#fucking superb you funky little man

[tboyswagviktorhargreeves]

The Umbrella Academy 💥 The Sparrow Academy

#my boy Viktor is GLOWING #and five. the outfit change is stellar #fucking superb you funky little man #tua #The Umbrella Academy #the sparrow academy #tua 3 #Viktor hargreeves #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[feydfuckernation]

the key to a good film is to simply let hans zimmer do whatever he wants

#this is about dune but this is also about potc and lion king and interstellar and literally every film he has ever scored ever #lion.txt #hans zimmer #fucking superb you funky little german man

[lannisterdaddyissues]

oh my fucking god i love old people i love old people so much i would kill for an old person i want to walk them across the street and carry their groceries for them i want them to tell me stories i love seeing them smile when they are just hobbling along like they don’t have a care in the world i FUCKING LOVE OLD PEOPLE

#they make me so happy idk why i just love them usjzjwjhxhdxjqhj… #i just walked past an old guy on the street carrying a coffee and he looked so happy to have his little coffee #and he was wearing a cool old fashioned leather coat and fedora #and like!!! you fucking should be dressed like that you funky old man! i love you! i hope you have an amazing day! #and i hope the coffee is fucking superb it is exactly what you deserve sir! i tip my hat to you!

[joelmorricone]

i need to see superet again so bad……..

#i miss them so much……..literally nothing will ever stack up to what bong bag live did for me . like #i!!!! need!!!!!!! revolution!!!!!!!!! go white boy go!!!!!! fucking superb you funky little man!!!!!!!!! #beef.irl #bone** #fuck u josh /lh

[evan-is-tired]

big man: ay ay ay! ay! ay ay!

me: *sobbing* fucking superb you funky little manta ray

#splat 3 #splatoon 3 #splatoon #big man #splatoon big man #splat 3 big man #splatoon 3 big man #splatoon meme #splatoon memes #meme #memes #shit post #shitpost #shit posting #shitposting #shit posts #shitposts #random shit

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday pt2

ep 6 (put it under a cut because this one is LONG)

fukuchi be like 'the agency couldn't possibly be smart enough to- oh wait nvm i forgot ranpo existed lol' like more than once and i think that is testament to the fact that RANPO BEST BOY

'have you forgotten? we're terrorists' ICONIC BEHAVIOUR

man and i complain about doing one 37 hour work week. after this one week the agency needs to take a NAP. AND THE MAFIA TOO. imagine there's like just no criminal activity or anything for like three days and everyone's like ?? but on day 4 atsushi and akutagawa are fighting to the death at the port and everyone is like 'ah. business as usual' lmaoooo

omg every time the hunting dogs song comes on i get so hyped lmao im like yESSS ACTION

'that man, that demon, the evillest most scawy man ever in the world....etc etc' and its just some guy doing the most coy babygirl pose a guy can possibly do

wait DAZAI WHAT DID YOU DO. HOW DID YOU DO IT

taneda btw deserved none of this he was just some nice old dude and then sigma fucking stabbed him lmao

dazai is like the personification of the perjury mechanic in drv3. 'go on lie. you gotta. lie now. cmon pussy you wont'

OH MY GOD CHUUYA

my god fyozai is so fucking babygirl. also wdym dazai?? if the two of you were the last ones on earth you should just have gay sex. its not that hard smh

oh no dazai falled down through the flore

OH MY GOD MYKOLA AND SIGMA

BESTIE??

BESTIE?????

BESTIE????????????????

BESTIE??????????????????????

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dm me if you want to receive a free 2min audio file of me laughing about this (i have a headache from laughing. my throat fucking hurts so bad. i'm pretty sure it's actually bleeding. my eyes are moist with tears. BESTIE???????)

do you even needa ask why i'm here?? ⭐️❤️☺️ *voice drops 6 octaves* i'm here to murder you 👹👹👹

and then after that fyodor was just like 'teehee he's so romantic x' like bro

dazai: *turns to the camera like he's on the office* waow

i love mykola's little laugh it's so silley

omg they're actually animating him so well. bones must've seen the reception from s4 and decided to step it up 💀

dazai and fyodor are simultaneously evil grown men and bimbo highschool girls and it's such a look. 'omg ur friends are so cute <3' 'omg right???' also mykola my beloved i want to be yours forever pls

i love how bram's acting all tough like aya can't just open the casket and leave and render him thoroughly powerless lmao

omg the official anime aya and bram sillies begin. we've been waiting for this for months folks so far so good

it was already pretty funny that aya is carrying bram like a backpack but actually seeing her running with him on her back is like a billion times funnier especially since this shit is life or death. but she just got a whole entire vampire on her back no problem sjhsksjssjhj

sigma: watashi wa shiguma me: fucking superb you funky little toddler

imagine if it was a fucking prank this whole time and mykola just injected them with a slow-working sedative or something that would be so funny. like all of this for nothing sksjksjsjks and then he just stabs fyodor or something the end. boom world save

oh ok nvm the vampires can talk just fine i guess lmao. also i genuinely cant tell if im supposed to be taking this episode seriously or not. one second people are being brutally slaughtered next moment silley little guys??? such is the way of bsd i guess

'you're a failure of a woman' my dude she is literally 10 years old she is nowhere close to being a woman shut your misogynistic ass up lmao

OKAY BECAUSE ok ok listen i was wondering what music they were gonna use for bram and when i heard the ending music i was like 'ok a little anticlimactic but i understand' and then it TRANSITIONED into the ACTUAL ENDING??? 10/10

hehe. bestie

#dia's daydreams #thungo thursday #bungou stray dogs #BESTIE #BESTIE??????????????????? #'I MISSED YOU BESTIE' #mykola canonically uses gen z slang #you guys need to make sure to put this in your fanfics now

[rubyjean-jacket-blog]

the voyage home: a heist movie

okay i was watching the one with the whales again (because it SLAPS) and i realized that it’s basically a heist movie?? i mean, it has the premise of a time travel movie, but it’s a heist movie about STEALING WHALES and bringing them to the FUTURE.

bonkers.

so i’ve been assigning the crew oceans eleven-type heist roles. i would draw them but alas, ‘tis not in my skillset. if anyone wants to draw this, i would love to see it.

Jim Kirk: The Face

i mean, pretty self-explanatory, i think. kirk’s putting in the WORK to get those whales. he’d be better at it if spock didn’t keep calling him “admiral” and using colourful language improperly, but he’s not his husband’s boyfriend’s colleague’s keeper, is he?

Nyota Uhura: The Hacker

good on comms, super fucking smart, definitely the brains behind the “break into the nuclear wessels” plan. she’s carrying that team. what’s the first thing that happened to chekhov when they got separated? he got arrested, then fell off a cliff. enough said there.  god, she’s so pretty.

Hikaru Sulu: The Driver

i mean, the man gets to fly a helicopter! also, he’s in charge of yelling out what warp factor they’ve reached, so i think that counts.

Pavel Chekhov: The Thief

listen, i didn’t say he was good at it. but he did help uhura with the nuclear wessels plan, and he was surprisingly cool under pressure, despite falling off a cliff during the ensuing chase.

Montgomery “Scotty” Scott: The Brains

i can’t give this to anyone else. scotty made a whale tank! and figured out how to recrystallize dilithium using ‘80s tech! and he used a keyboard! fucking superb, you funky little engineer!

S’chn T’gai Spock: The Muscle

i don’t know how to properly articulate my thoughts about this one, only that i know it in my heart to be true. spock swims with whales and nerve pinches a loud punk on the bus. yes, he does math, but the rest of the time he is exuding peak himbo behaviour. i love him.

Leonard “Bones” McCoy: The Conman/Master of Disguise

this is very similar to the face, except mccoy’s better at it. look at those costumes! fabulous. he gets into character SO well here, and at the plexiglass factory. we STAN a competent king.

#star trek #the one with the whales #the voyage home #star trek:tvh #kirk #spock #spirk #mccoy #bones #scotty #uhura #sulu #chekhov #the gang is back together! #this movie rocks #heist au #anyone?

[mygeekcorner]

For the book ask

8 13 16 23 25 38 52 53 90 and 135 :)

8 a book you finished in one sitting

It wasn't the first time I read it so if that's how we're counting this isn't the right answer but:

The Horse and His Boy by C.S. Lewis. Growing up my mum would read us Narnia and when I was old enough to read myself it was the first series I devoured so I have a very nostalgic glow about the whole thing. When I was somewhere in my mid-20s my parents asked me to house- and dog-sit for them when they went abroad for a week. Which was all well and good until I got the flu halfway through. I remember going into their library and finding The Horse and His Boy, mums favourite from all seven books, and then just laying in their bed reading it as I waited for my fever to go down, and with a blizzard howling outside the windows. I finished the book before I finished my coughing fits, but it was a very comforting night thanks to all the memories attached to the book.

13 your favorite romance novel

Oh god. So here's the thing, right? Here is The. Thing. I read a lot of books that Have romance in them - are they very good books? Yes. Are they romance novels? No. Do I read romance novels too? Yes. Do I like them as much as Stories? No.

But I guess if I had to pick one I like that has romance as the focus I enjoyed Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen when I read it in school. Even if I was more interested in the family dynamics than the romance. Sorry.

16 a book you’d recommend to your younger self

There are quite a few I think baby Geeky would have liked, but also many of them weren't out when I was the perfectly intended age so I don't know if it disqualifies them?

Silverthorn by Raymond E. Feist was a very good book I got in a gift-exchange with an online friend and I think I would have liked it just as much if I had read it in school as I did in my 20s. And back then I might have had the energy to get my hands on the whole rest of the series and not just one more book rip.

23 a book that is currently on your TBR

We do not speak of my to-be-read pile.

This is How You Lose the Time War by Max Gladstone is the most recent buy to be added to it after I happened upon it earlier this summer. Trigun twitter tells me to go in blind though so I still have no idea what awaits me.

25 a book by your favourite author

Ok so I haven't actually had a favourite author since I was a preteen. Not because there aren't good authors out there, I just haven't been like Dedicated(TM) to reading all of their books like that. But the last time I had a favourite it was Eva Ibbotson because she had so many .. I want to use Finurlig but there's no proper translation for it .. clever in the tingly exciting way that makes you want to poke it? delightfully innocent yet clever stories and I just reveled in them as a child. Especially Not Just a Witch, the one where the two witch besties broke up because they both wore the same hat made of snakes to graduation, but then they came together to defeat the man who was two-timing them for capitalistic reasons.

38 your favourite series

I don't have favourites as such. Anymore. But I always have a blast reading The Parasol Protectorate Series by Gail Carriger, there is just something about a supernatural Victorian London with romance and queer rep that just tickles me. I love watching Alexia have tea with the most flamboyant vampire ever, admiring her werewolf husband´s behind, and hitting evil scientists with her umbrella. All while her ditzy bestie is trying to tell her all about the latest fashion in hats. Who wouldn't love to read about chaos like that?

52 a popular book/series that you love

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins is a brilliant trilogy and we are all correct for saying it.

The themes! The brutality! The way I was bawling on the bus and couldn't stop for hours after finishing Mockingjay? Fucking superb you funky little YA-book.

53 a popular book/series that you hate

Is it cheating to say Twilight here? ^^;

It really wasn't for me, sorry to anyone who hoped differently. I did finish it for research (fanwar) purposes though. That's a week I'll never get back.

90 the longest book you’ve read

So I said when I got this ask before that it was probably Gone with the Wind (418,053 words) or one of the A Song of Ice and Fire books and apparently A Storm of Swords (424,000 words) and A Dance with Dragons (422,000 words) would all look very promising for longest novel I've read. And they were all worth the pages they took.

135 recommend any book you like!

The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman, listen I know none of us tumblrinas actually miss anything that Neil puts out, and this was a big one at that. But it really was so good and scary and inventive and I had a really good time being creeped out by the coins showing up in peoples mouths over night.

#ask me stuff #books #disturbnottheharmony #narnia #chronicles of narnia #silverthorn #this is how you lose the time war #eva ibbotson #not just a witch #The Parasol Protectorate #soulless #hunger games #ocean at the end of the lane #game of thrones #gone with the wind #sense and sensibility #jane austen

[sasdavvero]

fucking superb you funky little italian man

#petition to change the PASTA to POLENTA #hetalia #aph hetalia #aph italy #feliciano vargas #tay disegna

[cloud-ya]

got back into honkai after a while and it is just. man. happy pride month ig i love these lil gay ppl

fucking superb you funky little depressed lesbians

[stormyoceans]

Sea, shooting a video, finding song with the word avocado, editing little himself into it holding avocados and tagging Jimmy under this masterpiece on twitter: pspspsps

Amazing, my guy, you got him

Their bond is so lovely and I'm so glad they have this crackhead side too

FELL OFF MY BED LAUGHING WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW THIS AND IM STILL LAUGHING NOW THINKING ABOUT SEA TRYING TO LURE JIMMY INTO PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM WITH AVOCADOS

I JUST LOVE WHEN SEA WAKES UP IN A SILLY GOOSE MOOD AND DECIDES TO EXHIBIT THE MOST BEHAVIOUR EVER LIKE

truly such a normal thing to make and tag your bro in. absolutely not deranged at all. just a man and his avocados that he wasn't even used to eat all that often only a year ago. fucking superb you funky little guy

#the craziest thing is that the plan actually worked and jimmy showed up just to tease sea about his shirt #i want to put both of them in a petri dish and study them in a lab #people not stanning jimmysea are just missing out on so much insanity and fun literally could never be me #jimmysea #jimmy jitaraphol #sea tawinan #m: ask

[roachleakage]

one of the best things I've learned about the FNAF fandom is that a surprising number of people want to fuck this guy:

look at this man. he's a giant toy bug with a quasi-human head, hands for feet, and manslaughter in his heart. fucking superb you funky little monsterfuckers

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #security breach

[the-portrait-of-seraph]

This Month's Review...

The Iliad: Homer

It's a great book, but I feel like I'll have to read it one more time because I was very busy this month and couldn't fully absorb its beauty?

The Iliad is a gripping war story involving both man and deity, which is already a great character list to begin with. I loved watching everyone die in great, gorey detail and I also enjoyed the drama atop Mount Olympus. Fuck Apollo though, all my homies hate Apollo. Patroclus and Achilles!!! Besties AND lovers, literally the best combination for ripping up my heart into a million pieces.

It's poetic (obviously since it's written in dactylic heptameter), but also violent, like most epic poetry, and I live for that.

Jude the Obscure: Hardy, Thomas

This book was so fucking good! I'm impressed with Hardy's work!!!

The human relationships in the story are imperfectly perfect for allowing the plot to advance? Like this is total genius? I cannot do this book justice, I'm so sorry :(

I went through all five stages of grief (and so did Sue and Jude) after the death of Little Time (Jude j.r.). Man really killed his siblings and left a little note saying that they were a burden. And this is the begining of the story's turning point. Sue returns to Philiston, Jude to Arabella, and everything seems okay again. Until Jude freezes to death while trying to get to Sue and Arabella doesn't give a shit.

Jude's life is a golden road, until it's not. He dreams of going to Chirstminster, but his myopia off-sets him to destruction and failure

The Age of Innocence: Wharton, Edith

Newland Archer, what the fuck. WHy is everyone in this book also miserable? At least they're rich, I don't even have money.

Archer is engaged to May Welland and all seems well until her cousin, Ellen, comes to New York out of her abusive marriage with Count Olenski. Bam, shenanigans ensue. Archer catches feelings for Ellen and plans to leave May, but May is pregnant???? And so Ellen leaves America???? And then like twenty years down the line Archer and his son visit Paris and learn that Ellen lives there and Archer's kid goes to visit her but Archer does not?????

Archer tests the world and norms he knows through Ellen, bringing a close to his "age of innocence". I really enjoyed the juxtaposition of New York high-society life and the happenings/turmoils of the Archers and all those that know them.

Notes from a Dead House: Dostoevsky, Fyodor

One of my top ten fr!!! I've already made a review for this book back in October, so you can take a look at it here.

I think it's nice to reread books, I personally read a book three times: one for writing style, once for plot, once for both writing style and plot haha

Greek Tragedy: Various

I love myself a good tragedy. I really liked Oedipus Rex, but Medea is absolute gold!!! I passed my exam with ease because i was super into this unit on tragedy/drama haha

I'm in awe at the genius of the tragedians, like fucking superb you funky little greek man!!!! I want what they have and I wish more tragedies were preserved so I can fangirl over them haha

Plays: Chekhov, Anton

I love Russian literature!!! I love Russian drama!!! I cannot stress the greatness of Chekhov and I feel guilty for not being able to do him justice like Hardy :(

There is something about the work of Chekhov that just draws one into the more simple aspects of Russian life. I love Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, but sometimes I don't feel like reading about the Napoleonic Era or whacking someone with the blunt side of an axe, I crave simplicity and humanity.

My favorite used to be The Seagull, but then I met Ivanov and my life changed FOREVER. For real that ending where Ivanov kills himself on his wedding day? Traumatizing. Also, I found it funny when Lyubov says "you big booby", childish I know-

Ah, I'm definitely going to be reading this again soon.

I know I haven't been reading a lot this month, but in my defense I was busy helping my last brain cell slay exams sooooo

I want to get more reading and re-reading done in May, so i'm always open to recommendations :)

Stay safe and I love you guys, thanks for all the love and support lately <3

#reading #books #literature #russian literature #greek literature #greek tragedy #american literature #english literature #fyodor dostoevsky #anton chekhov #aeschylus #euripides #sophocles #homer #edith wharton #thomas hardy #studying #my photos #chaotic academia #Aesthetic #studyblr #hyeji reads 📚

[gnzma]

@spikemuthtoothfairy​:

"Bee!"

Who's that? Its Scarlette! The elderly Ribombee buzzes over to Guzma, excitedly holding out a very small flower crown for him with one hand and a small, bright yellow pollen puff in the other!

Okay. Okay, that’s actually cute. He isn’t the kind of guy who wears flower crowns, but, man. It’s the cutest little bug around who’s offering him that, do you really expect him to refuse it?

“Fucking superb you funky little bee.”

Gifts accepted and promptly put on.

#spikemuthtoothfairy #q #❌|| ɢᴜᴢᴍᴀ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ💀 asks ||❌

[ink-stained-words]

Listening To My Best Friend's Metal Playlist - Part 1

Nothing Else Matters: the vocalist is really good actually, tons of control. it sounds so pretty. I also just love the sound in general. carefully contained energy. chaotic yet chill. the gradual build up is amazing. it'd be a really fun song to sing & even more fun to play. it absolutely does not feel like it's 6.5 minutes, how (9.5/10)

Enter Sandman: oh I love this song. this one & Iron Man, I used to listen to them a lot when I was little. it's so fucking iconic. everything about it is simply. goodgoodgood. this guitar solo is incredible. this interlude thing works so well with the drums, it even maintains the energy?? despite being chill? you're right actually, metal music does improve bad brain hours (10/10 with nostalgia bonus points)

Master of Puppets: the way this one starts, just. fucking hell /pos. zero chill. yet tons of chill. so much control. my brain is already vibrating a bit, ik that doesn't make sense, it's just. a keyboard smash at the moment. I love the drums in this one. and the lead up into the chorus. oh wow it's chill now. why don't more songs do this, it sounds ethereal. all the different inflections of master are superb. they say it a lot & it doesn't get grating or repetitive. aaaaa the guitarist is doing things holy shit (10/10)

For Whom The Bell Tolls: the beats in this one are funky, it's quite cool. The allos are totally missing out, thinking sex is better than Metallica. this one doesn't feel particularly loud. it sounds lighter. the guitar's pretty. nice key. ooh the guitar is doing spooky things against the bell now, it sounds like a ghost (8/10)

Seek & Destroy: I really like the chorus, it's fun. and the guitar line fits the title, vibe wise. oh it sped up, funky. the guitar is doing very exciting things now. I like how upbeat it is. oh fuck that was a really good transition. you said once that we have to listen to this all in Nov & I'm holding you to that. should I be rating these? that'd be fun. I'll go back through & do that (7.5/10)

Fade To Black: they're Having a Moment in this one, it seems. it's quite vibey though, & like. the tone isn't super depressing, which is a bit strange, considering the lyrics very much are. he's correct, yesterday never existed, but the goodbye is unnecessary sir, tomorrow is still a thing. anyway it's very vibey, & the end is brilliant, very fun spiralling guitar noises (7/10)

Wherever I May Roam: oh I love this one too, the beginning is incredibly funky. the chorus is spectacular. but like. the guitar, all of the guitar. the vibes. very fun. I don't have a lot of thoughts about it, but it's quite fun (7/10)

Iron Man: lost my mind a bit hearing this song again for the first time in forever. it's so good. the, like. what's it called? motive or theme or something, there's a term for it. google says it's probably motif, but like, close enough. anyway I fucking love this song so much. all of it. still losing my mind. so so good. (10/10 for nostalgia)

Paranoid: the part about halfway through where the guitar sounds like an corkscrew spiral? incredible. it goes whewww & my brain goes aaaaa. this song's quite short, wow. it's very effective though. vibey fun times (7/10)

One: its 7 min runtime is compensating for Paranoid. I can't believe the lyrics don't start until 2 min in, the guitar sounds like lyrics. speaking of lyrics, they're incredibly superb. I think you had this song as your status the other day. oh god the part around 5 min is amazing. the chill is gone, which. valid of him. he's having emotions. fucking hell the drums. all of it actually. holy shit. from about 5.5 min on is just me saying holy shit over & over, with increased shock & awe. you really can't have absolutely any thoughts listening to this song (9.5/10)

[bookofjudith]

actually lil nas x is the only celebrity that exists

#fucking superb you funky little man #lil nas x