#fucking sue me lmaooo

[gregoftom]

awful, just awful

#succession #tomgreg #biting my pillow like that dog meme #where do i even begin with this TOM IS LIKE A SCHOOLBOY WITH GREG ITS ACTUALLY INSANE #he reverts to like 20 years younger from his emotional swings to his obvious crush #and his EXPRESSIONS THROUGHOUT THIS SCENE BY TALOS MY STOMACH IS IN MY ASS. MATTHEW!!!!! #his hurt at the thought that greg might somehow be trying to blackmail him again to just sadness because of greg's fear of going to jail #his downcast eyes as he says ''yeah'' SHUT the up #like yeah maybe he's reflecting on his own hurt and pain at the fact that he's going to jail and shiv handed him another rejection #just before. or maybe. he doesn't like hearing greg suffer like this. i mean. from what i know about later #that tom is fully prepared to go to jail and ''throw it all out for love'' or whatever tf for greg's sake #it's just. it's plausible is all i'll say. it's very plausible when we think about that future scene. #idk i just think that people refuse to hear when anyone would say tom is absolutely GASPING to love somebody. like yeah he's got issues #but who tf is well adjusted in this economy LMAOOO even in these rich fucks' worlds nobody is #so i know. i'm not stupid i know he can be nasty. but so can all of them. GREG WAS PREPARED TO SUE GREENPEACE AJDLAKDAD #i mean idk if he will. but my point is if tom wasn't like that he wouldn't be such a good character imo. if he was just a straight up #asshole. who would care if something bad happened to him? i wouldn't. something that makes him so compelling to me #is that he can be SO WRATHFUL AND MANIACAL #but he can be so. so fucking soft and vulnerable at the same time. and matthew plays him so organically i just wanna fuckin WEEP #and then GREG here. he wasn't even thinking about using a connection of any way to get ahead he just wants to be saved. he's still early 20s #i believe anyway. and tom has taken care of him. looked after him #protected him. he always listens to him. he's learned that tom is there for him so ofc he's gonna plead for help but like. not directly #''just asking for advice'' = i'm fucking terrified how do i make it stop help me #hoe but keep it fashion #SORRY GOD I KEEP DOING NOVELS IN THE TAGS BUT GODDDDDD THIS IS SO MUCH evyerhting is sos oafujfdmwkqfd #ok i'm stopping now but anyway. they're important to me. sorry. sorry bye

[myatlantispoets]

I love how i'm the only person left at my workplace AND among my close circles who still wears the fucking mask

#my mom tried to talk me out of it but sue should know better after 2 years lmaooo #no but it's.it's honestly depressing as fuck #to see just how complacent people become after a certain amount of time passes.how they just give up #but like...ok we're all tired y'know who's not tired tho? the bloody virus #a customer just tried to ask me politely why i still wear it and that i should stop because covid is gone or smth #i usually give them some sort of petty comeback but now i just ignore them #ugghhhh #mine

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

Summarising every single HTTYD movie, short and episode in roughly one sentence:

HTTYD 1:

ADHD incarnate befriends Death: The Dragon and with the power of friendship they OH GODS OH FUCK OH HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Legend of the Boneknapper:

Gobber likes to tell campfire stories

Book of Dragons:

DreamWorks attempts to write a reader POV fanfiction

Gift of the Night Fury:

Critical series lore in a Christmas special?? Yeah seems normal for this franchise

Riders of Berk:

1. Mildew tries to get a bunch of teenagers executed or some shit

2. Solidifying Gobber as a total madlad: The episode

3. Hot take: You can skip this episode, it's arguably the worst one in the franchise, but you WILL miss a penis joke so there's that going for it.

4. Toothless develops an Older Sibling complex over Beyblade: The Dragon™ and HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT???

5. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MILDEW?? I mean I knew you were an ass but I didn't expect THIS??

6. "The films aren't anything like the books!" UM, ACTUALLY- (aka the episode where Hiccup goes full-on Book!Hiccup mode and Alvin is nothing like his book counterpart but the rest of the outcasts are)

7. "Look at this super dangerous dragon I found! I'M GONNA WRESTLE IT!!"

8. Hiccup has body image issues

9. Mildew gets bitten in the ass (SATISFYING)

10. The Mary Sue: Part One

11. The Mary Sue: Part Two

12. Oh yeah Snotlout's dad is an abusive cuck who can go fuck himself I'm not even joking. Love Snotlout tho I gotta say.

13. "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?! STRIKE ME DOWN, ZEUS!! YOU DON'T HAVE THE BA-"

14. Toothless has a mortal enemy apparently and it is fucked up

15. (Dagur fanboys start screaming in the distance)

16. Snotlout fixes his mistakes (they were very big mistakes)

17. VALKA??? VALKA MENTION??? HICCUP HAS A DRAGON PLUSHIE??? (silently weeping by the end of the episode)

18. Fishlegs and Snotlout piss off some helicopter parents who are also Invisible Acid Dragons™ (ohhhhhh no)

19. Are there... other Night Furies????

20. Lol no BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THERE IS-

Defenders of Berk:

1. Fight Club reference

2. That one time Meatlug became magnetic and almost died

3. Dagur is gay for Hiccup but like in a yandere way

4. Whoever designed the Screaming Death must have been on a particularly fucked up slice of magic mushroom because I've never seen something more in need of holy water than that dragon (my childhood favourite :D )

5. Snotlout's dad is a fucking asshole but I never thought he'd stoop that low

6. Behold: My second favourite dragon who canonically killed Astrid's uncle

7. They tried to train Terrible Terrors in this episode, guess how that went lmaooo

8. (grabs more holy water) IT'S BACK.

9. Hey remember Tiny Beyblade Dragon? Yeah now he's kinda sorta the size of a house. Meanwhile everything is on fire (twin's fault)

10. Behold: My favourite dragon's frozen carcass preserved in ice- I mean my favourite dragon is hibernating in ice- I mean OH SHIT OH FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH NO-

11. Dagur subjugates my favourite dragon and then karma bites him in the ass

12. Snotlout and Gustav are an anxiety/adhd wombo-combo

13. Ruffnut cuts her hair short to save the life of a really cute dragon and Dreamworks was too pussy to keep it like that for the rest of the season.

14. (darude sandstorm plays)

15. The dragons get high and try to kill each other

16. Toothless is on drugs (I'm not even joking, during the Toothless POV shots you can literally hear stoner music playing)

17. Dagur with helmet hair Dagur with helmet hair Dagur with helmet hair

18. THORNADO NOOOOOOOOO T-T

19. ALVIN, DAGUR, SNOTLOUT AND THE SCREAMING DEATH. HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO GET BETTER THAN IT ALREADY IS???

20. IT GOT BETTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Dawn of the Dragon Racers:

The gang got new fits and invented a sport

Race to the Edge S1:

1. Oh shit, Dagur's out of prison, better go chase him down and OOOH, SHINY TELESCOPE THINGY?? (Hiccup is a magpie apparently)

2. Gothi once again proving herself to be an absolute madlad

3. Hiccup and the gang move out of home because telescopy thingy told them to. What could possibly go wrong? (GONE WRONG)

4. Welcome to our new home on Dragon's Edge! It's been years since we've been able to function effectively as a team, and Tuffnut's been smoking way too many hallucinogens lately OH FUCK HE WASN'T HALLUCINATING OH FUCK ME

5. Snotlout is gay for Fishlegs

6. NOT GUSTAV NOOOOOOOO

7. Basically what happens when you put me in charge of anything

8. "Look at this super dangerous dragon I found! I'M GONNA WRESTLE IT!!"

9. Fishlegs and Snotlout are gay

10. THE MARY SUE IS BACK AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH

11. WELL THAT PLOT TWIST CAME OUTTA NOWHERE

12. (darude sandstorm vocoded to running in the 90s plays)

13. they made girl dragon pink

Race to the Edge S2:

1. Astrid becomes that "SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE" guy basically

2. SCOTLAND FOREVER!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (new villain alert and he is AWESOME)

3. MARY SUE IS WORKING FOR THE VILLAINS NOW???

4. Dreamworks introduces Dragon Werewolfism and does NOTHING with this concept after this episode?? What a ripoff!

5. Fuck Snotlout's dad so much

6. Hiccup punches Snotlout in the face and knocks him out which is no surprise considering he is God of Dragons

7. MARY SUE WAS SPYING ON THE VILLAINS ALL ALONG NOW???

8. Two people and a singular dragon try to fight off an entire armada

9. They succeed somehow

10. Oh hey it's a HTTYD 2 dragon (Free Willy parody? You couldn't have done anything more original?)

11. SKRILL!! SKRILL!! SKRILL!! SKRILL!! SKRILL!! SKRILL!!

12. Prepare to thirst in 3... 2... 1: (Viggo appears)

13. If you thought Dagur was homosexual, you aren't prepared for how gay Viggo gets

Race to the Edge S3:

1. Dagur did WHAT NOW???

2. Fuck Cavern Crashers so much but SNOTLOUT SNOUTLOUT OI OI OI!!!

3. Sword in the Stone parody?? Are all the Fishlegs episodes story parodies now??

4. Did... Did they try to portray Snotlout's dad as being in the right in this episode?? Ew fuck that.

5. Viggo almost caused Covid-19

6. Hiccup forgets that not everyone has ADHD and the dragons go completely fucking feral

7. This show loves to force romances, doesn't it?

8. I think these people took HTTYD/Pokemon crossover fics a bit too far

9. A musical episode which has a reason to exist. Sarah Z was right all along?

10. Favourite Fishlegs episode :)

11. DAGUR DID WHAT NOW???

12. My go-to introductory episode for non-fans. It's got everything. Including Viggo.

13. OKAY BUT THAT CLIFFHANGER WAS METAL

Race to the Edge S4:

1. OH THAT FINALE WAS METAL MALA IS JUST SO METAL I LOVE DEFENDERS OF THE WING

2. If you listen closely you can hear TJ Miller in absolute hysterics in the recording booth

3. At this point in time Viggo only values Hiccup as being worth 1000 gold coins

4. I love Snotlout so much... Spitelout can go suck a bag of rocks

5. Oh fuck yes Dagur's back

6. Viggo throws a hissy fit and kisses a man and Toothless is willing to die just so Hiccup doesn't have to die alone (sobbing)

7. Everyone is high in this episode

8. "You didn't think after all we've been through I'd expose myself without some... added protection?"

9. Jumping into a volcano on purpose: The episode

10. Viggo takes a sip of water in this episode (very important)

11. It took Hiccup and Astrid over four years since their first kiss to officially start dating, but they finally did it and it was one of the best episodes in the whole show

12. Ryker has had enough

13. Viggo confesses his love for Hiccup and then fucking dies (or did he?)

Race to the Edge S5:

1. "The volcano on Dragon's Edge is a dormant volcano" THINK THE FUCK AGAIN, FISHLEGS

2. How the fuck did Gen Z: The Dragon get ahold of Viggo's sword?

3. Savage needs therapy

4. Snotlout's casual sexism almost gets him killed: Lesbian Island edition

5. If you've ever watched an elderly person try to escape a nursing home then you've seen this episode before. Just without as many bones and corpses

6. The Gays Are Back In Town ft. Gay Snotlout, Gay Fishlegs and Gay Viggo

7. "my city now" - Krogan

8. You cannot watch this episode and tell me that Viggo isn't in love with Hiccup

9. Krogan insulted Viggo's hobby and Viggo got mega salty about it

10. Astrid punches a dragon with poisonous scales and almost dies because Save Stormfly Make Anditode™, turns out she did this for no reason whatsoever because Stormfly Wasn't Dying

11. Tuffnut fakes his own death in order to make Ruffnut happy

12. Dagur not-so-casually finding his fathers dead body

13. Rage.

Race to the Edge S6:

1. My blood has never boiled so hard as it did watching this episode

2. Stoick gets played like a cheap kazzoo and regresses back to how he acted in HTTYD 1 out of sheer stress

3. THIS SHOW LOVES TO FORCE ROMANCES, DOESN'T IT?

4. Fishlegs can't believe that his ancestors were Dragon Hunters as if he wasn't once enrolled in Dragon Killing School

5. Nothing solves a sibling rivalry like teaming up to kill the annoying cousin

6. THIS EPISODE GOT AGE RESTRICTED ON NETFLIX BECAUSE ASTRID SHOOK HER TITS AT HICCUP AND DAGUR AND MALA HAVE A MUTUAL PAIN KINK

7. The twins are just. So ride or die for each other it's not even funny.

8. Viggo confesses his love for Hiccup and then fucking dies for real this time (Viggo fans start sobbing as The Winner Takes It All by ABBA starts playing in the distance)

9. Snotlout writes a book

10. What if the gang had never left Berk? What if Hiccup never shot down Toothless at the start of HTTYD 1? What if Spitelout actually loved his son?

11. Protecting an island filled with a bunch of dead dragons

12. The satisfied smirk on my face knowing what the characters don't

13. The most satisfying death in the history of mankind.

HTTYD 2:

Way to straight up ruin Hiccup's life, am I right?

HTTYD 3:

Ruining every character and spitting in the face of all that I love

Homecoming:

20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back

Snoggletog Log:

Half an hour of a fireplace and the wrong voice actors. This shit plays like a DVD menu.

#httyd #riders of berk #defenders of berk #race to the edge #httyd 2 #httyd 3 #long post #vigcup

[allamericansbitch]

since y'all seemed to want this.... here's the live notes i took while listening to each song for the first time (bold are thoughts i had during later listens)

fortnight: 

‘i was a functioning alcohol till nobody noticed my new aesthetic’ what the fuck does that even mean…

love the fact she gave post the female collab treatment. don’t wanna hear what he has to say. 

they’re voices sound actually good together? 

some pockets of the melody are catchy

okay i don’t hate this 

ttpd:

her red flags are on fire in this song lol

this seems very half-cooked

also jacks weird mixing continues to plague us all

CHARLIE PUTH???? WHAT THE FUCK WHY HE HERE

tattooed golden retriever??? ……no way

my boy breaks all his favorite toys:

i blinked and it’s half over

this also is like… half cooked and didn’t need to be released tbh

i love the way she sings the second verse tho

down and:

the production does not match the vibe

did tpain produce this

i’m… kinda bored lol

like i have nothing to say this also didn’t need to be released tbh 

this grew on me a lot actually

so long london 

the production is so futuristic? 

oh im obsessed with how she sounds on this one

her talk-singing in the verses is great

honest lyrics without any clunky unnecessary metaphors! a win!!

the fast-paced verses with th slow chorus is really really cool

a favorite so far

daddy i love him

i can barely hear her? the bad mixing continues 

‘growing up precociously sometimes means not growing up at all’ oh yeah WE KNOW

is this…… is this about her dating matty and loving how people hate him… no fucking way she’s this stupid

SHE IS BEING THIS STUPID

‘it’s white noise’ yeah yeah that’s exactly how id describe him  

.... anyway y'all remember when fans really believed the little mermaid theory and this song was supposed to be about how 'joe stole her voice' lmaooo

we will pretend this one doesn't exist!

fresh out the slammer

are we getting another ‘i didn’t cheat technically’ song lol

what is this weird tempo change….

okay kinda catchy

it’s sounds exactly like you are in love at the end….. jack is really out of tricks

florida

‘my friends all smell like weed or little babies’ what the fuck is she even talking about anymore 

i’m sorry but i’m laughing at the phrase ‘fuck me up florida’

again the production sounds so detached from the vocals 

i honestly still have no idea how i feel about this one

guilt as sin

an real instrument?? wow crazy 

okay she’s kinda cute? catchy and fun, love the melody

i love when she goes up at the end of the vocal 

okay…. i don’t mind this one she’s catchy, a little too long and drawn out but cute

who’s afraid of little old me?

what is this production? it’s way too soft to be as threatening as they’re trying for 

why did jack push her vocals back so far when she’s supposed to scream…. that’s ruins the whole thing…. she’s supposed to be screaming and threatening….. not quiet and far away…. hello

this song is trying very hard to be threatening but it’s not... vigilante shit 2.0

‘you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum they raised me’…………… upper middle-class pennsylvania? 

‘i’m drunk on my own tears isn’t that what they all say, that’ll  sue you if you step on my lawn’ okay bar?

the bridge was good but that’s about it.

i can fix him 

…………… not another matty song oh god

‘i can handle a dangerous man’…… im too stunned to speak this is so embarrassing 

wow taylor really is that girl who like ‘women supporting women’ and then dates/defends a racist bf…. a walking example of white feminism

intersectional feminism found dead.... twice....

loml

okay this is really nice? 

I WAS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE SONG WHY DID SHE RUIN IT BY SAYING ‘MR STEAL YOUR GIRL’ 💀

if we ignore that one line we're good this is good. im refusing to let that line ruin such a good song

i can do it with a broken heart

‘bitch smile’ why are there so many cringey lyrics on this album lol

what is this song omg why do i kind of like it 

taylor please learn depressed isn’t a synonym for sad 

they recycled the mastermind production 

wait till taylor finds out most of the entire world is sad while they're doing their job and has to pretend they're not

smallest man who ever lived 

oh i think i like this?

‘you said normal girls were boring’ GIRL AND YOU DIDNT IMMEDIATELY GET UP AND LEAVE??? EWWWW??? she's not beating the pick-me allegations

'i just wanna know if rusting my sparking summer was the goal' okay love that line

i like this a lot

the alchemy

no….. no way this is real

i cannot

THE SPORTS METAPHORS WE JOKED SHED DO THAT AND SHE ACTUALLY DID IT OH NO 

touchdown ✅ teams ✅ benches ✅ winning streak ✅ the league ✅

she’s doing…… the worst thing ever this is so laughable 

the corny lyrics are on overload 

‘this time it’s heroine with an e’ didn’t she write folklore? i can’t remember 

that literally was an snl parody of a taylor song

clara bow

love how the guitar sounds… bet money this is an aaron track 

a stevie nicks reference!! a win!!!

i like this one a lot no cringey lyrics yet

nope never mind she name-dropped herself don’t like that

overall really liked it tho

the black dog

i think i like it?? this is kind of what i expected the album to be

okay for once the weird production choices kind of pay off

imgonnagetyouback

kinda catchy? 

she loves a fancy car getting wrecked line

the pre-choruses are the best part 

this would’ve been better without the jack of it all bc he loves a song that doesnt build to anything

this just comes down to personal preference: i don’t like her lighter vocals with jack’s heavy production (ie most of lover lol)

the albatross

a real instrument!!! production that matches taylor’s voice and is well mixed!!! aaron’s arrived!! 

i think it’s solid, has good writing and she sounds great. that's about it.

chloe or sam or…

took me a solid minute to have any semblance of a fuck to know what was going on but okay

okay i love this one

wayyyy more emotive than like… most of the original album

a lot of the 2nd version (or whatever this is lol) are way more emotive, maybe because her voice isnt drenched in reverb so we can actually hear her voice emote better

how did it end

this sounds like an old school adele song? 

i love this one too…. 

her being upset people wanna know what happened but then also feeding it while promoting the album oop 

i love the story of this one it's so refreshing

so high school

THE PRODUCTION is so good ugh aaron never fails 

the man here is a walking red flag girl and the lyrics are ~not it~ but the production is too pretty to hate it

fuck these lyrics are so bad lol

maybe if i disassociate hard enough i can ignore the lyrics and just listen to the production and vibe

give me a karaoke version of this song and we'd be so back

i hate it here

i mentioned disassociation and she made a whole song about it!!!! this one’s mine!!!! 

‘without all the racists’ GIRL HUH

WHAT WAS THE REASON

also... girl don’t act like we don’t know you’re fine with that lololololol

if i had a dime for every time i was liking a song to then have it slapped away because of a bad, out-of-pocket lyric…… 

thank you aimee

this isn’t grabbing my attention 

oh the bridge is interesting 

it’s meh 

i will never be thanking the people that bullied me thanks tho

i look in peoples windows 

what do you mean aaron didn’t produce this??? it’s well-made and has instruments? 

i love this one, again a really interesting and unique concept that's very refreshing to hear at this point when a lot of the songs feel repetitive

the prophecy

aaron guitar!!!! 

she’s nice i like her 

i've really grown to love how she sings this one, the melodies are cool.. however i feel like we've heard the same melody.. like on this exact album... where she upturns at the end of every line...

cassandra 

this seems very…. familiar… idk i feel like we’ve covered this (i mean there are 31 songs we’ve already covered everything lol)

this is such an aaron song, that's a classic 'the national' piano

i like her voice in this one tho, sounds good

peter

oh love i love this

now this? THIS feels the most like a taylor swift song

once again she’s at her best with a simple instrument and emotive simple lyrics

the piano reminds me of champagne problems

the bolter 

i like this! the chorus is so cute

oh i like that ending line a lot!

she’s cute, a little long and drawn out but cute

robin

i haven’t seen anyone talk about this one

welp…. i literally have no feelings toward this one but sounds pretty! 

the manuscript

oh this is soooooooo powerful 

i love this concept 

her ending the album on another introspective album that sums everything up a la dear reader yep yep!!

if you actually read of this ily 💗

#tp #ttpd lb #kind of lol

[karisworldofwords]

So I was at the Joker Out concert in Leipzig yesterday and here's my personal highlights!

1. Bojan took his sweet sweet time coming on stage at the beginning, lmao, he's such a drama queen, slay

2. Because I love Jure so much - yes, I'm a Jure stan, sue me - I often looked back towards the drums and honestly, the expressions he made- They were a mix between being concentrated but also having fun and being happy (he's my sunshine boy 🫶🏻)

3. When we were still queuing, Jan walked past us to a store called Penny lol. What a traitor, Penny ist für Penner 😭 /j

4. KRIS LOOKED FUCKING GOOD, OKAY?? The moment he got on stage, I was so caught by him, I can't lie- I don't have a specific highlight of him because he was the highlight

5. Speaking of Kris, my friend Tara had a magic wand in the form of a star at the top with her that she wanted to gift to him - and he took it! He placed it into the mic holder for the piano 🥹🫶🏻

6. Nace's bass solo. That's all. The God of bass doing godly things, as is known 💅🏻

7. Going back to Kris for a bit, he got a pink cowboy hat from a fan and put it on during two songs, I think. May I say: Sir, you looked like a snack. My God.

8. During one song where Jan was supposed to play the piano, and he did, Bojan received a painted picture of himself from another fan. He placed it in front of the mic holder on the piano, displaying it very proudly - and then, as Jan played, the picture said bye-bye and did a dramatic Mufasa lmaooo. Bojan only noticed because of the sound since he was up in the front singing - Jan just kept on playing while Bojči couldn't stop laughing, so much so he couldn't sing anymore. We laughed along, of course 😂

9. So. Many. Kris and Jan moments. And Nace and Jan. At some point, Nace joined Jure at the drums and played his bass there. Kris and Jan had another moment. And Bojan was being Bojan, lol

10. Speaking of Bojan! His outfit was his official entry for his personal slut era. But he looked amazing in it because he looks amazing in anything he wears 🫶🏻

11. The way Jan tossed his guitar pick into the crowd like "Fight for it, midgets"-

12. Fan: "Can you play [a specific song]?" - Bojan: *playfully but with a straight face* "No."

13. Seeing fans film Jan play the piano, Kris didn't want to interfere and crawled past Jan and the piano (honestly, it was either Kris or Nace lol, I don't really remember 😂)

14. Once we were outside after the concert, I met Jure! My sunshine boy 🥹🫶🏻 And I managed to give him the bracelets I made for him and the other boys! The way his eyes lit up and he instantly smiled so happily when I gave him his bracelet, and how he immediately put it on, my heart 😭🥹🫶🏻❤️

15. I got to talking to Nace as well! We took a photo, too 👀 When we did, I subconsciously said "You're so tall!" and he replied with "No I'm not!" and bent down a bit for me because I'm small 😭🥹 He's also an excellent hugger 🫶🏻❤️

16. Last but not least, a special mention of Jan when I talked to him - he was a bit awkward but it was cute, lol, he's sweet ✨️🫶🏻

I can't wait for more to come, hopefully, and for me to meet my new friends again, too 🥹🫶🏻

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #jure maček #jan peteh #nace jordan #kris guštin #concert #concert shenanigans #best day of my life i swear 🥹🫶🏻 #this was my first ever concert in such a scale and the boys managed to make it so damn magical #i love them so much #hope i can see them again someday 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[astroninaaa]

Can I just.... cellbit suing these people on Twitter feels weird to me. Like they were just believing a potential victim and cellbit didn't exactly refute anything she said previously.

Like I fully believe cellbit and feel bad for him, but suing Twitter users that didn't know that sasa was lying is just odd to me. He should just sue sasa no?

okay yes yes yes yes this is a veeeery good point!!!! thats what i was saying in one of my previous posts - imo the BEST defense these people have is they were just trying to believe a victim, he never denied the claims, in some ways he even agreed with them! he admitted to making mistakes, said he got therapy and changed for the better! and he said all that regarding the accusations, so, like. it was easy to draw the implication that he was owning up to it.

the thing is that there was never any proof, never any investigation, never any judicial action taken against him, never even an official accusation, nothing. it was all sasa's words against his silence. and while yes people were just believing a potential victim, there are limits to things. i believed her for years. i didn't, however, harrass him online because of it. i think the only good way of understanding WHY he's suing specific people is to actually see the tweets, so i'll put some under the cut and talk about them:

[TWs: mentions of pedophilia, abuse, racism, sexual assault, domestic violence, suicide]

this says "here cellbit, a fan for you to abuse just like you did with sasa."

erm. erm. erm. i don't think i even NEED to say anything like what the FUCK is this about.

"Cellbit morally harrassed his ex, made nazi and pedo jokes in old minecraft videos and on twitter, now he changed and everyone likes him because he measures his words, why doesn't Forever get the same treatment? It's selective, admit it"

now, analogies to nazism and pedophilia are both crimes in brazil. this person is accusing him of both without even indicating any proof whatsoever? those are both very serious crimes with very serious punishments.

(i don't speak spanish bear with me. pls feel free to correct me if i translate it wrong)

"the hispanic QSMP community should ask itself if it's right to follow and support someone like cellbit, someone who abused his ex girlfriend, who is a racist and a pedophile, never apologized, and his fans say that his ex girlfriend doesnt want to keep talking about the topic but the truth is that she doesn't for people to keep associating her with something like cellbit, not that she wants people to forget what he did or to act like it never happened. being friends with roier doesn't mean he's a good person."

all the racism and pedophilia claims come mainly from a joke made over 10 years ago. again, he never got convicted of or investigated for anything. this is both difamação AND calúnia tbh

"people are calling him [forever] a pedo because he made a nasty joke lmaooo cellbit would beat the fucking shit out of his girlfriend and it doesnt matter, everything's okay lmaoooo i cant believe this"

there are actually quite a few tweets about cellbit supposedly beating his girlfriend up but sasa never claimed that he did that. she accused him of psychological abuse, not physical. so saying they were just "believing the victim" doesn't work with this accusation specifically, because they literally made it up and it doesn't match with any of her claims, specially back at the time when she hadn't accused him of sexual assault yet.

so interesting to see people literally admitting theyre accusing him of abuse without knowing the details

"people juggle like crazy to ignore the fact cellbit hit sasa, now understanding what Authentic said is impossible"

again, she never claimed he hit her. authentic is another minecraft youtuber who got canceled for saying homophobic stuff.

"is cellbit the one who abused sasa? i'm hoping he kills himself"

yeahhhhhhh there's over 200 of these.

the reason he's suing all these people isn't simply because they believed sasa - it's because they harrassed him. harrassed him, actively tried to harm his image, brought him up when he wasn't even a topic (like to defend forever or authentic) just to say he commited crimes without any proof that he actually committed. so while i think people will be able to say they were just believing the victim, the truth is that he has a lot of support to his claims of being accused of shit without proof. he even added documents to his action that prove he's never been investigated or sued for ANYTHING.

finally, regarding him suing sasa: i bet he will. i'm like, 100% he's already suing her. it's probably under judicial secrecy for now, and we might never get access to it, but,,,,, yeah. he's definitely suing her as well, i think he's just also taking action against people who harrass him online after seven years of taking it silently.

that's the overall i hope it made sense and wasn't too long asjkdbkajsbd still open to answer any other questions :)

#cellbit #discourse #qsmp #qsmp cellbit #law #cellbit situation

[panelshowsource]

i did a speedrun through backstage with katherine ryan today (i added it to drive!! i'll try to get better rips soon) — and what an interesting concept! personally i never get tired of the half-scripted reality thang à la meet the richardsons, and one of my favourite things ever is comics just...hanging out... the natural bantz are the best! so her bringing these people all together and seeing/hearing a little of their processes backstage, and them just generally catching up and hyping up each other's work, was super sweet! take a shot every time someone went "you smashed it mate" awww overall cute show!

random thoughts while watching

jimmy and katherine's friendship is really sweet and probably always will be, and it's sweet how much all the other comics seem to really admire him (everyone always being like "jimmy you're so lovely irl and i bet you don't even want people to know!! but i know how lovely you are!! you can fool them but you can't fool me haha!!" even tho no one is being fooled we literally all know how nice jimmy is)

the way they used those insert shots of frankie boyle going down on a croissant... i should not have found that as funny as i did

judi and ivo are fucking hilarious together and remind me a lot of alan and romesh — unhinged + hanging-on-by-a-thread is an amazing combo. she really brings out a sunshiney side of him

katherine refusing to properly roast sara and jo <3

geoff norcott being like "i've been at a gay club with tom allen and he's a top" like no other context whatsoever?? like?? wtf is the story there, right-wing lowkey douche with tom at the club????? i need to hear more about this

michelle de swarte most beautiful woman alive......... i remember watching the duchess wanting katherine to end up with her lol

rosie jones is SUUUCH A MENACE LMAOOO and the fact she uses her free time trying to get her friends cancelled by pretending they pushed her down LMAOOO (as nish said, "[cackle] one of the worst human beings who has ever lived") she is HYSTERICAL

over the past five years i have seen joel dommett lactate more than i have seen my own parents

watching katherine, jimmy, sue perkins, nish, and judi together made me think...like...fuck...this would have been an amazing taskmaster lineup fr. they are all such ridiculous humans

rosie hitting on sue is so valid

JIMMY JUST GETTING HIS FEET OUT?? ("jimmy this is gonna go STRAIGHT on wikifeet!" nish PLEASE) and honestly judi kinda flirting with jimmy "you are so trim" "you are so strong" "you have nice feet" ?? lmfao judi girl ur killing me

#p

[sparrow-ceiling]

THE VEES IN EPISODE 8

(for legal reasons i do fucking hate valentino but also he is a fictional character and i think he's funny sometimes so sue me)

LOOK AT THEM. They're literally so goofy. Also Velvette looks like an owl for some reason and I think its such a slay. Also i just realized they're all wearing hats (you can tell there is something deeply wrong with me from this post alone)

All of Vox's reactions to what was happening were so silly he's really like a football dad but hornier. Also his rivalry with Alastor will never fail to amuse me he literally hates him so much LMAOOO.

HE THINKS HES SO FUCKING COOL ITS HILARIOUS. Hes so silly too and yk what. I will NEVER get over his color scheme it's so sick and i love the way his face glows.

PLUS i i managed to get square shots of the three of them together for my playlist cover (!!!!) Val and Vox kissing really threw me off at the end lmao but to be fair i shouldnt have been surprised. i still think they should be a polycule tho.

#hazbinposting #hazbin hotel #the vees #vox hazbin hotel

[wegottagetouttahere]

Blue you’re the one who got me into tlt and I feel like I have to sue you for Paul-related emotional damages

I’m actually fucking distraught

They don’t even exist anymore. They’re not even just dead. Their souls are literally gone. They can’t even mourn each other

PYRRHA WATCHED. NONA WATCHED. THE ENTIRE SIXTH HOUSE WATCHED.

Out of everything in this goddamn series this probably hurts the worst WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME

/lh

Probably because I wanted to see you react exactly like this lmaooo

Ik they were two of your favorite characters so double oof.

While that moment devastated me I was mostly just mad that they picked the name Paul. Why

#are you finished with the book? go read the unwanted guest if you are #blue’s thoughts :) #ntn spoilers #tlt

[taegularities]

let me start by saying I apologize for the novel I’m about to write.

RIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDD

this was. hands down. the best chapter so far. and I am NOT just saying that bc IT finally happened, ok?

like… everything about it was so beautiful and I usually hate pregnancy scares/arcs but it didn’t feel out of place or forced at all and oh my GOD jungkook !!! like I cried literally the whole way through from when she went missing until the end of the chapter. I didn’t think it was possible to physically feel how much two fictional characters loves another but you did it, Rid. you have breathed so much life into them that I felt like it was playing out right in front of me.

and even before the angst when it’s just them appreciating being together after the move, it was so wonderful to read. sometimes stories get boring when the drama ebbs but it isn’t like that with them bc their emotions are just beautiful to see play out.

and then… you sly cutie… he finally fucking SAID it. and it was so worth the wait of course, and it just made me cry so hard bc I think we all need to hear that right? that even if we stay broken forever someone will still love us? and more importantly SHE needed to hear that. and she better say it back after that stunt she pulled 👊🏼

also usually I don’t really think of the real life counterpart when reading fanfics, at least not unless it’s meant to be set in our world. but this chapter was so jungkook, wasn’t it?

like… in the bathroom scene, when he’s asking to be let in and telling her he’s gonna stay I started thinking about how that’s what his lives are for us, ya know? at least I know for me when i’m at my lowest and metaphorically locked in a bathroom I get that notification and it’s exactly like him knocking on my door. and even the ily confession just reminded me so much of things he’s actually said about him wanting us to be happy and that he loves us unconditionally. maybe I just miss the real jungkook too much… either way. you’re characterization is magical and I will probably never move on from him.

I feel like I actually have so much more to say but my brain isn’t spitting it out… i’m sure i’ll be back.

also, not to brag(?) but these last few chapters of them being official have really reminded me of my boyfriend and I and I think that’s why i’ve loved them even more than the past chapters. it just makes my heart really warm.

anyway…. you’re a goddamn genius and I love you (that’s a reference now 😂)

the best chapter so far?? ALYSSA 😭 also not using the ily as a reference im gonna sue you fkjshjkfaasf

ahhh i know, a lot of people do not dig pregnancy scares and i totally understand, but i'm still so happy you guys gave it a chance and enjoyed it. honestly, kook's reaction to it was my main concern and point, and i was low(highkey lol) excited to finally get to it bc he's just so… ugh. a dream. i cried a lot, as well </3 i'm so emotional bc everyone's been saying they could feel the love through that scene alone and it makes me sooooo ahhhh 😭

and the fluff 🥺🦋 ngl, i was extremely scared that cmi might get boring or less interesting now that the angst is over, but… it's really so encouraging to know that you still love it so much. and also to know that the wait for THAT THING was worth it!! i agonised over that scene bc i needed that big moment to be super special eeee 😭 he'll be here, no matter how broken she is, and… vice versa :( she better say it back fr lmaooo!!

that chapter was so jungkook? this is the biggest fucking compliment ever 😭 i always try sooo hard to capture their personalities well (especially with cmi11.5!!), so this makes my heart flutter :( <3 reassuring her and loving her is definitely a jk thing to do. he has so much affection in his heart for the people around him sigh.

omg you already said so much, but if you wanna come back for more,,, gladly hehe 🥺 you and your boyfriend sound so so sweet together!! happy you could see glimpses of yourselves in this one. here's to so much more.. thank you again, love <3333

#you're the cutest :( #notes for rid 🌹 #alyssa <3 #fic: colour me in

[vacantgodling]

☕️ + okay honestly i saw you mention that you hate zelda so i'm curious for some of your thoughts on her if you don't mind sharing!!

LMAOOO

like i’m gonna be real with you it’s not ✨super✨ deep i just want y’all to know that i blame the fact that my venus is in scorpio but like tl;dr i’m insanely attached to link. like jealous insane mf type attached (i have a whole oc and au for him specifically botw but for link in general which is @breath-of-reincarnation LMAO that’s the only time i’ll plug this) and i just really really dislike when people ship literally ANYONE with link. — this includes why i lowkey still greatly dislike mipha like i’m literally just a jealous possessive hoe 💀

obviously zelda is the main candidate bc she’s the damsel and they’re “connected” or whatever but like literally fuck off they’re like siblings if anything (to me) and while chosen one x damsel can be a “cute” dynamic i’ve always preferred chosen one x person who’s always there helping them or whatever so like. even if i don’t see it romantically at least i understood why people shipped link and sidon or link and midna or whatever.

like tbh i am very Possessive in general about the media i like and i have a hard time Not Being Like That so i just don’t engage in fandom but like. unfortunately ze////link is a huge ship within loz so like it’s fucking annoying to avoid it.

that and like the only good zelda’s are tp (her design + her character in smash but the actual game eh) and tetra from windwaker bc again falls into the “character that’s jus helping the hero out” category. i was SO PISSED when tetra turned into zelda lmao 😭 and like tbh i just kind of lack sympathy for her esp in botw (which is my favorite zelda game sue me). she’s so fucking annoying and like idc if it’s relatable i’m petty and mean and im allowed to be >.> like it just pisses me off how she’s so important and everyone coddled her and she’s like oh well i get to be a dick to link now bc he has a destiny and i’m just a failure and can’t be what i want to be… to oh wait i’m in love with u please care about me link uwu like MAAM. and it’s not “her fault” so much as the developers but why tf is she useless in like every game like girls don’t have to be big and tough and be able to fight to be valid that’s not my issue my issue is like (again in botw to me) she has the constitution of a piece of toilet paper like come ON.

i also have like a very specific headcanons about link for myself so like idk. biting people.

so like this is a bit of a rant and i didn’t mean to go on for so long JRJDTJRJ but like im just petty that’s really why i don’t like her.

#it virtually has nothing to do with her really it’s mainly just me being like #gET oFf mY mAn #like i literally disliked sidon for awhile too but he’s too charming to hate #doesn’t mean i like seeing shop art but yknow #i’m usually very private when i’m into stuff for a reason i get so stubborn LMAO #about renjamin

[yourheartinyourmouth]

I wish I still had pictures of the most hilariously illegal and lawsuit-inviting employee handbooks I have ever had. It literally said, in black and white font, on page whatever, “Employees are specifically prohibited from discussing their wages. Anyone who does will be terminated.” And a bunch of other illegal shit that I don’t specifically remember anymore but it also included this weirdly passive-aggressive (emphasis on aggressive—the whole thing was written in an intimidating, aggro tone that is probably also illegal in some way 😂) clause about how vacation time is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT and employees will GROVEL on their KNEES like the working class SCUM that they are if they want vacation time and the whole company was run by these two kinda douchey old guys who gave me the distinct impression trying to have their glory days of being chads who sell trading cards on the internet and have way more money than sense and one of the guys daughter’s I guess owned the vending machines in the break room but they were dusty and always empty and would eat any quarters you put in them? it was weird

anyway 4sc your employee handbook is full of distinctly illegal labor clauses that were fought and died for by working class scum like myself and I hope somebody sues you lmaooo get fucked you obviously don’t respect the people who work for you

#labor rights #I couldn’t figure out how to report them to the dept of labor and I don’t have the handbook anymore :( #incidentally #does anyone know how to file a complaint with the DOL? #google didn’t help me at all and their website was so convoluted I couldn’t find it #seriously though discuss your wages with your coworkers and discuss them often #it is ALWAYS in your own best interest to do so

[floralseokjin]

⤑ 9 months to fall in love 15 replies.

@starbtslove replied: I’ve been smiling constantly from the start of this chapter 🫶🏻🫣 my cheeks are hurting now 😂 Also Jinnie is the best 😭💜 can’t wait for the “imminent” angst 🫠🫠 (not really)

LMAO loved your sarcasm at the end there! thank you so much for reading 💖

@nanied93 replied: Globbina? 😂 Her family will be shook when she shows up with a whole belly lol. And I think it’s so funny how YN is jealous of her OB. Like “I fucked MY MAN last night and you won’t ever😏”She’s so petty lol But nooooo this chapter was so cute! I’m so happy for them and their baby girl!  I didn’t have a preference but I totally love the idea of Jin being a girl dad lol.

Her family will indeed be shocked 👀 and lmao, I knowww, the funny thing is I bet the OB just innocently thinks he’s good looking, there’s nothing in it!! girl dad Jin is definitely sweet to think about 🤧 

@murphbearr replied: I've been giggling and giddy throughout the time I was reading this chapter!!! 🥹🫣🫶🏻  Also Jinnie was so cute, the whole chapter was so cute!! But where was the angst tho?? Hehe! Can't wait for the next chapters!! Also, Globbina, nice one haha (it's so cute 🥹🥹🥹) 💖💖💖

This chapter was very cute, you’re right!! No angst this chapter, but there will definitely be some in today’s 👀 Globbina is growing on everyone lol nice job Yoongi!

@seokjinsyoonji replied: OH MY GAWDDDD A GIRL!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO ME, US THE READERS, JORDAN THE WRITER AND THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TOO LMAOOO. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW, SMILING LIKE CRAZYYYY SOMEONE TAKE ME TO BORAWARD ASAP. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE SILENCE (FLUFF) B4 A STORM (ANGSTY ANGST)? PLS KEEP SADNESS TO MINIMUM JORDAN, I LOVE YOU!

BORAWARD😭😭 and lmao it’s deffo the fluff before the angst 😬 you know me too well! THANK YOU FOR READING 💞

@v271828 replied: They are all adorable 💜

They are 🥺

@jeonginsluvie replied: THEY’RE SO FREAKING CUTEEEE I CAN’TTTTT but seriously I can’t wait for glob to see what amazing parents she has SEOKJIN IS GIRL DADDDD IT’S NOT A DRILL

Globby will be so happy with her parents 🤧 can’t wait for her to be born!!!

@ekjk00 replied: IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER PLUS GLOBBINAAAA 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE THIS CHAPTER (I mean I love every one since S1 😂) its just a feel good and it actually made my day during a start of a work week. 💜 Thank you so much for writing this series Jordan!!!

I’m so happy you’re enjoying this series, it means a lot to me 🥰 THANK YOU

@hauntedskies replied: Your writing is so engaging and fun to read! My day has been made. Thanks to you💜

Awww thank you so much 💕

@0funsite0 replied: Favorite chapter yet!!! And I still have no idea how you managed to top the previous ones

Yay! this makes me so happy! thank you!

@xtatyh replied: A baby giiiiirl!! 🥺🥺🥺💜

🥺🥺🥺

@bri-mal replied: GLOBBINA 😭😭😭 what an adorable chapter!!! We have a princess in the making! I can't wait to see more of their love bloom 🥲

we deffo do!! Princess Globbina 😇 can’t wait for you to read the rest of the series, thank you!

@sushiseoks replied: TEAM GLOBBY-SUE WON 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

GLOBBY-SUE 😂😂

@kxdrawhl replied: Omg GIRL DAD SEOKJINNIE 😭🥺🤍 I love how sweet this season has been going. Like, they're just so cute together and I love seeing them happy!! Literally can't wipe this smile off my face. I always looking forward to new chapters because this story is just so good 🤍

This has been a very fluffy season lol (well, so far.........) I’m so happy you’re enjoying the story, thank you! 💖

@sweett-nightt replied: i’m feeling so cute, they’re so cute and i just want to know her parents reaction to the pregnancy and seokjins family to the gender reveal ❤️

Both reactions will be in today’s chapter hehehehe 

@rapunzel824 replied: So happy for them!  They seem to fall more in love every day.

They really do, it’s getting serious!!!!

@purpuravm reblogged and said: It's a 👧,  that's so cute 🤧.  Looking forward to the next chapter 💖 

Thank you!! 💞

#fic:9mtfil #replies

[theredwitterell]

this is by no means a bad thing but i find it so fucking funny when fanfiction authors show things that r inconsistent bc you'd only know if you'd been in the culture

like i saw someone who hc-ed abt this rich character that he "probably went to harvard or cornell" which is like valid from an outside perspective but like within the ivies cornell is rly looked down upon, the choices would be between harvard yale and princeton, maybe columbia for the location

or like people who write college au's and theyre self indulgent asf already so like who cares bc realism was out the window from the start, but when ppl write abt teaching assistants and im like lmfaoooooo my relationship w the prof i ta-ed for was so very bland and like. we were friendly for sure but truly there is nothing sexy about grading papers and class plans 😔😔😔

also theyre self indulgent anyway but like reading some of the character x reader fics makes me laugh bc if anyone at the workplace/in a professional setting said that shit to me id file a fucking HR complaint and sue immediately LMAOOO no matter how hot they were

anyway i love these fics i just wanted to point out the inconsistencies to be facetious

#its me #fic thoughts #things im thinking about after waking up from a nap #am i exposing myself as someone whos been reading too many pedro pascal character x reader fics #maybe

[davincsoo]

"I'm not vindictive. This would be a really lousy way to get vengence."

Sweets, that is exactly why you did this interview: to get vengence.

"I just want people to see me as a human being."

We see you as a human being, a shitty, fucked up human being.

"That (truth) is all I spoke."

What a crock of shit, honestly.

"Because the op-ed wasn't about Johnny."

Are you fucking dense? You literally admitted to it being about Johnny. You can stop trying to spread that it wasn't, the world heard you.

"I am terrified. Which, I guess, is what a defamation lawsuit is meant to do: take your voice."

No, that is not even the case, Amber. It is meant to address the evidence in question, and expose the truth. Which is exactly what the trial did, and you are just sour because the jury didn't believe you innocent one bit.

"I didn't want this to be a thing. I didn't want this to be a trial, I didn't want this to be in public record. But when someone sues you, you don't have a choice."

👏 YOU 👏 COULD 👏 HAVE 👏 FUCKING 👏 SETTLED 👏 AND 👏 KEPT 👏 IT 👏 PRIVATE 👏

Like, I'm certain that this could have been dealt with without going to trial, but being the attention seeking bitch that you are

Is this bitch trying to say that she was so afraid in that moment that she admitted to hitting Johny, but it wasn't true?

Interviewer: no one person came forward saying they were hit and you were the only one?

Amber: Look what happened when I came forward.

Um, bitch, even after the trial people were saying that Johnny never hit them, so the fuck are you on about?

"There is a binder of notes taken by my doctor about years of what was going on."

Okay lmaooo

"It was the opposite."

But you got a shit ton of publicity from that fucking op-ed.

You told people that you knew would back your claims. Stfu.

"I was abused being of relationship."

"The first year of our relationship was beautiful."

"He abused me all along."

She just lied, once again, in this interview.

"He has."

You've ruined his career, you humilliated him. You deserve it in return ten fold.

"Says the lawyer of the man that convince the world that he had scissors for fingers. I'm the performer?

You said in court that you still loved him, and now you are saying that it's not true?

what tear were you wiping? there was nothing there wtf

#that was painful #jesus #amber heard #johnny depp #dateline

[joonberriess]

I never said that bangpd is a good person, I simply said that using the term Zionist is not appropriate because no one has any proof that he is. You are putting more energy into dragging bangpd than scooter. But do you know how the law works? Scooter cannot be fired for being a Zionist as unfortunately it is not recognized as a crime, and if that happened Scooter could sue them as anti-Semitic. Now tell me who would believe the Asian company or the white man from the west? He can only be fired at the end of the contract

You know scooter is using a poc man to defend himself and you people are doing his play 💀 you should drag Scooter more than you do with bangpd

noooo we drag both of them, it’s fuck both of them actually lmaooo bffr. but i already explained myself last post to you why bang pd is also ass, soooo FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸