word with a greedy gaze.

You stop your hand right above the button of his jeans and he looks into your eyes, raising an eyebrow. You want it? You answer by rubbing your hand over the growing bulge in his jeans and whispering the next few lyrics in his ear: I’ma call you Big Daddy and scream your name. Matter of fact, I can’t wait for your candy rain.

He sucks in a breath when he feels your hand and growls deep in his chest when you purr the lyrics into his ear. His hand plunges between your thighs, swiping over your clothed slit and he can already feel how damp your leggings are. He kisses you, hard and deep and the lingering taste of the different alcohol the two of you consume leaves a pleasant taste in your mouth. You crave more of it as you welcome his tongue to flick at yours.  

He pushes his groin against your leg, and his lithe fingers find your clit even through the fabric of your leggings. He applies pressure and you moan into his mouth and bite his bottom lip. When he pulls back from you, a string of spit disconnects and you can see his lip starting to bruise from where you bit it. He presses the bulge in his jeans against your leg again enjoying   the sweet friction and pleasure it brings. You grab his impressive length through his jeans and stroke it, feeling the ridge of the tip of his cock and playing with it. He grunts and curses to himself “Fuck”, before he rubs hard circles on your clothed clit. 

“Keep rapping,” he says through labored breaths as you continue your titillating ministrations. You oblige, rapping the lyrics through tiny gasps and moans that you try to keep quiet. Both of your movements pick up speed and you get impatient, unbuttoning his pants and freeing his engorged cock still wrapped in the underwear he’s wearing. He grabs one of your legs and wraps it around his waist lining up with your now soaked leggings and rubs against you. When you feel his hard cock press against you and he feels your heat,  you cry out and the music luckily drowns it. 

Bakugo humps your clit while continuing to rap the lyrics incoherently in your ear. As the song comes to an end, you both are heavily invested in each other. By the time the last lyric is uttered and the music fades out, you’re both panting and looking into each other’s lust filled eyes wanting more. 

“Wanna get out of here?” He says, voice full of hope and breathes a sigh of relief at your answer. 

“Hell yeah.”

--

#Bakugo x reader #bakugo x black reader #bakugo x black!reader #marquie writes #they don''t actually boink in this #but they get close!

[limetimo]

RAB fics this week (21-27 Feb)

In A Years Time by tired_softy the Potters aren't dead saved by not dead Regulus; it's been a year since the Godric's Hollow was attacked and it's time to get the family back together.

when you were mine by battlehamster highschool secret sweethearts. broken hearts. house arrests. single dad james. regulus gardening. baby Harry. What's not to love

Magic Is a Fickle Thing by Seraphina9305 MArauders era Hogwarts reads the HP books, I enjoy Bellatrix :D

Of Murder & Family Bonding by Kiyamei Sometimes you need an alibi to cover up a murder. Who else to lean on than on your family? Casual murderers Black my beloveds :D

Drugs and surgical scrubs by anauro I'm screaming top notch disfuncional family dynamics, slowburn Jegulus, impeccable writing

Fuck Moldywarts by Kiyamei Regulus and his cousins ♥ bamf Narcissa ♥♥♥

Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You by MoonyInMars bar owner Regulus, James with a crush, Wolfstar navigating their relationship, Remus plays drums!

rewrite my heart (let the future in) by secretpersona *insistent pointing* read it. beanpole Regulus rights. PANDORA. The inner workings of the Order. Fabian and his effing limes.

holy execution by summersnowz BIG OOH. Walburga finds out Sirius likes Remus. Walburga attacks Sirius. Regulus tries to defend Sirius. Walburga attacks Regulus. Sirius kills Walburga. Narcissa helps them forge evidence and grandfather Arcturus comes out of retirement. Very interesting! Most of the OoO action happens in the beginning and the rest of it is the fallout (so far), Sirius-centric, but worth the read.

I Didn't Catch Your Name by Kach_wow aaaaakjfkjfakjf a fateful one night stand, a lost number, almost-meeting each other so many times. Exciting! ♥♥♥

The Horcrux Hunt by Keysie I can't belive there are only 3 chapters left to this masterpiece WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE???

Imposition by HPNS Harry had an oopsie with the Dementors and how he's in 1995, Slytherin, no clue what's going on whatsoever, but he's making friends so that's fine? Regulus is a one suspicious cookie and needs to relax lol

As The World Caves In by reylo_is_canon oohhhhh this is funtastic oka, the premise is sorta the run-of-the-mill time travelling Hermione BUT she's doing it with Theo Nott! Regulus keeps accidentally cock-blocking them xD

BLAME by YouBlitheringIdiot for potting_lilies FUCK DUMBLEDORE! ALL MY HOMIES HATE DUMBLEDORE! AND SNAPE! James takes fall for the Prank, is kicked out of Hogwarts and joins DEs as Dumbledore's spy. Plot begins when he's captured by the Order ♥

(don't) turn over the page by the_crownless_queen Regulus relives the day he dies, groundhog-day style. Haunting, beautifl.

Five Times James Didn't Understand Siblings (and One Time He Could) - James + Black Brothers by jungkook_blossom pretty much what it says on the tin, Regulus goes to Potters with Sirius and James is confused at siblings dynamics.

Thank God for Power Outages by laceandsteelgirl CUTE! Ft. wingman Sirius xD

The Other Black by laceandsteelgirl wrong number, librarian James, detective Regulus, murder mystery, romance, ready, set, go ♥

a case of mistaken identity by Kach_wow Okay so Regulus is a squib but he's friends with Pandora and when he's in muggle London to hunt down a birthday present for her, this rando wizard mistakes him for his friend and they spend the day sight-seeing! There's so much more to it, it would just take an essay of excited yelling for me to explain properly-

Ask away by purplefrogz Remus and Sirius fuck off to their honeymoon and James entertains himself by texting to the stranger who inherited Sirius' old phone number. You guessed it, the stranger is Regulus! V cute

I hate James Potter a little less by mithomas Regulus moves in on his brother's couch and gets to know his brother's roommate a little better :D

We're older now, the light is dim by Winter_Oswin nobody fuck with Lily Evans Potter, and nobody fuck with her child. She will literally come after you from beyond the grave, with her husband and her husband's best friend's estranged little brother.

water of the grave (is water of the heart) by bugsofson James and Regulus are at each other's throats... you know, homoerotically ;D

Heroes (just for one day) by Sympathy4theDevil *screaming*

With the flap of a wing by orphan_account Regulus becomes the spy for the Order, only one chapter up, we love Cissa!

For Shits and Giggles by silverfield Regulus' allergies will only kill him if he doesn't kill himself first :D Okay that's a bad summary but there's an alarming lack of self-preservace (welp I forgot the word) in this

Across Enemy Lines by Jegulus4life Regulus joins Order, spies for Order, and later James Potter is made his Order *takes a deep breath, gives up on spelling the word I wanted to use* meeting person, slowburn

From Spare to Heir by jubjubird I can't believe "spare" and "heir" RHYME. The English language is a crime.

Ouroboros by futomomo Regulus, time travel to the past, you know the drill :D

Kissing Under The Tree by tinyscales Cute Jegulus!

a burning hill. by phobos_irl Regulus has hanahaki and the object of his affections (James) is getting married to his brother. Guess I'll just die, said Regulus and went to make some music :D

The Only Faith We Have (is faith in us) by orphan_account aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lord's Redemption (Friday 30, October 1981) by LimeOfMagicLimo I'm indeed the target audience of my own writing. BAMF Regulus is deep bone tired and can't wait to be tossed in the Azkaban so that he can take a nap

#regulus black #fic rec

[bestiesenpai]

drunk headcanons pt2

Can I get that 'tron, can I get that remy, can I get that coke, can I get that Henny? Bottoms up, bottoms up! These are headcanons for Itadori, Fushiguro, Yuta, Inumaki and Aoi Todo, and of course they’re all aged up 18+ because even though I did it you shouldn’t drink underage!

Inumaki

Hates the taste of liquor with a vengeance, his drink has to be mixed really really well because he doesn’t want to taste it at all lol

Shots with Inumaki are immediately followed with a chaser, most of the time pineapple juice and he always pulls a face at the taste

A few notches above a lightweight, I’d say four decently strong drinks and he’s hammered

Drunk Inumaki just wants to have fun with the girls and gays, take him to a gay club he will dance his fucking ass off to some Lady Gaga

He’s also pretty good at acting like he’s sober if he needs to, but don’t expect it to last long lol

I think his favorite drink would be an AMF with lots of ice and lemon

Fushiguro(I have already done little mini headcanons so excuse some repeats lol)

He drinks only dark liquor, light liquor has to be mixed for him to drink it and even then he won’t immediately fall for it. But he will not!!! Drink beer.

Is good about sticking to one drink for the whole night, if he’s having rum that’s his choice for the night

Gets sleepy when he drinks, if he’s properly smashed he’ll be lightly dozing off in the corner, if he’s at a house party you’ll definitely find him passed out in the bathtub

Is also brutally honest when he drinks, if he doesn’t like someone or something he’s not afraid to say it with no tact

Rambles on and on about some topic he has no idea about but the words just keep coming out like vomit

Speaking of vomit his stomach is strong so don’t expect to see him hunched over the toilet after a night out, he will lay in complete darkness and silence though

Yuta

He also hates the taste of liquor but is fond of light beer, can drink a case of light beer by himself if you let him

Yuta has two moods with liquor: oh no I’m sober tonight, you have fun! vs I’m going to drink so much I not only blackout but I will transcend to another plane of existence entirely, one where I am an alcohol wielding god that is worshipped and feared by the mortals beneath my feet. Choose your fighter!

If he’s at a house party or a rowdy function he can and will crush beer cans with his forehead and ride a shopping cart down a steep hill into a busy intersection with traffic

If it’s just a few friends together or if the two of you are drinking at home, he’ll follow you around like a puppy with a drunken dopey smile, he won’t speak to you but he wants to be close ‘just in case you need anything’

Surprisingly doesn’t get massive headaches or anything after drinking, his stomach is upset but as long as he takes a few hours after he wakes up to settle in then he’s relatively fine - but he won’t pass up on some hangover soup!

He insists on kissing the homies goodnight after a night out lol everyone gets a smooch from Yuta before leaving

Todo

The perfect himbo loves beer of all kind, but prefers when its in a glass bottle or one of them big ass beer mugs as opposed to a can

Knows quite a lot about different liquor, he’s totally the kind to try and make his own too!

Is not shy to order a super fruity cocktail or a margarita special at a bar and ya know what you can drink whatever you want when no one can kick your ass lol

Is it possible for his monkey brain to revert even further back? He’s a lizard brain when he drinks all he knows is drinking fun do more drinking

His party trick is being able to balance an obscene amount of martini glasses on his forehead

Verrryyyy cuddly after a night of drinking! Will literally start sobbing if you leave the bed after he’s come home from drinking even if you tell him you just have to pee!

Itadori

He is the KING of pregaming before the club, he always has the best playlists, mixes the drinks well and gets everyone hype asf for the club!

Mixes his liquor and has no problem with it, as long as it’s got a high enough percentage he’s drinking it

Has a decent alcohol tolerance, might have a slight intolerance though so at the end of the night his nose is stuffed and he’s out of breath just from walking to his front door from the uber

He and Todo are a dangerous combination when drunk, you never know what they’ll do next! Itadori might have to be on a leash when he drinks lol

Is also cuddly asf but his intentions aren’t pure, if he’s cuddling you on his lap he’s definitely trying to grind you on his cock even if he’s got fucking whisky dick. And even if he’s blackout stumbling drunk he’ll try to initiate sex as he passes out on the bed

Drunk texts! It’s mostly long keyboard smashes or voice notes of him grumbling and babbling like an idiot like he thinks he’s actually saying something that makes sense

#jujutsu kaisen #aoi todo #okkotsu yuuta #itadori yuji #inumaki toge #fushiguro megumi #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen fanfic

[thesvenqueen]

TO THE END

S&B Episode 8 (I get a bit rabmle-y at the end there but, it's a good end review I swear!!)

- l've loved the switch in title cards every episode, really great detail and so fun to see what they come up with - bowler hat gang UNITE - HOW DARE YOU FORGET MILO WTF - oop Zoya piecing the puzzle together, yes girl - AHHHH MATTHIAS AND NINA YEEEES. - >.> there's only ONE BED <.< - NO DON'T LEAVE - :( god damn it, y'all killing me here - can you at least share the bed before you go?? - YES TO KERCH, LETS GO - "I will keep you warm" ASKLFGKLASDGBASDFNKB - WE NEARLY HAD A KISS WHY YOU AHHHHHHHHDLKASGALSKDHGVLSDKVBLKS - omg they let them get waffles I COULD CRY - oh they were so happy god DAMN IT - Fedyor WHY WHY WHY WHYYYY THEY WERE HAPPY GDI - they dooo though they dooooooo - UGHHHH we got 3 mins of happiness ffs I hate it hereeee - "remember who's driving" bitch I know you did NOT - bro Inej realizing someone is below deck with them YES YES YES - "I'll ask again, who are you?" god Jesper intimidating is HOT AF HELLO??? - boy Kaz has no buisness looking that good too jesus - mhmmmm, you be right Alina. - yeaaaaaaaah this is bad, this is really bad - ohhhhhhhhh my GOD - bruh, the SCREAMS wtf - ffs Mal can you please listen for once - INEJ COME ON YOU TOO???? UGHHHH - ok book quote I see you, nicely done - "us" it's just you tf you mean - again, Mal, I know you said you're not smart but bruh what kind of plan was that - JESPER NOOO YOU DON'T GET IT YO - YEAHHH BEAT HIS ASS INEJ - HE CALLED HER WRAITH OHHHHH - Ivan jfc - NOOOOOO INEJ - ZOYA HELL YES LETS GO - JESPER, BOY, THAT WAS DOPE BUT THE CUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD - KAZ COMING IN CLUTCH THANK FUCK - she kissed the knife before she threw it I am just...I am dying hello HELP?!? - INEJ GOT THE DARKLING BITCH I SEE YOU QUEEN - Kaz is literally laying on top of Jesper even with his phobia I can not right now - girl don't you waste all your knives!!! - KAZ. WITH THE CANE. PROTECTING HIS INVESTMENTS. FUCK YES. lmao - owowowwowowowow my hand owowowow - YAS QUEEN LETS GO - save???? YOU engulfed the whole fucking city into darkness because they pissed you off shut the actual fuck up - Mal. Sweetie. what are you doing?? you literally brought a butter knife to a cut fight - I V A N. BITCH. NO. - JESPER BABY LETS GOOOOO - god with every spin of his gun I fall more in love jfc - byeeeee Ivan!! - whyyyy you no aim for the head Mal?!?!? - lmao Kaz ready with his fucking cane to wack some mf monsters I'm here for it - thank you for showing Kaz hella struggling with his cane and walking, I appreciate this so much - Awwww Inej, sweet baby - SHE GAVE HER A DAGGER BLESS - aw :( Kaz realizing Inej really might leave, oh sweet boy - LISTEN, Kaz can't break a deal homie. there is a lot at risk here that he can't lose - ......that might fix the problem. - For Inej, he did it for Inej and that's it and Inej was over in the back fighting to not fucking hug him I can not - Kaz be right, from experience Zoya please. - lmao "I still don't like you" ZOYA girl come on - this entire Kaz & Inej conversation I have no words I'm crying - "I need you" the face & noise I just made were not human ahhhhh - I mean, we know you stay, BUT PLEASE INEJ STAY - MATTHIAS - YOU WAIT MATTHIAS CHILL WTF - IT WASN'T THOUGH - come ON Matthias how do you not believe her??? - that literally broke my heart oh my god - he ALWAYS has a plan - ayeeee I got one for you - oh you shit, I see you - yeahhhh bout that, he ain't dead - welp, that's definitely not good.. - "follow" nah I only follow Kaz Brekker thanks

Netlfix, seriously, just go ahead and announce season 2 because we ALL want it. I NEED it so badly just, do it do it do it.

In all seriousness, as for as YA book adaptation, this is top notch if not the best adaptation I've seen. The cast was A+, nailing the characters so beautifully and bringing life to some that I really didn't fully appreciate in the books. Specifically Archie with Mal, credits to him and the writers (and Leigh) for really working to make him a stronger, fully developed character. It was so well done and I am really rooting for them more so than I was in the books.

Crow wise. Brilliant. Absolutely fucking brilliant. Kit, Freddy, Amita, Danielle, Calahan; literally the most perfect casting. Period. I was so incredibly nervous when the show was announced how casting would go for the crows. They're my favorites, ones that I really treasured and when I tell you just the cast photo I had a feeling this was going to go well. Well was an understatement. I was absolutely blown away by how well they nailed the Crows. The humor, the small gestures, the teasing and comments; absolutely perfect. I have only one complaint, the same as Kit: GIVE ME WYLAN!!!

Also,Jessie as Alina, round of applause as well. I didn't mind her character in the book, but in the show I felt more connected and really was cheering for her and I have to give that to Jessie. Like Archie, she did a great job bringing the character to life and making her enjoyable, more fully developed tbh. I don't even need to go into Ben because I despise the Darkling as much as I did in the books so I'd say he was fucking brilliant.

The fact their budget was limited, they somehow was able to create a world so beautiful so incredibly well done and oddly inviting. The costumes, the sets, even the Fold looked nearly inviting. It all seemed so well done, so well put together and as I imagined it for the most part. The display of Grisha power was not corny but subtle and well created, not overdone like some like to do. It was believable and so cool to see displayed on tv.

Honest to god this is, to me at least, by far the best YA book adaptation in a long, LONG time. This coming from a HP, Twilight, Series of Unfortunate Events fan. I've seen YA books fail so badly (Euragon, ugh the heartbreak of that disaster) or just, be so flat it hurts...looking at you Twilight. Some having a cast that just, despises the entire book and movie all together, others so well connected and done so brilliantly only for the story to be torn to bits in some parts that you're left wondering if you read the same book at times (HP, never forgive you for that final battle scene, wtf was even that??). But for real, this had the perfect cast, perfect sets & editing, amazing music, fantastic writing to piece it all together and overall was just...absolutely amazing. Definitely going to be something I rewatch over and over and over again till the next season.

Thank you for not fucking it up <3

#six of crows #shadow and bone spoilers #jessica watches shadow adn bone

[uncertaininnit]

Pewdiepie is swedish and so is notch so yeah fuck swedes all my homies hate the swedes

all of these are very convincing arguements. fuck em

[bobbystompy]

Charles Matthews And Everything After

APRIL 2018

Man, I fuckin’ hated the 2004-05 Illinois basketball team.

I was wrong, but you couldn’t tell me that then. Those dudes played selfless, beautiful basketball. They could kill you in many ways, and they spent the bulk of my college freshman year killing me in all the ways. Maybe it wasn’t even the players... maybe it was just the fans. Shit, we were all 18, 19. That’s, like, when college pride is off the charts and half of what you wear is gear.

When that team lost at the very end, it was like a cleansing rain.

Me, before their title game (4/3/05): “There have been a handful of games in my lifetime where I have wanted a team to win more than ANYTHING. This is an opposite situation...only more. I have never wanted a team to lose this bad in my entire life. I want them to lose more than EVERYTHING.”

Me, after (4/4/05): “Ahhhhh. What a time to be alive.”

Hate is such a false god.

Because what I really believe in is karma, and, eight years later, when my beloved Michigan Wolverines punched their card for the finals... I knew I had to get right with my buddy Dom.

Dominic Bruno is one of thee greatest sports fans I will ever know. He roots for both the Cubs and White Sox with no questions asked. I think he thinks it’s odd when people ask him questions. Of his many loves between pro and college athletics, the Illini are his A1, ride or die squad. That 2004-05 (done with the hyphen, if they come up again, it’s gonna be ‘04) was a generational fucking team. Younguns might not understand this now, but for a little bit, Chris Paul vs. Deron Williams was a legit NBA debate. D-Will’s hair also used to look slightly less weird. But still weird.

Ah, man -- there I go again. I can’t help myself.

Anyway. After U of I lost to UNC in their title game, I put up an away message punning the entire Illinois starting lineup with uncreative names (I’m too embarrassed to quote the whole thing, but let’s just say “Pee Brown” was used for Dee Brown). Dom, who I assume was in his feelings a little bit... did not react well.

“I’m going to come riot in your room.”

I know, I know, you might be thinking that’s not that bad. But Dom is a laid back dude; he lives with love. So to push him to that point with flippant trolling of his golden ticket team? Not my finest hour.

And sure, yes: we were kids, it wasn’t that bad -- but I told you I believe in karma. So when Michigan made it in 2013, I called him. He was unassuming, told me it was cool. I read him what I wrote and what he said in response, and it didn’t shake him. Homie told me he was rooting for Michigan in that doomed game. That’s the kind of class (or weird conference loyalty) he has.

After that, I watched The Timeout. It had been at least a decade since I’d seen the clip.

Sometimes, rappers do this thing where they pull back and talk decades.

Shawn Corey Carter:

N****s wanna bring the 80's back That's okay with me, that's where they made me at

Macklemore:

I grew up during Reaganomics When Ice T was out there on his killing cops shit Or Rodney King was getting beat on And they let off every single officer And Los Angeles went and lost it

I grew up with the ghosts of the Fab Five. The coolest, most star-crossed basketball team to ever do it (or not do it, depending how seriously you take NCAA sanctions). Though their finals loss to UNC -- I mean, like of course -- was a little off-the-radar for my early elementary school self, my sports fandom carried that loss like the baggage it was for everyone who actually earned the scar. For years and years, if you told someone you were a Michigan basketball fan, you got a smug ass “Timeout!!!” from people.

The One Shining Podcast guys use the call as their intro, and it still fucking stings.

But I watched the clip, took it in, and tried to push forward before Michigan took the court against a favored Louisville team.

Then the game started. And then there was Spike.

And then there was Trey and the confetti.

Louisville, of course, would be forced to vacate that title this very year. The parallels have no end.

The Fab Five was there for that L, of course. The four non-Chris Webber guys together in the stands while Chris was up in a box. My fear is he’ll go to the grave with that timeout.

This time around, 2018 has given us a team unlike the ones of the past. I don’t go into this game with (as many) Fab Five haunts as before. Shit, Jalen Rose can’t even make the game (he’s working in New York), so the will-they-won’t-they drama is all but squashed immediately. And though I can’t speak at all on player motivation, you’d have to think redeeming the 2013 loss has to be somewhere in the headspace of at least a few of these players. It’s the same coach, a similar situation (4-seed five years ago, 3-seed now facing a monster 1-seed), and a hungry ass team featuring a pitbull point guard, a Many Faced German center, a sharp shooting sixth man, and a dude whose first name is literally Muhammad-Ali.

And we haven’t even gotten to Charles Matthews.

Charles Matthews is one of those first-and-last name guys. Charles feels too formal. Matthews, too sterile. A year ago, I didn’t know he existed. Now he’s filling GRIII’s shoes like the love interest of a creepy widower who insists she wear the late wife’s clothes. They even both rock the 1.

squint and it’s the same squint and it’s the same

* * *

MARCH 2019

OK, so I got too emotional previewing the Michigan-Villanova title game and actually stopped at that part. It was for the best. The Wolverines got wrecked when a white dude went off -- parallels, parallels, parallels -- and the rest is (Nova) history.

Last night, I watched Charles Matthews play what is 99.99999999999999% going to be his last game for Michigan. God damn, he was just the fucking best. If I had to construct the ideal M player to root for from scratch:

- Cool height, but not too tall, but for sure long... like a Michael Jordan-type 6′6′’ (CHECK)

- Impeccable hairline (CHECK)

- Jersey No. 1 (CHECK)

- Off the charts athleticism (CHECK)

- Dope at defense but doesn’t have to be (CHECK, IS)

- Likes Drake or Jay (YUP)

- Iffy shooter (...CHECK)

- Boring as hell interviews with the occasional unexpected flair (OHHH CHECK)

Yeah, just so sick.

I am sad, so let’s end with a Top 8 Memories Of Charles Matthews.

8) When Gus Johnson excitedly called him “Charlie Matthews” and I thought it might catch on and it definitely did not catch on

7) The Kentucky Transfer: Charles Matthews transferred to Michigan from another school. It got mentioned... a lot. Though it drew the ire of most Michigan fans, I always thought it sounded like a great damn boost.

6) Speaking of... he really could get up

5) Not wanting to get hit with water during locker room celebrations

4) Chi: I watched Michigan play Iowa in the first row of the 100 level at the UC for the 2019 Big Ten Tournament, and they announced Charles Matthews (from Chicago) last, and he got the biggest cheers in the arena/mobbed by his teammates

3) We experienced our successes in different ways

...but the joy never ceased.

2) MS-U MAD BRO?

1) The Minny game winner: Had to... this was his moment.

Oh man, the interview after was so god damn boring, you guys; top notch. Nothing but respect for my nonplussed swingman.

College sports are weird because there is so much brand continuity and tradition yet so much personnel change. It’s hard not to think of the ending of the “Friday Night Lights” movie. Like, you just did the MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER and maybe it didn’t work out or maybe it did but no matter what it’s ON TO THE NEXT THING, LIKE, THE NEXT DAY. Some will go to the league, some will become accountants, but no matter what, the coaches will update the damn depth chart.

I love watching basketball because it makes me feel alive, and players like Charles Matthews make me feel most alive.

#charles matthews #go blue #michigan basketball #villanova #trey burke #donte divincenzo #friday night lights #john beilein #louisville #basketball #nba #cbb #final four #2018 #2019