#fuck wait what do i tag the ship with

[finleycannotdraw]

and here’s the full image :)

tfw your boss is dad shaped, lonely, sweet, and puts in effort to make you feel accepted and understood

alternative caption: YOU’RE MY DAD!! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

guys just think about it. has she been hugged even ONCE since gloreth?? I kind of doubt it. ballister had better get on top of that YESTERDAY.

oh yeah!! here’s the playlist :) (subject to change)

why is his prosthetic arm easier to draw than his mustache

#nimona and ballister #nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona netflix #ballister boldheart #finley cannot draw #nimona fanart #THEYRE SO SWEET YALL. THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME #what do you get when you put two affection-starved queers in an evil lair? snuggles. that’s what. also probably a food fight. and adoption #do I even need to include a ‘do not tag as ship’ disclaimer? I hope not #anyway I WILL be drawing more of them just you fucking wait #and also more ambrosius because he’s my girlfriend

[spinjitsuburst]

I’ve been reading a very very very dark Skybound Fic all night and I feel slightly ill but I’m so so obsessed with literally every “how Jay’s lightning works” headcanon

#IM FINE LMAO I OVERESTIMATED HOW DARK THIS WOULD GET BUT IM ALL GOOD #I’m waiting until tomorrow to finish it cuz like Dear first master #it’s #6 in the morning #but I stay silly :3 #my mom’s gonna be like are you okay when I’m a zombie tomorrow and imma be like #NO #CUZ JAY IS STILL ON THAT FUUUCKING SHIP #LIKE GOD HOW MUCH MORE CAN HE TAKE #WE’RE SIX CHAPTERS IN AND THERES STILL SIX TO GO WHAT ELSE CAN THEY DO TO THIS MAN #in case you’re wondering it’s bending but never breaking #DO NOT #READ IT #IF YOU ARE A MINOR #AND HEED THE TAGS BECAUSE THEYRE ALL ACCURATE #but holy fuck it’s FASCINATING #ALSO KUDOS TO THE AUTHOR FOR JAY CONTINUING TO BE SNARKY THROUGH ALL THAT HOLY SHIT???? #ESEPCAILYL CHAPTER 6 LIKE LITERALLY ITS SO LONG AND SO FUCKED UP #BUT LIKE THE IDEA THAT JAY CAN KNIT HIS WOUNDS BACK TOGETHER WITH LIGHTNING AND SHIT THATS SO COOL ALSO THE BODY HORROR FROM NADAKHAN IS SO #SICK NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKE HIM MONSTROUS (physically he’s obviously a monster) BUT LIKE #MAN #I JUST CANT GET OVER JAYS LIGHTNING THO #I’m gonna find the post where #cuz I found the fic from a post #cuz the post talked about it #the lightning stuff so imma reblog that probably #that was a long winded ramble uhhhhh #anyways I literally reached my tag limit so rip i rambled here huh #spinjitsu screams #I’m not tagging ninjago over my unhinged rambling in the tags at the crack ass of dawn I’ll be normal tomorrow maybe

[drunkin-kong-donic]

Hey, I just gotta say...

It's ok if you ship Vecpio. Really. Everyone knows I do. I don't try to hide it.

From what I've seen, new fans automatically ship them until some 'anti' pops up with the tell tale 'espio is 16 and vector is 20.' bullshit. BUT GUESS WHAT.... Espio isn't actually 16, and Vector isn't actually 20. I can tell you right now, no Vecpio fan ships them at those ages or ever have. Everyone can agree that's MESSED UP. Same with a 20 year old raising a 16 year old as their own kid. They're peers. Can't everyone at least agree on that? Platonically or not. (listen, we can all go on for ages about the characterization of each of these characters, but I digress. I'm trying to keep this short) For as long as those two existed, they were never written as their listed ages, which is why recently, Sega officially got rid of those ages and removed them from Sonic Channel. (remember, the wiki's are fan run) Espio and Vector have always been on equal grounds in the Chaotix, and just because Vector is the leader, doesn't mean Espio's any lower in status. With their personalities, its just why they click so well. Vector is naturally a leader, and Espio's a natural follower given his ninja background. Throw a rambunctious bee in the mix for them to take care of and you got a perfect found family. What's to hate? (again, platonic or the two of them as Charmy's guardians) People in fandoms NEED to stop letting other's force their headcanons onto others And if you don't ship Vecpio, that's fine too. Block it, mute it! Just like any other pairing you're not into. But don't go around to OTHER people and tell them what they can and can't do. And call them 'proship' like its a bad thing or say they're liking a pedo ship with no basis besides the intention to scare them onto your side with that word. (also plz look up the actual definition of proship i beg u) Trust me, I'm old enough to know that as soon as you stop caring about what other people think, life'll be so much easier on ya and you'll have a lot more fun in a fandom. I promise. UNTIL THEN....

IT'S OK to ship Vecpio and not feel bad about it. Don't let other people bully you away from having fun about a harmless pairing in a fandom. Everyone can stay in their own lane and live their lives peachy keen like. SssssEEYA!

#vecpio #vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #espio #vector #vespio #i swear half of vecpios antis are/were fans until the really loud bullies scare them into being aggressively hateful #and then theyre all scared of each other #theyre all waiting for the other to make a callout post about em or somethin laff #its so dumb #think about it when you take a step back #theyre dumb sonic characters #just have fun instead of constantly being so stressed about other antis crawling up your ass #becuz literally #the whole point of being a proshipper is that you do not give a fuck about what someone else on the other side of the fandom is doing #or what they ship #JUST HAVE FUN #god damn #proship #ill use that tag cuz idgaf #get your terms right #not all proshippers ship problematic stuff yall

[widevibratobitch]

do you guys ever think about fitzconte

#i do. i think about fitzconte. i think about fitzconte a lot. #and as per my last reblog.... #i suppose this is applicable to many more popular ships #like the terror lieutenants polycule that is my ship in law #(does nothing for me personally but Beloved Mutual happens to be absolutely obsessed with it and so i love them like my own) #or the jopson and little ship which. again. not my boat but i Respect the hustle guys #wait imma tag you guys too whats that ships name #joplittle #i think. god bless. #the goodsir and collins one is also a worthy contender #big fan of fitzjames and stanley too (this one is canon actually not my words ask mr petrie himself he'll tell you) #anyway. good fucking show huh #the terror #fitzconte #james fitzjames #henry le vesconte #dundy le vesconte

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

if dorian didn't show up, do you think louis would have shot minnie?

I do. I know some people think either he wouldn't have or he would've missed so that's why the writers had him shoot Dorian instead, but mmmmmm no, I don't personally think so. I like to think that if he had taken the shot, his shaky hands would've caused him to shoot her fatally.

Mostly because I'm already so normal about the fact that of the Ericson crew, Marlon and Louis are the only ones with a body count. Well, that we know of, but shown to us in the game, at least. Plus, we know it's Louis' first kill.

Like yeah, Clementine and AJ become part of the crew and they have bigger body counts, and if we're counting indirect kills caused by actions, then Tenn has a count... and I guess everyone has blood on their hands for blowing up the boat... but I'm talking about killed directly with a weapon like....... I lied, I'm not normal about that at all, Louis and Marlon are the ones who have killed someone in Louis' route. I'm also not normal about the fact that Louis kills Dorian and then even as he's clearly in shock, he tries to go with Clementine to get AJ, and then later on when they talk about it, he says it feels like bile but not quite and he's glad he has it in him to do it.... listen, listen, listen... I'm obsessed with that.

Anyway, so if Louis shot Minerva, I think he would've accidentally killed her and can you imagine? He's already enough of a mess after killing the woman who pinned him down and tried to cut his finger off [or succeeded] but he knew Minerva, they were friends before the twins were taken. Even Violet couldn't kill her even though that would've been the smarter thing to do, and we know thanks to meta knowledge that killing her would've saved lives, but Violet couldn't, and I don't think Louis would intentionally either.

Speaking of Violet, if Louis killed Minerva, I hate to think about what that would've done to Vi. I think she might've actually left at that point, like what was planned before it got changed to her being burned. I don't think she would've attacked Louis over it, though, like yeah she attacked Clementine in the cell but Louis? I don't know, but I don't think so just because it's Louis and he'd be a mess about it anyway.

Though if he did kill her, it would be a neat parallel to draw... y'know, because Louis forgave AJ for killing Marlon even though he was pissed and heartbroken, and Violet was annoyed with him the entire time... but could she ever forgive Louis for killing Minerva? Y'know? We already have a similar parallel with AJ shooting Tenn, but still.

If Clementine killed Minerva in that moment, though, then I could see Violet attacking her since in her eyes, Clem proved her right.

So yeah, I get why they added the Dorian kill to his route. It adds another compelling element to Louis as a character, but we also need Minerva alive for episode 4; Louis can't kill her, he can't miss, and he's not going to stay with her because we need Violet to stay on the boat and him to be on shore for all routes.

#asks #twdg louis #twdg minerva #twdg clementine #twdg violet #twdg marlon #twdg tenn #honestly whenever i see someone say louis is the boring option i'm just like '.......that's your opinion but also how can you say that??' #then again i'm sure other people look at me saying violentine just isn't for me and they say the same thing so y'know... i can't talk haha #also time is such a weird thing because i look at the entire cell scene in louis' route and like... i'm not even mad about violet anymore #like yeah i still don't believe she was brainwashed like i'm sorry y'all only believe that because kent said something about it #not because there's all this evidence toward it in game like vi being pissed at clementine makes sense she doesn't need to be brainwashed #for it to work like her being vulnerable and easily manipulated into submission makes perfect sense especially with minerva there #it's like everyone was pissed that she attacked clementine and people needed a way to excuse it so it's not violet's fault when like... #that's literally what makes it interesting like calm down it's okay if violet is pissed and scared and behaves accordingly #also my controversial opinion of the day that i'll hide here in the tags so maybe people won't find it sksksk but #I personally find the concept of vinerva and the doomed tragedy of it more compelling than anything violentine did #like i'll defend violentine and i do believe it's an important and good ship it's just not my personal favorite #anyway but then the whole thing with lilly and minerva is so good and louis screaming FUCK YOU at minerva?? amazing love it so good #i love when the soft character who never chooses violence is so pissed off that all that anger they have boils to the surface and it's raw #like... he's SO mad he's SO furious he's SOOO UPSET like he wasn't even like this when marlon died or anything like he hit his limit #and then shooting dorian through the mouth while an accident is just well done i love it and i love his reaction of mortification #and apologizing and YET he still tries to go with clementine he's trembling and can barely string together a sentence but he wants to go #he wants to help her he wants to save aj THAT is the gut reaction he has after everything that just went down #'louis isn't loyal or good for clem because of the vote' babe tell me you don't understand any nuance of louis' character without telling m #it's fine IT'S FINE you don't have to agree and i just have to remind myself that it's fine not everyone likes louis we're okay #this drives me crazy in the best way like y'know what? i love the cells scene in louis' route all of it even the stuff i used to rant about #even the stuff that used to piss me off now i'm just like 'no wait past cj was dumb she wasn't looking at it this way aaaaaaaa' sksksks #that was my tag ted talk about the cell scene thank you

[rotisseries]

inspired by elli's poll lol cause this seems fun actually but if you guys have bad answers I'll kill myself on your doorstep or smth

#“rori all of these are your faves how can there be a bad answer” well I still have an internal ranking on some of these #and if all of you pick an option that I think pales in comparison to the others. well. hm #I know what's gonna sweep though because two of these are niche as hell and 4 maybe 5 of these are things you people don't follow me for #fun fact I actually had to scrape my brain to make sure I couldn't come up with any more #I am unintentionally very picky on what is a favorite apparentlyyyy #I also just don't watch/read enough stuff these days so there's that #AND I NEED LONG TERM EXPOSURE TO KNOW THEY'RE STICKING AROUND #so like. I have some options but I don't KNOWWW if they're sticking yet #but this feels like such a small poll lmao #also no sapphics on here this is actually cause I hate women- #NO. JOKING. zelink is here. I almost put gideon and harrow but I'm in a perpetual state of not having finished tlt #and I couldn't put nebetta and darya I was drawing the line at 2 tbos ships. well. actually. changed my mind #not editing these tags actually you guys can see my thought process #WAIT AND SAYMARI. FUCK. I LITERALLY MADE A PLAYLIST FOR THEM I LOVE THEMMM #ok. is 4 tbos ships too many. hmm #I said 2 of these are niche now four of these are niche it's really the “which tbos pairing is your fave” poll #THIS POLL IS SO FUNNY IT'S SO SELF INDULGENT I HAVE TO TAKE OUT AT LEAST ONE TBOS SHIP #I should add one more general one... #cause I do actually want genuine and varied answers I gotta give y'all options so they don't all pool at the first two #I also almost put ellie and abby on here.. that would've been so funny four popular 1 rarepair 3 super niche ships #ellie and abby are soooo interesting to me though so of course the thought of them having something horrible going on together compels me #and they are one of my 3 favorited ao3 tags... they deserve a place... #ok well while I debate on that I'm putting akutagawa and atsushi on here I admittedly have only had like two months of exposure to them #but it is enough I can tell they are so crazy to me #the way my tags are just me overthinking everything on what is supposed to be a fun and silly poll... no one does it like me I'm afraid

[hydrachea]

I finally found a website that had everyone's new "Added to team with [x]" and I'm losing it over Dan Heng and Blade's lines for each other.

Dan Heng to Blade (presumably wary and weary, really hoping this won't end in ANOTHER fight like it does every time Blade finds him):

Blade to Dan Heng (???? DID YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR THE WHOLE TIME??):

Sadly the website doesn't have audio files so I can't listen to the lines, but if Blade isn't obviously taunting him I'll eat my controller. What the hell. This man had the ability to be funny all along.

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr blade #dan heng #i saw this and i lost it #from dan heng's 'don't fucking come near me' to blade's 'hey what if you turned your back to me. i promise i won't do anything just try it.' #this motherfucker #this reinforces my strong belief that blade is just dan heng's sleep paralysis demon and absolute enjoys it #truly the dynamic of all time. poor dan heng. #what's he gonna do? kill him? oh wait! #this is THE funniest set of lines i'm so glad #ray's records #i'm not tagging this as ship they're stalker and very fed up victim to me #but shippers go ham if you want

[aftermathing]

:// I don't know how anyone can ship Kaveh and Alhaitham. It doesn't feel like playful "haha I hate you lol" teasing, it feels like two people who desperately need a divorce and not even in a funny way. Alhaitham is genuinely financially and verbally abusive to Kaveh. Am I missing something?

#Currently playing through the parade of providence event and Alh*itham is a fucking douchebag unprovoked #Did K*veh do something wrong to him? #I know they have that sweet moment at the end but that has nothing to do with the rest of their fighting #It's like actually painful to listen to he sounds like. my fucking mom. #Forgot to censor tags so they don't end up with ppl searching for nice content of them sorry #Damn the first reply blocked me :/ I really was wondering what people see in these two #By asking 'am I missing something ' I don't mean it sarcastically I just mean!!! Is it explained in their story quests? #Wait why would one reply and then block instead of just blocking? Now I'm going to be thinking about how much I hurt this stranger forever #I didn't mean to sound hostile I was just wondering why I've never seen anyone who didn't like this ship #I'm very very new to it like a week into knowing Kaveh exists #I'm sorry if I got something wrong

[brynnmclean]

y'all, I feel like I've said this a lot, it is truly a joy to be a GM, but I am so fucking ready to get out of the chair and be a player again

#the goalpost keeps moving #i think i have 10 more sessions in me max #those sessions will be PACKED. have to have a mini boss fight. the breaking of a curse. the boss fight. some kind of arc resolution #that will be player driven! whatever they want to do with relations between two groups before they go north! #and THEN the long awaited audience with gil galad to hopefully broker some kind of alliance between them and tar miriel. #winter will arrive and it will see them either at sea or in lindon. hoping for lindon but they could fuck up negotiations for sure. #the problem with my notes tbh is that there is a lot of stuff in my brain but not a lot on paper #anyway. christ. what is it like just showing up to a d&d session with a character sheet and a notebook. #AKB will be 3 years old in january #i think i'm still in the hot seat until april #i love this campaign. i do i really do. but hoooooo boy. i want a real break. #this last hiatus doesn't feel like it counted because it was schedule driven and i still have to keep things spinning in my mental space. #not to mention no one GMed anything in the meantime #there was some poll recently that was about being a player for a long form campaign like what type of characters have you played #and one-shots and campaigns that fizzled out <3 sessions in don't count #i looked at that poll and was like well damn. i haven't been a player in a long form campaign since probably... 2016. GURPs 4e. #wait that's not true-- the 5e/Star Wars Saga ed hybrid campaign that was a mixed bag. scoundrel ship mechanic zabrak life. #ha! checked my notes! that ended in july 2022 #i feel like that one barely counts though because my PC was wrangling the group to keep us on task (frustrating. i am a plot hound player) #these tags are out of hand #i'm just tired and struggling with stat blocks nbd #to be deleted i guess #do i need a loremaster tag?

[bronanlynch]

obsessed w the choice to have reinhard & hilda hook up for the first time in the context of. reinhard is having a breakdown over his guilt at the death of his boy best friend like. very heterosexual of him, I'm sure

#also like. it is so funny to me that people ship this as like. them being In Love and fluffy etc etc like. the vibes are extremely Not That #they fuck bc he's having a breakdown. she leaves before he wakes up and looks terrified when he comes to see her #he gave her a military position and wanted to make her prime minister and every time she correctly disagrees with him he hates her for it #she's the closest thing he has to a friend but he can't forgive her for not being kircheis so he marries her instead #he brings flowers bc it's what mittermeyer did bc he's following a script bc he doesn't know how to do any of this #(this being. heterosexuality. having any kind of normal relationships with people. functioning in society) #she canonically doesn't feel like she understands how to be a woman #oh my god are they the 'he's gay she's a lesbian their marriage will change your perception of love' couple #wait no also. his reason for proposing. jesus christ his entire concept of gender & relationships is So shaped by what happened to annerose #he feels obligated to marry her now but also. as if marrying her isn't just another way of trapping her into that kind of role #like she's can't be ur official military advisor or ur prime minister. she has to be Your Wife. and i cannot see her being happy w that #like it would get her what she wants (advancement for her family) but oh my god at what cost #sorry these tags are just. my running commentary of the ep now anyway losing it at reinhard saying “can kircheis forgive me for marrying” #ok i was gonna make fun of him being like “he never got to marry before he died :/” like. i really don't think that was a priority for him #but i do also think given the opportunity he would've married annerose. mediated desire and all that #dreaming.txt #e watches logh

[pepperpixel]

Thing I drew in 2 seconds to go w the tags on my last post gGH-

#im sorry for calling her a bitch.. I was thinking of having it say ‘emotional support nun’ but that wasn’t as funny #and.. she is kind of a bitch.. i love her but. it’s true ghgh #I think we can be understanding of pastry cookie and the complexities of why she acts how she acts #and recognize the reasons behind it. and that her situation is bad #while also admitting she still acts like a bitch sometimes ghgh #I can be mean to her and still love her #drew her taller then me. cuz if she was human she would be.. that’s just the facts #she’d be sn above average height lady I think #as a cookie tho she’d fit in the palm of my hand 🥺🥺🥺 #little tiny.. pastry cookie 🥺 2 inches tall…. #fucking dies from cute thinking that thought #me after drawing this ‘lol wait what if I started self shipping myself w pastry’ #also me ‘don’t joke about that cuz if u think about it too hard u might actually do it gHHG’ #like if u rotate that funny thought around too long it will become serious reality I feel it in my bones #I feel the self shipping potential here ghghg #for now tho it’s just funny pic of me holding my emotional support bitch tho. cuz god am love her ghghg #‘to go w the tags on my last post’ pepper most of the tags on ur last post were just about ur own fucked up life #and had barely anything to do w pastry #EXACTLY #she’s my emotional support FOR my fucked up life…..!!!

[frecklystars]

i havent seen the movie yet but i knowwww im gonna die for ana de armas w/ her pretty blue hair and soulless eyes. when i go into the gosling tags i keep seeing gifsets of her saying "you look lonely. i can fix that" YES PLEASE MA'AM I'M APPLYING MY SPARKLE LIP GLOSS RIGHT NOW

#COME AND FIX ME 😘😘 #also love that ryan's character is called officer k (i think?) just another k shoutout #could be k for ken. could be k for keri. could be something i dont know yet bc spoilers. #he looks so fucking worn out and jaded in every gif i see #like holy hell my dude. do you need a nap. do YOU need a friendship bracelet #i gave ken a bracelet with the letter k on it. my bracelet #officer k do you want a bracelet too i can always make another one. what colors do u like. do you enjoy Anything? do you Enjoy?? #yours can have little flowers on it. spruce up your miserable life it's my treat babygirl #i think someone else described his character as 'the most broken in existence' dude do you need a hug. are you good #i saw another person point out theres wizard of oz/yellow brick road references. if u have followed me for a while u know that's my JAM #im gonna love it. i dont even know what happens or what its about #IM GONNA FUCKING LOVE IT #best part of being bisexual is being easily entertained w/ all the pretty ppl in movies #plot drags? boring dialogue? no worries. there's eye candy everywhere when youre bisexual #going into this movie for ryan gosling but i might leave with ana de armas #LOVED her in the gray man. just. AUGH. i love People... #i cant wait to make ship tags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #woof #love notes

[wawawawawawawawawawawawawa]

some of you may know that i had a popular bnha fic a few years back. however what i DIDNT tell you was that the premise itself was inspired by someone else's headcanon. for a ship that was not the focus of my fic. because they hated my ship with a vitriol and tried to moralize it. (yk in the IF YOU SHIP THIS YOU SUPPORT ABUSE IN REAL LIFE way) so i took they fucking headcanon. now everybody knows me and i dont even remember their url. *this is the koment walt becomes heisenberg voice* i won

#it wasnt a super in depth heascanon it was just #what if gruff mean charactee secretlt plaued cute videogame to unwind #and other party in ship foind him. in the vibeo game #took that premise and ran with it. it's a psychological horror lmfao #i will take concepts that sound like horror books and make them horror books #however. and this is crucial. i will Also take concepts that absolutrly do NOT sound like horror books #and then make them horror books #anyway i bring all this up bc i foegor how satisfying it is to my city now a headcanon #made by someone you dislike #fuckin miss TRIGGEE TAG THE EXISTENCE OF A MENTAL ILLNESS #or mister ABLEISM VOMIT EXPRESS #IM PUTTING YO ASS IN THE PLAGARISM MACHINE #wait no w. wait. tjat sounds like im doing some ai art shit #j am Not doing that!! i may be a nasty fuck but im not like. a neanderthal #i got standards. like a bully that asks ur pronouns b4 telling u that u look like burn victim shrek #if u read all these tags. mwah <3 #waposts

[mymainwastoocluttered]

u weird as hell leona is an adult while ruggies a 17 year old kid

*blink*

Ruggie is a kid. Right. Sorry, I didn't get that memo.

#jaahsjsbskajabaja HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA #Ruggie is a 17 years old TODDLER #GOOGOO SHYEHEHEHE GAGA #also‚ where is Leona an adult? can a 20 years something that flunked Highschool TWICE be considered an adult? #goddamn the Fanpol really doesn't sleep do they? #is this gonna be the Ace Attorney fandom all over again? should I expect death threats and suicide baits next? #are people gonna say I'm Satan incarnate because of what I ship again #wait how the fuck did you find a post tagged leonruggie??? block it man no need to upset yourself just cuz you wanna talk #also‚ is no one gonna protect the Toddler that is Jamil? last I checked‚ he's 17 too #and I ship him with Leona too #no one gonna protect Jamilston?

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

enemies to lovers?? idk man friends to lovers to enemies to grief filled companions to lovers is so much better. but if you can't find that, chaosxchaos with parental right over chaos to bi4bi4bi is always great too. You can't find that either?? fine! whump with found family and imposter syndrome might be good. Ik there's some of that out there omg ok fine. I guess himboxgirlboss is fine too. smh

#don't talk to me #morgs rambles #i mean if you can guess good for you it shouldn't be too hard #i'm so sorry bly you do have more character than just himbo but like #oops #can you tell i'm trying to be able to bury the ships in the tags by adding a shitton of tags?? #bury shouldn't be spelled like it is #it should be spelled barry or burry at the very least #codywan #wait did that tag say let cody fuck??? #let cody fuck #it did! #what even is their ship name god #well it evolves from #rexwalker #into the ot3 of #ranidala #which that's not a tag but hell if I know the actual tag #cc 1010 #it's fox #i love him #he needs all the hugs #commander fox #got the right tag yes! #im not even trying to find this one #blyla #dam it found it's self

[flopity-flips]

idk if this is a hot take but honestly as fun as think dante/lucia is i honestly don't think they would or could work out- at least until dante sorts through his baggage. but even then, Dante is someone who craves his humanity so bad- going so far as to outright deny his own human blood while simotaneously insisting he's human. i feel like- were he not completely emotionally wrecked by his own existence feeling like a curse- he'd want someone human. someone as far away from the life of a devil hunter or devil. but by getting involved with him they become a part of that life- one way or another, tragically or not. it's part of the fact that he's just a walking bundle of contradictions.

#i also have no vested interest or bias in Dante's relationship given that i selfship nuh uh no i do not #but it's also part of why I don't dig Dante n lady either #i feel like their relationship is complex- like #maybe once a while after dmc3 they hooked up cuz they're both sad they're both repressed and they're both a bundle of emotions #what is this tension between us? but because they're young and dumb they don't realize until after oh wait this tension was shared trauma #but even then Dante keeps everyone at arms length its p clear that lady and trish rly only stop by when they need something or they're #bored. perhaps just a wellness check on dante if he's showing signs of a slipping mental state #but in general I love the sort of sadness behind dante and lucias relationship as is rn too #that sort of heartending feeling of rejection and Dante's fear of letting her get hurt or thinking no one can love him #it makes my heart hurt and I love that shit #idk I'm rambling i saw some light chatter abt dante/lucia #but im not looking to get into ship wars over it lmao im just tossing out my two cents on the two #but my opinion should once again be taken with a grain of salt considering i selfship hard with him. im cringe but im free #devil may cry #dmc #amanda rambles #i need a tag for dmc lore musings cuz im reading this over and it just sounds like rough notes lol #just an uninterrupted nonsensical stream of consciousness lmao #oh fuck i gotta schedule an appointment with a therapist lol