#fuck off 2020

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️ #lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp- #*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY* #hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

[savage-rhi]

A newly hatched allosaurus based on the recent peer reviews that dropped:

#allosaurus #the “fuck it we ball” theropod #lmao #dinosaurs #dinosaur #i always knew they were vicious #but damn that paper that came out really amped them to another level #edit: for clarification this peer reviewed piece was published in 2020 i read it just now within the last few days #so while its not fresh off the press new its pretty recent

[greencarnation]

lesser evil for who? because i don't think it's the lesser evil for the gazan children being massacred or for the millions world wide who have been ravaged by us imperialism regardless of who was in the white house. the system is rotten to its core and simply voting blue once every 4 years will never save us

#“it will be even worse for gaza under trump!!” so? that means biden is cool? #fuck off #i remember how scared i was of trump winning the 2020 election and i was talking to my partner (an iraqi kurd) and he pretty much just said #lfmao idc they will fuck us over either way 💀💀 #and i was like. oh #changed my perspective a bit #so again lesser evil for WHO #and when do we stop choosing between evils and fight for something better #fuck biden and fuck voting blue #palestine #gaza #israel #free palestine #politics #geopolitics #joe biden #donald trump #american politics #biden #trump #vote blue #stop clinging to the scraps of lesser evils and force yourself to confront reality #then start pushing for better #genocide joe #butcher biden

[agaritas]

i know we’re shifting into springtime but climate anxiety has me genuinely unsettled and nervous abt the temperature not being freezing anymore 😭 like i let out a big sigh of relief when i saw the forecast predicting snow this weekend as if i was seeing a negative pregnancy test. this is all almost exclusively ronald reagan’s fault i will not expand upon that

#diary #my ocd loooooves obsessing over temperatures and weather forecasts 🤩 i spent the entire summer of 2020 and 2021 unable to turn a fan on #like i was so fucking terrified of my dinky walmart fan making heatwaves even worse bc of its electricity consumption that i basically made #myself sick for 4 months 2 years in a row and could barely sleep bc the nights were so sweaty #thank god for medication and the strength of spirit he has given me since then lmao #typing this out actually was therapeutic lmao it made me realize how ridiculous and unnecessary that was when i made it up in my head #to be such a huge life changing moral obligation. when in reality i probably took years off my life span w how miserable and exhausted i was #and theres no universe in which me turning a fan on during a heatwave solves climate change #whew. i need a real diary girl

[mrs-luigi-vargas]

Shopping Trip Detour

[AO3 Link]

It was a beautiful day in Toad Town, and Mario and Luigi had just finished their grocery shopping.

Bags loaded into the back of Luigi’s kart, the two of them had decided to wander around town for a little while longer before going home; it had been a while since the last time they’d visited. And the Toads made sure they knew it, too, waving at them and calling out to them and roping them into enough small talk to make their heads spin.

In a lull in socialization, Luigi examined the surrounding shopfronts. “That one looks new,” he remarked, gesturing to the colorful sign of what looked to be some sort of toy shop. He changed course towards it, and Mario followed behind him.

Peering through the window, Luigi contemplated the thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle and the little robot with its remote resting in its arms, and whether he could convince his brother to buy either of them for him. He glanced at Mario, considering. Mario was also looking through the window, but his focus was further inside, where the presumed shopkeeper was arguing with a person in a hooded cloak. The person was leaning over the shopkeeper threateningly; the shopkeeper was gesticulating wildly, face dark.

Mario pushed the door open. The sound of the little bell connected to it drew the attention of the squabbling pair. From where Luigi still stood outside, he saw the hooded figure turn for one last parting insult before pushing past Mario to exit the store. The shopkeeper yelled something unintelligible but no less angry after them.

While Mario dithered in the doorway, staring after that mysterious figure thoughtfully, Luigi squeezed past him to enter the store himself. The interior was quite modest — and mostly full of toys for much littler kids — but the sprawling active toy railway network hanging suspended by the ceiling was particularly impressive. Getting all of those toy trains up there to begin with must have been quite the ordeal!

As Luigi ruminated over the existence of extremely tall ladders, Mario went up to the shopkeeper to ask what that earlier patron was arguing with him about. The shopkeeper huffed, pointing at a figurine sitting in an unassuming display near the back of the store. “That uncultured idiot was talking about her like she’s some common doll he could buy for cheap!” he spat. “As if! She’s the rarest item of the series and the highest quality! Show her some respect!”

Luigi walked over to the figurine. A little plastic woman wearing a semi-elaborate gown stared dourly back at him through her glasses as she posed with a wizard’s staff, her hat barely fitting over her puffy hair. She was very pretty, but Luigi wasn't really sure she was worth the shopkeeper’s continued rambling about “scales” or “articulation” or whatever. There were certainly other things in the store he would rather spend his money on, at any rate. But when Luigi turned to whisper as much to Mario, he found his brother reaching into his pocket for his wallet.

“Eh?” Luigi goggled at him. “You wanna buy that?”

The shopkeeper crossed his arms. “Oh, yeah?” he said, going for an air of nonchalance and mostly failing. “That’s cool. But you’re not getting a discount just because you’re a celebrity.”

“How much is it, anyway?” Luigi asked, and then regretted asking because then the most absurd price for a vaguely fancy-looking toy left the shopkeeper’s mouth.

Mario rocked on his heels in shock. “But it’s just an action figure!” Luigi exclaimed.

“She’s not an action figure!” the shopkeeper shouted over Luigi’s immediate apologies for setting him off. “She’s priceless! I’m doing y’all a favor!”

Hesitantly, Mario began counting his coins. Luigi watched with bated breath. With a frown, Mario emptied his wallet. He didn't have enough.

“Too bad,” the shopkeeper said, not looking all that sorry. “Guess she’s not going home with you!”

Mario’s frown deepened. It tugged a frown onto Luigi’s face as well, and after a moment of watching his brother sulk, he sighed. “Alright,” he said, pulling out his own wallet.

Luigi counted his coins. Mario watched him with bated breath. While he didn't have nearly as much money on hand as Mario did, on account of being the one to pay for the groceries earlier, it was somehow enough to make up the difference. Mario beamed at him.

---

Sale made, the bros exited the toy store, their purchase dangling from Mario’s arm, both politely ignoring the shopkeeper’s tears about the loss of his “Darling Dami” — the name of the character the figurine was modeled after, apparently.

As they walked, Luigi asked Mario, “So why did you really buy that?” because Luigi knew full well that Mario had no idea of the show the figurine-lady was from, let alone anything about her specifically.

Mario only winked. With purposeful steps, he made his way towards the outskirts of town. Luigi followed behind him, full of questions but nonetheless letting his brother lead him to a clearing just outside of town, where that hooded figure that had been in the shop before them was grumbling about stupid Toad stores and their ridiculous owners. They reached into some hammerspace and pulled a broomstick longer than they were tall, and the motion of doing so knocked their hood off their head, revealing —

“Kamek?!”

Kamek started, whirling around to face them. “Wha — you?!”

Out of all of them, Mario was the only one who didn't look surprised. How in the world had he known?

Kamek was the first to recover, schooling his expression into something sardonic. “Two against one?” he drawled, brow raised. “That’s hardly fair.”

Mario shook his head. He reached into the bag on his arm and pulled out the box containing the figurine they’d bought.

Kamek’s face soured. “Oh, of course it was sold to you. Here to rub it in my face, then?”

Mario shook his head again. He put the figurine back into the bag and held it out to Kamek. Kamek regarded it warily.

“We bought it for you,” Luigi added, finally catching on to what Mario was trying to do. “No need to thank us!”

“I wasn't going to.” With a harsh wave of his wand, the bag was ripped out of Mario’s grip and settled on the end of Kamek’s broomstick. With one hand securing it, he gave the bros a long, considering look and then flew off, kicking up an unnecessary amount of dust that had the bros coughing and shielding their faces. They watched him shrink to a speck in the sky in silence.

“...You're doing my laundry for the next month.”

Mario made a face.

“That was all of my pocket money!”

Mario sighed.

#dont mind me this wip is from 2020 lmaooo i just wanted to get it off my plate #also i couldnt decide what the figurine was gonna look like so i was like 'fuck it its me but a magical girl' #because i'm a writer and i can do whatever i want #anyway #mlv.fic #smb #super mario

[georgiacooked]

Our Good Friend Jonathan

Entirely non-art related post, but it's Dracula season, so I'm letting myself indulge in my favourite fandom.

Controversial hot take, but ya'll are sleeping on Dracula 2020's Jonathan Harker.

I understand it's an adaptation people love to hate, but look. Ignoring That Twist. Ignoring the last five minutes of episode one. In fact, ignoring everything except the first episode (pretend it's a one-episode adaptation of Dracula's first chapter, with a few questionable line choices sprinkled in) John Heffernan is The Jonathan Harker.

Look at this man.

Look at him.

Adaptationally, I really think he's perfect. He understood the assignment. He's unnerved, but entirely too polite. He isn't exceptionally fast on the uptake, but damn if he isn't brave as hell. Add in that this is a Jonathan physically degrading before our eyes. *chef's kiss* 10/10. Great horror.

Watch episode one just for him. He's a delight.

#Not art #//my favourite thing is showing people Dracula 2020 #Because it starts off so bloody good #Jonathan and Dracula are amazing together in the castle #and it lulls the viewer into a false sense of security #then BAM #FUCK YOU #YOU THOUGHT ANY OF THAT MEANT ANYTHING? #WELCOME TO THE PAIN TRAIN #And not the good angst kind of pain #Dracula #Jonathan Harker

[chipistrate]

Yknow if they just didn't add dates to the tapes I don't think the lore of the roblox game would be as bad

#Chip Chatter #the fact it's in roblox is still ridiculous I won't act like it's not #but the DATES are what throw me off the most #other than that it just seems like typical AR shit #company makes robots for Special Delivery service using weird chips and maybe some soul/remnant bs #like that's #that's whatever #it's just AR from a different perspective idc #but 2018-2020 makes NO FUCKING SENSE WHAT ARE THEY ON!!!!!

[koko-soko]

Two versions of this bad boy.

Planning a fic that involves them, so I figured I'd doodle em while I watch Savers (so good btw???). Haven't seen the Adventure 2020 series yet, so I actually have never seen this digimon anywhere except the wiki.

Anyway, second version was with background added so that the transparent cloud layers show up but tbh I kind of prefer the "fuck-up" version (first). Looks more eerie and random, suitable for this lil mon.

reference btw :

#digimon #pixel art #sprite art #pixel animation #negamon #digimon adventure 2020 #practice #please god let this get more notes than the god awful fucking patamon nyan cat that unfortunately took off (we all know it won't)

[exlimix1a]

Hey Hey hey hgey hey guys. have you heard that sheezy.art is coming back

#HONEST TO GOD I REALLY REAAALLAY WOULD BE STOKED TO BE ON SHEEZY WITH ALL OF YOU!! #idk how many people who follow me know what sheezy art is #but its a website that was an homage to the original sheezyart that i was never on bc it was before my time #but its an art sharing platform that ran from 2020 to 2022 (when it started popping off as a bunch of artists began to share it and also #when i joined the website) #but shortly after the devs decided to close it bc they were all college students and the website was exploding faster than they could keep #p #but after some time. they have graduated #and they missed sheezy so much #that theyre bringing it back and wanting to dedicate their careers to it #Sheezy was legitimately the first website i ever truly felt excited to post my work to #You would get people liking your work and you could see other people's work and it was so friendly and beautiful and customizable #like an art sharing website would be #and i was sooo heartbroken to have it shut down but ofc i was happy for the devs for setting that boundary and leaving when they had to!! #but im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED FOR IT TO BE BACK #legitimately i promise you the community is better than any art site ive ever been on since then #the discord for it has opened again and in late November the website will open again #first in beta for the people who already had accounts when it closed but then itll open for new folks #oh im so fucking excited #and i want you guys to be excited too!!!!! #im so stoked #i love you guys ok #mwah ah

[tiredfoxtf]

Okay, I'm gonna go on a rant here a bit.

I fucking cannot stand how modern day almost completely abandoned some genres of games. What was the last Point-And-Click Quest you heard about? What the last puzzle game that became popular? The last visual novel that isn't a dating sim or ddlc (that came out in 2017 which was 6 years ago btw) that received any public attention?

These small genres of games are not necessarily dying specifically visual novels, these are huuugely supported by their own fanbase of creative people and players.

It doesn't mean that they don't exist. They do. As indie games mostly for understandable reasons. But no one talks about them. At all.

#> tired shitpost #last game of deponi.a series was released in 2016 #the talos princip.le came out in 2015 #WHICH BY THE WAY ANNOUNCED THE SEQUEL THAT SHOULD BE COMING OUT THIS YEAR IN LIKE 2020 AND I GET TO KNOW IT ONLY FUCKING NOW???? #The Witnes/s which will remain one of my favourite games of all times came out in 2015 also #dr.v3 came out in 2017 yes i will count it also #ZE:ZT.D came out in 2016 #both of them closed off their trilogies with one obviously being more popular than the other to this day #like #idk it's so sad to me

[wisecrackingeric-2]

I might have to somehow move in with my nana sooner or later because Jesus Christ my parents are absolutely beyond destroying my mental health I can’t keep living like this

#my brother gets to fuck off whenever he likes but nah not me #I cannot keep living like this I haven’t been this depressed since goddamn 2020

[maaaxx]

i dont think ill ever fully understand that the 2020 atla renaissance supposedly kick started zukka how did an entire generation of atla fans watch the boiling rock episodes and not immediately think those two banged atleast once

#did we watch the same show???? #i was an atla fan before the renaissance but it also kick started my hyperfixation #so i loved the show but i wasnt that into it yk?? #i also wasnt old enough to grasp the concept of shipping and gay people #but as soon as i rewatched it in like 2020 i knew #that they fucked as soon as they got off that airship #probably in a tree so toph wouldnt know but yeah #they definetly did the do #and how did people not realize that??? #it has way more to go off of than zutara #pre 2020 atla fanbase was homophobic thats what it was #/j #zukka #zuko #sokka #max thinks shes relevant

[5eraphim]

strength and temperance for thanatos? 😳👉👈 thankyouu😳❤️

Strength - How outwardly passionate is this yandere around their darling? 

Easily one of the most different around their beloved in private vs in public, even when he is utterly smitten, he can't change his stony exterior. So in public he's sliiiightly kinder and softer to you than his other close comrades, but in private it's a whole other matter. Only when he's alone would you find him acting emotional, and honestly needy for you and your affections.

Temperance - What made this person yandere for their darling? 

As mentioned before he's very emotionless and coy on the outside, so even if he were feeling a romantic connection, he would likely need at least some kind of romantic validation or security from you to feel as though it were "safe" for him to pursue you like this. Likely, Than is more drawn to people who exude "warmth", "security", people who embody what he struggles to provide for himself.

(Also, if you happen to gain his mother's favor, he will be all the more sure you're the one for him!)

Yandere Taro Card Themed Asks !

#thank you so much for the ask <3 #lululandd #ask games #hades #yandere hades #hades game #yandere thanatos #hades 2020 #x reader #yandere ask games #yandere imagine #yandere headcanons #i JUST got into the game so im so sorry if my characterization is off! #he is so fucking hot omg- ive known him for less than a month and i am already a PUDDLE for this man <3

[toffyrats]

it’s finally starting to settle in that christmas is in 3 fucking days

#like. it doesnt even feel like winter #maybe i’m js getting older but last i checked i was counting down the hours and it was getting hard to sleep at night #it was a “its finally cold out! my favorite time of year! we’re off on break! christmas is almost here!” #n now its a “oh right christmas. free stuff” #my parents apparently have something big planned for my 18th this year and i can’t bring myself to even look forward to it? #like. yeah. my fucking eighteenth birthday is in like a week #and the start of a new year is less of a celebration and more of a sigh of relief #its more of a “yippee. another year. at least it’s a fresh start.” #i think this is the 2020 effect #2020 was 4 years ago guys. that is absolutely insane #its not even nostalgia it’s just “wow. okay.” #its like getting punched in the gut yk #2020 was the last year the holidays felt right. #now my whole life feels like a blur and i cannot believe it was four whole years ago #and now we’re entering 2024 with nothing but see you again by tyler the creator and a few loose hopes #the election is this year #maybe things will fix themselves and go back to normal #thats all ive ever wanted since 2020 ended. was for things to just be normal #after the masking mandates were lifted i felt like maybe they could #but im just kinda being rushed through life #and i wish it would just be normal.