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maddiganx · 1 month
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Fuck, marry, kill: tony the tiger, chester the cheetah, chip the wolf
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howifeltabouthim · 1 year
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'I love sleep.' I wish I was in my bed right now. My stomach sinks thinking about the hoops it will take to get to my bed.
Anna Dorn, from Vagablonde
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anijig · 1 year
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Disclaimer: Y'all know how weird we are. However, we take things to a whole new level with this episode. We've learned things about each other, and ourselves, that we just didn't ever need to know. And now you get to learn them too! For example: "Would you fuck the living broom from Fantasia, or Scuttle from The Little Mermaid?" Now, that being said, Welcome to our first Halloween Special episode of the spooky season! #thesorrynotsorrygenerationpodcast #tsnsgen #halloweenepisode #halloweenseason #fuckmarrykill #spookyseason #letsgetweird #podcastminiseries #podcastersofinstagram #bymillennialsformillennials #millenialpodcast #reviewpodcast #thesorrynotsorrygeneration #sorrynotsorry https://www.instagram.com/p/CjlApPirrgN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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ph-cutie · 2 months
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that feeling you get when you vote in a tumblr poll and realize u either fatfingered the wrong option or misunderstood the question
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istumpysk · 9 months
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Fuck Marry Kill - Sailor edition
Sallador
Victarion
Euron
Each candidate can be mapped to only one option.
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Rude!
Fuck - Victarion Greyjoy
Forget his imposing frame, toned abdomen, or unparalleled sex drive.
I'm in it for the post-intimacy cuddles, where we openly share our deepest emotions.
"For I mean them to return and haunt these Yunkishmen," he told the dusky woman that night after he had taken his pleasure of her. They were close now, and growing closer every day. "We will fall upon them like a thunderbolt," he said, as he squeezed the woman's breast. - Victarion I, ADWD
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Marry - Salladhor Saan
This is a no brainer. Every second spent together would be a gift. I'd tell him to take the garbage outside, and he'd come back at me with,
"Must you persist with your ceaseless nagging about the trash? You are no true wife, I am thinking. Tell me, woman, where are my moments of respite?"
And I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
Kill - Euron Greyjoy
Self-preservation. I'm killing him before he can kill me.
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unganseylike · 1 year
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i need polls so bad
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rawstfish · 19 days
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Nothing is worst on this site when you vote in a smash or pass poll and everyone is being bitches
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corpsecxnt · 10 months
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it’s been an hour and I’m still like 😳🥴🥺🥺 over the “I’m falling asleep baby” i better never actually hear him say those exact words
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lacedscars · 2 months
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realest-slenderman · 1 month
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hey, since you're one of the most impactful in the slenderblog community, is it okay if you tell most of us* to not comment or reblog the fuckmarrykill blog's posts? I won't go into detail, but its not their fault at all.
*I am also a slenderblog
absolutely i saw what happened and its embarrassing people thought that was cool guys leave that blog alone they dont want to be part of the bit
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powerfulwizard · 2 years
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Putting someone you hate as “marry” in the fuckmarrykill game because you know how miserable you could make them as a spouse.
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fulcrumstardust · 8 months
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Dropping by to say that I’m really really enjoying slow down my motion! It feels so real to the teenage experience and I love the setup of all the character dynamics so much. And im so excited for Jyn to get a little happiness lol💕💕💕
I'm so happy to read this, thank you for stopping by! I hope I'll deliver a nice story for you <33 Number one request so far is for Jyn to wear Cassian's jacket, which, very understandable 😏 I've got some drama brewing for you, also some fluff under the stars. Obligatory stop at fuckmarrykill. I'm still working on the answers to that lol
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indigo--montoya · 1 month
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https://www.tumblr.com/indigo--montoya/743142272747618304/want-to-play-a-version-of-fuckmarrykill-but
i choose evil. Maizulee, Glimbowdora (?? ykwim), and Lunter :)
FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
Glimbowdora is brotp and that's the only part of this I can answer in good conscience. I love their dynamic as friends just as much as with romance
Now for the bad conscience part of this. Lunter is otp just because they're both bisexual cinnamon rolls who are adorable together
Maizulee is one of my favorite ot3s but they also can be very toxic. I love their dynamic whether it's healthy or not, but it can go to some very messed-up places and I also love past! and tragic! and unhealthy! maizulee, so I'll say notp for them
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