#fuck the church get u a gf

[moregraceful]

wait...cuda goalie hatesex...before i make them learn to make hoshigaki...then they make out in the garden...

#this is the worst and most unrelatable reader insert of all time. y/n for people in their mid-30s #i don't date them btw. i force them to peel persimmons for hours and talk about their feelings #''that's so unrealistic no pro athlete would ever talk to you abt their feelings'' GIRL last week at church i asked a 15yo how he was doing #and he almost started crying bc he hadn't slept in two days and was so stressed about school and just needed someone to ask #if he was okay. just needed someone to show they care about him as a human and not a student #u think i can't touch eetu mäkiniemi's grief. u think i can't speak to georgi romanov. u think i can't get magnus chrona to square up #magnus break up w ur gf cause i'm bored (need you to hang persimmons from the rafters) #where the FUCK am i getting this from. it's not even persimmon season that was a month ago we just finished with the guavas #i think it's citrus season next? i think. i have no idea #still learning the seasons of the fruits in this goddamn garden #my sexiest imagine: men with potato peelers stripping the skin off of persimmons and tying strings around the stem #erotic...tender...graceful...hopeful... #fresno oilers.txt

[bb-eilish]

i was just on janitorai and I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN(not proofread so u know it’s good)

-fratboy!anakin inviting his gf to his frat’s anual halloween party

-goes as a sexy pirate, like tight leather pants, a little bandana, and a white flowy button down shirt, the only buttons that are buttoned are like two at the bottom so his boobs and abs are out

-you went as a sexy nun, short dress that has slits in the side, your cleavage is entirely out, cute high socks that have crosses on them, a cross necklace that sits perfectly in your cleavage, and a coif(headpiece) that sits on your hair, paired with some heavy eyeliner and black pumps

-anakin nearly blacks out when you open your door, you the same, he looks so hot with his chest out in that white shirt and the PANTS you can practically see the outline of his cock through them

-you both go to the party and totally dominate some beer pong before going to the kitchen

-you ask him what drinks he has “Beer, white claws, i can whip up a screwdriver for you, or if you’re feel in’ fancy a nice, refreshing screw-anakin”

-so after laughing ofc now you’re making out on his bed when he gets a good idea

-“what if we role-played a little? You could confess all your dirty sins to the priest?”

-now that intrigues you

-“Okay, father, i’ll confess my sins” you lean on your elbows looking up at him hovering over you

-“Father, i’m afraid i need to be forgiven, every night I think of you and- i know it’s a sin- but i touch myself thinking it’s you. Do you forgive me, ….father?” you say with big eyes

-he’s been hard but now he’s throbbing

“I see, sister, i think we must..understand the seriousness of this sin so i’m able to forgive you”

-then he finger fucks you until you’re whining and moaning out

-so you thank him by shoving his cock down your throat, you make it a little dirty too

-like you pull off of him to spit on his tip a mixture of his pre cum and your spit, then you spread it around it with your tongue and it’s all sticky and shit

-he’s about to cum after seeing that so you jerk him off until he’s painting your cheeks and tongue

-you climb up next to him “Father, i’m all messy” you say with black tears of eyeliner and mascara running down your cheeks, his cum on your cheeks, and the remnants of the concoction you made escaping the sides of your lips

-he takes his thumb and wipes off his cum, sucking it off before kissing you

-the kiss tastes like his cum and it’s unbelievably sloppy and wet which turns you both on even more

-as he teases your puffy and wet pussy with his cock you play into the part for him

-“You’re so big, Father, are you sure you’ll fit? I’m a virgin after all” DUDE EXPLODES

-“Sister I know you’ll take it so well for me”

-After coming inside of you, you still haven’t finished so you lean over and kiss up and down his sweaty neck and chest, nipping at ear

-“Father, i need you to eat my pussy, make me cum” omg omg

-goes absolutely crazy and you end up squirting a good amount, dude just swallow everything he possibly can

-he has a kink now and is ready to actually go to church if this is what the lord brings him

-“So, am I forgiven, Father?” you ask absolutely fucked out to all hell

-“For now”

-AHHHHHHHHHHH

#anakin skywalker smut #anakin smut #star wars smut #star wars x reader #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin x reader #MY BRAIN HAS BEEN SO FULL #I HAVE MORE

[diabolikpersonals]

kou cl endings!

euphoria end:

ruki, with the use of shin’s super good nose, is chasing kou and yui through the forest. yuma and azusa were left behind to fight ayato and kanato. kouyui reach the church and rest there, and kou talks about how pathetic he feels that he couldn’t protect her enough :’( but yui’s like “nooo! u came to rescue me and you were so cool!”

just when kou is talking about how he can’t stand to fight ruki, who saved him when he was in the orphanage, ruki shows up like “tough shit, we’re fighting anyway.” kou pulls out his sword and ruki asks if he thinks he can win, to which kou replies, “NOPE but I have to try!!!”

during the sword fight, kou can tell ruki isn’t seriously trying to kill him. so he lowers his sword to let ruki strike him, but as he expected, ruki stops right before his sword makes contact. but even though that proves how close he is, it’s still not enough to bring back ruki’s memories. so kou takes drastic measures and gets himself hurt on purpose!!! ;-; and that works! ruki is back!!!

…but it looks like kou is, uh, dying. ruki thinks it’s all his fault. yui is inconsolable. but then ruki’s like, “wait a sec.” and he tastes the blood (lmfao I was so shocked) and then asks yui to taste it too.

I know this sounds like I’m making shit up but you have to believe me. it’s not blood, it’s ketchup. kou fucking pranked them. kou used the ivy to make armor underneath his clothes, so he’s totally fine. yuma taught him how to make that. everybody say thanks, yuma!

(if there was ketchup everywhere, wouldnt it smell like ketchup? like, really strongly? especially to a vampire nose?)

kou and yui kiss in the church, and u might remember that that’s the key to leaving this place, so the world falls apart and we wake up in eden. in the order im playing, kou is only the second one so far to complete socrates’ experiment in the “proper” way, so socrates is like “hell yeah, great job!” then he explains his whole plan as usual. kou’s like “FUCK you, dont EVER do that again” and socrates peaces out. he says he won’t appear again. that’s kinda sad, he’s a great plot device :’)

so everybody goes to their respective homes and stops fighting. the final scene is kou and yui deciding they’d be late for school so they can cuddle on the couch some more. yui prays these days will last forever.

it would’ve been really nice to get a mukami family reunion scene…!! but I guess we dont always get what we want, do we? lol

labyrinth end:

…kou can’t fight ruki :( he drops his sword instead. he apologizes over and over, because this means giving up yui, but yui tells him he’s done nothing wrong.

so kou and yui are taken and locked up separately. ruki tortures kou for several days, trying to get kou to give him info on how to become the overlord. eventually, shin comes to check on yui (who isnt eating) and to tell her that kou died. tortured to death! yui’s like “but he’s a vampire!” and shin’s like “vampires can TOTALLY die from that.” but yknow, he’s lying, as shin tends to do

well, yui fell for the lie, and shin just so happened to leave her alone with the knife that came with her dinner. shin is a fucking idiot. yui kills herself like immediately. was it worth the stupid joke, shin?? did u have fun??? everybody’s gonna yell at him later, I just know it.

everybody (kou included, cuz he’s NOT DEAD) is in eden. kou wakes up and sees his gf bleeding from her neck. she wont open her eyes.

karl heinz shows up and explains what happened. kou says that he’d rather stay trapped in that fake dimension if it means being able to see yui again, and he begs karl heinz to make that happen. karl heinz is like “okay sure” and he sends kou back in to live with a fake yui forever. this experiment was a failure, but for now, he’ll let adam dream.

so kou lives forever and ever with fake yui. he doesnt care if it’s a dream or an illusion or whatever, he just wants to drown in it </3

#text #cl kou

[toournextadventure]

omg eventually what if birb ends up being like"oKaY that ma'am is enough" so they use all of what they have to get this lil southern lady worked up. Like accompanies them to church wearing a suit. And uses their muscles against her by being all sweaty and shirtless standing outside in a tank top and doing smth or another like chopping wood even tho it's the summer and like working in a garden or smth and at this point all of the other gfs are in on it. Like Lorraine u dug that grave for yourself so. But they don't mind the free show either. And eventually when Lorraine can't take it anymore like is full on staring no shame at all or is ogling birb from indoors, does birb let up and fuck her. Except oops their muscles hurt a lil too much so it ends with Lorraine either riding their face or thigh while whimpering and biting her lips bc let's be honest she brought this on herself. And finally does birb get peace. Until the next week. I feel like Lorraine is just as horny as Vada or Tara but is better at hiding it that lil southern Belle as you say has a lot of experience with hiding h word ness

No but Birb would, just like "You know, two can play this game 😠" and does everything in their power to get Lorraine back. And yeah, all the other gfs are very well aware of what's going on. So when Lorraine comes in all flustered because "have you seen what they're doing?" They're all like "... just so you know, it's your fault we're all having to sit here and suffer." They have no sympathy for her at all. And they won't help her either because, as they have made it painfully clear, it's her own fault. So Lorraine gives up and Birb is just "oh, that's a shame though, I'm kinda sore. But you can do what you want if you really think you need to" and just watches with a smug grin as Lorraine does her best to get even just the tiniest bit of relief because Lorraine is absolutely as horny as Vada and Tara but she would die before she let anyone know

#multiverse birb

[soldier-poet-king]

Sexism? Implicit homophobia? Double standards? IN MY FAMILY?? 🙃🙃🙃

Bro 1 either got really drunk and stayed over at his friends (likely) or is MISSING (unlikely), but he didn't even send a text and didn't come home overnight and my mother is FLIPPING OUT and like low-key it's a little funny bc he's 23 and she's been letting him come home at all hours since highschool, I'm talking like, hes regularly crawling in when I'm getting up to leave for work, and sure he can do whatever he wants idgaf he no longer takes even a modicum of advice from others (tho it's super annoying when he wakes me up coming in at 4am since we're the only two in the basement)

HOWEVER, like, do u think he's gonna get any flack for this? Absolutely not. If I'm 30 min late coming home from work IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AT AGED 26 I get in SO MUCH SHIT. God forbid I fall asleep on the bus and forget to text that I'm running late. Or walking home from my Nonna's at night (less than 1 block) I have to text to say I lived, but none of my male cousins or brothers do, despite some of them being MINORS. Or like. I can't even take the subway at night without my mother constantly texting and begging me to let her pick me up like a child (aka tmg concert getting out at midnight but I very specifically stayed sober since I was alone) but nooo my brother can go bar hopping at all hours and she'll just. Go to bed and let him leave.

He can just do whatever the fuck he wants because he's a BOY and he's also our mother's FAVOURITE (the rest of the siblings all agree on that one, me and bro 2 are like 🤝 least loved & most criticized children solidarity), and he's also capable of SUCH anger, he's largely apathetic to the general world and highly selfish, but when he gets mad he he's MAD tbh I fear that anger a bit and so now no one will criticize him at all? He gets away with EVERYTHING and I can't even leave stuff out in the house where I LIVE WITHOUT GETTING SHIT

Also like he was living with his gf and not going to church and all that, and I literally Do Not Care At All, that's his business, but again the hypocrisy of it all from the parents, when theyre supportive of him - literally bought and moved their shared bed - even tho he's "going against their professed values" or however my father wants to phrase it, but god forbid I just EXIST as a queer person, even if I'm single. Like. HELLO???? I can never be out ever

Like yes I'm glad they're not assholes to him but also WHY DO I GET SO MUCH SHIT FOR LITERALLY MY BENIGN EXISTENCE

#franposting #more insane behaviour from this house #hes also moved back full time so fuck me #we have a. strained. relationship. if anything other than anime or video games is discussed #and like i get it and shit kinda went weird for him w college #but 99% of that is his own fault #and my mothers and his gf for enabling him #like oh my god be responsible #he can cook and clean but when it comes to big life stuff like finances and course registration and all that? GET UR SHIT TOGETHER OMFG #anyway. im not even worried he definitely got really drunk or probs a lil high and didnt come back #fine whatever i dont actually care. hes determine to be like this #HOWEVER i AM PISSED #about the DOUBLE STANDARDS #AND THE SEXISM OF IT ALL #everyday. im like. oh my god i need to move out but i cant afford to #and if my job contract is getting renewed it makes no sense to move out #i could buy a car AND save some. if i lived here for another year and workedin my jon #but like. F U C K M E i am ratttling the bars of my cage #its ok. ok. fresh kale at home. i am going to make some good ass salads and oasta for lunches this week #meal prep will be ok. i am not going to commit violence

[childeproof]

random selfship thoughts I need to get out b4 i explode

jamison uses men’s deodorant bc it’s stronger and funny to smell like bear musk. sometimes carmen & jamison accidentally switch deodorants n they barely even notice

spiderverse self insert so i can ship with movie version of lyla ermm she’s gonna be ai too but maybe more cyborg like? I want her to have a physical form, so maybe she’s just a robot with a synthetic “human” heart + brain of sorts? she’s hopeless, also, was originally evil & now is learning good within spider hq. helps ppl train and stuff.

i talked abt josejoanfk like once four years ago ( /exaggeration ) but I’ve been thinking probably I’ll separate the ship & do josephine x joan & make a new s/i for jfk & maybe also date confucius bc he’s deff a 100 gecs guy lolll ( I find that insanely attractive )

need to redo my f/o rentry…

thinking of selfshipping with batman AND the riddler.. fully succumbing to the syndrome

I need to make a s/i for idv!!! maybe a sailor, rescue type. grew up as a church girl, transitioned into a man and became a sailor 4 the us navy.. maybe the name cld be griffin? at sea, he can forget his past and find peace; all until he reaches land once more. but anyways i selfship with kevin from idv currently but.. looking at jose anne & fucking frederick u sopping wet cat u. the polycule 5some of all time i’ll draw a chart someday

im thinking of my first dc self insert for batman + riddler will have experience in opera ( watching, singing, whatever ) bc I have interest in that.

my mlp girlfriend rarity I don’t know if I will ever make a proper mlp self insert bc I just make a bunch of pony ocs but I still love her I’ve had a crush on her since. I was like a wee wain.

MAYBE I CAN REMAKE MY TDI SELF INSERT ( bc. I need to ) and i’ll have max ( tdi oc, magician ) and my tdi self insert will be an opera singer who doesn’t talk much, she’s just rlly quiet and people are surprised when she finally speaks. also she dates Trent bc he puts in the effort to get to know her. also she’s Irish in part.

need to make a jjba self insert too bc of my gf hermes like.. work 2 do tbh

OK AND I NEED TO MAKE A COOKIE RUN S/I TOO BC MANGO COOKIE IS BASICALLY MY BFF. EUGH WORK 2 DO!

Ken & Allan & keith drive me insane kellath kellith.. actually every time I post abt them I create like two new possible ship names for the trio but I never like any of them. lollll but I think they r so flutterdashjack coded in many ways. i always think of them trying to share a bed all together and allan ends up on the floor. bc the bed isn’t big enough for three ( they find a new bed soon enough dw )

ermm yea I need to go through my tiktok favs & update my Pinterest boards & notion for selfshipping but I’m busy on this post lol

#childeproof

[discountdyke]

so the thing is that after thanksgiving I realized I seriously can't go back to my parents without addressing all of the abuse. I figured this would happen at some point, but I didn't realize it would be so soon. wrote out some very long letters to both parents, both revealing and acknowledging secrets about the abuse and looking for a way forward. put the letters in the mail tuesday evening and I've heard nothing about it from my parents so far.

somehow, I felt okay with all of this, and I still sort of do. I thought I would break down and seriously lose function but i just...haven't. I definitely feel depressed, but I don't feel like the whole world is crashing down. I feel like I can survive this without completely losing control, and that feels so wrong? shouldn't I be sobbing all day? that's how I was living in their house. and I have been grieving so much the past year or so for the childhood and parents I deserved but never had.

but what seriously sucks is that I'm basically unemployed bc I have a church gig that's about 4 hours a week. which is like, cool I'm getting some money, but it's not keep my occupied for part of the day. I need to get back into a practice routine which I honestly haven't really had for the past 3 years.

I'm sick of going thru the motions of trying to distract myself. I'm tired of trying to mark things off the list when I still feel so numb and tired. I dont want to think about how things will get better, I just want to sit in my pain. but if I don't check off enough things then I feel horrible about myself and my life. I define so much of myself on productivity so not having a job at all makes that kinda difficult when I'm depressed.

and just when I was getting my footing with all of this, new horrific memories popped up. they just absolutely can't be real, and yet I know in my heart they must be. that's part of this process. that's what happens when u were forced to split into pieces as a toddler. but why now? why is there more? how can there be anything more devastating than what I learned last year? and if that can be true, what else will I find? when will I actually be done with this?

and of course I feel ashamed bc I feel like my flashbacks aren't real (they are) and I feel like I can't grieve my parents when they're alive and my gfs dad just died (even though there is no monopoly on grief) and I feel incredibly guilty for "being mean" to my parents (who inflicted horrific trauma) and for making my gf worry (bc she cares about me). I hate that so much of my brain operates on shame. feels like I can't do anything now without being ashamed of myself somehow.

and I never liked christmas but this really is a bad time of year to confront your parents about 20 years of abuse bc everyone else is spending time with their families. thank fucking god I start the conversion process in few months and also that elise and I got to spend hannukah together so we had a holiday in that way. I just wish the entire world wasn't crashing around me while I lay depressed and dissociated from it all in bed.

#talking tag #i cry for like 10 minutes each day and I feel numb or anxious the rest of the time #it sucks so bad. and it's fucking nighttime at 5pm every day so that's REALLY not helping lmao

[summersareknives]

hi ess <3

miss taylor: dancing with our hands tied, blank space, & treacherous <3

ty for the fic rec <3 i love texting fics sm i eat em up everytime. here's one for u, operation: toebeans by moonymoment (cute lil wolfstar fic, they fuck around with minnie and shes so tired of them)

chatting <3

id love to see a massive colonel sanders statue irl. it would definitely be significant enough for people to make pilgrimages to it & in fact i think id visit it myself.

fuck san francisco (im sure its lovely) i hate it there (it looks kinda cool tbh). sadly we've already broken best friend code cause she lives in a different city for uni 💔💔 havent seen that bitch since the beginning of january and im losing my mind. but its fine i think i get to see her this month🕺

ah yes the only two requirements to date someone: be hot and funny. (no but fr thats it. the bar is so low)

hozier <3333 (yes canadian money smells like maple syrup!!! just the notes though not the coins. i wish the coins were scented too)

now for the jesus/judas au..... i think peter simply has to be judas. but for jesus i wanna say james because judas revealed jesus' identity = peter revealing james & lily's location (although sirius as jesus would be funny too with his long jesus-like hair & the way he kinda came back to life via escaping azkaban)

american harry styles scares me fr.

fuck seagulls like actually. they always steal my food at the beach while im swimming and i cant swim back in time to stop them. theyre public enemies around these parts.

oh god. an eighteen year old dating a fourteen year old while he has another gf...... so fucking gross. (someone free both those girls rn. actual leonardo dicaprio behaviour)

i got anne carson's sappho fragments book for christmas & i was gonna go ahead and annotate it but now i feel like i should wait until i have someone to annotate it for. or maybe ill just annotate it and then i can give it to my person when they come along <3

ur def right im the opposite of final girl material but i am impulsive and stubborn so i will explore the church if its the last thing i do. (it will be the last thing i do cause im gonna end up getting myself killed)

six cans of monster can cure anything & i truly believe that. even a horrible hangover.

philosopher's stone>>>> sorcerer's stone sounds so bad anyways. im glad canada isnt quite dumb enough to get the sorcerer's stone treatment.

all of my halloween costumes are pretty lame tbh. i was a bee for my first bday (hence my nickname) but ive been a witch, vampire, zombie, ghost, etc. nothing special really

u should definitely tell harvard. theyd be too stunned to deny u entry its foolproof.

i loved blowing things up in chem. truly my only motivation to go to class.

using music apps based on our fav colours thats so real of us.

i may not have gotten wingstop but i did see florida (jumpscare)

joey in season one <3333

infinite bag of money thats a great idea how did i not think of that.

u will be banker one day. im manifesting this for u.

tumblr will forever be the superior social media idc. this website is untouchable.

oh god that guys a mummy's boy...... freud would absolutely lose his mind. a field day.

i understand u. like sometimes ur drunk self has a mind of its own and will do random shit. ive cut my hair drunk and woke up very confused but at least i managed to not botch it!!!

love in the dark is SUCH A JEGULUS SONGGG oh my god. adding to my jegulus playlist right this instant.

omg listening to music while looking at art>>>>>> perfection. makes u feel so peaceful and cool fr. (WENDYS!!! i love wendys so much.)

ur completely right id rather be having a horrible time with liv than be somewhere nice with someone i hate. doesnt matter what we're doing or whats happening it'll just be better if shes there.

i love that taylor likes 13 like yes girl me too. but 13 is actually a lucky number in italy so my family has always liked it!

oh god james and lily im so sorry......im just glad i wasnt born in 1981 or else id be highly suspicious that im the reincarnation of one of them.

american and canadian accents are super similar unless we're talking southern united states or far eastern canada. they literally sound irish over there no joke.

drarry <3 i just love the angst. so many possibilities for them.

jily & jegulus <33 ur right, jegulus for the fics (theres just SO many good ones) but jily for the ships theyre just so sweet.

after that guy i swore to never watch a movie for someone i like ever again. (also mainly because most of the time the movie is SO BAD!!!!) but yes its so cute when ur watching something with someone and they tell u all about it <333

we kinda did have a lot of paint lying around! it was mostly just lil kid art sets with crappy cheap markers and pencils but they were fun. if i was lucky i was allowed to use my parents fancy stuff.

it was genuinely so funny like i wish i couldve seen the sock fall from the audience's perspective i bet it was ridiculous.

literally ezra/aria. it was so gross but at least it wasnt real.

rude old people make me so mad like how have u lived so much of ur life and still carry so much hate in u......get a life old lady!!!!!!

hermione & harry <33

its true dramione fics are better. romione fics are usually just as bland as they are in canon. still cute tho.

tote bags!!!! love em. and omg a pride and prejudice tote thats so cool. i have one with constellations all over it i love it sm. (but also tote bags make my shoulders hurt so bad i swear im gonna get scoliosis one day)

wireless headphones till i die!!!!! how am i supposed to clean my room while watching netflix or something with wired headphones. how am i supposed to cook with wired headphones.

omg a 2! alexa play lover by taylor swift. (im a 5, apparently the investigators. i do love solving a good puzzle so ill take it)

red nail polish 4ever. looks good with anything i swear. my fav is a dark wine red and its just perfect.

wait thats so funny. it sounds straight out of an episode of friends or something. (glad everyones okay!!!!)

THATS SO CUTE!!!!! AHHHHH! top tier gift fr.

also a top tier gift. signed copies of ur fav books + unabridged podg + museums???? a flawless gift.

THE EMMA QUOTE OHHHH MY GOD!! i love that quote so fucking much. those are all so good. quotes that make u feel completely unzipped are the best always.

that poem is so good wtf. "i fear no fate (for you are my fate my sweet)" WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!! IM UNWELL.

i wanna visit the lake district so bad ohhh my god. it looks so nice. the air looks so crisp there.

the locket that is so cute im crying!!!!!! i have a pic of liv and i from when were like 3/4 grinning at each other and ive wanted to put it in a locket forever so u have inspired me thatll be her bday gift.

tigers are so cool thats an excellent choice. king of the jungle fr.

horror movies & romcoms thats so real of u. the duality of man. & horror movie adrenaline rushes are unlike anything i swear.

not picking between jily and jegulus REAL!!! theyre both so perfect.

answering qs!

im not allergic to anything! (that i know of. so far so good.)

i totally believe in fate, at least to the "everything happens for a reason" degree. i think people need to just live their lives and let things happen cause we cant control everything and it would be impossible to even try. if its meant to be then itll be.

i accidentally fucked up a really good friendship a while ago by not being there for someone when they needed it (to be fair we were both going THRU it so i didnt realize) but we both moved on & they had moved to a different school so we drifted apart eventually. shit happens but theyre happier now so thats good.

i wake up bright and early (its 12pm.) i gracefully get out of bed (i sit on my phone for half an hour before dragging myself out of bed) i go brush my teeth and do skincare (i do brush my teeth but i definitely dont feel like doing skincare) i go make a nice nutritious meal (i make a coffee and some toast if its a good day) i do a wakeup workout (i sit in bed and drink my coffee) i get dressed for the day (im not changing out of my pjs) i do my makeup (im not doing my makeup) i head to campus for my class (my class is online. i stay in bed.)

spiderman or thor!!! ive never read any of the comics so this is purely based on their movies but peter parker i love that man. and thor is a dumb idiot i love him.

i think id switch lives with either elon musk or jeff bezos so i can give away all their money to charity or to pay for important things that they can afford like solving world hunger. i think id also love to switch lives with timothee chalamet like what goes on in that boy's head hes so funny sometimes.

(like which pre-existing fic do i wish i was the author of?) i wish i had written just lovers by zar (also intermission by zar) just because that fic is a masterpiece and to be the author of such a work of art would be an honour.

i wish i had written the iliad and the odyssey cause it would be cool as fuck to be as iconic as homer. (also since homer mightve not actually existed id love to be that much of an enigma too. keep em guessing)

ive never been in love! ive liked people but it never gets past that. i guess im just waiting for the right person to come along. but also, in a way i think i fall in love with everyone i meet. some people are just so cool and ill carry that memory of them forever.

i dance and sing a lot when im drunk. i get loud in general but i will karaoke the shit out of whatever is playing. also i get giggly cause everything becomes funny for no reason.

the worst fight liv and i have had is so dumb, she called me telling me that she was having people over at her place for her bday. i said i wasnt sure if i could make it bc i had 4 papers due that same weekend but i would try bc i obviously wanted to be there for her bday. she called me back a bit later sobbing saying she wanted me to be there and that she was mad i might miss it, i started sobbing because i felt bad and because i was overwhelmed, i told her okay, id be there no matter what, she said okay. we hung up and then she called me back 10 mins later completely fine and we both apologized for the dramatics & everything was fine and i managed to write my 4 papers in time so i could go. (uni and exams were kicking both our asses & we both had a breakdown cause neither of us had slept in like 2 days at that point lmfao)

probably either stargazing and seeing sirius & regulus & that comet, or when i last saw liv in january - we got coffee and walked around a lake for like 3 hours and talked shit abt the bitchy people from high school. it was lovely.

jegulily yes! ive never read any jegulily but i wouldnt mind reading some at some point. again, james has two hands!!! plus i think their dynamic is so fun.

i actually dont watch a whole lot of romcoms so i had to look up which movies would be considered romcoms and from that search my favs that ive seen are: enchanted, easy A, mamma mia, & 10 things i hate about you!

i also dont watch a lot of horror movies but i was fucking OBSESSED with IT in 2017 like fully obsessed. my entire personality was from that goddamn movie.

qs for u!

piercings vs tattoos?

whats your fatal flaw?

if u were any emoji which would u be?

whats ur love language?

fav superhero?

fav fic of all time

fav disney/pixar movie?

whats ur preferred method of annotating books? (like do u add random commentary or do u add deep analysis & thoughts?

what do u think ur animagus would be?

fav aesthetic?

do u prefer to stay in to watch a movie or go to the theatres?

fav day of the week and why

whats your literary archetype? (fun lil quiz, i got the ruler)

thats all for now <3

-bee

bee my darling <333

(first apologies for replying late.I seem to have a knack with doing those kind of things. but now I'm on half-term break , exams are over, so I'm mostly a free bird !!!)

miss Taylor -

dancing with our hands tied - JEGULUS - 'I loved u in secret'. that's all. secret love is theirs , they own it . also also , this is so regulus's line - 'I loved you in spite of Deep fears that the world would divide us'. HIM HIM HIMMMM.

blank space - all the women - I simply couldn't choose between them and since this song is very very female rage to me , I'll say all of them. especially Marlene , because if she's one to sleep around , you just know she was shamed for it.

treacherous - WOLFSTAR - I just really feel the vibe of sirius being like 'I'll follow you home' and remus thinking that the love he feels for sirius is treacherous !!!

chatting ----->

nah imagine being under that statue and you see boxes of free kfc just hanging around . colonel the redeemer would be gods child fr.

everything in the us looks either cool or dangerous. SHE BROKE THE BFF CODE. yta divorce immediately. lu lives like five minutes away from me and it's to and fro from there like everyday. I see him all the time and I haven't even thought about the possibility that one day I might not see him everyday. like that's not happening. peace to u bee , u brave for not tearing the fuck up.

nah fr where are my hot and funny little bitches/bastards. like bro come here and kiss me on the mouth and take me out and we can get married in like an hour.

hosier is bae baeeee. (that's so fucking cool. and I think the coins should so smell like maple syrup. it's fucking unjust that they don't. sue Trudeau.)

Peter = judas and James = Jesus (and I so see ur point with the sirius looking like Jesus parallel. like James (if he was alive) would've so made some jokes about that.

TALKING ABOUT HARRY STYLES - please tell me you saw him at the brit awards yesterday. please. I was in fucking tears when I saw. like broooo he mentioned Zayn??? my boy Zayn ???? my directioner heart is healing for real. (and lewis Capaldi is probably the only person in the world who can among to get the band back together. he has the power.)

I get chased by them whenever I'm at the beach and they've stolen chips from my fish and chips before and it's so fucking annoying like genuinely I wish they'd go fuck themselves.

no genuinely someone should arrest that guy. fucking hate him. piss bag.

ahhhhh annotate it and then buy a new copy for your person and annotate with shit like 'made me think of u' and everything I would cry my fucking eyes out if someone gave me that.

nah bee a nun gonna fly in and drop kick u in the face (now laughing at this image)

it did not cure my hangover ! it made it worse !!! and the worst part was that lu was also hungover so he couldn't work his magic with his hangover potion. and he also emptied his insides out (he threw up) and I was his sick nurse and made him soup and everything. (he was so out of it it was funny as fuck)

canada is smarter than the use for sure (free healthcare and gun control for one.)

bee as a bee oh my god that's so cute (and those costumes aren't lame they're classics)

fr Harvard is so calling.

blowing things up is so so fun. I used ethanol in class recently (there was a big boom) and it was very funnn.

yes pink and green stay winning always >>>

ew not florida ewwwwww.

joey is just bae. I love him so so much. (his funeral fit stays banging.)

I'm just smarter than u bee , let's face it.

update on the banking thing - he said no. he just doesn't like powerful women.

tumblr is so bae , like vanilla extract is so funny to me now

freud would love to dissect that boy fr.

cutting your hair drunk ??? and not botching it ??? you are the chosen one. I bow down to your brilliance.

THE MOST JEGULUS SONG TO EVER JEGULUS. yes yes u must add it. can't believe it wasn't already there in the first place.

it is so perfect. such a vibe honestly. (Wendy's slaps hard. but it wasn't square so I feel betrayed.)

bad times with your best friend so that ten years in the future you can look back and laugh on how stupid and dumb you were.

ahhh no my family has always considered 13 bad luck. but I don't believe it so 13 stays winning <333

can't tell the difference fr (Irish ??? never knew that that's fucking weird (in a good way))

DRARRRRRRYYYYYY the angst is unmatched. unmatched I tell you.

jegulus fics are so so so good I eat them up like soup. and jily is just - perfect. I love them. I love it so so much.

no because those kind of movies are so weird. it annoys me so much. (but watching stuff with someone who's obsessed with the thing you're watching ??? like whatttt. it's so sweet. eg Lu's fucking obsessed with sports and shit and he knows I'm just not - so he always always explains shit to me like when to cheer which team we support and everything.)

I would feel so proud if it was me and I was allowed to use the fancy paints. like so so important and everything I would love it so so much.

I can imagine it now. sock falling in slow motion.

yes thank fuck for that.

get a life of their own frrrr. high time considering their lives are just about to end.

herm and harry are my darlings honestlyyy

yes yes romione is so cute and awesome but I don't personally like fics about them fr.

OH MY GOD A CONSTELLATION TOTE ???? honestly you're so fucking awesome it's fucking coooolllll.

WIRELESS HEADPHONES 5ever fr fr. could never deal with the wires when I'm doing stuff.

LOVVVVERRRRR. ( a 5 ??? that's awesome !!!)

mine's that kind of red or a classic bright red. love them classics and everything I love it <33

it really really really was. (we're all good but we have matching scars now ! hey - tattoos right there ???)

no I loved it so so much I love it so fucking much it's cool as fuck. prize present <33

I'm literally the best friend ever he should bow down to me and my excellence. (no but I just got him all his favourite things and bro got super emotional and everything. )

YES I FEEL SO UNZIPPED WHEN I READ THAT SHIT I FUCKING LOVE IT SOOTHES ME. those kind of confession quotes will always be so dear to me.

YES YES U GET IT. favourite poem ever <33

the air is super crisp and everything feels mega real up there. like I am hyper-aware of the fact that I exist.

yes yes a locket like that is so so cute. she will keep it close to her heart trust <333

YES TIGERS. GO TIGERS.

horror movies & romcoms have my whole heart. rom-coms come first , but horror movies are a close second. (and horror-coms are lovely too !!!)

jily and jegulus are amazing. top-tier always.

reviewing your q's -

god bless u and ur immune system. the chosen 1 fr.

fate fate fate. I believe in destiny and fate and I love it because I really truly believe that I could bump into someone and fall in love. like it could so so happen. It will happen. manifesting the fuck out of it.

friendship break ups make me so so sad. like damn you don't want me anymore???? sad as fuck. (glad you both are doing good now !!!!)

WHAT A FUCING MOOD. same though. I think it's something in the air when I'm getting ready for school. like I get ten times more slugger in the morning I'm getting up for school like I really curse the fuck out of everyone and their mothers.i do it so often.

Peter Parker always <33333. I love them so so so much.(tom and toby and ANDREWWWWW)

(yes yes that's what I meant !!!) I so so need to fucking read it I swear I'll do it. I'm going to do it as soon as I have time honest.

homer is iconic you're so right. keep them guessing always and forever for reals.

I fall in love every time I look in the mirror. no but if we're being honest - me neither. I feel like it's coming though. I love love and I want to be in love too. (meeting the best people and carrying the memory of them forever >>>)

NO HONESTLY. man wearing hat ???? funny as fuckkkk.

not being able to go places because you have exams is so so so fucking annoying. like exams can go to hell (she cried for u ??? that's so sad and honest and sweet honestly best friend GOALS.)

talking shit about bitchy people with your best friend >>>> especially because it's always the darnedest things too and the best friends we have would never expect it and it's always so funny to shock them.

I honestly don't really mind jegulily. I think it's fun , and I might read a couple fics here and there but they'll never be my OTP. I love them , but jegulus and jily stay winning alwayssss.

'I hate the way I don't hate u. not even a little bit , not even at all.' my heartttt. and also Cameron is amazing and needs to be appreciated more.

q's -

now I love piercings (want at least 3 in each ear) but tattoos because to me they can hold much more meaning than a piercing. like it would be amazing and they just .... do stuff piercings can't. piercings still slap though.

loyalty to the people I love. like I've said this before , but I'd absolutely go feral if anything untoward happened to the people I love. i would genuinely fuck the aggressor up. like I genuinely feel like I saw a ten foot tall hunky muscle guy slap lu once , and I was there , I'd get so mad I'm pretty sure my sheer anger would scare him the fuck away. but I'd do it even if they were wrong. like if he says the sky is purple in front of people he doesn't like , then the sky is mf purple until we get home then I ask him what the fuck is going on.

the raising a single eyebrow one. I'm always making that facial expression. (I used to hang out with some pretty sus people and the things they used to say ..... shiver.) and of course the love heart ( where is my pink love heart , apple ?????? where is it ????) simply because I am a hopeless romantic.

acts of service !!! I will always do something like that for someone I love. like you need the groceries ??? not a single word more I'm going rn. also also love love giving gifts. like I really think them out .

SPIDERMANNNN. I love all 3 of them so so much I love the fuck out of them they're my favourites always always.

oh my god I couldn't possibly. but I could. (for each ship I have 1 or 2)

drarry - mental , temptation on the warfront.

jegulus - absentmindedly making me want you

dramione - wait & hope , isolation

wolfstar - of memories and milk thievery , lessen my load

nottpott (harry x theo nott) - rendevouz receipts , lethal combination

btw lethal combination is by the same author as the one who wrote the atlas six !!!! I love it so so much !!1 (nottpott is a guilty pleasure ship)

7. my favourite Disney movie is tangled always always <33333 unmatched. Pixar - UP (I fucking love it. it made me cry so so hard, I love it so so much)

8.i do both. like I have clear post-its , and sometimes I jot my notes down there , other times I have annotated the fuck out of them on the pages. in my copy of Gatsby , I have the word 'gay' written next to a lot of the times nick talks about Gatsby (maybe I'm biased but he was so in love with Gatsby.)

9.i'd love to be a black cat. mostly because I hate how they're said to be bad luck. like they're so sweet and cute and I just love them always. they're amazing. (plus being lazy and thinking they're better than everyone ??? so me honestly.)

10. dark academia !!! I so so so wanna live like that like it's the dream I love it so much. everything about it. the outfits , the scene , the vibes , the feel , the feeling that if I fall in love with someone , it'd kill me to be without them. I just LOVE it.

11. cinemas !!!! I love cinemas so much the vibes , the popcorn , the snacks I've snuck in , the way people clap when famous actors come onto screen >>>>

12. friday !!! end of the week , game night , no alarm to wake upto the next day . Friday has it all always. very dear and near to me <333

13.the lover !!!! no one was surprised by this honestly. it's very literally me. I am very much an idealist always looking for love wherever I can find it !!!

q's for uuuu -

which 1d member is your fave ?

top 5 Taylor songs ?

top Shakespeare quote ?

fave Shakespeare play ?

fave modern family character ?

style vs ootw?

cruel summer vs dress ?

fave tay tay lyric ?

controversial opinion you have ?

famous person you hate (not an obvious one like Kanye or John Mayer we all hate them they don't count) ?

sickest burn you've ever given ?

sickest burn you've ever got ?

moment when you wanted to slap liv's face the fuck off ?

moment you've been horrendously jealous ?

(beee beee beee I love u tonnes. sorry I've been so bad with replying. I'm so going back to normal after this I pinky promise. come back soon <3333333 I missed u!!!)

#ess waters a plant #bee <33 #ess's marauders x ts crossover

[baekhvuns]

I'm trying to remember what I said in one of my messages, but essentially I agreed that silver Hwa is underrated, I even argued with one of my "friends" cause they don't like him with lighter hair, stfu.

Also about talking to Ateez, I don't think I've ever had a coherent conversation with Wooyoung, but he's easy to talk to in general ihsusjanjdajxhjsjaja. And to answer your question which members are slightly more awkward to talk to, I feel like I don't know that much about Mingi and Yeosang 😭 our talks are always nice and fun, but idk. Like I might not have that much in common with Yunho or Jongho, but I find it easier to talk to them than Mingi and Yeo. 🤔 which pains me since Yeo is in my bias line

Aaaaand I need to listen to Kibum's album with more focus, cause I had no time to give it a proper listen, but he performed Villain in a cat hat so I won!

Omfg yes imagine if the Malta guy found Seonghwa and his first thought would be "I know his gf" instead "that girl lied to me" snhdisdhhdjsjssnsns. Malta was fun, didn't go to any of the 365 churches, but it was great, though I didn't really relax so I'm tired 😭

Model Seonghwa please come true ok, then I might change my mind. Also wtf is this assassin Seonghwa fic I'm hearing of, anon don't make me go crazy and stupid 😢

Yeah I can't believe my uber driver followed me to Malta, I told him to stay....

Lmao the Shinestar urges I get you. What did you say about the ending??? Will it be worse than Khr*nus... because I might block you bestie 🤨 you need to be stopped #stopmissbaek2022 go easy on me or I'm on my my way to Van City to 🤺

Btw I started reading this webtoon called For My Derelict Favorite, I relate to the protagonist because I am too very unhinged about my fave characters and would love to save some of them 😭 (me trying to teleport myself into the world of Khr*nus to fix everything)

Who the fuck is this sugar grandma I'm dying, lady please, why is she living my dream. The chicken foot necklac? The grip she has on Lix's hand... (apparently she's a racist transphobe, so I don't feel bad for saying that)

Fuck them kids, but Seonghwa with kids... hm, maybe I'm not opposed. Imagine a cute kindergarten teacher Hwa and Y/N who's basically forced to work there then sees the way Seonghwa cares for the lil gremlins and goes "maybe this job isn't that bad after all..."

Uh do you perhaps know Kim Jae Young because there's a new drama with him, even if it sucks ass I need to see it 😳 his recent drama Reflection of You fucked me up.

I need to find the Hwa call script in my notes so I can send it to you again!

P.S. ?????? Something is very wrong with that guy. I'm trying to be normal, but HOW? - DV 💖

hi helloo!!!

I'm trying to remember what I said in one of my messages, but essentially I agreed that silver Hwa is underrated, I even argued with one of my "friends" cause they don't like him with lighter hair, stfu.

AS U SHOULD,,, seonghwa be suiting every single colour atp and it's not even funny bc hOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE GODS FAVOURITE pls ask him that at a fan sign 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Also about talking to Ateez, I don't think I've ever had a coherent conversation with Wooyoung, but he's easy to talk to in general ihsusjanjdajxhjsjaja. And to answer your question which members are slightly more awkward to talk to, I feel like I don't know that much about Mingi and Yeosang 😭 our talks are always nice and fun, but idk. Like I might not have that much in common with Yunho or Jongho, but I find it easier to talk to them than Mingi and Yeo. 🤔 which pains me since Yeo is in my bias line

LMFAOOOO i just imagine him rambling and u trying to catch on but he switched the topic so ur more confused fbdbf,, AAAAAAA i kinda expected that ngl 😭 😭 they seem like ppl who u would have a better convo in person or when u know know them,, YEOSANG IS IN UR BIAS LINE????? NEW DAY NEW INFO????

Aaaaand I need to listen to Kibum's album with more focus, cause I had no time to give it a proper listen, but he performed Villain in a cat hat so I won!

EXACTLY HI IN THAT CAT SUIT,, IS WAIST???? GOD BLESS THAT MAN

Omfg yes imagine if the Malta guy found Seonghwa and his first thought would be "I know his gf" instead "that girl lied to me" snhdisdhhdjsjssnsns. Malta was fun, didn't go to any of the 365 churches, but it was great, though I didn't really relax so I'm tired 😭

LMFAOOO, and if he tells hwa and hwa's all "?????? s-sorry??" ahh hope ur gettting the rest needed!! if ur in england i guess 12 days of holidays for u (??) considering what happened to miss lizzie,, AH I WANTED TO ASK SINCE IN MALTA THERES this keyhole piazza dei cavalieri di malta,, did u have the chance to visit that???

Model Seonghwa please come true ok, then I might change my mind. Also wtf is this assassin Seonghwa fic I'm hearing of, anon don't make me go crazy and stupid 😢 //// Yeah I can't believe my uber driver followed me to Malta, I told him to stay....

kayq needs to make it happen, they got their first skincare endorsement it's only a matter of time they start getting the bigger branded ones, seonghwa for gucci or ysl im about to have a kai hwa meltdown irl and on fic 😭😭😭😭😭

Lmao the Shinestar urges I get you. What did you say about the ending??? Will it be worse than Khr*nus... because I might block you bestie 🤨 you need to be stopped #stopmissbaek2022 go easy on me or I'm on my my way to Van City to 🤺

iM literally writing that yunho fic under seonghwa's name jdjhv the ending, yES the ending yes, hope u like it <33 y/n unbothered girlboss era coming to ur area soon,,, LMFAOOOO BLOCK ME AFTER U SCREAM AT HOW DUMB SEONGHWA IS BHKDFFG come to van city <3

Btw I started reading this webtoon called For My Derelict Favorite, I relate to the protagonist because I am too very unhinged about my fave characters and would love to save some of them 😭 (me trying to teleport myself into the world of Khr*nus to fix everything)

oh??/ the main guy fine as hell, reminded me of tomoe 😭 😭 😭 LMFAOOOO KHRONUS SEONGHWA DEAD HE'S WAITING TO BE RESERRUCTED BY U

Who the fuck is this sugar grandma I'm dying, lady please, why is she living my dream. The chicken foot necklac? The grip she has on Lix's hand... (apparently she's a racist transphobe, so I don't feel bad for saying that)

that's actually me.

LMFHSDFSJKDHSFS NOT THE CHICKEN FOOT NECKLACE????? 😭 😭😭 😭😭 😭 ......no way????? omg what the hell is going on 😭 😭

Fuck them kids, but Seonghwa with kids... hm, maybe I'm not opposed. Imagine a cute kindergarten teacher Hwa and Y/N who's basically forced to work there then sees the way Seonghwa cares for the lil gremlins and goes "maybe this job isn't that bad after all..."

SO TRUE SO TRUE FUCK KIDS IF NOT WITH SEONGHWA >>>>> here me out, jock!seonghwa & teacherspet!y/n have to do mandatory volunteering services at a kindergarten boom boom LIL GREMLINS GGHHJRHBJVEHJ sometimes i see some wild kids and want to discipline them and then i rmr they arent mine,,, go crazy go stupid i guess just not next to me jehheshjdfh i would like to say,in the universe of hwa and yn, their child, youngest, hyun is a wild child, if wooyoung and baekhyun was in one, that is what it would be like

Uh do you perhaps know Kim Jae Young because there's a new drama with him, even if it sucks ass I need to see it 😳 his recent drama Reflection of You fucked me up.

STOP BC I WAS GONNA SEND U THIS SGDFHGAFGH I KNOW HIM AND WHY DID HE GET SO FINE AGAIN 😭😭 😭 i am very intrigued just by the video and the personality he shows and i am certain seonghwa au will happen, BUT I SAW THE TRAILER AND GO KYUNG PYO'S IN IT??? this better not turn out to be like true beauty, pls give jaeyoung a chance 😭😭 😭 that jaeyoung reminded me of this hwa and 😳 😳

I need to find the Hwa call script in my notes so I can send it to you again! //// P.S. ?????? Something is very wrong with that guy. I'm trying to be normal, but HOW? - DV 💖

YES PLS DO !!!,, why would u send that to me, esp after u sent that nose presentation, DO U THINK MY HEART IS WEAK???? BC IT IS PLS FASJFHJHF

Hellloooo I forgot to say this but why is my uber driver's clone on the cover of Vogue???

i have a few questions about ur uber driver actually,,, what's going on.

Also imagine this... what would you do 🎤

sweet home alabama.

This is so cute, I've been taking care of my manga collection recently and bought so much 😭 I also sold some things, but wheew I need a separate room for my kpop and manga stuff. Aaaaaand I watched or re-watched a lot of shoujo anime and my bad habit of coming up with Seonghwa AUs based on the shows is getting out of hand... h e l p - DV 💖

omg my bookstore would never 😭 😭 😭 😭 but that's such a cool idea,,, OOOOOOO which ones did u own?? i owned a maid sama volume once bgbfg NO EXACTLY WHAT U SAID ABT WATCHING SHOUJO AND MAKING HWA THE MAIN LEAD IN THEM THEM I , ALSO, EVERY SINGLE, SHOW. currently stuck at usui as hwa 😭 😭thoughts 🎤

u should gift this to hwa one fine day

second slide??? 😭😭

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

[iiicarus0]

blasphemy

here we are, given these tired bodies and calloused hands and feet,

the burden pushed upon us like this, so what are we going to do with them?

the angel comes to you in the night and scratches at your window til you let him in,

let him tell you all about rusting halos and war and lightning-strike bones, and

just before the tears spill over, let him pull you closer than you've ever been to anyone.

my aunt who always did drink too much told me once that an angel had hugged her one night

and that it had felt like collapsing into a pile of branches, twigs and bark poking into her skin,

but it didn't hurt, she said, looking up from the river rocks we'd been painting.

it didn't hurt. there was paint on her hands and something hiding behind her eyes.

being holy is too much. i don't see why you'd want it.

being a thing with dead eyes and an absent father, living in fear of anything less than Perfection.

so to hell with being holy, i tell you. instead let's opt for being here now with each other in these bodies

but even that is a lot to ask, i know it is. Selfish to ask that of you. Selfish to ask you to be with me.

but Selfish is what i am, so i run to your house at midnight and scratch at your window til you let me in,

and i tell you about feeling wind on your skin in autumn and waking from a nightmare

to the smell of bread baking in the kitchen and the person you love running a hand over your hair

and maybe it's a sin for Us to want these things, pure as they may be, pure as we may be,

and i don't know about you, but i'm tired of pursuing purity like this,

tired of pursuing this when there's a perfectly wonderful girl sitting across from me.

so out your window we go, nothing but drawstring bags on our backs,

and you're chasing me down to the creek near my house and every now and then

i'll feel your hand brush against mine and suddenly my bones feel like lightning.

young footsteps against asphalt and soil and leaves, and then there we are

at the place where the stones are not yet painted and it's not wrong of me to love you.

we leave our bibles by the roots of an old oak, kick off our shoes, wade in.

the water is cool in the night air when you push me under, cool when you slip on the mossy rocks and fall in after me.

here is a new start, i tell you as we lay against the bottom, and i see that there's already paint on your hands,

that you're already started on creating something new for Us, our own piece of scripture, a new life

free of old books that tell Us that we're wrong for holding each other,

and maybe it's blasphemy, but when you grab my hand again, i swear my skin has turned to branches.

#poetry #original poetry #writing #original writing #happy pride #vaguely sapphic poetry #not gay just feeling a lot of feelings lately #and this is how i cope #spilled ink #spilled writing #religious imagery #fuck the church get u a gf

[berrymeter]

WAIT I HAD THOUGHT OF A CHARACTER IN MOON & OH'S PLOTLINE WHAT WAS IT AGAIN WHO WAS SHE

#perth.txt #so they had a travel to the current real world...?? do i keep that in... oh fuck #so they spent a few months maybe years on earth due to a spatial rift? caused by? space deity who was fucking around? #ykw time probably was like hey what would it be like if u did that u should try it #but anyway... so they got used to earth... Loved earth compared to their homeworld that neither of them really knew #one of them was raised to be a bodyguard from his childhood and the other was straightup locked in a room #ofc theyd love earth in comparison. bc they dont even know if their world had anything like earth has #which it definitely does but how can they know right #but anyway they got thrown back home when they reunited which ugh sucks right #so they try to escape the ppl who had them captive and all. fall in love in the process bc i am gay i do what i want #(oh has a lot of boyfriends. good for him.) #and then they meet... the person who oh was taught was evil and a threat and why they need moon's power #but it turns out She Is Nice and simply trying to thwart the... idk... church? theyre probably smth similar to a church #and she helps them get back to earth... but who is she #yeah i think there will be those who will simply live in that world and those who choose to go to another world or whatever #it's my universe i do what i want . also oh deserves to stay w his like 5 boyfriends #moon & him share a few of them its only fair #them aside... what abt She... oooh wait what if. WHAT IF? mira. i think. i think mira fits this #mira but older... and her gf can help....... omg

[aberfaeth]

emily adopts carrie ortiz au concepts that make me want to eat glass (thank u sav @grasslandgirl for providing half of these and also for listening to me go insane):

the team is on their way home from a long rough case and carrie cheerfully announces to her lab partner that her family is coming home and then goes Oh Wait Oh Fuck, What. I Just. I Just Called Them My 

obligatory sickfic. rossi makes cazuela, penny goes full mom and bundles her up in a knitted scarf, carrie gets souped up on nyquil and deadpans the most ridiculous shit

carrie watching the church blow up during minimal loss, not knowing if emily and spencer were still inside, sitting frozen in the dark at three in the morning, unable to pick up the phone and call someone because if it’s bad news it means they’re gone for good and she can’t do that, not again, she can’t

carrie being the one to check on hotch during nameless faceless bc hey you guys have a case to work, it’s no problem, he probably just slept in! but then she gets to his apartment and he Did Not Just Sleep In

valhalla. just the whole lauren arc. it makes me go truly bonkers. doyle going after carrie because she’s the closest thing emily has to a daughter, carrie being kept in the dark about emily still being alive because it’s not just about keeping emily safe anymore, it’s about keeping carrie safe too. 

nicknames.... her and spencer call each other scully and mulder. hotch calls her sweetheart but only in rare moments of affection. rossi has at least 15 italian terms of endearment at the ready. morgan and penelope call her care bear :3 

carrie ortiz, garvez matchmaker extraordinaire

she brings a tentative girlfriend to family dinner one night and everyone reacts totally reasonably except no they dont. seven shovel talks. morgan will not stop teasing her. the gf is genuinely concerned jj hates her and carrie has to be like nononono she just has a stern mom energy

carrie jack henry bonding hours! dealing with the guilt of loving these new little brothers she has, because they aren’t danny, and she isn’t trying to replace him, but it still feels wrong. coming to the realization that it’s okay, that he would be happy for her, that he would be proud.

i know the audience for carrie au is 3 people but if any of these are particularly interesting to any of u (or u have more concepts!!!) please let me know bc i am in a writing mood atm

#Please Talk To Me About Carrie AU #carrie ortiz #criminal minds #cm #c.txt #more to be added as i continue having thoughts #sav

[mx-in-words]

Monsta x being jealous reaction

I really loved your writing for the Monsta x reaction to you being jealous, could you do it the other way, please?!

↬ Shownu

starting with our favourite leader 

shownu is the type of guy who gets jealous but only tells you IF IF IF IF IF  you notice

THE MEN HAS NO FACIAL EXPRESSION!!!

i MEAN he has but only on stage opsss

anyway he never gets jealous about just guys hitting on you 

he gets jealous of your attention 

so here you were, at changkyun’s birthday and you were helping kihyun and kyunnie in the kitchen

that's was fine 

but you were laughing at the boys

and being gorgeous ( why are you being like this? CAN YOU TRY TO BE UGLY ???? shownu calm down boy) 

so he kinda gets angry and wants your attention

 BUT HE does nOT tell YOU!!!

SO you just keep going like nothing happened 

until you ask him to help you 

and he just looks at you like grrr

you: ?? honey? 

then everything just clicks in your mind 

he is: J E A L O U S 

YOU HUG HIM

give him attention and he will be fine 

sn: >:( 

you : * smooches love and kisses*

sn: :3 

yeah that’s it he is fine now. 

the second they are less jealous they are just... baby boys, right? 

↬ Wonho

BABY I MISS YOU SO MUCH

mbb keep fighting for your love he deserves everything

Anyway

We know he is needy and he is VERY jealous of mbb, imagine in a relationship

He trusts you thought... He just doesn't trust men. ( Who do I mean tf)

YOU are his precious treasure 

nobody can touch you without your permission 

so when both of you were in one of those jooheons party’s and a strange guy started to be touching and flirty with you, he was already all over the guy 

the thing is, he is waiting for your “permission”

you stopped him 

you: I already told you, I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND YOU IDIOT

you pushed the guy and held wonho’s hands 

you: men are annoying 

wh: that’s right, men suck, sorry for being one

you: I mean if all of them were like you...

wh: would it be better? yes but... you could replace me for someone better

you: Wonho, that’s not such a thing. I will never in my life find someone better and more perfect for me, you're the only one, my love. 

wh: good, because I am all ours. 

will kiss u in front of that asshole just because he can ;)

and bc he wants

I mean, he is very touchy with you in public to not get in these types of situation 

his bigger fear is that your strong personality put you in a big fight and you get hit or worse you know? 

he hates the fact that guys only respect you bc of him and not for the fact that you are a person

and he lives to hate men with you 

and keeps telling that, harassment its NOT your fault and will never be. 

yes mbb, we stan the right men <3

↬ Minhyuk

wjneiwnejeej a little mothafuckr

Follow me on this one

He is a free young spirit who is not controlling or do not wants you to feel trapped at all

bUT

You are H I S girl

Not just like a gf

You are his partner/best friend/ lover

So no!!! he is not sharing the moments you both are supposed to do with someone else

He doesn't care if guys eat you with the eyes ( unless you care, and you do, so rip to them)

So watching a hero movie in the theatre with kihyun because is the movie premiere and he is working as an MC that night? It's a no-no to him

And as every demon Scorpio, you should know revenge is coming

He is basically not hanging with you

At all

You both live together and he is like " oh hey StRanGeR"

So you just apologise bc you miss him

And he misses you too so he MIGHT feel guilty and apologise too

mh: " I hate eating alone and sorry I did use your favourite serum last night just bc I was mad but I will buy another one you know youareeverythingtome just just... Don't hang out with kihyun alone doing stuff that me ME YOUR BOYFRIEND Lee minhyuk should do!!!!! Iloveyousorrysorry"

You can only laugh and kiss him

And ofc you sure him that hanging with kihyun is like taking your old aunt out bc she needs her vitamin c.

He is never letting kihyun live after this

You both good.

:) he is too soft to make you in pain

↬ Kihyun

I honestly hate kihyun sassy ass 

but I love him :( 

he is A JEALOUS BITCH 

a lil bit controlling... just keep him at his place and it will be fine

he gets more jealous of your friends and coworkers 

because in his head, if you already like/love them, they can steal you 

what a smart hamster 

but dumb bc you wouldn't replace him 

and even with a superego, like everyone, kihyun has his insecurities

so yes > afraid of losing you< its an issue here

one day you just keep telling about your friend wooyoung 

and how happy you are for him and his lover

because he made like the cutest things for their one-year anniversary 

and you just keep telling all the details, excited for your friend 

kihyun gets jealous and mad because he thinks you’re saying that wooyoung is better, more romantic 

kh: okay just date him already 

you: ???? what?

kh: you only talk about how is he the most romantic guy right? i get it

you: no its not- 

kh: I might not have a lot time for you bc of the band but I swear I try my very best for you, I mean if you are unhappy with me I understand but 

you: kihyun shut up 

he looks at you, damn he is mad 

you sigh bc this hoe is mad for nothing

you: first of all wooyoung is gay and his lover is san 

kh: ohh

you: yeah ohhh, plus I am very satisfied with you baby why would you say that? I love you bitch, I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch

kh: I love you too baby and stopping using old vines to tell you love me 

you: no 

you: I WANT A CHURCH BOY WHO GOES TO CHURCH AND READ HIS BIBLEEEE

kh: that’s it goodbye 

kihyun has left the room

but smiling bc he loves you 

↬ Hyungwon

GOD HE DOES NOT CARE AT ALL

maybe because we know hyungwon is a very straightforward person 

and you two make sure to always make clear each other feeling and thoughts

so Won knows how much you love him 

you love him and he loves you

what's more important than that?

so when the fandom and the media discover about you two 

that was rumours about you cheating on him with your best male friend

and someone photoshopped a picture of you two kissing 

hyungwon saw this and immediately made sure to speak to the press

hw: this picture is fake and y/n is only a friend of the male with her, she is loyal so don't try to break something that is unbreakable

you cried seeing that bc 

your men>>>>>>>>>>>>

you: baby you didn't tell me about that

hw: I didn't want to worry you, it’s okay now 

you: you really trust me huh? 

hw: of course I do 

he kissed you gently 

hw: also, I am a 10 and your friend is a 7 in the max, seriously you must be crazy to even think about cheating on me  

you: you're right, I could never 

you hug him because he is so precious uwu 

And damn he is right

He is a god

Could you tell me where can I find my own hyungwon?

↬ Jooheon

SO HAHA remember this lil shit?

with all that “ jealous is for ppl who don’t trust each other”?

haha BULLSHIT 

once again joo trust you of course 

but he gets annoyed 

world please understand 

YOU ARE HIS GIRL 

PERIODT!!!! 

so let's say that some pictures of you being hella sexy were out for the public

nothing promiscuous just

sexy you know?

so these pics were out ( was intentional bc you were promoting for a friend)

but everyone was talking about 

so one rapper commented “ damn that’s hot” 

and well

jooheon is not happy about this 

he knows its only a campaign but DOES PPL NEED TO TALK THAT YOU ARE HOT? 

jh: asshole hot is my fucking hand after slap your ugly face I swear I will cut everyone hand that commented those things about my girl 

you: jooheon

jh: what??? 

you: well forget it, you're mad :( 

he is sorry for being angry 

jh: sorry baby, just tell me pretty baby ~

you: I was going to say... why don’t you do what they want so badly?

he still didn't understand

so you sit on his lap

kissing his neck, you whisper close to his ears 

you: why don’t you show me what only you can do? 

you: why don't you make me scream the name of the only person that can touch my body? 

jh: oh baby, you can bet I will, gladly 

he smirks and...

you know ;)

( I am not weak for angry!jooheon, you are)

↬ Changkyun

he is the most passionate guy 

that’s why Kyun is so confusing in my eyes

he pretends he is cold, but he is soft

he pretends being dope, he is weird

he pretends to be a fuckboy but is romantic 

he pretends he does not care, but he cares, waaay too much 

maybe both of you are jealous 

nobody has ever said about being exclusive at all

but it was an exclusive thing 

both just didn't know ( clowns 🤡)

the game was going to be a draw

but kyun couldn't help himself when that guy was touching you way too much 

taking way to much smiles and laughs of you 

when he could look at you way to close 

and dance way to sensual with you 

no, he couldn't help himself of picking you and find an empty place to talk 

ck: look I just... why are you with him? 

you: kyun I mean, you were with that girl too and, wait, you're jealous?

kyun just keep looking at you like you discover his dark secret  

you: good, I was with him to make jealous 

ck: really?

you: yeah so just fucking kiss me 

and he did 

all night

making sure that from now, you're his

and he is yours 

like is supposed to be 

<3 

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[hikari-ni-naritai]

Rhea is and how she'd deal with El being fuckign right and Byleth """betraying""" her yknow? I feel a more "human" approach to Rhea would be way better, while making Dimitri/Claude better by not just siding with church for the hell of it. Especially Claude him siding with Rhea just doesnt work for me? Its so frustrating how much could have been better. I like the game as it is but it's made so much more shallow by how shit they did Rhea. Still, it gave many cute girls like El Bleth Mari Hild etc

I rambled way longer than I expected oops. I guess your passionate frustrations unlocked some frustration of my own hahaaa.. For curiosity's sake, who's your least favorite girl outside of Rhea? And would you judge someone for liking Rhea most/feeling she was right? I kinda feel I would a little, especially the latter, but it makes me feel a little bad cause I mean. It's fictional anime chess.. haha guess I rambled again oops

Haha fuck I didn't realize u were still Goin! My bad! Anyway yeah I think it would've been a much better game if they'd made the conflict more nuanced and Rhea more .... less awful.

Personally I would judge someone for thinking Rhea was right because that's the kind of mindset that people have who like, defend the fucked up shit people do in the name of religion in real life. Like her actions are pretty fucking inexcusable and it's a dangerous thing to say "I think she was justified in these actions". I'm not going to tell anyone they like, aren't ALLOWED to believe that, bc it's not my business, but I would not be able to be friends with them for the same reason I would not be able to be friends with someone who can't appreciate pmmm. We are fundamentally different types of people. Yknow?

Least favorite girl besides Rhea is Catherine. Betrayed her gf to simp for the pope. Fuck off and grow up. Sometimes your life gets saved by somebody who's gone mad with power. You're not fucking indebted to that person. You don't have to support their fucked up bullshit. Yknow?

[heathenclung]

apple blossom :   how does your muse go about expressing or not expressing their sexuality ?

grey - he’s kinda restrained about it, honestly?? like he isn’t the type to be going out on the weekend looking for hookups, so his sexuality only really comes into play when he’s pursuing a relationship or in a relationship bc then he feels comfortable enough to express it

lyle - through his job, to a degree. i mean, mans dances around in sparkly booty shorts for a living, so he does sort of exude sexuality. naturally he’s not quite as outgoing as his vibes would suggest, so he’s more of a follower than a leader when it comes to initiating anything sexual w someone; he simply doesn’t want to get his hopes up for anything and then have someone turn around and say that they only wanted him for sex, u feel?

mikey - he’s never been terribly open about being bi??? like, growing up it just wasn’t really a thing he ever thought about or allowed himself to accept about himself. he had a girlfriend, and that was all he really cared about. he only rarely actively pursues people in relationships, and even then, he’s more active about it if he’s trying to woo a woman than a man.

tanner - tanner woke up one day and said ‘i’m hot as hell so i’m gonna fuck anything that moves and everyone’s just gonna have to deal with that’ so, uh... good luck avoiding knowing everything about the man’s sex life

@flawedhearts​ said: Apple Blossom, Carnation, Ivy // Greyson, Lyle, Mikey + Tanner |  meme (accepting)

carnation :   what is your muse’s relationship with their gender ?   how do they express or not express this relationship ?

grey - he’s not one of the ‘i’m a man and therefore i can’t enjoy femininity or androgyny’ types, but he knows he’s always going to carry around a bit of ‘do i pass when i act like this/wear this/etc.’ he doesn’t project that onto others, of course, bc he loves the fuck out of the lgbtq+ community and would use his existence as a White Man(tm) to stand up to people who thought they could start shit w his ‘family’

lyle - gender was never really a thing that lyle put much thought into. he keeps to himself enough that he has no issue expressing himself in whatever way he pleases, but he’s also very, very acutely aware that any deviation from ‘generic white twink’ in his expression is liable to draw attention to himself, so it’s not really something he ever explores outside of work

mikey - it’s the toxic masculinity, innit. he’s definitely got a lot of internalized issues re: his manhood thanks to his upbringing and the career path he took. for the most part he’s pretty stoic and tries to play the ‘brave soldier man’ role in life, but again, gender isn’t really something that mikey puts much thought into

tanner - since coming out and transitioning there’s definitely been a change in how tanner treats his gender and its expression; he was never really all that feminine, and that hasn’t really changed. it’s opened up a comfort in expressing his sexuality, though, and he embraces that with open arms, even if it makes him an irritating fuckboy

ivy : what are your muse’s views on marriage ?   do they believe it is something strictly for love ,   or an institution rooted in business   &   social benefits ?   do they desire or have they desired to be married ?

grey - safe to say that grey doesn’t really care about marriage. there’s definitely a part of him that would be absolutely thrilled that someone wanted to marry him and call themselves his partner ‘til death do them part, but he doesn’t view it as the pinnacle of love, or anything like that. much like valentine’s day, he thinks it’s just a bit too commercialized and a bit too much of a heterosexual institution to be worth anything as a ceremony alone

lyle - it’s a big fat no from lyle. commitment is bad enough for him without there being a signed document and rings and being one under god, and all that sort of thing. the idea of marriage makes him anxious, and he doesn’t hold any more respect for a couple that is married than he would a couple who were simply together without the ‘eternal bond’. at best, it’s a meaningless ceremony; at worst, it’s the thing he’s most scared of in life.

mikey - there’s a bit of traditionalism in mikey that would love to be married. a church, a minister, a big old ceremony. there’s another part of him that doesn’t think he could ever get married, that the idea of dedicating himself to another person seems wrong when a piece of his heart still belongs to his late gf. add in the fact that his family is a bit...... fractured, and he doesn’t hold out much hope in ever having a wedding himself

tanner - the idea of marriage honestly hasn’t ever crossed tanner’s mind. he’s still young and he’s still playing the field, so the prospect of standing at the altar seems so far in the future that, at best, the concept only features as a joke between himself and his friends

#𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐠. | headcanons. #𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐥. | headcanon. #𝐝𝐨𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐦. | headcanon. #𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐭. | headcanons. #flawedhearts