#fuck tesco

[enbyphant]

Wouldn't it be cute to go on a date where we bought silly things for eachother from Tesco except we didn't buy things we stole them and the things weren't cute they were just basic things like milk and bread because we're poor and we hate massive corporations

#fuck Tesco #fuck corporations #stealing #fuck the tories #stealing is ok

[totally-bing]

why does bing allow you to visit a site with a quick guide on how to burn down your local Tesco extra

-@theofficialtesco

because i give the people the knowledge they need

#bing #bingposting #fuck tesco

[rinpenrose1900]

no offence but i always assumed you were like the First Ever Person To Use Tumblr or something. ancient. spiders georg quakes and the mention of your name. presidents don't wear shoelaces anymore because you stole them all

Wrong. I am the last person to ever join this website. They don't accept new users any more because of me

#all my shoes are velcro i don't know what I would need shoe laces for #and who the fuck is “georg” that's just ASDA's clothing line isn't it #personally I get all my clothes from tesco's #and my games consoles too #and sometimes skrunklies #sponsorship when

[whitegoldtower]

Cursed Idea me and my good lady wife thought of…

🎀Skyrim Characters and their Tesco Meal Deal of Choice 🎀

Ancano: Starbucks Caramel Latte, Fruit and Granola pot, Prawn Sandwich (and a strawberry ice elf bar)

Ondolemar: Red Bull, Sausage Roll, Pepperami (and a 50g of amber leaf from the baccy counter)

Elenwen: Kombucha, sushi, grapes in a pot (she also swerves to the back of the shop to get a cheeky mini prosecco)

Cicero: chicken caesar wrap, chocolate milk, cheese strings (and a blue raspberry lost mary)

Teldryn Sero: coke zero, all day breakfast sub, king sized twix (and a pack of L&B ciggies)

Neloth: doesn’t get the full meal deal, just gets a lemon iced tea, some satay chicken skewers or a giant veggie samosa and then sneaks out around the side of the shop to get a bump of sniff from the nearest junkie

#skyrim #tesblr #thalmor #altmer #ancano #college of winterhold #ondolemar #elenwen #skyrim cicero #cicero #teldryn sero #ondolemar’s fucking tesco meal deal #neloth

[danganronpa96]

Can i see my son, Parappa?

he is our son. we share him around like a weekly schedule

#not like a blunt but like a teddy bear each member of the class gets to take home one weekend #and take photos with it in places you go #and then share them with the class on Monday #some kid took Parappa to the fucking grand canyon #another took him to the Taj Mahal #and then someone just took him to a Tesco #ok this bit is over what am I even talking about

[reiverreturns]

sometimes you can have an normal evening happy healthy and thriving. but then again sometimes you sit down and just remember 

I think of you often, my jewel. At sunrise and twilight, at new moon and full, when the rain falls and the breath of Amun rides across my neck. I remember you kissing me just there, and I will take that soft feeling to my tomb.

#bayek. my dude. the fUCK #i can't believe he invented romance holy shit #between this and 'i walk on your water' i am on my knees in tesco #bayek of siwa #ac valhalla #assassin's creed

[derogatorydennis]

the iasip gang would start a horsemeat scandal in philly after seeing the one in the uk on the news btw

#iasip #just got reminded of it on twitter #i remeber being sent home w letter in like year 1/year2 saying that the school didn’t buy their ground beef from tesco so they’re okay ???? #<- did not give a flying fuck hashtag hindu household

[totallytesco]

So like what if as a society, completely abandoned gender?

#im so fucking sick of gender #give me pizza instead #or pasta #just give me food #tesco #tesco says stuff #gimmick blog #tescoblr

[bonefall]

u sound like a v good bf. ur partner is a lucky human

HA, SEE BABE? IM GETTING BOYFRIEND AWARDS

#This means that my appraisal value goes up by 500 ibs at your local tesco-brand pawn shop #fuck im just realizing that I am the boyfriend in all the boyfriend memes #oh god oh fuck

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

someone posted this on the corporate blog server and I just found it too funny not to put on the blog lmao

#ireland things #26+6=1 #this is why Ireland is better than the uk #yes we have tesco and dublin is a bit crap #but at least we're in the eu #get fucked brexiteers #anyways tag rant over #fuck the uk #eire go bragh

[pepprs]

i literally need there to stop being situations circumstances events developments complications and happenstances. for the fucking love of god

#purrs #but there will never stop being any of those things so actually what i literally need is to learn HARD AND FAST how to stop getting so #fucking triggered over a situation i know is NOTHING so bad that im anxious for the entire rest of the day and can’t even get any work done. #like (jade from tesco voice) girls… im not gonna lie to you. i think therapy is not working. i think i am not mentally or emotionally strong #enough to work in this job and i think i am never going to get mentally or emotionally stronger. ive been stuck in the quicksand too long #and now im atrophying. i cannot develop the situational awareness and motor skills or awakeness (and i mean AWAKEness.) to safely and #consistently drive a car. i cannot develop the intellect and drive and courage to get an advanced degree or be in a leadership position that #everyone actually sees as a leadership position lmfao. and i cannot develop the emotional intelligence and inner peace to not get triggered #out of my fucking mind at work to the point where im having anxiety heart palpitations and fighting back tears. i am just stuck as i am #forever. and you know how i know that? BECAUSE IVE WORKED AT THE NATIONALLY RENOWNED CENTER FOR YOU-ARE-NOT-STUCK-AS-YOU-ARE-FOREVER FOR #FIVE FUCKING YEARS SINCE ITS LITERAL FOUNDING AND HELPED TO FOUND IT AND IM STILL LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! i go back to square one EVERY #FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!! how am i supposed to tell other people who they are is what they bring and the world can change and whatever when i am #the fucking antithesis of that. when i don’t even believe my own words. like the way i want to punch out every window in this building rn i #HATE BEING LIKe this i hate being in the psychic prison of scared little girl mode all the time forever no matter what and being beyond help #and disappointing and burdening the people around me because i can’t be fucking normal about like. hierarchy and institutional politics LOL #delete later

[flickerbit]

At the airport :))

#can’t wait for the fucking. pouring cream that they have in england #why don’t they have it in america it would pop off #and tesco meal deals! bitch! #riah speaks

[m1d-45]

have you done 4.1's archon quest yet?

lore stuff was dropped and i am brainrotting so hard rn

- death loop anon

I JUST FINISHED THE ARCHON QUEST AND AM VERY OPEN TO TALKING ABOUT IT! I AM ALSO AFFLICTED WITH EMOTIONS ABOUT IT!!!!

also thank you for asking <3

#m1d : [chats] #death loop anon #FUCKING WARIO DUDE #STUPID TESCOS LOOKIN ASS (/aff) #AND HES GROWN ON ME TOO #WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHTJ #fontaine trio my beloved #NEUVI MY BELOVED #fucking….. worcestershire and signpost and clover they’re all #ARLECCHINO MAN HOLY SHIT #context for waluigi i did not like his voice at first #and his character was :/ for me #i kept mentally connecting him with like a cashier. ‘12.99 at the first window’ lookin ass #but. but this son of a bitch

[newtstesco]

the biggest transgender allegory in all of fiction, Scraptrap from Fnaf The Stories, i borrowed @jemimabobs idea of him having cargo pants

#zajcu37 #zajcu37 scraptrap #fnaf the stories #he’s explaining a meme he saw once 100 years ago to toy chica #he’s been thinking about it all that time and she doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking abt #newts tesco

[ukulelegodparent]

I am still not over the fact that apparently I (and probably other Germans too) have this magical sense that whenever I enter an Aldi anywhere in the world I can immediately sense whether it's Aldi Nord or Aldi Süd. Or in other words the fact that their main difference apparently tracks across the globe. That being that when you enter an Aldi Nord it's cold and grey. The people here have endured many hardships. They manage and they keep their heads up. But you can see their struggle in their faces. A baby is crying near the freezers. Vs the Aldi Süd experience which is you enter and suddenly it's like a ray of warm sunshine has hits your face. You can hear babies laughing. People smiling. They are carrying oranges and mangoes. They live a life of luxury and they don't even know how good they have it.

It is important to note that I could not tell the difference between the logos if you put a gun to my head. I rarely shop there. I don't know the differences in the products they offer. They look identical to me. The vibes are just so different that so far every single time I've entered an Aldi in a different country I have been able to correctly guess which one it is.

#it should also be noted that the average Lidl is still far superior to even Aldi Süd. #but yeah when I was in Budapest last summer my friend wanted to go to Aldi real bad so we went there instead of Tesco #which is where I wanted to go but she was like 'we don't have it in czech republic' and I was like sure ok #anyways I enter this fucking aldi and it's like I'm fucking TRANSFORMED. It was almost a religious experience lol

[ghosts-of-love]

fr fr can someone send me the strength to go to Big Tesco

#getting the vibes that it will be too overwhelming and that i will panic #but ive got fuck all to eat so i need to go #and i found some new recipes and im gonna try to make vegan matzo balls later just to see if i can #'if i go to Big Tesco i can buy myself little treats' -> on repeat in my mind