#fuck you clay

[mariannesbones]

getting skinny as revenge is the best form of motivation

#3dblr #4n0r3x14 #4na diary #anna miaa #disordered eating thoughts #i want to be a skeleton #not pr0 just for myself #tw ed sheeran #bonespr0 #bonespø #tw ed descussion #tw ed in the tags #tw ana thoughts #its not as simple as just eating #ed vent #ed diet #getting skiny #i will be sk1nny #sk1n and b0nes #fuck you clay

[maruchanart]

IT’S BECAUSE YOU BECOME A BAD PERSON WHEN YOU DRINK

#moral orel #clay puppington #orel puppington #moral orel fanart #this show has left me broken #fuck you clay #my art #fanart #adult swim

[ohposhers]

troll who isnt allowed caffeine or she'll reenact the Hammy energy drink scene from over the hedge clay prefers tea anyway

#bruce is back home so hes not in the comic (i couldnt fit him in frame) #i stopped halfway through working on a different troll comic to make this troll comic this keeps happening #of the firm belief trolls have animalistic traits so they hashtag PLAY HARD #im talkin pouncin chasing biting etc etc #let my girls be rowdy at 8 in the morning (branch has babyproofed most of the bunker so they dont knock shit over when they run around) #trolls #trolls band together #clay trolls #john dory trolls #viva trolls #poppy trolls #branch trolls #brozone #im not tagging this as cliva cause imo they are found siblings fuck u but if u see them as lovers i support you barely #im kidding live your dream idc #my art #floyd trolls

[yudol-skorbi]

i am at the point where if i dont finish now i'll newer finish so yeah the rest of the gaaaaaang

#critical role #the mighty nein #fanart #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #fjord stone #caduceus clay #the male passing fellas #this was harder then i fuckin thought #i hope someone will make taliesin personally apologize to every animator who will work on molly #caleb my love i adore your palette you look like dirt and smell of cat piss💜 #i FINALLY FUUUCKIN FIGURED OUT FJORD O YEA #i was struggling with him for ages #mr duce zero complains absolute ideal of a character #tho i am still not entirely pleased with colors #but fuck it #if i keep going like this i'll just never post anything ever

[milquetoad]

the thing that i love about taliesin jaffe is that he commits fucking 100% to his monologues and speeches. he has said some of the stupidest shit in critical role history but that’s just because if there is an opportunity for him to speak he WILL take it and he WILL go into it with nothing but his whole entire heart + his characters feelings in that exact moment. so yes sometimes it’s ‘life needs things to live’ but then the other half of the time he’s just got the most profound, incredible statements and shit that is so, SO perfect for that moment. you can’t even think abt caduceus w/out calling to mind his eloquence and poignancy. all this to say that taliesin jaffe maxed out his wisdom stat irl and uses it to fucking own at dungeons & dragons roleplay

#his little aside w marisha just now. i fucking LOVE you dude #taliesin jaffe #critical role #ashton greymoore #caduceus clay #text

[uncanny-tranny]

I've found the same people who claim a trans person is making being trans their "whole personality" are the same people who quite literally cannot see past a person's transness - in fact, that's the only thing they will see.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #it's funny how that works /s #but like... not going to lie i've probably made being a smash bros. peach main more my personality more than i made being trans it lmao #like does being trans affect a TON of shit in my life? yes. do i talk about it? only here ngl not irl. is it my personality? not really. #being trans is like. my little clay sculpture i throw on a wheel and fuck around with and then i'll walk away for as long as i need to #so if you're worried about ~making trans your personality~ i promise you most likely are not #but even if it's the case that being trans is like your personality who tf should care enough to stop you y'know?

[daily-crowley]

Crowley Of The Day: gorgeous 😍

(I used up all my hashtags that I couldn’t do my usual GO tags that I always do lol I don’t care)

#personal update #I got into Trolls #but I mean really really really into it #new fixation the brainrot is unstoppable #it’s all I think about I’m to the point that I need all Trolls content to survive #all Trolls content HAND IT OVER! merch fanart fics ALL OF IT #I’m so in love with Branch Floyd and John Dory #Rock Zombie Branch is sooooooo #and so I’d Rock Zombie Poppy #I AM THE NUMBER ONE JOHN FORY DEFENDER LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DID NOTHING WRONG AND DOESNT DEAERVE THE HATE HE GETS #I need what Broppy have oh my fucking god it’s so cute the love they have for each other it’s consuming me #and I need more of Branch and Clay those two rule following safety loving nerds would have such a great relationship #DID YOU SEE CLAY FAWNING OVER BRANCH WHEN THEY REUNITED SQUISHING HIS CHEEKS #THATS HIS BABY BROTHER AND HES AS CUTE NOW AS HE WAS WHEN HE WAS A BABY #AND THE ENDING WHEN HE TOLD HIM HE WAS SORRY FOR MISSING HIM GROW UP BUT COULDNT WAIT FOR THWM TO HANG OUT NOW #everyone focuses on Branch and Floyd but I NEED BRANCH AND CLAY #Speaking of Floyd I love him so much. he’s all I think about. that is if I’m not thinking of Branch #John Dory is everything to me? like I’m obsessed with him in a different way. like I said I’ll defend him every single time #BRUUUUUUUCE!!! 💞💞💞💞💞 #Trolls 3 is still in cinemas and I’ve literally been going to rewatch it once a week #no joke I’m going again this Wednesday #AND I HAVE THE FILM AT HOME! I have all 3 of them and I watch them every day #I’m telling you the brainrot is unstoppable I am going insane #People apparently don’t like when I talk about any other interest of mine especially Trolls #it’s like I’m almost not allowed to talk about anything other than Good Omens #so since people don’t like me doing permanent posts YOU’RE GETTING IT IN THE TAGS #okay I’m done…. for now. #Crowley #Crowley Of The Day #Good Omens

[cozylittleartblog]

baby's first polymer clay creation

her name is Annette

#birds #chickens #art #sculpture #sculpey #miniature art #polymer clay #clay #crafts #homemade #i have no idea the tags i'm just stealing them from other peoplw dfbghjdhfsbg #she makes me want to CRy #artists on tumblr #a bird blog i follow rbed a bunch of tiny birds someone made. i wanted to try making a tiny bird #i bought clay over a year ago because i wanted to make harpy women with some old doll faces from the 80s #that my mom still had from her crafting days. but that was a really intimidating first project so i Didn't #a chickem i s easy :) (it took like 3 hours Just to sculpt.) #its 4am i want to cry its so fucking small oh my godd #the thir dimage sends me into hysterics #please look at this chicken im begging you

[towards-toramunda]

“Do you believe in destiny?”

“No, but…”

“but you dream about islands and you go to them.”

Tonight I am thinking about the stark differences between Caduceus Clay and Ashton Greymoore

#critical role #ashton greymoore #caduceus clay #yasha nydoorin #cr2 #This was his FIRST conversation with Yasha. Fucking legend behavior istg. #Do you ever think about Caduceus Clay being aware he’s in a dnd game because of his wisdom modifier or? #toramundas clips

[sparrow-in-boots]

#i dunno man #more of a color and outfit ref than anything else lmao #also what if.... i held your paw..... while i thoughts about your riddle a bit so you don't fucking eat me......... #lions can be so stupid big like holy shit #i always forget #assassin's creed #assassins creed #desmond miles #clay kaczmarek #subject 16 #riddles and cypher au #pardal does art

[ohposhers]

Wait a minute, I think I’m missing some ohposhers lore here. Why are you a certified Clay Hater?

I guess I’m kinda just surprised that you’re not at least neutral about Clay because of how its kinda funny how he ends up looking like Just Some Guy next to most of his bros. Victim of circumstance if you will because he is unhinged in his own way (being a CPA and all to start), but not to the same degree or brand(s) of unhinged that are unique to what each of his bros got going on

He is the stupidest and ugliest piece of lettuce I have ever seen in my fucking life and I am horrified that I have 128 images of him saved to my computer now

If I’m being completely honest I think Clay is causing me to develop Stockholm syndrome

#you guys don’t even know what I have planned #he makes me so angry #he’s so fucking stupid and ugly slash neg #someone help me #trolls #clay trolls #ask eddie

[warning-heckboop]

How did Bruce even manage to send John Dory a postcard but none to the other three brothers. How did JD end up being the one to get the forged letter from Velvet. This man lives in a armadillo bus that is presumably always moving and yet somehow he gets more mail than both Branch and Clay who have been living at the same, unmoving address for however many years.

#Trolls #Trolls John Dory #Trolls Bruce #Trolls clay #Trolls branch #Genuinely baffled #'but no one knew where Clay was' I hear you say #Okay but they knew where the fucking nomad brother was???

[phonification]

yearning and grief or somthing . whatever .

#sorry i know we dont really know what happened to hb and cd in the ddd timeline but . i just like making shit up #its just. we know so little #why not just go crazy with it #oh this line from diamonds dames and dads inspired this #it feels like you were born for it #folded out of clay and stardust and molded into a shape #a gun placed in your hand and aimed at his enemies #destined to play the same role #the same games #the same capers again and again and again." #fuck my baka life #homestuck #diamonds droog #diamonds dames and dads #homestuck beyond canon #i mean #yeah #peace out im sleepg #bonkaroonies scribbles

[maskyartist]

told you i was makin a Clay and Floyd AU

just some silly doodles about Clay leaving with Floyd to help with his solo career to show he could've run things better than John Dory did. the two skyrocket to fame :)

feel like Floyd's got a bit of a tude here he's definitely a pop star/rock star a lil annoying but we love him

Clay handles a lotta the heavy lifting for the two of em, scheduling n such n making sure Floyd is booked for venues n such but they're still a team, just Clay handles business and Floyd handles fun :D

song reference : End of the Line

#masky says #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls clay #solo career manager au #doodles #i know i know im making aus and not developing them #BUT FUCK YOU IM PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX WITH MY SILLY LIL TOYS >:( #THIS IS FOR ME THIS IS ME TIME #IF YALL DONT LIKE IT U CAN WAIT UR TURN >:( #anyways i love them a lot #they're very silly to me #thinks....clay getting put in the bottle instead-HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT #he went to meet with velvet and veneer himself >:( to gauge em before his brother met em #i like to think here he got taken during this lil 'battle of the bands' situation #it was mostly for promotion for floyd's new album but these two wished to meet with floyd on potentially collabing #so clay went first and whoops #funboy's good enough #LIKE LEMME HAVE THIS OKAY-

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

does anyone see what I mean by 'they look similar' yet or am i insane.

#before i made this blog i typed a RIDICULOUSLY long reimagining of apollo justice on why i think i would've liked aa:aj better if apollo had #been a woman and my whole argument hinged on how i thought he looked like young mia. but i dont think i actually ever showed evidence for it #this is what i mean. do you see it. am i mad. #mia fey #apollo justice #ace attorney apollo justice #ace attorney trials and tribulations #dear lady apollo justice who lives in my head.... i still think about you sometimes..... #in my head she's still called apollo because her full name is actually apollonia which she thinks is fucking stupid #until clay came along and was like “oh! like apollo the name of the first rocket to reach the moon :)” #and she loved that and just went by apollo from then on. there's some useless lore for my made up girl apollo that is comepletely irrelevant

[frost-faerie]

I need a clay lives AU where, after the injury, he can't go to space anymore. He's totally bummed and slumped for a few years, but once he hears Apollo is coming back from khura'in? He finds something he wants to do.

He becomes a prosecutor to go against his best bud in court :')

(this only works because the prosecutors office is terrible at background checks and just believed him when he said he went to law school LMAO)

#apollo goes fucking NUTS when he hears #“lmao i just told them i knew what i was doing” “you did WHAT???” #ace attorney #apollo justice #clay terran #aa5 #aa6