#fucking stairs

[vainvaiheart]

behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall

#do ants have integrity #sir crocodile #nico robin #one piece #I fucking LOVED the alabasta arc #crocodile simultaneously one of the stupidest and smartest villains #dude managed to successfully create a coup in a country that couldn’t be successfully avoided #but also he falls for telephone scams #I want to kiss him on the mouth #also NICO ROBIN MY BELOVED #SHES SO BADASS #wife for sure #she’s so dramatic #that entrance on the stairs? #SERVE

[siphersaysstuff]

dumbest

motherfucker

on the goddamn planet

#no really I legit consider him the stupidest dipshit on planet Earth #due to sheer wasted potential #any one of you out there with the $$ he grew up with would have made better use of it #instead his ambition is being a d-tier shitposter and god i suppose #a fundamentally incurious lackwit lacking even a surface-level understanding of anything he vaguely “engages” with #the kids at his school really should have pushed him down the stairs just a little harder #one less nazi fuck in the world

[katabay]

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A KNIGHT...

the visual inspiration for this was a combination of Frederic William Burton's Meeting on the Turret Stairs and also Bernardo Cavallino's The vision of St. Dominic receiving the Rosary from the Virgin

this was supposed to be just a one off illustration to get the thoughts out of my system, but then I started thinking about medieval politics and warfare and plagues and a castle and home as both a place of refuge, a prison, and a tomb, so perhaps they will end up as ex voto characters as well.

you may say, hey! that rosary looks like it has too many beads! it's a fifteen decade rosary, probably. dominicans are really into marian devotions. it works out.

also. spiral style stair cases. oh boy. it was that unexpectedly more difficult than I originally thought it would be to draw. the more I think about it, the less I understand them, even though I had a million photos of the stairs in front of me while I was drawing it.

⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!

⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#the economy and my bank account are in shambles and i ended up stress drawing this whole thing in one go #its so many lines. the next time i draw this. because i will be revisiting this composition. i want to use a different inking brush #i think. but the next time i draw this it will be with solid blacks on the stair case steps i think #hey here's a fun fact for those of you who aren't catholic. did you know that kissing the ring of the pope/a cardinal/etc #grants you an indulgence. cardinals also used to kiss the pope on the mouth. also foot and hand iirc. anyway #there are no cardinals in this drawing but im saying if you write medieval/renaissance smut about men of the cloth #you can really amp up the friction between holy and seductive with a lot of the (gestures vaguely) that. #actually another fun fact about cardinals. their fun sun hat (it's called a galero) has some fucking weird as hell fever dream (literally) #origin lore. so if seductive isn't your thing. the horror of a thing that you wear is also extremely fun #esp when you get into medieval gender performances of clothes and how they define a person etc #generic medieval tag #original tag

[pangur-and-grim]

I am so excited for Belphegor to join your family, how much longer do we wait?

I know your healing was a similar timeframe so I hope that’s going well

not long at all!

most likely I'm picking him up May 7th, which is exactly 2 weeks from today

#belphegor #I'm already walking without crutches! #so in two weeks I should be healed enough to chase around a little kitten #I got a liiiiitle too overambitious carrying cat litter down the stairs yesterday and fucked myself up slightly #but overall things are going well

[thereisnolumos]

The Sims 4 is fucking torture. I’m having a nervous breakdown three days in a row, bcs the idea of a penthouse apartment that I have in my mind DOESN’T WANT TO GO IN THE GAME

#fucking stairs #fucking unchangeable windows #fucking apartments #the sims 4 #the sims 4 struggles

[luminusobscurum]

THEY ACTUALLY MADE PROGRESS AND DID THE EXCERCISE AND IT GOT OVERSHADOWED....GIVE ANGEL A LITTLE TREAT AT LEAST HE COULD HAVE LEFT PENTIOUS DOWN THERE BUT DIDNT...

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #sir pentious #spoiler #spoilers #STAIRS ARE FUCKING HARD

[nyxofdemons]

can we finally talk about the stolitz hands motif please please

#THE WAY THEY ARE ALWAYS REACHING FOR EACH OTHER!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! #also included in this motif: blitz climbing the stairs in truth seekers. knowingly letting his wrists be chained as he reaches for stolas #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #mine #helluva boss stolas #stolas helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #blitzo helluva boss #stolitz #stolas #blitz #e: ozzie's #e: the circus #e: seeing stars #e: western energy #e: just look my way

[erlkink-heatcliff]

git him! ooh git him !

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extra doodles too

#i've drawn too many fucking chains toactually give a shit for those doodles rn #limbus company #project moon #heathcliff limbus company #meursault limbus company #heathcliff lcb #meursault lcb #think its funny though. like yeah frenchboy! get him ! #i'd be freaked out if a like 6'2 french guy in a nice suit chased me up stairs flawlessly too #im not tagging nelly i just thought it was funny to put her there #bingoblart fart art

[mindstriker]

getting married to lydia in skyrim is so funny it's like hi guys this is my wife. who loves standing directly in front of my fireballs so that when she collapses on the floor charred and on the brink of death i feel immense guilt. one time i forgot her in my grim morthal manor house with nothing but a "skull room" in it. she exclusively refers to me as "thane" even though we're married and I'm not sure if it's a kink thing or not. i have eaten several dragon souls in front of her. one time i also cheated on her by getting married to a hagraven in the middle of the night after partying with actual sanguine but she forgave me and helped me on my drunken crawl towards redemption the next day. actually come to think of it she might still be in the skull room i should probably do something about that. if I don't tell her explicitly to come with me she just kinda stands in one place forever. yeah it's a bit of an issue. maybe we should see a therapist about dependency.

#my list goes on #lydia skyrim #skyrim #the elder scrolls #tesblr #listen she's just somehow the funniest marraige candidate to me oo #i love my warrior wife who also cannot fucking get out of the way of my attacks for the life of her #my beautiful wife and her total lack of spatial awareness #and a tendency to noclip through my stairs

[demigods-posts]

something that i would absolutely love for the show to do is to have percy and annabeth have another private moment to themselves. annabeth explaining the feud between poseidon and athena, and how it might mean that she and percy were destined to never be friends. only for percy to reassure her that their parents actions don't define them. that whatever happens in the future, he'll fight next to her. and annabeth assumes its because he needs someone who won't hesitate to make a tough decision, like he stated back at camp when he was picking people for the quest. only for him to correct her and say that it's because he considers her a friend.

#percy: whatever happens. i'll fight next to you. #annabeth: why? because you need someone who won't hesitate to push you down a flight of stairs? #percy: because you're my friend wise girl #*insert annabeth trying not to lose her cool in front if her new friend* #*percy definately noticing this about her and feeling very proud that he made her happy* #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth headcanon #percabeth friendship #percabeth fluff #these two become the best of fucking friends for the next four years #probably pjo tv spoilers too depending on how things go #pjo tv predictions #pjo tv concept

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Wally when looking at Roy:

Wally when looking at Garth:

Wally, I swear to god, Garth is the same age as you. You cannot mentally adopt your peers.

#ngl i love how wally is resigned and annoyed when Roy is fucking with him #but when he fucks with Garth???? The LIGHTNING FLARES UP BABEY~ #HE GETS THE GODDAMN SCARY EYES OUT FOR THAT #Wally really said 'I know I'm 15 but im a teenaged dad now. look at him. he doesn't know what stairs are. he talks to frogs. hes baby' #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #roy harper #speedy #arsenal #red arrow #garth of shayeris #tempest #aqualad #teen titans #titans #world's finest teen titans

[maedre13]

I am onto something. I don't know what though. But it's SOMETHING.

#the new episode is gooood but oh god oh fuck #THE STAIR CASE SCENE #I could HEAR John screaming at Arthur #Malevolent #maedre13 #malevolent podcast

[six-legged-sea-leopard]

no i am not over how one of the first things kris does of their own accord without our input is to lay down their life for this weird ipad kid they met five hours ago no i am not over "hell yeah i am here to humiliate you fucker" no i am not over "did you miss me? because i missed you!" no i am not over how much not only susie but also kris (and ralsei) genuinely care about their new adopted little cousin guy and the fact that he went from having no friends at all to 3 ride or die bffs who were willing to do what every adult in his life failed to do which is stand up for him i-

#im gonna fucking throw up lancer's relationship with all of the fun gang is literally so important to me #hes gone his whole life surrounded by people but so incredibly alone for a multitude of reasons NONE of which are his fault #every grown ass adult in that castle knew he was suffering but did NOTHING about it #so to see these teenagers (OTHER KIDS) not only take him under their wing and include him whenever possible #but also stand up and say 'NO. no you will NOT get away with that' when his shithead dad abuses him #going so far as to put their own asses on the line for him because they fucking care #and lancer loves them back!!! hes saved the fun gang's asses twice in as many chapters #the first instance being when he did something he's NEVER done before and took up hands against his dad #the affection in his dialogue when he talks about kris and susie and ralsei #calls them all funny nicknames and says that he misses them... #shaking and crying and throwing up and falling down thr stairs and astral projecting #im so so os so so normal about these characters i promise #deltarune

[kiddokori]

his ass is NOT getting up for his 8am lecture

#skyward sword #loz #loz fanart #sksw link #sksw zelda #sksw fi #ill always come back to link ill never be free of him #i kinda wanted zelda to study history too because shes really into the history of skyloft/legends/etc in game #but maybe that can be a hobby maybe shes more into folktales and mythology than history #i also considered some type of math/stem for fi but idk history/linguistics fits her designed purpose of being a sortof messenger more #i think shes real good with numbers tho maybe she does math tutoring on the side #why are campus stairs always so fucking long theyre such a weird length you gotta fucking lunge every step #and doing that w a giant ass backpack and an artbag and a fucking can of gesso #in the summer. torture i think they were just trying to weed us out #you think art students have any core strength #thats why links so ripped he has to haul all that shit around all day #he definitely lives in a co ed dorm w zelda and they have the most fucked up evil (remlit) dorm cat #groose is there too i just dont have him pinned down sorry buddy #kiddokori

[brother-emperors]

SO this! is about this specific entry in Burchard's Diary--

The Diary of John Burchard, trans. A. H. Mathew

--and the APERITIO ORIS rite (the mouth thing they keep talking about), but it's also a little about Ascanio's friction with the Vatican and the della Rovere-Ascanio rivalry

Politics and Dynasty: Underaged Cardinals in the Catholic Church, Jennifer Mara DeSilva

Popes, Cardinals and War: The Military Church in Renaissance and Early Modern Europe, David Chambers

Ascanio Maria Sforza: la parabola politica di un cardinale-principe del Rinascimento, Marco Pellegrini

#ascanio sforza #giuliano della rovere #italian renaissance tag #the thing about long term rivals is eventually you know each other better than lovers ever could bc you've spent so much time #trying to shove each other down a flight of stairs. there was. #christ what was it. della rovere's price of reconcilliation with rodrigo was kicking ascanio out of the vatican. something like that #literally you could've asked for anything and you picked the head of ascanio sforza. that's commitment baby. #marriage vows have NOTHING on that. but ofc. they did reconcile. and della rovere did visit him daily to talk for that one summer #ALSO THE FUCKING FUNERARY MONUMENT DELLA ROVERE COMMISSIONED #WHAT'S WITH THE ROMANTIC NECROMANCY BUDDY. HELLO? HELLO. BANGING ON THE VATICAN DOORS. ANSWER ME!!!! #drawing tag

[captaingeorge13]

y’all i work in construction and i was on a ledge 35 feet up being lazy lifting something in a, lets say non-OSHA compliant manner, and i swear right before i started pulling i heard brennan lee mulligan’s voice on the wind saying “are you weakest, do you feel, at the elbow or the shoulder?”

i stopped and went through correct safety procedure so damn quickly. thats what i call divine intervention.

#brennan lee mulligan #critical role #exu calamity #construction #voices on the wind #i was being so fucking dumb tbh #it was like 98 degrees #no clouds in the sky #and i risked falling 35 feet to my death instead of walking down and up 3 flights of stairs #thank you for body horror brennan