#fuck you reginald

[angelicamerlinbarnes]

#whenyourabusiveguardianinsultsyouandyourhusbandandyoujustkinda #sitthereandwannadie #heswronggogo #allwrong #yourethebestthingthateverhappenedtome #myhero

#tua #the umbrella academy #kliego #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #fuck you reginald #have a nice day y'all

[bisexuallilapitts]

Reggie taught Klaus to control his immortality and thought there is absolutely no way this can backfire on me later

#Klaus Hargreeves #Reginald Hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #TUA #TUA S3 #MAYBE DONT LEAVE HIM TO DIE AND IT WOULDNT HAVE YOU DUMB FUCKING-

[the-irken-luxray]

Listen one of the in-game default death cards is named Reginald did you not expect me to be autistic about that

#the irken luxray #my art #fan art #reginald copperbottom #henry stickmin #the henry stickmin collection #thsc #leshy #inscryption stoat #p03 #inscryption #comic #I guarantee you reg would have died to the eight fucking bears attack #also I didn't feel like drawing the angler mask sue me

[are-we-really-doing-this]

⭐️Korn 4 Hit Parader⭐️

#oh my god MUNKY you fucking FRUIT #find me ONE group pic of Korn where there isn’t at least one guy doing some gay magic with their hand(s) #you fucking can’t #david silveria #brian head welch #jonathan davis #reginald fieldy arvizu #james munky shaffer #korn #nu metal

[destinyandcoins]

lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead

not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”

#the episode is titled ''we only see each other at WEDDINGS and FUNERALS'' #i'm just saying it could have gone the other way #the umbrella academy #half the kids are there to check in with their new stepparent and make sure they're there of their own free will #''idk what he told you but you don't have to do this. say the word and i'll get you out of here'' #''no i promise i. definitely....want to...be here :) :) '' #i can't decide if it's funnier if five knew because time travel and he's already had time to adjust to this concept #so is perfectly polite and accommodating if slightly confused because the personality he built for them in his head isn't accurate #while the rest of them are going through the 5 stages of grief over discovering their dad is capable of romance #or if through some time fuckery five came from a timeline where he saw the news that reginald is dead #and then drops into the timeline in the middle of a fucking wedding and is COMPLETELY blindsided by this #but doesn't have time to deal with this shit #somehow THIS is the timeline where they do manage to prevent the apocalypse #and at the end of everything the new stepparent divorces the fuck out of reginald ASAP because holy shit they were not paid enough for this #and yet they're like ''well i did what you asked (even if you didn't mention the LOOMING APOCALYPSE) #but holy shit i'm taking these kids in the divorce because what the fuck dude what the FUCK. idc if they're all adults #they need a better family and now i'm obligated to be that for them'' #and reginald was playing fast and loose because of the LOOMING APOCALYPSE and didn't sign a prenup #so the new stepparent gets the academy (the property AND the actual kids) and reginald has to move out and live on the streets #tua meta

[crimescrimson]

Wrench Blechman & Marcus Holloway in Watch_Dogs 2 (2016)

#Crimson's Gifs: Watch_Dogs #Watch_Dogs #Watch_Dogs 2 #WD #WD2 #Watch Dogs #Watch Dogs 2 #W_D2 #W_D #Marcus Holloway #Wrench Blechman #Reginald Blechman #Wrench #Wrencus #Marench #Wrenchus #Pairing: I Would Never Turn On You #I made that gif split on the second one myself im so fucking proud of it!!!

[winter-seance]

The Umbrella Academy 3.03

#tuaedit #theumbrellaacademyedit #klaushargreevesedit #reginaldhargreevesedit #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #reginald hargreeves #my gifs #mygifs:tua #and then #BETRAYAL #fuck you reggie

[transtranslations]

Nobody Expects The Japanese Jooster: Some Fun Translation Notes

Hey, guys. Are y'all aware that in the Japanese translation of "Bertie Changes His Mind", the line where Jeeves says "I'm fond of Mr. Wooster" is translated as 「私はウースター様が好きでございます」 (or, "watakushi wa Wooster-sama ga suki de gozaimasu")? Because I'm sure not normal about this.

Tl;dr: this line now reads like a love confession. (If an amusingly keigo-ridden love confession, because even in his internal dialogue Jeeves is physically incapable of not sounding aggressively polite.) More under the cut.

Now, please note that I am not fluent in Japanese, so take all my words with a grain of salt. But I have, at the very least studied it for several years, am currently living in Japan, and have listened to a great number of Japanese love songs. And this is how I would like to share that if you "ga suki" a person, this can and very often does mean you are in love with them.

Technically, "suki" just means "like". If you like apples, you'd say "ringo ga suki". If say, tennis is your favorite sport, you'd say "tenisu wa watashi no ichiban suki na supootsu" - with "ichiban suki" literally meaning "number one like". "Daisuki", or "big like", is the one that is often used for love - but boy is just plain "suki" used a hell of a lot.

Take this translation of "Ano Yume o Nazotte" (or "Tracing That Dream"), for example. Here, the translator has written it literally as "I like you", but contextually the song makes it pretty probable that it's a confession of romantic love. Or have a look at the Project Diva translation of "Suki Kirai" ("Like-Dislike" or "Love-Hate"), which makes "suki"'s usage in romantic love quite clear. There's even a whole conversation about the subject of love confession and translation in The Great Ace Attorney - this links to a fan-translated Let's Play so the original Japanese dialogue is visible, but the conversation happens similarly in the official localized version, though it manifests a bit differently. Regardless, both versions discuss "suki" as used to confess feelings of love.

What I'm saying is, wow, holy shit, Tamaki Morimura made a rather strong choice when using "suki". Because no matter the intent, that potential implication is absolutely going to be present in a reader's mind. And if you're wondering why I know this in the first place, it's because this line is used (in very slightly altered form, as "Wooster-sama" is exchanged for "the young master") in the manga, Please, Jeeves, which in large part uses Morimura's translation for its text, and... well. Let's just say our good pal Bun Katsuta seems to rather leaned into that with the expression.

Yeah.

And this goes in tandem with other aspects of the manga, like an added line that, to my knowledge, is not present anywhere in the original text (certainly not in the story that chapter adapts, "Jeeves in the Springtime"), in which Jeeves says that Bertie's shortcomings do not prevent him from being "beloved as a person". Not to mention the other choices the manga makes, such as having Jeeves wink at Bertie incessantly, or occasionally having hearts float around Bertie when he talks about Jeeves, or the panel at the end of "Without the Option where I swear to God it looks like Jeeves is trying to reach for Bertie's hand.

So, between the official translation and the manga adaptation, I'm not saying we have a Spanish Destiel situation on our hands... but I'm certainly implying it.

(My final note is that this is one of the favorite book series of Empress Emeritus Michiko. Which, with this added context, is very funny to me. I wish she had an open email address so I could ask her if she thinks they're in love.)

#jeeves and wooster #please jeeves #reginald jeeves #bertie wooster #jooster #wooves #i need y'all to understand that i flipped out for like two straight hours when i read this line in the manga #and that flipping out was exacerbated by my realizing it was very probably in the original fucking text #AND THEN IT SURE WAS #morimura-san and katsuta-san you absolute madlads #i want to sit down and have a conversation with you about this #but my spoken japanese is absolutely not up to the task #also like i said. i'm not fluent. maybe i'm completely wrong about this. but i just had to put this out there #posted on the translation blog because I haven’t posted here in ages #and because this is my latest project I’m attempting #yes I do mean the whole manga. someone’s got to do it

[starmakesart]

When you ask your homie if he wants juice and he goes off about how he and his sister are actually reincarnated warlords

#yugioh zexal #zexal #zexal spoilers #yuma tsukumo #ryouga kamishiro #reginald kastle #yuma: “shark what the fuck are you talking about” #shark: “AND THATS HOW MY SISTER THREW HERSELF INTO A VORTEX—” #starmakesart #forhope

[frazzledazzlin]

tumblr glitched or something while im posting this its 2x larger than it should be. tumblr likes copperright

#thsc #the henry stickmin collection #right hand man #reginald copperbottom #rhm #copperright #scriboozles #NEVER FUCKING MIND. NONE OF YOU SAW THAT. #TUMBLR HAAATES COPPERRIGHT

[official-sans-undertale]

you KNOW their asses got sent to the wall

#salad salart #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #right hand man #reginald copperbottom #copperright #and you KNOW their asses escaped!!!!!!!! #idk i just had this sketch in my wips forever and gave it lore #making men look disheveled is my specialty also #ALSO also fuck backgrounds. me and my homies hate backgrounds #even if they're simple and bare minimum

[ghostplasmas]

More junicrane/starstruck content for the soul. Should I be making proper art instead of sketches? Pppppprobably but idc

#art #ghosts art #my art #i expect you to die 2 #i expect you to die #i expect you to die 3 #thinking of making my own comic for these freaks #if i do it will be a WHILE before i stsrt actually posting #i'd need to actually get a plot down for it. but. shrug. #perhaps i should write some mini comics for some au's. #i expect you to die john juniper #john juniper i expect you to die #ieytd john juniper #john juniper ieytd #john juniper #the handler i expect you to die #handler ieytd #the handler #reginald crane #reginald crane ieytd #junicrane #starstruck is also such a cute fucking ship name #throwing my old one out the window #i love love love that omg #starstruck ieytd #junicrane ieytd

[digital-roots]

*Reginald voice* Mary. Mary please don't vote me off. I'm not the impostor they're lying to you. I'm not "sus" I didn't vent in electrical I just happened to be there where the body was. Mary please listen to me I love you. I'm not sus.

#Vasilis: dude we're just playing among us what the fuck are you talking about #reginald tetra #blackout hospital #cemetery mary #arcadekitten #Mary anta #a-maize-ing post

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Roxana: *peacefully inventing things in her lab. Gets a text*

Reginald: *over text* "Incoming Agent Phoenix warning"

Agent Phoenix: *kicks down the door* CAN YOU MAKE A TARDIS?!

Roxana: huh??

Agent Phoenix: TARDIS?! FROM DOCTOR WHO?! I JUST SAW THAT SHOW CAN YOU MAKE ONE?!

#agent Phoenix is a big fucking nerd okay? #if they ever got to watch tv that is #agent phoenix #i expect you to die #ieytd #the handler #ieytd 3 #reginald crane #dr. prism #zoraxis #dr. zor #ieytd2

[enhanced-operatives-division]

Based off this post...<3

#changed the text a little bit because i love you masc presenting lesbians i love you sm #however #it's Reggie. #ANYWAYS #i don't draw him much because a friend was looking through my sketchbook and said that he looked like a “Dilf-y Mario” #and I haven't fucking recovered #also im not sure hat to do with his hair #hair doesnt make sense to me though tbf #i can't draw it the way i draw fur so it's just. strange to me #alas #anyways bringing starstuck content to the fandom is also my solem duty shoutout to those two who only exist in a very specific au to me #the rarepair ever dear lord #[agent moose's art] #ieytd #i expect you to die #john juniper #agent phoenix #reginald crane #the handler #OH YEAH BSL FOR PHOENIX!! YEAH! #i want to improve my own BSL since im english and it's the only other language I've been able to pick up #and so im practicing with phoenix #do i think phoenix is british? no absolutely not #where do i think they're from? they spawned in /j #anyways #ENOUGH RAMBLING IN TAGS #sorry it's like a safe space for me #boring ass caption then all the fun stuff is in the tags #starstruck

[cosmos-dot-semicolon]

Reginald Copperbottom is so well characterised for a guy who wasn't even named when back in the day?? He's an coward that'll turn tail and run the moment danger approaches. He'll give up the leadership of his entire organisation just to survive another day, but ALSO he'll give it up to anyone who truly proves their dedication to the clan. He'll rant and incite a revolution about honour and underhandedly kill someone out of spite (twice). He'll throw his gun to a stranger who's also wanted. He's definitely gay for his right hand man who he brought back from the dead. Do you see what I'm getting at here

#the henry stickmin collection #thsc #reginald copperbottom #I will never be over how such a looney tunes-ass franchise managed to use its branching timeline gimmick to actually write a good story #because it's like!! you want to show what a character's really like? show how they would've done that in a slightly different situation!! #this guy has the fucking range. he's brilliant. he looks like the old pringles guy