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railmerosalie · 8 months ago
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If the people of Forks made memes:
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Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
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This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
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imthe1wthewickedcurveball · 12 days ago
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Why did Edward not buy a heated blanket for his late night cuddles with Bella?
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opinionatedtwihard · a year ago
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Friendly reminder that there are 750 Quileute. Seven Hundred and Fifty. Think. For reference- how big was your middle school? (around that, maybe?) I think we tend not to understand how personal their inclusion in Twilight was. Smeyer took advantage of them. She's rich off of them and their culture. She exploited and misrepresented them. Seven hundred and fifty people. She could look each one of them in the eye and apologize in one afternoon and instead, she sits on 125 million dollars as if her hands are tied.
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bellas-dumptruck-ass · a year ago
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steal from smeyer and donate to mthg . org 💗
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cullen-trash · 10 months ago
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im sure this has already been done but ? Rosalie would not have saved Emmett. smeyer made Rosalie's character all 'anti-vampire' and had het saying stuff like "I would have never chosen this life for myself or anyone" and then she had rosalie running across the country with Emmett so Carlisle could "save" him? I know rosalie said it was because he reminded her of her best friends son, but I still dont think she wouldve done that to somebody. i dont think so smeyer, try again.
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kirbypuffs · 11 months ago
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love seeing leah getting the love, affection, attention, and respect that she deserves. wish it would've happened in the fucking series too
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Vampires being stone like in twilight.
Some Vampires having titties.
Vampires can rip off parts of themeselves and other vampires.
If vampires stone like, vampires titties also stone like.
If vampire titties ripped off, can they be used as projectiles ?
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phil-dwyer-stan-account · a year ago
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Edward is pissed that Rosalie thinks that Bella is plain . . . but he said the same thing on THE FIRST FUCKING PAGE
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I hate him. I hate him so much. He’s way more insufferable than even I ever thought (and I’ve been criticizing him forever) he was.
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haletwinsstan · a year ago
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Smeyer: and that’s twilight canon!
All of us:
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lefttoewrites · 9 months ago
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Maturing is realizing that Jacob deserved better character development cause making him look like a piece of shit incel to push the Ed x Bella narrative was in poor taste,,
like there were probably different ways to go about Jacob’s character development without destroying his soft, sweet personality
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effervescently-alice · 12 days ago
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Guys MCR released a new song. Do you think that means Smeyer's going to drop more awful content soon?
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railmerosalie · 8 months ago
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Since you all were so desperate:
"If the town of Forks made memes" pt.2
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imthe1wthewickedcurveball · a month ago
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You mean to tell me that Carlisle took and tested Jacob’s blood unethically but didn’t test to see if his own sperm had swimmers???
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opinionatedtwihard · a month ago
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You cannot convince me the cullens wouldn't CREATE. In every sense of the word. That Alice wouldn't have a sculpture of light on her wall, woven from strands of Christmas lights, odd bulbs, strobing colors, living on her wall, breathing with her, as she fades in and out of awareness as time wanders slowly by. That Edward wouldn't have binders full of his own musical compositions, piano arrangements of his favorite symphonies that he arranged just for himself. That Emmet wouldn't build a car up from nothing. That Carlisle wouldn't publish literature. Not novels for entertainment, but true, pure literature. He has so much to say. And you cannot convince me that Esme has never gone out and woven the exact textile she wanted her couch to be made of, because she had a vision, a passion, endless time, endless resources to create what she felt in her heart. That Jasper never sought to make Alice a piece of jewelry instead of buying her one.
It goes on and on, but I only believe that where human people say "I'd love to create that, but it's not worth the time and money," the cullens would say "I'd love to create that, and the cost of buying it, the 40 hours of satisfying occupation I lose, is a hefty price"
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its-a-worm · 10 months ago
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y’all we fucking did it we got twilight to #3 on netflix what the fuck
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cullen-trash · a year ago
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I think I'm just going to buy a pair of those red and blue 3d glasses -you know the ones- and pop the red lense out and put another blue one in and live like that. Twilight (2008) all the time babey
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bellas-dumptruck-ass · a year ago
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You know who also doesn’t get enough love though? The young wolves, Brady and Collin. These boys are like 13 and stuck at that age until they stop shifting. They’re gonna be 18 and still look! like! children!
smeyer is a villain for this
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Au were the Cullens don't pose as a family and Jasper took an accountant job in a new city. (Because they never went to Forks.)
He's the weirdest fucking accountant ever.
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phil-dwyer-stan-account · a year ago
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So all Midnight Sun has done is destroy any shred of likability Edward Cullen had and prove that he never would have fallen in love with Bella (or cared about her at all) if he could’ve read her mind.
Smeyer really said, “Y’all want a book from Edwards perspective? I’ll give you a book from Edwards perspective, but don’t come running to me when you fucking hate it.”
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heyguyswhatthefuck · a year ago
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I feel really bad for the one person who has to buy midnight sun so the rest of us can read an illegal pdf of it and donate the book cost to the Quilete Tribe
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