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pwesident · 1 year

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never speaking in a videogame discord again just had like seven people jump down my throat bc i suggested something even just slightly unorthodox to play with

#my fault for speaking in a discord run by reddit mods that’s on me for sure #fucking dicks

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mausolealdrift · 6 months

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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff #but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me #its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university #but some ppl dont even get that chance #maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick #but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw #📼

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cognitiveinequality · 6 months

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So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...

#jfc #I mean I know crypto is a fucking grift #but I kind of didn't think it would PHYSICALLY harm the idiots who invested in it #literally can't believe the last poster #like.... at what point DO you stop sucking these guys' dicks??!?#AFTER they blind you?!? WTF

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arunneronthird · 1 month

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#id say im projecting but im not sure im not drawing anime #made myself laugh with the face so i think it works #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #dc comics #batman #my art #ladies. gentleman. you have eaten well.#tumblr fucked up the whole res so click on it thank u

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insomniac-dormouse · 4 months

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Nothing good ever lasts. I fucking new this shit would happen.

#Jackie’s fucking friends????#and her click clack thingy??#Why is she just in the other class forever now?!#Reading is her only issue!#The fuck man #and Diana is not helping #I bet more than half of those kids have been just as royally fucked #and there is nothing even remotely specialized about that special needs class #and they’re so far away from the main building #I bet they’re just trying put all those kids out of sight #fucking DICKS #IM FUCKING PEEVED #Cheer Cak #Susan Sainsbury

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hotcinnamonsunset · 9 months

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a whale of a good time🐋

#knitting #wip #knitblr #pattern is Melville on Ravelry😊#let me tell you…this sweater is my white whale (even if the whale is blue ofc). I’ve been dreaming and scheming of designing her for years.#and at last! she’s here! and she’s full of silly fun details!#like Morse code along the raglan shaping spelling out SOS. waves on the sleeves spaced out according to the Fibonacci sequence.#and a fucking colorwork whale! she’s got it all.#moby dick #whale weekly

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ghost-bxrd · 3 months

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Prompt:

Instead of Dick or Tim, Red Hood straight up goes for kidnapping Bruce Wayne and keeping him hostage just to see how desperate the birds get in trying to find him.

It’s a foolproof plan. Batman won’t blow his cover unless absolutely necessary, and “Brucie” would never know how to slip away from a crime lord of Red Hood’s caliber. It’s foolproof. It’s perfect. Jason can keep dropping hints and make threats towards the birds and watch Bruce squirm without consequences if he plays this right.

But then “Brucie” keeps begging him not to hurt his kids…

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bansq · 4 months

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that one meme everyone is doing

#dick grayson #damian wayne #batman #batfamily #bansq art #the colors are all fucked up but oh well

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ethebarbie · 21 days

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Could be us if you sent me a dm 🤤

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cardinalvalentino · 4 days

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ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?

#mine are definitely the magic mountain; crime and punishment; moby dick and ulysses #rb with yours if you want :)#and yes the use of ''white whale'' was intentional considering i keep not fucking reading moby dick #10.txt

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lustwithoutlore · 2 months

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Damian, walking into the Batcave: I require assistance.

Dick: Sure, Dami! What can I help you with?

Damian: Not from you.

Bruce, thinking: Damian... Damian needs... father's help? MY help?

Bruce, being way too fucking smug: Ah, well, Dick, don't be sad. Sometimes a boy just needs his father. How can I help you, son?

Damian: Not from you, either. I require assistance from Stephanie.

Stephanie: HA! SUCK IT, BRUCE!

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emaarusovaa · 2 months

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Hey❤️

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