#fuck-you-i-am-spiderman

[sparrowmoth]

Matchablossom for the ship ask: 8, 12, 21, 29 and 44 🥺

@fuck-you-i-am-spiderman Thank you very much, lovely! 💖💖💖

8. Who gets extremely competitive playing Mario Kart?

They’re both extremely competitive in everything they do together, so why should Mario Kart be any different? They’re not against fighting dirty, which means things tend to get physical—foot to the face, elbows in ribs, “accidentally” disconnecting the controller, etc.

(Miya regrets ever introducing them to the game since no matter that he beats them both almost every time, it seems like all they ever care about is who came in 2nd vs. 3rd between the two of them.)

12. Who does the hands-over-the-eyes “Guess Who” thing?

Kojiro, just because he knows Kaoru “hates it” and somehow that annoyed sigh is terribly endearing—all the more so when it comes with an insult like, “I don’t know, did the zoo lose their gorilla?” If he’s standing, Kaoru might then turn around to face Kojiro as those large, warm hands slide down to his back, and if Kojiro is lucky, he’ll get to kiss away a pout.

21. Who’s clumsier?

As adults, neither of them would be considered clumsy, as much as Kaoru huffs that Kojiro’s like a great dane with no idea just how big he is. It’s not really true. Kaoru knows that damn well. He just likes to get a jab in at Kojiro. Seems only fair considering how it used to be—

As kids, Kaoru was the first to hit his growth spurt (and it hit him hard). He was tall and lanky and terribly clumsy, no sign of the elegance he’d one day grow into. Kojiro, who’d grow past him in high school, got a fair few laughs in between kindergarten and then, watching his best friend flail and trip and stumble around like a newborn giraffe.

29. Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies?

Kojiro, which Kaoru of course finds scandalous because, “You’re a chef! You should know how many germs—” Kojro cuts him off by shoving the spoon between his lips and laughs when Kaoru goes wide-eyed, like Kojiro’s trying to poison him. “Relax,” Kojiro tells him, “it’s not going back in the bowl—I promise.” Kaoru looks at him suspiciously as he grabs the spoon and licks it more tentatively, like a cat unsure of the quality of its water bowl. “It better not,” he grumbles, backing away with the spoon like Kojiro might try to steal it (which he does, but only a few minutes later, seeing as Kaoru’s still absently licking at it, cleaning it to a shine).

44. What are their nicknames for each other? Apart from the colourful insults they exchange like a love language and the skater names they only use at S, Kaoru’s nicknames for Kojiro include: “Koji” (a nickname from childhood said more fondly now that they’ve grown), “Jiro” (a nickname that emerges primarily when Kaoru is sleepy or drunk), “Koko” (a teasing nickname only used to provoke annoyance), “KJ” (a nickname Kaoru hasn’t used as much since they were teens), and “Ko” (another sleepy nickname).

As for Kojiro’s nicknames for Kaoru, he’s partial to using cute and sappy pet names like princess, precious, love, doll, babe, angel, etc (sometimes he’ll say these sarcastically, but never out of malice). He also uses “Ru” in quiet, tender moments, like when he’s comforting Kaoru or they’re cuddling in bed.

In high school, he’d call Kaoru “Yashiki” when he was annoyed. Kaoru, of course, would say that two could play at that game and start calling Kojiro “Nan,” at which Kojiro would shoot back with “Yash,” and then they were down to “N” and “Y” until all they could do was stick their tongues out at each other until one of them smiled and the other accused in triumph, “Made you smile!” And that would be swiftly denied, but that was a whole other argument.

OTP Ask Meme

#fuck-you-i-am-spiderman #<3 #matchablossom #joecherry #SK8 #SK8 the infinity #sakurayashiki kaoru #nanjo kojiro #SK8 headcanons #my headcanons #thank you for sending me some my dear <3<3 #I'm so enamoured with these dorks #feels good to write something #even if it's just headcanons

[extra-somethin-somethin]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week? #yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her) #i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀 #it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺'' #''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

[demigod-of-the-agni]

redraw of the first ever pavitr drawing i did a little over a year ago <3

#my son..... #sorry literally all you've seen me reblog today like a maniac is pavitr #actually no. i'm not sorry. i am the pavitr poster. he is my mascot #woe upon ye. another humble drawing of the little guy #can you BELIEVE how fucking sad i drew his hair????? in the old drawing??????????? lmfao. i am screaming #it's like a straw hat. or a mouse that grew a beard and died there #maybe the real improvement his god-blessed hairstyle #im so sorry pavi. how could i have drawn you without your luscious locks #ghungroos pavitr my beloved #shadows aren't real btw. they're a construct of metaphysics #pavitr prabhakar #spider man #spider man india #spider man fanart #atsv pavitr #spiderman india #atsv #artoftheagni #woo..

[suitehearttts]

happy valentines parksborn nation, i have impulsively designed MCU Peter a Harry out of a pure love for post-NWH possiblities

#if you think that Peter doesn’t look like Tom enough then congrats i agree with you! #peter parker #harry osborn #parksborn #this is hopefully? eventually? going to be a series of parksborn fluff art but i simply don’t know when/if i will get to the other ones #but anyway!! i am deeply obsessed with this concept and am so fucking close to writing my own fic for it but idk if i have the strength #but the au is rotating in my head…. so many headcanons…. #digital art #spiderman #also fuck Tom holland for being hard to draw

[jaydarino]

Oop boxer miguel doodle I forgot to post

#can you tell I found that little rake brush and went fucking mental #Christmas came early lads #Its 3am why am I posting #Prime times you know yourself #goodnight I say lovingly but its to my miguel body pillow #miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #atsv #atsv miguel #spiderman #spiderman 2099

[ranubd]

I may or may not be a little hyperfixated on this atm, I'm very sorry about the comic, the page will come soon.

#Grian #gtws #desert duo #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #grian spiderman #gtws spiderman #spider verse #spider man: across the spider verse #webbie #widow #grian #good times <3 #it's 4 am btw #also suffered from major art block #and i looked wrong its fucking 6am #i hope this reaches the right audience #and uh #see you later #goodnight :9 #ranu #ranubd

[internal-soundtrack]

How Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse got me right now

#they made him so fucking hot #and for what #with that slutty waist and voluptuous ass #AND Oscar Isaac voicing him #I hate that he’s doing my boy miles like that #but he’s so fucking fine #i am but a simple woman #going on absolute miguel o’hara brain rot #the fanfic writers are holding up society right now #inside you there are two wolves #miguel o’hara could choke me #the urge to love and protect miles morales #miguel o'hara #miles morales #spider man 2099 #across the spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse

[clover-46]

the writers on here making the miguel fics need to remember his fangs inject paralytic venom hes not a real vampire it was just a joke in the movie 😭

oh but i still want him to bite me don’t get me wrong idgaf if they have venom 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

#the copious amounts of smut i’ve seen with this man and the fangs is crazy #y’all need to tone it DOWN wheres the fluff omg?? #there’s like so many smut x reader fics clogging the miguel o’hara tag and people can express their creative liberties or whatever but it’s #getting CRAZY #like why is almost nobody talking about his character and writing an analysis on him #AND WHY ARE SO MANY FICS WRITING HIM TO BE SOME FERAL AND MEAN BEAST #firstly it’s feels racist to write a brown latino man that way. #second it feels fetishiz-y with how people only sexualize the fuck outta him and talk about nothing else when it comes to him #to add onto that people are drawing him with a MUZZLE on #at first all this didn’t really register in my head as bad but after seeing so much i see it 😭 #also some spanish speakers have said people are using incorrect spanish when writing dialogue for him and thats kinda funny #don’t use google translate please 💀 #miguel o’ hara #spiderman 2099 #across the spiderverse #i also saw someone say miguel would not be a good partner or something and i just know you didn’t pay attention #and i wont go into why because its spoilers but we have seen him be soft and happy with someone he cares about it’s just trauma that has #made him mean and depressed #he was obviously projecting onto miles in the movie when he acted like that let’s be fr #why am i writing a novel down here idk i just wanted to talk about it a little #i love the smut (trust me) but pleaaseee don’t start being fetishize-y

[heartsgettingwiser62]

Byler week day 5: Secret Identities

Spidey-Will!

The Spidey Will and Mj Wheeler byler AU lives in my head RENT FREE so obviously I had to post something about them today!

Honestly making these Byler versions of movie posters is so much fun skdjsk maybe I'll make more in the future

(Click for better quality y'all know how tumblr is)

(Here is the original picture)

#i made this mostly while studying fucking ww1 all day long yesterday till 4 am i don't even know how this turned out kinda good lmao #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are #spidey will #spiderman byler au #byler spider man au #byler fanart #byler edit #bylerweek2023 #will byers x mike wheeler #mike wheeler x will byers #mike x will #will x mike #stranger things #stranger things fanart #stranger things edit

[milimeters-morales]

i feel like i’m watching the milesganke town population grow like some sort of creature in my lab :3 it’s soooo pleasing seeing new artworks, fics, edits (thought i don’t see those) and other fanworks for these two and their variations <333

#miles morales #spiderman #spider man #ganke lee #milesganke #arachnitech #like there was already fans but now there’s MORE. do you understand+ #how excited that makes me! #of course. not all of them are on tumblr sadly they are trapped in jails like twitter and tiktok #but god. to know there’s more out there #im getting too fucking happy over this i realize my tags make me seem a bit too invested but yknow what i am. milesganke my beloved #m&m posts #clawcode #miles g #prowler miles #the prowler #ganke m

[simplyender]

look i love spot just as much as anybody else but if i see somebody actually unironically siding with him and saying hes in the right, im gonna think theyre fucking insane

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS MILES FAULT--------- #the only legitimate grievance spot has with miles is how upsetting it mustve been to have his traumatic backstory be so easily dismissed #otherwise #how the fuck was miles supposed to know ohnn was there? how the fuck is it miles fault he SAVED THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MULTIVERSE? #spot legitimately needs help and he wont be finding it in KILLING MILES DAD #(not that spot can seem to get help considering his condition which explains his severe mental deterioration) #(which probably also resulted from the isolation that came right after a trauma conga line of becoming disabled+getting ostracized+ #+losing his job+losing any support system he mightve had) #but i am not blaming miles for any of that. thats THE SYSTEM #babey!!! #another note: spot worked for evil inc. literally what was he expecting would happen? he was down to shoot spiderman for trespassing like #he was very much not working for the good guys. #mind you even if im firmly on team 'actions have consequences'i still think what happened to spot was downright horrific and #he didnt deserve to be hurt to such a degree but. shrug. im gonna make a whole post on him some day i swear. #the spot #spiderverse spoilers #atsv spoilers #atsv #across the spiderverse #johnathon ohnn #miles morales #<- dont you dare touch a hair on his or his familys head wretched bagel man (affectionate) #spot

[eggvvhore]

YEEEHAWWWW 🐮🐮

#this is so fucking cringe honestly #CANNOT believe i am posting this but my friends made me #tombstone #spiderman: into the spiderverse #itsv #lonnie lincoln #ALONZOOOOO... #i see you... #i see you alonzo #also idk how to color :( sorry guys LMAO #my art

[tiffray]

bucky??? as in barnes???? the winter soldier?????? I didn't know you were a marvel fan

ew no bucky as in mayor buckman from 2001 maniacs. yknow this guy.

#and if you ever accuse me of bring a marvel fan i am coming after you #the only marvel films ive ever seen is like 3 spidermans when i was like 10 #fuck outta here #asks

[bosspigeon]

thinking about how fucking funny it would be for Pyre to run into someone who was Also around during Elturel's Descent that recognized him and was just

hey

#pidge babbles #oc: pyre #[spiderman meme] #YOU LOOK GOOD MAN WHATS YOUR SECRET #pyre: *sweating* #also??? can i just say??? v hard to find timeline confirmations!!! #DiA supposedly takes place in 1494 #bg3??? 1492 #W H A T #if anybody has an actual timeline pls lmk bc im fucking dying here #edited bc got in game confirmation about the timeline shit #wotc pls make ur lore more consistent i am begging

[demigod-of-the-agni]

“The fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet even that enemy of God and man had friends and associates in his desolation; I am alone.”

unofficial cover art for my Frankenstein-inspired Spider-Man fic

#omg mcu peter parker artwork?????? made by me?????????? shocking #i was struck with The Vibes tonight (24hr headache and muscles cramps and uncooperative body) #also hello New Art Style Number 54!!! #losing it. my dumb ass couldn't do line-free art for years and SUDDENLY WE'VE GONE LINEART-FREE IN A MATTER OF HOURS #also halftones my beloved #you can really tell i half-assed the anatomy. i was trying to draw those muscles and bones from memory but alas #the ribs are really fucked up lmao. also the manubrium. it's fucking massive. literally screaming #pectoralis major and deltoids and sternocleidomastoids aren't actually that bad... it's just that i gave up on giving them texture lol #oh god i forgot the hoodie strings 😭 my boy i'm so sorry!!! pretend he has hoodie strings. i am not bothered to go back and add them #god. ugh. i should realllllyyyy finish writing the current chapter. i miss you mary shelley appreciation fic #i need to entertain myself with my own fics to get myself to write lmao #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #spider man fanart #mcu peter parker #ben reilly #<- tagging him solely for the shits and giggles >:))) #artoftheagni #myart

[fernsfabulousfloweringfacility]

i did a tihng

#Okokokokokokokokokokoko SO #instead of doing spiderverse fanart #i decided #you know what #what if i was extra sexy and made myself into a villain instead of a spider #which spiderman villain is most sexy??? Doc ock!!!! #mY dude here is a doctor at 17 and has solved the climate crisis as well as being a very good nurse :D #the spider is my partner!! :D #the whole story here is that doc ock and the spider hang out alot when they're irl and are really close friends!!! #but then will decides “actually. corporations and business folks can fuck off. im pushing my plan to save the climate crisis into motion” #and becomes doc ock!!! #but spider stops him because aaa not good #and he becomes better afterwards and helps the spider :)) #the mask is voice altering btw!! makes his voice mechanical and jarring and deep >:)) #the glasses help him analyse and assess the battlefield and surroundings :)) #i am SO ridiculously proud of this design kjghkfdjhg its silly but like <3<3 #im cringe but i am free #spiderverse #spidersona #<- kind of? #doc ock #earth 1406 #the spider #fern does art #TEHEEEEEEE im being so silly and i love them 3<<3<3<3<3