#fuck snape too

[murk888]

Aro 👉👈

I DIDN'T HAVE MY TWILIGHT STAGE IN TIME, OKAY?!? Now I watch the films while dying from laughter most of the time, their faces I can't-

MICHAEL SHEEN >>>>> 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

#i liked frollo and snape what did i/you expect.. #GUYS. GUYS. HEAR ME OUT- #sketch #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #twilight #twilight saga #volturi #aro volturi #michael sheen #one word about me having father issues and i will fucking kill everyone in the room and then myself #jk i know i have them☠️ #mommy issues too #bruh #sorry spamton lovers #its human time #or vampire time? #кровосися короче #hahahaaa i will suck your di- blood i mean blood #drawing characters who are extremely rarely liked #again #it happens every time i swear #spamton is the exception #he's popular and liked by lots of people fr #true big shot indeed #no but real Aro is nuts tbh #everyone who I like is!☠️ so I just change their characters to my own liking (and suddenly everyone becomes psychologically healthy hmmm) #be cringe be free #have a nice day everyone

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Hate to say it, but I am a Severus Snape hater

I've had a crush on my friends, and they dated someone I didn't approve of... but I never called my friend a slur cause of it

#marauders #marauders era #james & peter & remus & sirius #dead gay wizards #fuck snape #if you like him that is fine like you do you #you're all gonna be like “but what about Regulus he's awful too” yes so true great point #but Reg doesn't know any better and Snape does know better like Reg was raised to hate muggle borns or else he'd literally be killed #Snape has no excuse though imo and I can't justify the way he treated Harry afterwords either #like if you really loved her then take care of her damn kid

[kookooka2]

Vibe check

#is this too much? #fuck it #snaddy chill #snape #lily x severus #severus x lily #snily fanart #snily #lily evans #lily evans potter #lily potter #severus snape #professor snape #harry potter fanart #kookooka2

[detectivebambam]

marauders fans hating on Snape but babygirlifying Barty Jr is fucking hilarious to me

#it's pretty privilege #don't get me wrong #i hate snape too #but barty !? #nah y'all got me fucked up #marauders #severus snape #barty crouch jr #harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #lily evans #peter pettigrew #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald

[dastardly-lemondrops]

No but actually Snape with a tranq dart gun that he can use as a ranged weapon to inject people with potions is something I need. This is the level of fantasy video game BS that I would love to see more of.

#pro snape #severus snape #plus snape with a GUN is such a fucking fun and cool aesthetic #a big ass tranq dart gun yes bitch dose your enemies #he could use it for healing potions too!!!

[wmoonyx]

lucius: i am narcissa’s

snape, thinking that indeed, lucius is egocentric: don’t u mean narcissus

lucius: no narcissa’s, i belong to her

snape:

lucius, showing off his ring finger: like legally, we’re married

#narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #lucius malfoy #lucissa #i don’t ship them #i wanted to put myself but it wouldn’t have been the same #cissa is my wife #severus snape #get fucked snape #and lucius too while we’re at it #harry potter #hp

[faggylittleleatherboy]

Being haunted by jegulus and moonwater 😔😔

#bold of you to assume that the two people closest to sirius #the two people he loved the most #and who loved him the most #closest relationships outside of his family #would have ANYTHING to do with his abusive family #this includes his brother btw #bc yea regulus was kind of a victim in the family too #but he also played the game #he went with what his family said #unlike sirius #this means he wasn’t a sad cat hated and judged by everyone #he maybe didn’t believe in the nazi’s beliefs but he still worked for them lmao #ffs #and REMUS DKSKDKDLDD #Remus would fucking despise all of Sirius’s family #and the moment regulus made any comment diminishing sirius in any way its get out of my house for remus #the only way jegulus or moonwater would ever make any sense is if sirius didn’t exist in James’s or remus’s life #you know who regulus would date tho #fucking Barty #or fucking snape #why?? #bc regulus went his whole life repeating abusive patterns #this is the type of person that would get in a relationship with someone as abusive and with the same beliefs his parents had #and like I’m not saying oh regulus can’t be happy put that boy in an abusive relationship #I’m saying what makes sense for his character #unless he fucking changes completely #lol #anyway

[snucius]

TW: JAMES POTTER!

I made this with my bare hands and I'm fucking proud of it!

#ANTI JAMES POTTER #FUCK YEAH #FUCK JAMES POTTER IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE #AHHHH #and look how cute my little Sev is #i wanna slap his cheeks but yk in a loving way #and squeeze them too #anyways #JAMES POTTER IS A BULLY #YEAH I COMPARED HIM TO A SERIAL KILLER SO WHAT #ok i'm calm now i just wanna hide Snape in my pocket #pocket sized severus snape #now the normal tags; #severus snape #young snape #pro severus snape #pro snape #snape fandom #professor snape #snape edit #harry potter #snape love #snape content #snape community #snapedom #snape lovers #snape comfort #pro severus #severus #snape

[s1utforvampires]

“snape’s patronus is a doe because he’s in love with lily”: sloppy. lazy. boring. predictable. overused. coined by a transphobe. “snape’s patronus is a doe because he got attacked by deer in wollaton park”: transcendent. new. fresh. realistic. has happened to several people i know. nottingham icon.

#cannot stop thinking about nottingham snape #it has so much potential #if jkr (🤮) can’t be fucked to be more specific than ‘cokeworth is in the midlands’ then i’m taking advantage of this. he’s a nottingham man #severus snape #snape headcanon #cokeworth #hp headcanon #is this too niche? probably #ur still not over getting attacked by that deer after all this time? #always 😢😓 #hot take on my hot take: it was james potter

[batcavescolony]

I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.

Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.

To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.

*Outside Gryffindor Tower*

Snape: I'm sorry

Lily: I'm not interested

S: I'm sorry!

L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.

S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-

L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.

S: No-listen, I didn't mean-

L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?

*Lily leaves. Memory ends*

The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.

Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.

#I just saw someone say they hated Lily because he's was too hard on Severus all he did was call her a Mudblood. #Yeah just called her a slur...And found it funny when dark magic was used on someone. And joined a hate group that would kill her. #And would've let her child and husband die if it ment she lived. bffr 🙄 lets put this in real world terms! #you're a minority (pick one) and you go to a school but their are some people who hate you for existing. but its ok you've got your bff! #now years go by and bff is still your bff but theyve changed. they're hanging out with those aforementioned people who hate you for existin #and yeah you dont like it but they're your bff since for ever so you make excuses. but then bff starts calling people like you slurs... #now bff hasn't called you slurs so maybe its just peer pressure you let it slide its your bff. now you find out that not only are there #people who hate you for existing there is his hate group and they want you and people like you dead. obviously you dont like his. now bffs #friends they want to join this hate group... and bff doesn't deny it. ok thats not great. bffs friends who wanna join the hate group have #now moved passed just calling people like you slurs. they've went and beat the shit out of a person like you that you considered a friend. #and bff.... they say that it was just a joke. but are again not denying wanting to join the hate group that wants you dead. you love bff so #you just keep your mouth shut. now the day comes! bff has now called you a slur. and you cant make excuses anymore. they're just like their #friends and you cut your losses because again bff and their friends want to join a hate group that wants to kill you!!! #its not poor litte Severus its poor Lily. she thought she had a friend and HE betrayed HER! but but but why didnt she stop him from joining #she was a child! she was in a new world with no idea! she was in a whole nother house! and its not her fucking job to fix him! he joined th #hate group HE KNEW HATED HER! if he truly loved her he wouldn't have joined. but but but its not that- ADROMADA TONKS could be a Slytherin #and not be a Death Eater and her family was pure blood. she could do it! so could Snape. #severus snape #lily potter #snapes worst memory #the marauders #harry potter #the deathly hallows #lily evans #put some more respected on her name. #fuck jkr #james potter #slytherin #how can you be a snape stan and not like lily that 80% of his personality. #snape

[naquey]

having many fictional men/women i obsess over in mostly different universes is so much fun/s

#i have too many men to call pookie #jason todd #neville longbottom #sdv sam #severus snape #gorou #neuvillette #fucking- #jason the toymaker #mike schmidt #LIKE I CANT JUST PICK ONE #but i would pick one irl in a heartbeat #just me and my multiple husbands

[ebenelliewrites]

see my issue is that i headcanon tobias snape as a massive slut. what this means is that in my mind severus has all these siblings and step mums and i just sort of have to make them be gone from the ages 6-22 to make him as poorly adjusted as possible

#i can do it #eileen scares off her husbands 'harlots' #and frankly toby is a far better fuck than he is a lover #so good luck too her #tobias snape #eileen snape #severus snape #snape family #snape #headcanon #snape headcanon #tobias snape headcanon #mine

[remusawoooo]

idek there was a stupid theory that Snape birthed Harry...

#movie snape gets on my fucking nerves #alan rickman we love you but your gaze too strong and your eyes too mesmerizing for fucking snape #harry didnt get told he looks like his father for whole life for you to say this #snape needs to be 30ft away from my son

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

I don't know which one of my moots did this to my tumblr fyp... but to whoever is causing my fyp to be full of nothing but thicc s*ver*s sn*pe fan art... just know that I am inside your walls

#this and fucking snarry? I can't please someone make it stop #I am not necessarily a sn*pe anti or at least not a crazy one but this is too much #I don't want to see snapes juicy fat ass all over my tumblr

[laukora1030]

The Prank

OK Marauders fans, I'm here to rant because the prank has been driving me crazy since I read the books back when I was 12.

So, we know the prank consisted on Sirius telling Snape that if he wanted to know what they (the Marauders) were hiding, he should go to the Whomping Willow during a full moon, so he'd get attacked by Remus in his werewolf form, and become a werewolf, and then when he was almost killed by the Whomping Willow, James saved him by pushing him out of the way. And, if I remember correctly, it was Dumbledore who told Harry about it.

Now, this has never made much sense to me. Why would Sirius put his best friend in danger? These guys were his family more than his real family was, why would he betray them like that?

And it's always been in my mind, what if he didn't tell Snape anything? We know of their rivalry, we know they couldn't stand each other at all, even have the theory that "sectumsempra: for enemies" was meant for them (which I do not doubt Snape'll be capable of), so how do we know Snape wasn't spying on them? It makes more sense than Sirius directly speaking to him.

So, maybe Sirius was talking about "tonight at the Whomping Willow" with Peter or James, and Snape thought he'd finally get them if he followed them, and surprise! A werewolf and a bunch of Animagi (?), and when the Whomping Willow tries attacking him, James transforms back, pushes Snape out of the way, and saves his life.

Of course Snape would run to Dumbledore, who'd tell him that it was alright and would definitely not kick Remus out, he needs him anyway, but maybe Snape doesn't tell him the truth, and tells him that Sirius told him to go to the Whomping Willow and that his almost dead was his fault, in a wish to get him expelled.

Or maybe, just maybe, Dumbledore decided to change the story for Harry, so he'd be more easily manipulated. Maybe Snape told him the truth, or the Marauders did, but he decided to tell Harry of how Sirius tried to kill a man, to subconsciously make him untrustworthy.

Idk, I've had this theory for 10 years, and it makes more sense than "Sirius betrayed and put Remus in danger for shits and giggled"

But well, tell me what you think

#the marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #snivellus #I don't respect Snape #Don't expect me to do so in the tags #D*mbled*r #Fuck that guy too #The best thing about the sixth book was his death #anti severus snape #anti albus dumbledore

[wookiecookiesfactory]

I actually see snape as some sort of rasputing, solely on the fact that I believe despite his looks, he had enough charisma and power to be a total slut idc

#He fucked those noble women #Iktr #Hp #He fucked their husbands too to make it fair #1 am delusions #Severus snape