#fucking apple

[dovewingkinnie]

i made him when i listened to the song bad apple. he's literally a bad apple. help (bad apple is not his actual name, people just call him 'the bad apple' and hes like Alright 😢) one of the 'villains' for the magical girl story

#fucking apple #what the FUCK #ocs #oc ref #THERE IS A LORE REASON WHY HE IS AN APPLE #IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE #AND YOU'LL BE LIKE Oh i see!!! #all i think about is the song when i see him #he doesn't have a proper name yet #so bad apple is just what i settled for #whenever i picture him coming onscreen the song bad apple just starts blasting

[rawkinks]

why is my phone broken help .... i cant fucking touch or slide up on my screen.. I CANT OPEN SHIT HELP IM STQRESSED

#fucking apple

[el-ffej]

Trying to purchase the new OWL HOUSE episode on iTunes this morning:

The expression on my face when this happened was very similar to Luz's.

#*sigh* #probably a 24 hour embargo after it appeared on disney channel #but still #toh #the owl house #toh s3 #the owl house s3 #toh season 3 #the owl house season 3 #itunes #disney channel #fucking disney #fucking apple

[all-or-nothing-baby]

fuck you caput apple pencil i hate you so much stupid £80 brand new device *pukes*

#vent post #FUCKING APPLE #why my crippled hands no longer work with a stub of shitty graphite worth only tuppence #FUCKING BROKEN BODY #not had the urge to draw in FOREVER #and now THIS #*seething*

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

#This metaphor might have gotten away from me #Whatever #the master #toschei #doctor who #tardis #the doctor #Companion: wow it can actually fully reverse and go backwards! #The master: *seething bc EVERY CAR CAN DO THAT* #I would be so mad if the only thing left of my culture was my ex and his terrible car #That he doesn’t even have a license to drive #Tensimm #J watches drwho #I really wanna draw this but I don’t have any artistic ability due to there being no apples in my brain #Plus your ex kinda wants to fuck the car

[intersectionalpraxis]

FU Apple. Rotten to the core, as always.

#feminist #social justice #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #current events #current news #boycott apple #boycotting #tim cook #fu tim cook #palestinian liberation #palestine will be free #capitalism is evil #abolish capitalism #gaza under siege #gaza strip #gaza genocide #fuck capitalism

[mzcain27]

Feel like the battery on my phone has gotten really bad over just the past week and according to the phone the battery health is “significantly degraded” so I looked at replacing it and it’s gonna cost like $145 to get it done??? Like bro just give me the battery and YouTube and I’ll do it myself

#fucking Apple #$145 to pop it open swap some shit and close it again? #it’s a fkn iPhone 11 bruv chill out #I need money bro I’m so tired of impending damage on shit

[korixae]

i swear no one on earth has ever found apple id easy and simple to use

#currently can’t download or update any apps bc apple id is messing me about #like i don’t have polls or rainbow verification marks or anything 😭😭 #fucking apple #kori shitposts

[champagnemonarch]

also if it’s a motherboard problem, I will probably throw myself off a cliff. the battery + labour is already expensive as fuck. I would probably just be done with everything if the technician tells me it’s that bad.

#remember when you can just buy phone batteries #apparently the reason why the labour for iphones is so expensive is because of the glue #this is why shit has to be modular #fucking apple #fuck you and fuck capitalism

[creepycute-puppy-gf]

If someone sent this to me after sex I'd be the second and third person to cum in them straight away.💯💯💯

#gabbytalks #apple #this is so fucking cute

[yrsonpurpose]

Alex ± Henry's waist

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #firstprince #usernuria #usersteen #userninz #userveronika #userlang #chrissiewatts #mine* #theyre insane for this and its just a hand on a waist #but okay do you realise that this is the thing im sensitive about #alex and that fuck ass apple watch on all the time akjfsfd i never noticed it that much until i realised he kept it on during sex 😃 #anyway me and who

[the1trueanon]

actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.

actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much

alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-

hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3

#i think his apple sweater is one of my absolute favorite outfits for him #ALSO #I FUCKING LOVE HIS EYES LIKE #BROWN EYES WITH A TOUCH OF RED IN THEM???? MMMMMMM 👌✨✨✨✨ #DELICIOUS. BEAUTIFUL. SOME OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EYES 😍 #he's absolutely gorgeous -w- #an absolute diva ass bitch #but pretty and adorable and secretly the sweetest lil bean #i love him -w- #and i love the lore for him and sage ive got for this au :3 i think you guys are gonna love it too hehehehehe #anon's art #anon's doodles #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home au #wally darling #wh wally #welcome home wally #wally fanart #wally my beloved #wally au #welcome home wally darling #actor wally darling #actor wally au #diva wally #diva wally au #welcome home actor au #actor au #anon rambles in the tags

[originalartblog]

I can excuse Dazai not trying to nullify Shibusawa's fog because Fyodor was there, and they really could have just incapacitated Dazai and gone right back to their nefarious plan

but the facts are that Shibusawa was unknowingly keeping himself alive as a singularity and Dazai can nullify singularities, so there was a much less convoluted way to stop him.

#edit: now with bonus in the notes #dazai had no way of knowing shibusawa died because of atsushi years ago AND he was already out when fyodor made the big twist reveal #so he can only learn the facts from atsushi after it already ended #this is filed under my 'dazai fucks up big time' category #i wrote a post about it on my main some months ago and i watched dead apple again recently so i decided to illustrate this ksjfdhkjgh #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd dead apple #dead apple #bsd atsushi #bsd dazai #bsd nakajima atsushi #bsd dazai osamu #nawy's comics #i decided i'm impatient tonight i'm posting it now

[bigcatbulges]

Source - DogoroNumber3

(Artist's Patreon Gumroad and Bluesky)

#gay scalie #gay scalie pecs #gay scalie pits #gay scalie belly #gay scalie bulge #gay scalie pokemon #artist twitter above #did a team building exercise with the server and asked do i tag them as scalie or furry #either way i want him to fuck me til the room smells like apple pie

[dizzybizz]

ms jay herself (and apple)

#ive been grappling with her design the most i feel.... i need it to be good enough for her 😭😭😭 ily jay ilysm wehhghghhhh #dude drawing the pin i realized just how much circles dont exist to me. theyve disappeared from my art completely. fuck you circles. fuck y #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi apple #i will tag every little critter ok it just feels right #my art #ok theres one bastard left i will deal with him.. later. maybe tmrw #fuck i got to the part where he gets some tats hhhgotta figure out how i wanna draw those #jay bad posture while tinkering is real to me. shes all hunched. shes shrimping. #she tinkers at night while the others r sleeping n she stretches n yells n wakes them up #guys i love drunk jay so much.... when her and lizzie got plastered... so good...........

[furiosophie]

“Ghost?” Soap asks as he pulls open the door, knife still in hand, baby still wailing. “What are ye doin’ here?”

“What am I doing here?” Ghost throws back at him, brows creased and eyes downright murderous, the kind of look that back at base would mean Soap is about to run laps until he pukes. “You just disappeared for a bloody week, Johnny! Didn’t even tell Price where you were going, aren’t answering your fuckin’ phone, what the hell do you think I’m doing here?”

“Right,” Soap says because yes right, he has a vague memory of Ghost texting him, but he also doesn't really have a clue where his phone is right now and he definitely wasn’t aware it’s been a week until he just mentioned it. For a moment Ghost looks like he’s going to take him by the shoulders and shake, and then his eyes land on Joey, and he frowns harder as if he only just noticed that Soap is holding a screaming child.

“You knock someone up, Johnny?” he asks and it sounds oddly offended but mostly like he’s taking the piss, so Soap is about to tell him to fuck off when there’s a loud crash from the bathroom, followed immediately by a high shriek. He whips around, trips over one of Cass’ tiny toddler-sized shoes, and nearly impales himself on the damn knife if it wasn’t for Ghost grabbing him by the arm to hold him steady.

“Give me the baby,” Ghost says like he says give me that gun when they’re hunched over in the dirt, bullets flying past their heads, so Soap does.

to you i can admit (that i'm too soft for all of it)

[read on ao3]

ship: john "soap" mactavish/simon "ghost" riley

words: 19 220, completed

tags: mw iii fix-it, set between danger close and trojan horse, kid fic, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, domestic fluff, getting together, ghost fell first, soap fell harder, ghost is just some guy (tm), jk this still has 09 ghost backstory, fellas is it gay if the superior officer you've been lowkey flirting with for four years drops everything to help u raise ur sisters kids, this is both a hallmark movie and me processing grief so godspeed, canon- typical violence, mentions of past childhood abuse, not beta read we die like- qunshot

#soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #cod mw3 #mw3 fix it #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod fanfic #took me fucking ages to write this fic and get the cover done but here we are #bon apple tit #i'm actually rly fond of this thank u to anyone who already read it 🙏🙏 #id in alt text #soph writes #soph arts