“I swore I’d be the most famous musician in the world.”
“Dat’s dangerous, dat kinda swear,” said Cliff.
“Oook.”
“Isn’t it what every artist wants?” said Buddy.
“In my experience,” said Glod, “what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.”
- Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
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well, i was not looking forward to going back to work today. I thought it'd be shit.
but you know what?
i was right.
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i was that budtender that always gave sooo much free shit. in hollywood they literally could never figure out how i had such low sales compared. bitch its bc i dont fuck with your corporate bullshit, ooohf i went in when they told us to upsale the homeless buying $6 grams!!!! holla at the under paid, i get my fuckinn my worth
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there's nothing to do at work today and almost everyone's already gone home so I'm basically being paid to browse through tumblr. does that make me an influencer of sorts?
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Commissions do not work that way. Good night
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Me - *complaining about valid reasons and things I'm angry about*
Some people - You just need to let that anger go. Being angry won't help the situation. You can't change things by being angry. You just need to learn to accept it.
Me - congrats, now you're on the list
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FUCK YOU PAY ME BITCH
Send me your whole saving’s you know I’m worth every penny. You wish you could have this don’t you?
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