#fuckin cats man

[pierrotwrites-hc]

Just curious but what’s Luca’s cat’s name? Does it hate Robert too?

his name is Mousetrap and he will eventually come to an uneasy armistice with Robert after a period of open war

#fuckin cats man #my husband's cat is currently purring on my lap as though he does not at all remember our first year together #which he spent stalking me around the apartment and drawing blood at every opportunity

[schrodingersvibecheck]

sorry no i can’t come into work today yeah didn’t sleep at all again. yeah no i was kissing my darling evil baby cat over and over again on her stupid little head right between her tiny triangle ears. very important business

#eva.txt #i’m just looking at her and going oh i love you i love you i love you #squid runs away if i try to kiss her more than once so i must kiss edel twice as many times to make up for it #my coworkers cat has been very very ill so it’s making me cling a bit harder to mine atm #he’s doing better than he was but he might come in tmw to rerun liver + fructosamine +/- monitoring bc he’s not quite stable yet #acute pancreatitis + ketoacidosis + fatty liver dz + early renal failure is not great to get all at once it turns out #fuckin cats man

[nonbinary-arsonists]

guess what musical i just watched

#theyre fun. theyre wacky. its just fuckin cats man!! #my art #i love you rumpleteaser #i love you mistoffelees #digital art #sketch #cats #cats the musical #cats 1998 #(thats the one i watched) #i love how the costumes are half fur half reasonable outfit #mistoffelees being an outlier bc that guys just wearin a suit #rumpleteazer #mungojerrie #mr mistoffelees #mister mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #munkustrap #jemima #sillabub #lol you dont have to mention what theyre from because NOTHING ELSE HAS NAMES LIKE FUCKIN. TUMBLEBRUTUS. OR JENNYANYDOTS #cats musical

[ventiswampwater]

What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!

Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

#soggy beige man has decidedly un-beige night out on the town (a speedrun in pathetic suffering): the film #after hours #after hours 1985 #griffin dunne #paul hackett #filmedit #mine #you're gonna have 2 forgive me for the amount of noise I used on these gifs #the quality of my copy of this film is. kinda v much so. hot dog water #but this is my sopping wet white boi of the month (year) & u all are bein forced 2 look @ him #the fluctuating state of his unibrow is smthn that can be so personal #paul: breathes #everyone collectively: maaaa put the dogs awaaaaay there's a weird fuckin stray cat outside #this guy. I wanna hang him out to dry on a balmy summer afternoon and then tuck him into bed w/exactly 5 mg of melatonin #but also #*miranda from sex and the city voice* OOOKAY linda fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain link FENCE #his night is ruined but I could ruin it MORE. just give me ten minutes

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

puppets can be considered arthropods

#exoskeleton.... #they are Shelled creatures.... #also invertebrates... there were puppets in the cambrian era i just know it... #personally i like to believe they're related to horseshoe crabs. or perhaps shrimp #hm. getting the mental image of a seafood restaurant #and the waiter brings out one of those fuckin. yk the dish with the metal dome on top #they put it down and lift the top - its a lovely steamed puppet with an entire pineapple in their mouth #and the diners dont use crab crackers - they use little craft scissors. the ones with the squiggle blades #theres still like. crab meat inside instead of stuffing. so. but the rest is puppet #no wait its puppet meat! what would puppet meat taste like... fluffy like stuffing.. a little sweet maybe.. sugar spice and everything nice #absolutely unprompted #be free my darling post! into the wild with naught but your own wings to carry you! #man. now i want crab. just a pile of huge crab legs to crack into and devour like a wild animal #while my cat stares at me with her gigantic imploring eyes #silently begging for a tidbit & drilling holes into my head all the while #normal things to pine for Yes?

[murdermitties]

Because I believe in Snowtuft supremacy could you do a full design of him? The icon you did for him is great!

Snowtuft

#snowtuft #shadowclan #warrior cats #wc #warriors designs #warrior cats designs #SIR Sir are you fuckin okay??? #mr man is gone #he may have been here a long time not a fun time but im sure he thought it was the other way around #is he albino or just white with some funky eyes?? who's to know he wont tell ya

[arckiaym]

mmh nether hundred days..save me nether hundred days...

#legundo #“arck whereve u been for *checks watch* uh (?) fuckin a long time man!” fighting for my life mon frére #my cat got really sick - like almost die sick (shes chillin now) and then i got really sick and THEN there was DRAMA #so i was not all about doing any art at all but we're back baybe #thinkin about opening commissions (?????) idk tho thats scary #wasting time tryina think of a fanart tag

[cloudypouty]

A Big Magic Trick~

#big the cat #froggy #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic frontiers #sonic art #I love it when cat eyes go O.O #man I fuckin' love frogs

[amethyst-halo]

fuckin rude boy alert

#warrior cats #warriors #warrior cats oc #warriors oc #wc oc #comic: facets - four stones #rustmask (oc) #sketch's sketches #guy with his fuckin backpack #goober man

[jade-len]

do you guys think tianlang-jun would've enjoyed reading colleen hoover books or would even that be too much for him

#i wanna say no but it's... tianlang jun out of all people #i feel like he'd eat that shit up purely BECAUSE it's colleen hoover #hey do you guys know that door romance book where the lady inserts a doorknob down there #now that was enjoyable #someone give this man heavens official blessing or grandmaster of demonic cultivation please #if tianlang jun were to ever transmigrate here and i had to watch him those would be the first books i'd give him #golden terrace.... the husky and his white cat shizun.. tianlang jun let me give you some actual good romance books please #hell i'd just fuckin give him fanfiction. tarnished gold my beloved <333 #svsss #mxtx svsss #tianlang jun #the scum villain's self saving system

[technicoloranimalviolence]

so, between cuddles toothy giggles & lumpy. who hates Kyle the most and who hates him the least? and the two in between?

FINALLY i can GET TO THIS ONE. lets go on a sliding scale of "thinks he's stupid" to "thinks he's an asshole."

Lumpy thinks he's just kind of an idiot. he believes Kyle is well meaning, but is fumbling through life blindfolded with his hands behind his back, in need of a little guidance.

Toothy thinks Kyle just isn't the brightest and needs some guidance as well, but also thinks he can be unfair and a little rude.

cuddles thinks he's paranoid and pushes it on other people. in his mind, kyle is actively stopping people from doing things that could be dangerous, with no real proof that they are.

giggles thinks he's sometimes purposefully obtuse. what shes SEEING has to be on purpose. shes smart enough to recognize that he's acting with deliberateness. but hasn't quite picked up on the rhyme or reason.

for the most part they are all, of course, entirely wrong.

#fuckin making this post was like herding cats man you dont even knRRROHGFHGFH BITCH IT TOOK TOO LONG #fuck me just realized i didnt color in cuddles cheek lines from the base color. oh well lol #htf cuddles #cuddles htf #htf giggles #giggles htf #htf toothy #toothy htf #htf lumpy #lumpy htf #htf oc kyle #htf kyle #art #ask

[cillyscribbles]

and i'm right too

#cats the musical #cats 1998 #cilly.txt #idk man. i dont think cats know what monogamy is #i think theyre just out friday night fuckin

[banesberry-anomoly]

I think if Dealer used our body chub as a stressball that would fix us like genuinely, I think itd feel nice

#gremlin ramblings #altoclef.exe #Hrsnggrhff..... #There are many thoughts we have about that man but this is surprisingly at/near the top #Like. Please kneed into us like a cat I think that would feel relaxing #Personal prefered body type for ourself is chubby because we used to be a fuckin twig #We wanna be soft man and thankfully we are pretty soft #buckshot roulette #the dealer #buckshot roulette dealer #body positivity #<technically yeah cause talking about our own body in a positive light

[ithinkimauggie]

Oooh Ed is so hot and babygirl this season~ ooooh Ed is finally confronting his deep-seated self-hatred and self-esteem issues after facing the tragic consequences of his own self-destruction~

Can't hear you, I'm too busy manifesting Stede and Izzy growing into very loving friends and maybe kissing idk

#Honestly i just dont want this wet sock of a man to get left in the dust #I dont CARE if he was a dick in season 1 just look at the fuckin guy #Give the cat a break #He is PATHETIC and i need him to be cared for and loved #And i think he and stede realizing that they love the same things and finding camaraderie in that could be really sweet #ofmd season 2 #izzy hands #ofmd spoilers #stede bonnet #ofmd season 2 spoilers

[talentforlying]

thinking about john's multitude of short-lived, often quickly-abandoned apartments for some reason, so a couple details:

although you might expect to find a very wizard-y interior to any place he's currently living at — you know, grimoires, skulls, dust, clutter, etc. — his flats actually tend to be fairly spartan in terms of decor; they've even been accused of looking modern, here and there. he just moves too frequently to really settle in & accrue Things, and has so often had to simply up & leave everything he currently owned behind (with very little chance of getting any of it back) that he no longer attaches much meaning to household objects.

besides the consistent presence of at least one bookshelf with at least 12 books on it, and a sad sprig of garden sage that miraculously hasn't died yet, the one exception to his lack of personal touch is his extensive collection of records + tapes, all of which he has repeatedly & methodically tracked down and bought / bid / traded / stolen / threatened for / blackmailed for / simply taken back whenever an enterprising landlord or new tenant left him the opportunity to do so. his record player itself has never needed to be taken back, since it has always mysteriously vanished from whatever flat he's leaving and mysteriously appeared wherever he's staying; it's convenient like that. his 10th anniversary walkman, however, frequently goes missing, only to turn up again later in a place he KNOWS he checked when he's least expecting it.

lack of home decor isn't to say he doesn't own much, mind: the bulk of his personal possessions — assorted occult paraphernalia, blackmail documentation, miscellaneous crap from his mucous membrane days, and anything he is able to take with him from past flats — are usually stored off-site, in a secure location that can't easily be tied back to him. this guy's been accused of being a satanic killer on multiple occasions, he knows better than to keep all the real shit out where anyone can just swan in and see it.

currently, this storage location (which i lovingly call occult shit central) is an abandoned inner london storefront + adjoining flat that was formerly his old friend ray monde's shop and home, called brick-a-brac antiques. it's decidedly cozier than the last place, (in that there are chairs, plural,) and has fewer bear traps laid out in anticipation of unlucky thieves; in fact, if a person were to visit without already knowing where constantine actually lives, it'd be easy to mistake it as his expectedly-wizardy flat. it's not an ideal location for an occult shit central, too close to the heart of the city and too close to people to avoid drumming up suspicion should constantine attempt any sort of ritual inside, but until chas finally quits ducking the paperwork and signs over his storage lot (which he may or may not be dragging his feet on out of pure resentment for having to do it at all) ray's place is the best option there is.

constantine's previous (and future) storage location was a lock-up in streatham that chas had been letting him use (see: all but surrendered to him entirely) since he got out of ravenscar, but after constantine's sister died, john decided he was done with magic and, in a spontaneous fit of rage, burnt the place down with everything but a few necessities still inside. he regretted this later, when he inevitably returned to the occult scene after just over a year away, and spent a lot of time calling in favors / hypnotizing arson inspectors to try and put together an inventory of everything he'd lost.

in the nearly 20 years since the fire, he's managed to replace or find substitutes for about 2/3 of what he had (occult-wise), and gather enough fresh dirt / do enough favors / orchestrate enough compromising situations to accumulate a little over 1/4 of the political / interpersonal power he once maintained. ( the lack of success in the latter being, in part, because people now in power aren't as familiar with his name & reputation as they once were; in part because people just don't believe in magic as much as they used to, or were otherwise bought by hell / heaven / other parties a LONG time ago; and in part because he's come to absolutely fucking despise most politicians / people in power more than he is willing to work with them, or more than he is able to plausibly believe they won't try to drop him at the first opportunity. )

you would be hard-pressed to find a landlady/landlord that speaks kindly of this man. if he wasn't kicked out for suspicious smells / disturbing noises / sudden infestations / suspected satanic activity, then it's likely that he abruptly up and disappeared in the middle of the night, with no warning and no rent. (on a few occasions, this vanishing act also coincided conspicuously with a gruesome death on the premises, sometimes of the landlady/landlord themselves, although no one's ever been able to prove anything.) frankly it's . . . magic, that people still rent to him.

due to these aforementioned bad ends, he's incredibly lucky if he gets enough time or leeway to take any sort of furniture with him from one place to the next. however, there is one incredibly comfy, wing-backed, sapphire-blue armchair that's miraculously managed to survive every move in the last ten or so years without being reported stolen — even though it has survived every move because it has, in fact, been stolen in the dead of night nearly every single time, by john and at least one of his buddies.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #the extent to which i think about constantine's personal storage unit should frankly be concerning to medical professionals. but i digress #it's the rust cohle instinct to make yourself a secret lair i fear. i too would like a private little cubbyhole that no one knows about #where i go to plot my little plots and draw my little pepe silvia webs and occasionally live and sleep out of #anyway this man trades apartments like fleas trade barn cats. bc people and creatures just keep fuckin SHOWING UP and RUINING THINGS #he just wants a HOME GODDAMMIT!! STOP SLOPPING DEMON MUCOUS ALL OVER THE CARPET AND ENTICING HIM TO SOLVE PROBLEMS!!!! #i do think i will return custody of the streatham lockup to john when he turns 72. but i like the challenge of a tiny lil change #it's my way of acknowledging that he is getting older and the world is changing around him. and chas is still pissed about the fire #and i think john would Hate to see ray's store just lying empty after all these years. that was a sanctuary for both of them for a long tim #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

[theonemajesty]

episode 773:

catviper and dogstorm: (recall stories of shanks, buggy, roger, and whitebeard)

usopp:

#dogstorm: Y E A H SO WHEN WE WERE ON ROGER AND WHITEBEARD’S SHIPS— #usopp: wait a minute WAIT A MINUTE!! #i love this fuckin show man #one piece #maj watches one piece #usopp #dogstorm #cat viper