#fucked up horse

[jombenz]

ashley graham for u all except i thought the canvas was lonely

#resident evil 4 #resident evil #doodles #ashley graham #luis serra #leon kennedy #fucked up horse #digital art #jombenz

[dorianwolfforest]

Hey guys I need to go to the farm next door and purchase some sheep can you look after my perfectly normal, average horses for me. They’re very usual. Don’t pet them though haha they like hands.

#creature lore: they camouflage as horses to lure curious foals and defensive stallions closer. #and then they eat them :) #fucked up horse #love them #my art #horse art

[thoodleoo]

happy ides of march

#ides of march #fun fact i was looking for something COMPLETELY unrelated to this (facts abt caesars weird fucked up horse) #not entirely sure how it came up

[bigskycastle]

horsin around

#my art #mine #horses #sketching is fun #sorry horse enthusiasts if these are fucked up

[wildfire-chronicle]

elemental invasion dream

Had a dream that took place in a grassy area that was simultaneously very large and open, but also felt very limited. It was a bit like when a video game has an area that is a wide open field, but the playable area is just a small portion of the field and invisible walls or small obstacles prevent you from going further, like the Garden in Mario Galaxy. Within this area were scattered trees, and in the center, an odd metal platform stood above a small pit with two bridges leading up to it, one on either side. The platform had strange, boxy structures made of the same metal on it, and I got the feeling they were like computer terminals or servers except that there was no visible way to interact with them. Time in this central area moved much slower than in the outer area; twelve times slower, to be precise, meaning that from outside, people inside appeared to move very slowly.

There were four of us hanging out in this strange space: a young version of myself, a taller girl about my age, a shorter girl who was a bit younger, and one other who was much younger than the rest of us. We weren’t doing much; I think we were either assigned to keep an eye on the strange structure, or we had stumbled onto it by accident and were watching it and hanging out there out of curiosity. We played silly games like tag, read books, played with cards, and goofed around with the time-slowing phenomenon by throwing rocks and sticks onto and off of the platform to watch their strange flight path. The sun never moved across the sky, and there was no feeling of pressure to get anything done. It was bliss.

But then, as we were having a picnic under a tree, something changed. The metal structure began to make a noise like it was charging up, and parts of it started to spin. I ran up the ramp, and as I did I noticed that the time-slowing effect was gone. I also realized that I had a small laser pistol that could be charged, and I pulled it out as I ran. The structure suddenly stopped moving as I approached the top of the ramp, and there in the center was a creature.

It would be generous to call it a horse, but difficult to call it anything else. The thing was about the size of a person bent over at the waist and looked like it was made out of low-quality, light-brown felt. Its back legs bent forward, like human legs, but its front legs could seemingly flex in any direction like pool noodles. It had stumpy hooves and no mane or tail. The head was by far the most disturbing part. It had two vertical mouths, neither of them where the mouth should be. The jaws opened sideways, and the mouths were asymmetrically placed at the end of the muzzle on opposite sides of each other, with lips permanently drawn back from the teeth and very red gums. Its eyes looked as if they had been drawn on with crayon. It had at least three that I remember, all asymmetrically placed: one large, primary eye on the front-right of its head, which looked like a child’s attempt at drawing an eye, and two right next to each other on the left side that were smaller and more beady. The overall impression was one of revulsion and pity at this tortured being.

I did not know where it came from or how it got there, but I knew instinctually that this thing did not belong in our world. I powered up my gun as I ran toward it, preparing to destroy it. The horse looked at me and grinned (if its face could be said to make such an expression), and in its eyes I could see uncontrolled hatred and anger. It started to move, ducking and weaving between machines to close the distance without giving me a sight line. From behind, the others yelled at me not to kill it, and even though I was certain that it would be better for this thing to die here and now, I set my gun to stun instead. The chase was short, and I managed to nail it with a charged shot and send it sprawling just before it could reach me.

I refused to touch the body, so the others carried it off the platform and down to the grass. While they did, I inspected the structure more. It had changed; there were now more boxy shapes on it than there were before, and there were two large metal rods extending upwards around the center and forming a gate-like shape. They were stationary now, but I could see these were what had been spinning before. It gave the overall impression of being a teleporter of some kind. I decided to back off, just in case it activated again.

Eventually, the horse woke up. I was prepared to shoot it again as soon as it did, but this time when I looked at it, I saw no malice in its eyes. It looked completely uncomprehending and carefree, like a large dog. It was totally different from the feeling I had gotten from it before when it first appeared. It was unsettling, but even as wretched as it looked, I couldn’t bring myself to shoot something so pathetic and harmless. It got to its feet and began prancing around, and the others started playing games with it.

That lasted until the teleporter began to power up again. The horse ran and hid behind the youngest of us, and the younger girl grabbed her by the hand and told her they were going to go climb a tree and hide in it. The older girl and I prepared ourselves for whatever was going to come out of that thing this time. There was a flash of light, and two figures appeared. One of them was a humanoid form composed entirely of flames, and it moved so quickly that I couldn’t spare a glance for the other. The flame creature dashed down the ramp towards us, and I frantically had the thought that I needed a better weapon than my tiny laser pistol. I looked around, and as I did I noticed a van had appeared just as I had that thought. I yanked open the doors, and both the tall girl and I pulled things out that I knew were supposed to be weapons. I had a deck of cards in one hand and a machine pistol in the other. I didn’t see what the girl got, but we quickly surrounded the flame elemental and attacked it.

It was all I could do to avoid its attacks; my gun did nothing to it, and the deck of cards was useless. The girl, however, seemed to be having much better luck damaging it, so I focused on dodging and distracting the thing to give her a chance to hurt it. It was a drawn out fight where even one wrong move promised agony, but finally, I saw the tip of a sword protrude from its chest as it was in the middle of winding up for an attack at me. It froze, and then it began to gush flaming gas from the wound. Its hands scrabbled at the tear ineffectually, and it shrank and deflated until there was nothing left but a smell of sulphur.

Me and the girl looked at each other, each wearing the same look of “did that really just happen?” Then, suddenly, an expression of pain crossed her face, and she folded to the ground. Behind her was the other thing that had teleported in: a pale, short-haired woman in white, futuristic clothes. She was holding a gun in each hand and looked straight out of the Matrix, and both those guns were pointed at me. I instantly dove into a roll, just in time to avoid her spray of bullets.

Everything seemed to slow down around me as I dodged. The thought occurred to me that whenever I was in stress, strange things seemed to just happen to fix the situation, like that van full of weapons appearing out of nowhere. I decided that I was going to try to control it this time. As I came out of my roll, I focused on the thoughts of “imbuing the cards with flame” and “shooting the cards out of the gun.” Instantly, the deck disappeared from my hand, and my gun began to fire red-gold cards that left trails of sparks in the air. The fight was cinematic, at times with my point of view shifting out of my own body, and my altered perception and ability to affect the world continued. Finally, I got the woman to freeze with her back against the side of the van as I outlined her in shots that melted holes in the metal around her. I ordered her to throw away her guns, and she did.

As soon as the fight was over, my gun instantly changed to a regular pistol, like it had never been anything else. I held it up to her head and demanded she tell me where she came from, how she got here, and why she had come. She smiled knowingly and refused to answer, so I pointed the gun next to her head and fired, and then cocked it and pointed it back at her. I told her that if she wouldn’t answer me, then I had no reason to keep her alive, so she better start talking real quickly. She visibly lost her cool and began to talk, but as she did, the dream ended and I woke up.

2 January 2022

#dream #fucked up horse #elemental #long post #see the horse plinko art by zihette for what the horse's eye looked like #january 2022

[gravebadgerr]

That's a fuckin horse alright.

#to make up for how ugly the last one was. #mm tiwlgith sporkle #mlp #my little pony #mlp art #mlp fim #art #i doubt anyones interested in my mlp hcs but #twilight used to be eeeevil #and then got redeemed :3 #how neat #anuwau look at my fucking horse

[emkini]

"With a reach, Wei Wuxian lifted the child up and tucked him under his arm. [...] Although the child called A-Yuan was still quite young, he already knew fear, but still he didn't cry."

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #a yuan #random jin horse #mdzs fanart #every day I fuck around with photoshop filters instead of coloring #em draws #also I'm getting close to the end of the novel and it's MESSING ME UP MAN

[amielot]

Touch starved.

#get pet idiot #gentle ear pets #yep #in which Dream discovers he's touch starved as fuck #and his limited physical contact policy blows up in his face #the sandman #dreamling #horse girl au #centaur!dream #dream of the endless #hob gadling #centaur #centaurs #when you have complicated feelings/dislike towards humans #the art tag

[cosmicwhoreo]

So I made them Salty Shark Crew ocs!

And I love them so so much! Aaaaaaand I also kept these two freaks-

because they were too fun a duo to give up to somebody else

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cookie oc #cookie run ocs #Horse Apple Cookie #Honey Crisp cookie #Dr prawn cookie #Sea Anemone cookie #mah babiz #my darling fucked up children #Honey loves his brother but GOD if he's not such a bloody failure #Prawn is basically tf2 medic if he was in denial about being a freak #and anemone is pure and we love her

[arthursfuckinghat]

The worst part about playing rdr2 again is knowing who's going to die, how they're going to die, when they're going to die, and not be able to do a single thing about it

#sorry I'm just thinking about lenny and sean a lot #they're so full of life #sean is always cheering people up and talking about whatever nonsense he talks about #he fills the silence #lenny is always chirpy and keeping himself busy with reading but is always happy to talk #kieran too #he was always nice even when everyone was cruel to him or picking on him #he did chores and helped with the horses and did whatever he was told #and was grateful for it #nobody fucking noticed when he disappeared apart from mary beth #nobody got to mourn sean #but lenny and hosea both got what they wanted #they were buried with friends #I miss them so much its why I'm still on chapter two because everything's okay for now #micah is still in jail everyone's happy #its hard #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #lenny summers #sean macguire #kieran duffy #molly saying “I love you dutch” and getting a “thank you dear” in return makes my blood boil #oh molly

[hg-aneh]

Hi! I absolutely love all of your art and I’ve been fallowing you for awhile! There’s been some rumors that you ship Muriel x crowley?? Which I guess is an odd paring but nothing terrible wrong with, I was just curious if you do ship them.

Thank you for all your wonderful art <3

okay, i want to preface this by saying that I've already been harassed over this to the point of being called a lowkey pedophile and having every little move of mine scrutinized and misconstrued to sickening extents (this harassment spilled over to my partner too, and it was horrible)

so all anyone would do by doing this again would be repeating history, among other things that have to do with fucking up my already frail mental state

now.

onto the meat

yes, I ship it

no, I do not see Muriel as a child, kid, teenager, or anything of the sort and I find it personally distasteful to think of doing so because infantilizing autistic traits rubs me the wrong way (p e r s o n a l l y)

you can do it if you want to, I have worse things to worry about than a random person on the internet thinking something of a fictional character, just don't try to push your headcanon onto me just because you perceive it that way or because it's a popular dynamic that you find fun

adding onto this, i want to add that i will never and i mean fucking NEVER post anything related to that ship outside of the very specific private Xitter account i created for it

(and my personal facebook, on a friends only setting)

any Muriel & Crowley content outside of that account is all platonic and bla bla you get the gist. I can separate things, what a talent.

Now, I'm being overly paranoid and explaining myself to exhaustion over this for a very good reason and it's because last time someone found out about it ((yes we're going full circle to the beginning of this little bible)) they treated it as some sort of GOTCHA moment about me being a pedo ((and if you didn't know this already: I fucking despise children with my whole being, I'd rather be forcefed alligator shit for my whole life than be with one of those creatures for a single day))

It got to the point of that person making extremely hurtful videos about me and their little friend group comprised of goober eating toddlers joining in on the "Hater" train or whatever the hell that new cultural trend is called, as well

It was hell, that whole experience fucked me up BAD and i feel silly for saying this but it was genuinely traumatic! So- I apologize if I'm sounding confrontational here, anon, but like, this is the type of thing you have to do to keep yourself safe now, it's gone to that point and I'm in hysterics now because what the fuck

Lastly, I'd like to say this one other thing

Muriel is played by an adult actress, they are canonically the same age as Aziraphale and Crowley and are also an eldritch creature just like them

The fact that they're nice and bubbly and happen to have autistic traits doesn't suddenly make them a fetus. I have friends with the same personality type as them and I feel like it'd be dumb to treat them like zygotes knowing they're adults with body hair and debt

Again, if you see them as one, I'm literally no one to judge, I'm 1.49, you're better off taking judgement from a stupid lone penguin in the saharan desert.

But don't fuck with others for thinking otherwise, it's not a moral issue to disagree with a headcanon, please. 🥲

#aneh answers #aneh cries #im still not over that whole thing bruh it fucked me up good #aneh wont shut up #and thank you anon #and also sorry #this shit is looooong #disk horse #discourse

[painted-bees]

Asking my tarot cards, "Will I be able to pull off drawing the [very difficult/complex scene involving a fucked up horse] in Wolves of Danu?"

my cards:

#[[head in hands]] #pain #this is the most fucked up 3 card spread I have ever seen wtf lmao #i HATE DRAWING HORSES THIS MUCH.

[bitchfitch]

I need someone to kill me. I've been making a horse in magic poser for like. eight hours and I'm in hell.

it still needs back legs and I hate it. (I'm grumping but it's taking so long because I'm making it a Good poser that I will never have to make again and will be able to resuse infinitely. The devs will announce that they are adding horses within the month I guarantee you that.)

#I did take a nap and poptart break during that time but emotionally i was still working on this fucking honse #anyways a how to make a horse (and any other non human character) tutorial is going up on grey fuckers once this bitch is Done. #i know there's horse specific poser apps but they suck.

[wulfhalls]

also forever bitter denis deprived us of this essential pauljessica scene :///

#this. horse girl paul. #whatever the fuck tim blake nelson was supposed to get up to in part two (preacher!paul vision. to me) #dune #pauljessica #txt.me #never forget what they took from us

[disteal]

There is an astonishingly bad habit in our online demographic for laymen to offer unsolicited, incorrect advice on how to do activism with complete confidence and authority despite it clearly being some made-up shit they thought sounded right.

#‘how to gentle a police horse’ don’t fucking do that #’how to triage a wound with tampons’ don’t fucking do that #’using cash during a general strike counts less’ that’s dumb #Harm reduction actually requires an insane amount of skill and is usually preceded by years of unpaid thankless volunteering experience. #but yeah i’m joe tumblr user and i’ve got something of value to offer (shit i made up) #dis.txt

[the-sleepy-silurian]

If Dark Disciple has a million haters im one of them. If it has a 1000 haters im still one of them. If it has 1 hater its me....

#I am so scared for home girl #she is my favorite character please please please don’t fuck this up again #dark horse comics original ending stays winning #tcw #sw tcw #star wars tcw #Star Wars #sw #asajj ventress #ventress #tbb #the bad batch #asajj #my posts #my stuff #my post #the clone wars