#fuck religion
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What the flying fuck.
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Man dies, goes to Hell. Not surprised to be in Hell, bit surprised by pleasant hotel front on arrival, polished oak furniture and reception desk, velvet curtains, lots of real gold detailing, bar with every drink he's ever heard of, restaurant with food from all over the world. Receptionist's a beautiful succubus with raven hair and green eyes, who welcomes him like a favourite customer. Behind hotel, patio, cream teas, ice creams, people having great time, 25 x 15 m swimming pool, 500 m tall waterslides, 18-hole golf course, forests, archery range, beautiful green hills. Demon in a golf cart offers to show him around. Tour of country lanes, crown green bowling places, dance halls, pubs, breweries, orchards, farmers' markets, cafés, sailing clubs, bird-watching places, hiking trails, all rather nice. Man asks Demon: "This Hell? Seems rather nice."
Demon replies: "Nice enough, nice enough. Heaven's better, 'course. They have mahogany and platinum in Heaven, and Ambrosia. Can't get Ambrosia here. Their golf course has 27 holes, their water slides are 1000 m tall, their receptionist's a redhead, so better, but we do alright here."
Tour goes on, jazz band, white-water kayak course, aquarium, skateboard park, and man's getting relaxed until golf cart crests ridge and landscape beyond is blasted rock, pock-marked from impacts, clouds of corrosive gas drifting over it, flames spurting from cracks, surrounding a great peak cloven as if by a huge axe, the chasm lit by the lava lake boiling within it. Damned souls climb the sides on fingers scraped and burned raw, only to be plucked from the rocks and hurled back into the fire by a great, scaly Demon with huge horns, tattered, bat-like wings, four arms and a whip covered in red-hot spikes.
Man sits bolt upright and screams.
Demon says: "Don't worry! Don't worry. Nothing to do with you, that. Not your problem. You're not going there."
Man turns to stare at Demon.
Demon explains: "That's the American Evangelicals."
Demon tells him: "We put it in specially for them. They insisted!"
#christianity#anti hate#humor#fuck religion#funny#funny shit#funny stuff#funny post#lol#protect trans kids
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Well if indeed the Qanon Evangelicals are right and this Solar Eclipse is actually the Rapture and Second Coming of Christ then I'm prepared.
#qanon conspiracy#quack pack#qanonisacult#evangelicals are evil#fuck religion#freedom from religion#evangelical hate
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Religion truly destroys and warps the heart, mind, and soul in ways you cannot comprehend while you're still trapped a high demanding religion.
When someone chooses religion over you, their closest family, it cracks a heart in ways a heart should never experience. How does one recover from such an absolute betrayal? If apologies are made, how does one forgive? How does one trust again?
You never gave me an honest chance to hear me out. But now that I think about it... I don't think you wanted to hear me out, now did you? Do you hold envy in your heart? What delusions have you created in your mind about me? How long have you secretly hated me? How long have you resented me? How has your heart grown so cold and so hard?
Why couldn't you accept my growth and evolution? Why couldn't you celebrate that with me?
Why did I hide? Because of this.
Why did I keep silent? Because of this.
This. This. This. THIS. T H I S ! ! !
This is why I despise Mormonism with every fiber of my being. Without Mormonism, we would never have been forced to this point. I wouldn't have had to hide anything about myself and you would've never chosen something else over me.
This is religious trauma, the very concept you mocked and belittled.
This is religious trauma.
This.
#pimo#exmo#exmormon#religious trauma#family trauma#fuck religion#fuck mormonism#betrayal#isa's ramblings#isa's thoughts#mormonism#ex religious#ex religion
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Unforgivable
Turn the loans back on
With the flip of a switch
But don't tax the rich
Don't tax the religious
Instead, just dangle the prize
Student loan forgiveness
To keep them in line
#Tax the rich#Eat the rich#fuck capitalism#fuck religion#tax the churches#freedom from religion#poetry#writing#spilled ink#twc#helpless#inkstay#twcpoetry#writerscreed#rejectscorner#poets corner#poetryclub13#poetpardy#writingthestorm#smittenbypoetry#new poets society#nps#Poverty is a curable disease#but the rich have the cure#the billionaires pay the millionaires to write laws for the billionaires#fuck citizens united#just sayin
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God: Blasphemy Is a Sin
Me: But Rape is not?
#yeahhhh#I think i'm gonna nope the fuck outta that one#anti theism#anti god#anti religion#anti christianity#blasphemy#🎶fun blasphemy🎶#satanism#atheist#fuck religion#religion
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Everyone in Richmond, Virginia should show support to Metzger Bar and Butchery and place a big order
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You ever stand over your father’s grave in tears and have your mom try to use him to make you believe in her fairy tales??
Truly think we’ve hit a new low.
Unfuckingbelievable.🥺
#fuck religion#fuck your thoughts and prayers#fuck your god#it is worthless#what’s it like to have an adult conversation with your mom#religious trauma#she doesn’t have a single thought of her own#it’s all regurgitated bullshit#and it makes me so sad#and makes me feel so alone#dads been gone a very long time….but she wasn’t like this when he was around#is it awful there isn’t a day that I wish my dad was here instead of my mom???#this is why I don’t spend time with my mom. I just feel like absolute garbage after.#and I know from the outside we look like the perfect fucking family#and for some reason that makes me feel even worse
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