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jambiscuits27 · 1 year
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Leaked video from the Splatoon 3 Side Order dlc
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kangals · 2 years
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happy Filthy Beast Friday everyone
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alabasterandpitch · 3 months
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Did you learn how to judge your family's mood by the cadence of their footsteps or are you normal?
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moidhaterxxx · 1 month
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Man I hate how much is required to be safe for women to travel. I have a little trip to go on and there's so much i need to do first like arranging someone to be there, have a companion to go with on the night bus, knowing someone in the other city.
Meanwhile moids just hop on anything and go.
Patriarchy isn't just some scary spectre looming in the distance, it's a real presence that stops our autonomy and freedom
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communicore · 22 days
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IF YOU ARE ANTI ZOO REMEMBER THAT NORTH CAROLINA IS THE LEADING STATE IN THE US TO CONSERVE AN ENTIRE SPECIES BECAUSE WHEN THEY TRY TO REINTRODUCE RED WOLVES BACK INTO THE WILD PEOPLE KEEP SHOOTING THEM SO ZOOS ARE THE REASON SOME SPECIES ARENT EXTINCT! ZOO KEEPERS LITERALLY WORK THEIR ASSES OFF KEEPING MULTIPLE ENTIRE SPECIES ON THIS PLANET!!!
NOT TO ALSO MENTION THE FACT THAT ZOO THESE RED WOLVES ARE AT HAVE THE BIGGEST NATURAL HABITAT ZOO IN THE WORLD!
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cloudy-ctrl-alt · 1 year
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current mood to:
pull a pretty boy by his hair as I fuck him, or perhaps having my hand in between his thighs. maybe i'll eat him out, stopping for breath as i tease him on how adorable he looks with me lapping up at his hole, him all needy for me. biting his thighs, moving up to his neck and jawline. I relish his whiny voice, proving how needy he really is for me, and maybe I'll stop mid-way and get him to properly beg if I feel he hasn't begged enough, or at all. the praise and degradation I whisper in his ear, knowing very well it gets him riled up more and wanting me. I love it, truly, and I love seeing that lustful look in his eyes that'll eventually be rolling back into his head.
oh how I love this man so much <3
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aalt-ctrl-del · 2 years
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but lets be real. The bullshit coming out of Uvalde in texas is a horrific nightmare.
Call correspondents with the children, begging for the police to come in. Police at the time hanging outside, because they’ve been told its a barricade and hostage situation. The blatant and prolific miscommunication and dismissal of a armed gunmen with a human killing weapon, was at any point (check notes) nonthreat. Interesting choice of words.
Meanwhile in the call logs, kids and teachers calling and begging for the police to come in. 8 still alive. The kids present with the threat and in the present time, aware of what was going to happen. Trying to get respondents to move on the threat, that cry hitting disorganized ears.
parents trying to break INTO the school to rescue their babies. Some of them getting tazed or peppered to prevent them from going in. One parent succeeding in hauling her kids out, all before the shooter was shot down.
I’ve talked about how fucking stupid texas is in regards to legislation and professionalism, but my god! what a worthless collection of fuck heads. cuckless bunch of big talk, big guns, big hats, big trucks.
Y’ALL BE COMPENSATING FOR YOUR WORTHLESS WEENY DICKS AND MORAL CODE. YOUR BIG MEN ARE VERY BRAVE AGAINST TRANS PEOPLE AND WOMAN WANTING ABORTIONS, BUT WHEN WE GET ONE GUY WITH A GUN YOU TUCK YOUR TAILS AND RUN LIKE THE FLACCID MISTAKES.
WHAT
AN
EM
BARR
ASS
MENT
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the-thursday · 1 year
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my favourite husbands again
(click on the pic for higher resolution)
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Holy SHIT
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theis two bastads are all the gender I could handle
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tenta-tickles · 1 year
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Lower back up to the shoulder blades. Just slow tickles ^^
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Yeah Audey's dead
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oh, they grown GROWN.
they need to come with a warning.
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tiefy · 1 year
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charlie mcdonnell literally invented youtube like... when she was young she did some crazy stuff nobody was thinking of doing and that's why we all grew up on their videos because that was new and exciting and original and way worth watching than some cat videos. and it's fucking crazy she had such a big influence on so many youtube and internet things it's bonkers. anyway hope they keep being happy they deserve it
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alabasterandpitch · 3 months
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Gods Bojack is such a good fucking show but I am not in a mentally stable enough headspace to rewatch that shit rn 💀
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forgetful-river · 1 year
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She's standing at the precipice of death but in, like, a cute and relatable way.
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