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dekuinthelake · 2 months
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I fucked up salad.
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howifeltabouthim · 1 year
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As she thought of it all she hated herself. Over and over again she had told herself that she had so mismanaged the latter years of her life that it was impossible for her not to hate herself.
Anthony Trollope, from Can You Forgive Her?
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renamonz · 16 days
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I went to the E.R. some time ago after drinking a whole *POT* of espresso. no not shots, not glasses, a whole fucking POT, but just how much?
1170mg worth.
Why? because I had a college deadline, to be specific, a coding project based off c#; I did NOT want to fail my project, so I did an all nigher and thought, what is the BEST way to stay awake and be super productive, OH I KNOW, COFFEE!
I had recently bought this over the oven coffee espresso maker and I had been really into using it so it was the first thing I went to use, I started it, filled with grounds, rinse and repeat until we hit the infamous 1170mg.
Listen, I am not the smartest of people nor do I claim to be, but holy FUCK I knew I fucked up once I started feeling the whole pot slam into me all at once, I can only relate it to the feeling through this gif.
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The espresso I drank forced gut convulsions so badly It felt like a sword had impaled my innards imagine coffee cramps, but with grenades. needless to say, It was agonizing. As I was sitting in agony on the hospital bed this played in my head over and over and over, 10,000 grams of pure caffeine.. don't do coffee kids.
even so, this song is a banger.
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My wife had this to say about me. I wish I was joking. everything can kill you.
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ultimatebumblebee · 17 days
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Accidentally washed a really big pack of gum with my blanket. It's been washed 3x and it still smells minty.
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Why is always everything fucked up and when it isn't, I accidently fuck it up myself?
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oilpaints-and-cats · 2 years
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I knit myself a blanket and I may or may not have misjudged how wide it was supposed to be
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sucka99 · 8 months
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bonenausea · 11 months
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We're all just puppets in life's fucked up game.
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Why the hell am I still here.
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jerseydeanne · 2 years
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Sooooooooo funny when governments and people like you use the fact that there’s been a lot of talk about defunding the police to pretend it happened on any substantial level, then use that lie and heavily manipulated statistics to get the police MORE funding than ever before. Choke on your own dick.
Hey Anon!
Kiss your mother with that mouth? I'm female. I don't have a dick.
Prove it! Receipts, please.
You can't deny that fuel prices are at an all-time high and going to worsen.
Tell us why our police shouldn't have the best tools possible to keep us safe?
Since out of control, BLM/Antifa came rioting with defunding the police, and stupid mayors gave into the demands of many fuckups. Yep, I'm calling you a fuckup! You are less safe.
I live in Florida; that won't happen here. We love our police.
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teleos · 1 year
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ADHD or personal failure got me locked up like an animal in a bare cage, and the worst part is that I’m making the fucking bars and the lock to boot. fucking let me out, I say, as I dangle the keys from my hand.
fuck me for turning 40 and discovering that there are new depths to the nadir.
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Y’all just feel like everyone is being fake around you? Like just tolerating you?? Pretending to love you and care about you..?
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euphoricjunk · 1 year
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Thank God for responsible people in our lives. Where would we be without you. Xoxo
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howifeltabouthim · 2 years
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I have got everything wrong, I have played every card wrong.
Iris Murdoch, from The Philosopher’s Pupil
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hippielivingplace · 9 months
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Broken Music Links on the Internet Music Tour and Stuff Reblog were Recovered. Meet beautiful music in the Hippie Village.
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greatwyrmgold · 2 years
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> feel like everything is going wrong in your life >remember when you felt like school was the only thing you were good at >realize you're also fucking up schoolwork
Apparently today is "have a mental breakdown on Tumblr" day.
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