#fukc the end of christmas

[sendmewatermemes]

So last year saturday before christmas i woke up sick. Was supposed to go to christmas parties and do volunteer work that week was really looking forward to it all. Even the week of work before christmas i was looking forward to. Its meant to be mostly cleaning which is a nice change of pace. Put some of our music on and chill out working with some of the guys i dont usually get to spend that much time with but i get along with very well. Apparently the boss came in and made cocktails for everyone. Sounded like it was a really good week.

But instead i was at home dying then spent the next 3 weeks not being able to breath cause chest infections and asthma are so much fun. At the same time nana was very sick and going down hill. Both of us at christmas just out of it on the couch together. A few months after that we lost her.

Rest of this year ive lost another family member and a pet. Ive had at least 2 friends try to kill themselves. A big fight between friends that had police involvement. And so much other shit just keeps happening.

But hey at least christmas time coming up right, christmas parties, a 50th party, volunteer work ramping up (i do christmas wrapping for a charity every year and it starts november but its pretty quiet until like week or so before christmas which is when it gets fun and im good and fast at it and have been doing it for like 12 yrs so im pretty reliable and a good asset for the busier days which is evident by the fact they kept throwing shifts at me which i gladly took.)

And oh look i wake up friday just gone, just over a week left til christmas and im fucking sick again. Ive missed out on parties im missing out on everything i missed out on last year again. My uncles funerals tomorrow and i cant fucking go. My period started today and i feel even worse and meds arent fucking helping. And i just keep getting more bad news from friends and family.

Im so fucking tired, this last week was the one thing keeping me going to get through this year now im just miserable and sick and crying and almost throwing up everytime i have a coughing fit. I just want this shit to end i wanted to be at work to be with friends but im fukcing isolated at home. I dont even have the energy to talk with friends over text half the time rn god i love them but i cant be there for them and i feel like shit for that too

I just cant rn

[selznick]

idk fucking know.rant ig??? not big idk

but like i ibly rlly have 1 friend that im close to and thats ive opened up to about my austism and ocd like even a bit,,,,, and like my autism is fine or whatever and sure sometimes idk how to deal with people but its fine and we joke so its cool but my ocd is like,, a legit problem for me that I dont joke about but they will,,,, like sometimes i will casually mention it around them but they will joke abt it and like kool whatever,, ocd isnt happenong rn so idc ig

but like she was telling me how she went to a hincent van gogh exhibit abt his life and depression and how she cried at the 'ear'aser in the giftshop after, , and like its a hood point,,, people like to portray him cutting off his ear as like some cutesy joke or romantic gesrure and not like a seriours mental break down and self harm,,, which like cool she cares abt mental health and uknow the seriousness of it all

except when its roght in front of her??? like i messaged her when i wanted to pour boiling water on my foot to 'clean' it and half my brain was fully on board with it and the other half was like no that will make ot worse stop,,, so i messaged her as like idk a reaching out for some sort of help or distraction from my stupif fukcing brain,,, and she was just like,, no why would you do that? and was just argueing with me,, like thats not logical,,,, and I FUCKIING KNOW THAT WHY DO U THINK THERE ISNT BOILING WATER ON MY FOOT WHILE IM TEXTING U,,, and shes just like but why would u eevn think that,, like rememeber ur precious vincent van gogh and his fucking ear and my fuxking ocd,, and shes just like,, ohhh

and i talk to her when i was worried about getting sepsis from a small cut on my toe,, and shes just like no ur fine, uve not got sepsis obvi,, and like i brought it up again cuz its the only thing my brain would think of,, and she got annoyed that i kept bringing it up and now she fuxking jokes about me being obsessed with sepsis and that i just always think i have sepsis

like sorry my brain literally cant stop worrying abt this shit,, sorry i have phantom pains from my ocd that make me worry more and continue the fucking cycle

anyway today i was like ugh im gonna have a headache after yards,, could just feel one starting before it uknow,, and shes like just drink from the water fountain,, and i tell her i cant bcuz there was like a weird bottle on it and other debris around it and my ocd cant handle that,,, and she just tells me to drink from it and that its not an issue,, and when i was like ya no my ocd rmemeber she says shed drink some from it and then i could becuz were liek made from the same stuff so same body,,, and like how can i explain in a concise way that ya u can drink it fine but u r not me with stupid brain disease that doesnt care for logical conclusions and that no we dont have the same body were not even related and the fact i was vomiting for like an entire day not too long ago so my brain has been pretty weird abt it since,, and i cant so i instead say smth like,, no were not the same body and i was sick at christmas and i would still feel ill or throw up because my brain placebo would still fuck it up

she still pushes me to just drink from the fountain cuz its not a big issue but like to me it is,, another friend had a water bottle and offered me some amd that end the conversation so thank god they were there otherwise id have to argue my own thoughts to someone,,, do you srsly think i want my actions to b this illogical,, no i want to just live and be able to carry on without brain worms controlling what i can and cant do

but like its so frustrating to have to argue logic and reason with my own brain,, i dont want to have to have the same arguement with a friend that cant seem to understand how much it affects me because im not currently screaming crying and cutting my limbs off

and it sucks becuz shes like the only person i an talk to but she just doesnt understand and doesnt seem to care

my finger has a cut on it at the moment,, similar to my toe,, and its fucking with my brain,, only thing i can rlly think of,, but i cant talk to the one person i can talk to becuz its just an annoyance to her and i should just get iver it,,, not like i can feel other pain in parts of my body that my brain is relating to it and not like i had to convince myself that my gums were a normal colour (they were) and not blue black,,,, but i cant even just b like o ya my brain thinks im dying can u distracct me cuz shes just be weird about my mental health and bring it up later as a joke

but i dont rlly joke abt my ocd,, i make some nokes abt having it but not my actual symptoms and i feel weird eevn fully talking abt it in case someone find out, doesnt take it serious and doesn something on purpose to spite/upset me,, so for her to make jokes abt my symptoms without even showsing any sympathy while im going through them just fukcing sucks,,, and like ive not daid anything bcuz idk how to breatch that topic,,,,, ummm i think u dont care abt my mental health and it makes me not want to ever talk to u abt it but at the same time ur the only person i can talk to abt it and the jokes make me super uncomfy please inhenrently knpw what my brain needs thanks,, i just,, ik shell be like sorry im not good at reading ppl so i didnt realise cuz thats what she said abt the van gogh and me boiling water foot thing ,,,, like babes u know abt my asd and ocd and im currently telling u abt my distressing thoughts,,, thats not people skills im fucking telling u im going through it like RIGHT NOW and u just do not care

ok this rant was bigger than i thought,, oop

my arm aches now and i need to frind smth to ditract me from the urge to chop ny finger off 🙃🙃🙃

#long post #rant about my asd and ocd and my friend

[pumpkinofthedale]

a theory i entertained: kankri at the christmas party but he thinks it's the norm for humans to wear multiple layers of clothes for christmas. but see, hes Evil. dude carefully avoided porrim so shes not there to force him into sweaters, so he wears several layers of pants instead and unintentionally strikes horror into all who gaze upon him. is oblivious to this bc of course he is everyone there is participating in cultural appropriation except uhhh, him, obviously. he tries to find cronus to tell him he's wrong for throwing a human holiday party without consulting sensitivity groups but can't find him, so he accidentally gets wasted on the eggnog and drunkly bitches to whoever's adjacent instead. possibly this includes marvus at one point who is like "damn man, whack" before leaving him there to keep suckling down eggnog like the miserable wreck of a man he is am i warm or cold???

Honestly not far off. He doesn't get toasted on eggnog though because soporifics are hedonistic and if you partake in them you are willingly lowering your inhibitions making you more prone to behaviors that could hurt others. Also drinking alcohol could upset recovering alcoholics and cause them to fall back on their old ways blahblahblahblah

However roxy 100% gave him a weed brownie to chill hte fukc out dude which he was at first very upset by because he is a righteously angie boy but its christmas and you cant turn down a gift but he also isn't about to eat something in public because that could trigger someone with an ED so he will have it when he goes home. However he still rants to every single person who will sit still long enough for him to waddle his way over to in his 50 layers of clothes which he is sweating profusely in in that 80 degree house. He definitely tries to tell off Eridan and Cronus but Vriska and Terezi dunk on him whenever he gets close to their friend group so he tried to find Cronus

He ends up complaining to mspar who patiently listens to him rant

#dalish mail #good endings only #poor mspar

[cherrymagik]

on the commission

I was going to talk about it in an older post but then i realized there was just too much I wanted to talk about so here’s my thoughts

Again, SPOILERS + DISCLAIMER, CW for blood/gore and death mentions

I know the tv show is an adaptation of the comics and it should not be a word for word copy of the original comics, but basically changing the WHOLE world is something that is kinda hard to overlook. And one of the main things that was changed in the show was the commission (which is actually called the TEMPS AETRRNALIS in the comic but I am just nitpicking here idrc). As I talked about in another post, the umbrella academy show has a tendency to remove all fantastical or otherworldly aspects from the comics and replaces them with more average stuff. They decided to keep the commission tho (since it would have definitely been too hard to replace) but in doing so they transformed it into something completely different

The Handler: she is a tv show exclusive character. Never appears in the comics and no, she did not recruit Five (he was captured while he was time traveling and also for the record Five had some good times in the apocalypse) I also want to take time to point out the antisemitic traits in her character and how harmful this is (especially since she had ZERO business existing in the first place but whatever 🙄) and i am going to be VERY petty here but UGH EVERYTIME I HEARD HER SPEAK SPANISH I WAS LIKE 🤬🤬🤬 THATS NOT EVEN A REAL SAYING YOU FUKCING IDIOT JUST STOP IT!!! I SWEAR IF I HAVE TO HEAR YOUR TERRIBLE SPANISH AGAIN I WILL [REDACTED]

Carmichael/AJ: Yeah he’s the goldfish guy... im gonna be honest I did NOT like him in the show he felt too out of place and his including was too forced. In the comics you don’t really question it (there are weirder stuff than a talking goldfishh) but tuatv world is so blerg seeing Carmichael there is off putting. He doesn’t belong there and frankly his cameos was more of a "pleasing the comic fans" strategy imo (same way with the Hargreeves being an alien revelation it was more a "look!!! We read the comics too!!! We know he was an alien!!!" but at this point it felt too out of place and forced and made no sense in the plot). Also also:

See one of the main themes in tua is personal identity/humanity and it’s somethings all of the siblings struggle with throughout all three volumes, but Five's specifically is lineked directly with the commission -> they performed a surgery where they inserted the dna of the most notorious killers into him. This page in particular illustrates my point perfectly "you cut out my humanitywith a scalpel" is such a raw line and by reducing the commission to just "the bad guys" in the show takes away so much depth from Five's character. *i would like to point out the commission had nothing to do with apocalypse suite they only wanted to retrieve a rouge agent and save the world (even tho they had to kill JFK to do so). Five is an assassin, the line between human and animal is blurry (*insert parallels o Diego and Luther here*) and he’s been living for some 50+ years COMPLETELY ALONE... like that would make anyone go at least a little bit crazy. (and the whole "im sorry i gave you such a hard time as a kid" speech is BULLSHIT AND COMPLETELY OOC Five has been a little bitch his whole life

*click images to view*

DON'T try to tell me THIS MAN would ever apologize to Hargreeves, especially because he had no reason to apologize)

Hazel and Cha Cha: ok this ones are a little bit sensite and more complicated because I get why they would tone down their characters; they can be disturbing and that wouldn’t sit well with most viewers, BUT at the same time why change them completely? I loved them in the comics, they were, in their own crazy way, funny (read Hazel and Cha Cha dave Christmas and you’ll get what I mean)

Exhibit a we see Cha Cha absolutely down with becoming a scout girl just so he can get cookies:

Exhibit b: they were just these crazy assassins, absolute chaos, probably shared a single brain cell. They seriously thought the best way to kill Five was to end the world? Come on they are absolutely nuts

But the show didn’t even make them at least a little bit crazy... they didn’t even have them wear the masks :( why? And Hazel’s plot w/ agnes? Idk seemed a bit weird to me bc they try to show you he’s "good"? but at the same time he has no real problem killing/torturing other people??? To me including them in s1 was just bad writing, the writers tried to cram too much of the comics into s1 and then were left with very little to work with in s2

I like the fact that we do get to see more of the commission in the tv show compared to the comics, but just like with most aspects of the world it’s watered down, it’s too normal ig

Look at these panels from the Hazel and Cha Cha spin-off:

Look at the agents in panel 2! I mean, there’s a skull! Is that a robot?! What’s tat thing in the mask in the background?

Now look at this panel from Dallas:

They’re fighting robots! Look at how much more interesting the design for the agents are!!! There’s no uniforms, they’re (most likely) not all humanIt’s so much more interesting and weird! And in such a normal world they have in the comics the commission doesn’t sit well, and it feels so boring after reading the comics. In Number Five's own words:

this is what the commission is supposed to be, but in the tv show they’re just this bland agency that’s only there to create conflict and keep the plot going

#ua comics #dallas #the umbrella academy #number five #the commission

[vampire-overlord]

i am currently looking at old dms and just, upsetting myself lol <//3 

bc!! we used to be so close and. now we’re,,. strangers. 

and i know everything about them but. i also know nothing.

we used to get in “i love you more” arguments and randomly text each other in the middle of the night and i named their fucking bird i helped name them litersly fucking name themselves and now we’re nothing to each other

and yeah it’s my fault but. you know me. dumb bitch can;t accept responsibilit y for anything. 

i know you so so well. you trusted me with your deadname, we sent packages to each other, we sent christmas gifts and birthday gifts and i still have your fucking hoodie and then one day i wake up to you saying “I’m sending your hoodie back”

i’m gonna. i’m gonna i’m gonna

nothing

gonna do nothing because i never do and you know this, you know me better than my literal fucking boyfriend used to

and now!! now, what even am i??? i’ve changed myself so mcuh to the point where i can’t even recognize myself anymore

who am i

and why

why did i feel the need to chnage what it meant to be me

changed my entire sense of self so that it might match what they percieve

there’s no depth to my person i’m just a mess

there’s no depth to my life either i’m just drowning in stress

seeing you text back so coldly makes my fucking heart want to shatter and if you see this, if you fucking see this no you didn’t you know who you are and youre not allowed to say a thing if you want to get rid of me so bad then fine. do it. fukcing do it but don’t just leabe me here to die don;t just lead me on make me think we still have a chance i wouldve literally fucking married you if you asked

we were,,

we were gonna live together, have a life

it was an idle dream but we were gonna get a dog and a house and move somewhere where there’s l;ot sof snow like canada or alaska and you made fun of me for not being able to walk in the snow without shoes

did you know i can do that now, by the way

although, thats a stupid question. of cours4 you don’t, of course you wouldn’t because we don’t even know each other any more

and i miss that

and i miss you

and i’m sorry that i made you feel like i don’t care

i’m sorry i made you feel like i’m never there

i’m sorry i got so mad over the smallest things, harmless jokes and foolish thoughts

i’m sorry this is how it ends

i’m sorry it ever even had to end

but time isn’t forever, nothing is, and if this couldn’t last i feel like maybe nothing ever will

and i’m sorry

and i love you

#vent #ish ig #twink talks #if you know who this is about no you don't <3

[koiyyo]

DRV3 “modern” au HCS!

-modern au where students of hopes peak academy don’t have ultimates and don’t take part of the killings games. but they daily lives reflect their ultimates n’ stuff!    -mod corn

so like, mod irusu here, i hijacked corn’s modern au then made some headcanons for v3

kaede akamatsu

 - famous pianist!  - does a bunch of music for movies  - still very humble and close to her old friends from high school/college  - takes her time to talk to everyone who recognizes her on the street

shuichi saihara

 - private investigator  - does a bunch of work all the time and usually gets overworked ;;  - he knows his limits though  - used to be affiliated with kyoko’s detective company but decided to do his own thing  - rly enjoys working by himself

kaito momota

 - still an astronaut trainee!  - he decided to slow down on the race to space and does a lot of motivational talks  - very wholesome  - hangs out with shuichi a lot  - dedicated to making everyone happy  - attempts to make a class reunion every week even though they are all still friends

maki harukawa

 - still an assassin  - doesn’t do many more jobs anymore though and chooses to spend her free time being a substitute teacher at schools  - kids love her for some reason  - usually forced to babysit

tenko chabashira

 - yoga class teacher!!  - she also teaches a women’s self defence class  - somehow manages to flirt with all of the people taking her classes  - probably an activist too  - goes to a lot of protests  - very vocal about her beliefs she’s trying her best to make the world a safe place for her lady friends

angie yonaga

 - famous artist  - she incorporates a lot of her culture into her paintings which people live for  - she uses all mediums and takes commissions  - specializes in portraits for people  - that one extra friend that paints one thing for everyone on christmas and their birthdays

himiko yumeno

 - travelling magician  - she travels around japan doing magic tricks and stuff  - she uses all the basic magic tricks but what really gets her popular is her insistence she’s a mage, and how there’s not a noticeable way to disprove her magic  - very happy doing what she does  - she goes to kid’s birthday parties!  - lets the birthday kid pet her dove which she brings around japan with her

kokichi ouma

 - still leader of dice  - probably rigs the vending machines to drop all the goods randomly for one lucky person just to make them happy  - roommates with rantaro  - takes care of the house when he’s off travelling  - still a rat  - annoys shuichi on the job but shuichi is honestly desensitized to it  - occasionally helps

rantaro amami

 - adventurer  - he travels to look for his sisters still, but brings back a bunch of random stuff for his friends  - he doesn’t let any of his friends come with him and they are convinced he is secretly in the mafia bc of this  - saves a bunch of animals like in those dodo videos  - legally or illegally,,,,

miu iruma

 - inventor  - she makes a lot of sex toys for amusement that will literally never be used in sexual activity ever bc of their stupidity  - makes a bunch of things to make her friends laugh/annoyed  - roommates with keebo  - helps him out with repairs

gonta gokuhara

 - he’s an entomologist still but also does a lot of work that helps wild animals  - he usually has like fifty exotic animals in his house and backyard at a time, taking care of them then rereleasing them  - he also has his bugs, which also crowds the house  - he loves all of his “roommates” equally

ryoma hoshi

 - literally nobody knows where he went  - he disappeared from existence???  - still alive though probably

kirumi tojo

 - a famous maid that’s sought after  - she usually doesn’t stay in one place for very long, but does her best to serve the people she needs to serve  - she still loves her friends and frequently visits

korekiyo shinguji

 - anthropologist  - literally vanishes for years on end, appears when it’s his friend’s birthdays, stays for like a week, then vanishes  - literally a cryptid

k1-b0

 - very enthusiastic about robot rights  - lives with miu  - he helps her out with her inventions best he can!  - he also attempted to get a normal person job but when he spilled coffee on himself one day then the next day accidentally killed all the flowers in makoto’s flower shop he decided that letting miu deal with having the jobs was best  - feels bad for not being able to help pay rent

tsumugi shirogane

 - she makes a bunch of cosplays and really enjoys going to cons  - literally has a backpack specifically for all of her pins and keychains she got over the years  - really enthusiastic about sharing anime with her friends  - one person she doesn’t like on the internet is hifumi  - fukc hifumi  - big fan of junko’s fashion and gets her cloth and fabrics from the same supplier as her

there we go, that’s all of them!

(holy shit when could i make the text rainbow)

try to guess who are my favorites from this post lmao

mod irusu out

#shuichi saihara #kaito momota #ryoma hoshi #rantaro amami #korekiyo shinguji #gonta gokuhara #kokichi ouma #k1-b0 #kirumi tojo #himiko yumeno #maki harukawa #tenko chabashira #tsumugi shirogane #angie yonaga #miu iruma #kaede akamatsu #danganronpa v3 #danganronpa v3 headcanons #danganronpa #mod irusu

[adhdusagi]

Princess Tutu episodes 11-13

Episode 11 - La Sylphide

Okay this is DEFINITELY a different narrator, pardon me while I look this up on imdb

Okay so imdb knows nothing about Princess Tutu but Wikipedia DOES and there ARE two narrators I FUCKING KNEW IT GIVE ME MY ANGRY NARRATOR BACK

Oh and I also learned that the reason they call Mytho “Muto” in the dub is because… that’s literally how his name is pronounced in Japanese. So where did “Mytho” come from then?

Anyway time to actually watch the show

I have decided to watch this episode with subtitles to see if it will tell me what the music is, because it now tells me that the music at the end of the theme song is Tchaikovsky’s “Waltz of the Flowers”

AHA! Beethoven’s “Coriolan Overture”!!! (I still don’t know what that means though)

I think this is the first time Fakir has actually done ballet in this show

Okay this is so freakin weird, the subtitles say Mytho

But the subtitles are not telling me what this song is that seems to be Duck’s theme song and is also in the Eloise Christmas Movie

Pike is literally just squeaking

It’s not telling me what this song is either but it’s PERFECT for Fakir and Duck finally talking about the Tale

akdskfhlkahflkdah I love it when the music in this show keeps playing over different scenes that have the same mood

Like I know that’s probably a basic thing but this show does it so well

Wait has Edel talked to Rue before and I just forgot??

oooh I don’t like the way Edel moved her head just then

Cheer up, Kraehe!

Dross I will literally pay u to stop

Wait did I misidentify Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy or did the subtitles? Or is it all the same song? I MUST CHECK IMMEDIATELY

No, it’s definitely the one I thought it was, which is the one Mytho is dancing to all the time

Kay I turned the subs off cause they were starting to go out of sync

WHOS THE LADY IN THE TRENCHCOAT

Thats the cutest

Mytho wants to know what Tutu thinks of him, but he’s fine if his gift just makes her happy

Rueeeeeeeeeeeeee stop stabbing your boyfriend

Rue literally just stop

“How delightful! How terrible!” Dross why do I feel like this is just your entire approach to life

Episode 12 - Banquet of Darkness

“Don’t you remember the festival?” ugh just take my whole heart

I already know it happened but Kraehe and Dross not only actually talking but striking a deal is aslfdkjfalfhal PANIC

How did she even do that??? Cause the only time Dross and Ahiru have ever had like an actual conversation is when Dross used his “door of time” but Dross is still in the clock dimention and Kraehe is talking to him?? Can she even hear his replies??? Or is she just that confident that she knows what they’ll be????

SEE THEY EVEN TRICK YOU INTO THINKING MR CAT IS MYTHO BY PLAYING DANCE OF THE SUGARPLUM FAIRY CAUSE THATS MYTHO’S SONG

NO ONE EVEN SAYS THAT THEY JUST KNOW AND YOU JUST KNOW

Duck you would know this stuff if you just read the book

Probably doesn’t want to cause basically the only thing she knows about it is what happens to Princess Tutu and if she’s already trying to avoid that what’s the point of reading the rest of it?

DREAM TEAM

aaahaha they’re playing another Carnival of the Animals over Fakir realizing Ahiru is the Duck he met, it is Hens and Roosters and it’s goofy and comedic and perfect

Oh and the one I couldn’t think of last time was Kangaroos

I love them

They are holding hands

BUT THEN ALSO THEY BOTH CARE ABOUT MYTHO SO MUUUUUUUCH I’M FEELINGS

Episode 13 - Swan Lake

Aaaaaaaaaaalso hulu’s episode descriptions call him Mythos what is this nonsense

OHHHHHHHHHH THE TREE THING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE LOOKS LIKE HOW THEY ALWAYS DRAW THE RAVEN’S CLAW THAT’S WHAT IT WAS

FUKC THEY ARE PLAYING THE SWAN FROM THE CARNIVAL OF THE ANIMALS WHY DO YOU WANT TO SHATTER MY HEART TOO

I know this is a serious scene and all but why does Mytho’s sword turn into two birds

Nooooooooooooo Duck

PRINCESS TUTU STOPPED THE BACKGROUND MUSIC

I GASPED OUT LOUD EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT HAPPENED

NOOOOOO DON’T PLAY THE THEME SONG OVER THIS MOMENT I WILL 

C R Y

I HAD TO TAKE PICTURES OF ALL OF THIS

Also Fakir smiling sadly

Okay I can get back to Tokyo Mew Mew now

#princess tutu watch #BIG SPOILERS LOTS OF SPOILERS #akdsdlkfjksalhfl #i'm feelings

[ghosty-schnibibit]

very late night taz liveblog under the cut! ^o^

i have seen exactly one (1) spoiler for this episode and it was a drawing of the boys in christmas-y elf costumes, i am hyped

no worries griffin i will love taz no matter the audio quality

aww sweet griffin is dming again :D

that's not that blown out- welp i immediately take it back, clint's "WHAT" was deafening, time to scoot the volume on my laptop down a lil bit

ooooo, spooky

NEW PHANDALIN AAAAA

okay but is new phandalin built on the giant sapphire circle? that would be so feckin cool omg

"or find treasure for taako to squirrel away" pfffff

right into the jokes, bless you travis

waiting to see who's gonna show up this show, high hopes after lup showed up in the last one

aww merle

oh shit D:

"i have painted myself into a corner narratively" maggie ilu

JESUS MAGNUS YOU DUMBASS

"weave your tapestry again"

taako you don't have the umbrastaff any more this is post canon

the only way i can rationalize this is either a) taako got the umbrastaff repaired and lup was like “sure, fuck, you keep the fuckin thing, it probably won’t eat you,” b) he made a brand new one (presumably w/o sister eating capabilities) because he was so used to it, or c) justin just can’t fuckin remember that taako doesn’t have it anymore and every time he mentions the staff it’s just taako’s wand or the KrEpStAr

TAAKO YOU HAVEN’T HAD SPELL SHAPING SINCE THE FIRST ARC

“who knows when this takes place?” i want to know travis 

“finish the puzzle... you monsters“ you set it up trav  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aww merle :’)

maggie you absolute dumbass i love you

DID MAGNUS JUST FUCKING KILL SANTA

griffin’s santa voice is the funniest goddamn thing omg

“a little joke“ is santa related to final pam

merle ilu

all i can think of now is how the existence of santa in the taz universe  solves the plot hole of how the fuck barry got the boys the ipre badges

“seeing as i am now dead as disco” so faerun had a disco faze... new headcanon, kravitz is/was into disco 

HOLIDAY BAG OF HOLDING

griffin is so proud of himself for thwarting merle and it’s the best

BVAEGNLNLLKLKSDKLLS I’’M FUKCING DYING OMG TAAKO

aww, poor merle :(

retribution B)

“oh god i love these liveshows“ me too clint, me too

... jeff angel???

“i wanted bird friends but they sound mean“ aww maggie

I’M SCREAMING THEY KILLED SANTA AND NOW THEY’RE GONNA KILL FROSTY AND HIS FRIEND

welp, taako and merle are useless for this fight :/

yeaaah chance lance B)

nooooo chance lance B(

“i want you to stop” griffin this boy is not gonna get this puzzle

merle is just having a shit time so far

i love these goofy goofy boys

MERLE NO

YEEEAH GO TAAKO

“thank you dad, my dad, human dad“ pfff

oh shit this sounds creepy as all fucking hell

aaand we have our competent woman for the evening!

for once, taako is the only one going by his real name 

MAGGIE YOU ASSHOLE

i need to see this scene drawn out so bad

what the fuck is going on

HIS NAME IS JIMMY

bertha’s voice sounds like a combo of roswell and noelle

“i’m not fuckin’ sephiroth i’m a toy dude“ 

this sounds like a super pretty place for a fight

awww, he’s just a cute lil kiddo :’(

oh my god maggie

hell yeah, ice skate battle :D

“I’M GONNA DUCK YOU UP” HYPE

GARYL :D

GARYL THE REINDEER

i love this so much omg

what the flying fuck

SINCE WHEN CAN GARYL DO DAMAGE?

i’m siding with justin on this one and i’ve never seen die hard

somebody in the audience is just screaming “YES IT IS” oh my god

“cake eater was the handsome boy“ i love this

welp, they’re all gonna die :|

chance lance getting a bunch of action today, hell yeah

there it is, there’s the moneymaker

“it’s short for upsy” i will never be able to unthink that every time i mail anything ever

i forgot how many hps magnus has but he needs a heal bad

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MERLE??? GUNDREN IS DEAD SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY AND THE GAUNTLET DOESN’T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE, WHAT THE FUCK MERLE?????

what the shit, what the absolute shit. what the hell

somewhere on the ethereal plane, istus mutters “what the fuck”

love the slow clap there

“CRISPY DUCK“ 

welp, magnus is fucking dead :V

i need to draw merle leaping away from the fire all magestic

god i love these silly, silly boys

“you have solved my duck puzzle“

he’s just got bertha on his shoulder like junior :’)

clint’s just crushing it with the santa voice omg

there’s still like ten minutes left and i’m nervous about how the fuck this is going to end holy shit

awww this is so cute

MERLE DO NOT TRY TO PROSELYTIZE TO THIS BABY

IS MERLE GOING TO GIVE AWAY ANGUS WHAT THE FUCK

does this mean jewish ango is canon??? i don’t know but i’m keeping it as a headcanon either way

“i guess???“ griffin was so blindsided by this turn of events 

they just fuckin kidnapped ango what the hell

ango my baby, my precious baby who i love

“pen pals“ maggie is trying to save his boy i love this

well that escalated quickly

what the hell even? is the geography of taz’s faerun??? where phanalin is right next to a) wave echo cave b) barry’s lich cave c) the felicity wilds and by extension wonderland and d) a giant ass ice field?????

clint i fucking love you

good luck partying in new phandalin with a literal child in tow

so does merle not have a fucking beard now 

WAIT SO IS MERLE JUST SANTA FOREVER NOW

there’s that good good theme song :’)

well that was feckin hysterical and i can’t wait for the new arc next week! goodnight everybody! 

#taz #taz spoilers #the adventure zone #this was so good

[shipandcompass]

tagged by @harrysdamnthighs thanks bby 💕

Zodiac Sign? leo

Which of the 7 Deadly Sins fits you best? sloth maybe? idk i’m a lazy bithc

When picking a brownie, do you pick the middle, side, or corner piece? corner

Ocean or Space? BOTH

Let’s play fuck, marry, kill! Pick a character you would fuck, a character you would marry, and a character you would kill (They don’t have to be from the same fandom):

Marry: Tony Stark

Fuck: ;;;

Kill: that one popular guy in one punch man, amai mask or whatever, yeah fucK him

When it comes to sound, which is prettier: Violin or Piano? piano

List your OTP’s here, as many as you can think of! KATARA AND ZUKO SHOULD’VE BEEN END GAME

What color lightsaber would you have? blue

What is your aesthetic? punk I guess

Hogwarts house? slytherin

Which one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse do you think you could totally be/want to be? wat

What’s something that can always make you laugh? the peepee poopoo man

Aliens or ghosts? just fukc me up

If you could live in any past era, what one would it be? 80s maybe

Would you ever swim with sharks? hell yeaH

What’s your favorite word? pulpo

Favorite band? one direction, green day

Fire or ice? ice

Light or dark? dark

What’s your favorite romantic trope? enemies to lovers

What’s your favorite quote of all time? “the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” - patrick star

What’s your favorite holiday? HALLOWEEN

How far would you go to keep the person or thing you love the most? never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

Who or what are you most loyal to? my nephew, my girlfriend, my best friend, all the useless shit that I collect

What’s your favorite flower? tulips maybe

Favorite amusement park ride? I don’t have one but I love water rides

Favorite board game? mouse trap?

What’s your favorite meme? spongebob memes

Favorite ice cream flavor? cookie dough

Disney character you are going to FIGHT: I’M LOOKING AT YOU GASTON

Last book you read/book you are currently reading: I just started reading a dance with dragons

What characters are your “children,” so to speak? I have too many but the only one I can think of rn is my ugly son klaus from some dating game (which I’ve never even played) but my best friend and I saw him and we decided he has a face only a mother could love so we adopted him

Favorite comic series? the invinCIBLE IRON MAN

Favorite Tim Burton movie? the nightmare before christmas

What character, and it can only be one character, do you ship yourself with? I’ve been in love with sesshomaru from inuyasha for like 10 years so

any of y’all are free to do this I h8 trying to think of who to tag

[jewelovee]

LIFE UPDATE

Tumblr is freaking great and I feel shitty for being hiatus for months. So before the ride of sentimental ish stuff begin again, here's a life update this blog deserves.

What urges me to come back is because

one, my friends who matter are here, and its kind of fine if they read "me" here

two, i need an outlet and a keeper of magic moments

[ eto na dami sinabi ]

I spent a week during the sementral break alone in the room. That means, I have to take care of my food which taught me cooking can be fun even though the results are weird (bad) at times. Also, it was my most fucked up sleeping routine ever. Most of it are spent watching series all night and sleeping during daytime.

I think that semestral break triggered the motherfucking sad. Maybe because I was alone all the time, so I have much more time to question my existence and if im really up to no good.

Nov 29, my mom knows. It was 4 am, I told her, I barely said the words between sobs.

My ate knows, emem knows, my friends know. I've never felt so supported and what did I do to deserve these people in my life? im just so thankful tbh

I feel like DICE (the squad) are getting closer everyday. We had this random deep talk at Ryan's dorm last week and it felt so genuine and raw which we dont really show to each other often. It was a precious moment for us, also adding up those very random food trips that ends up leaving in full tummy and empty wallets, but its fine, those moments will matter in the end over the spent money

There's this one time after finishing church, we went to stroll on this mall nearby and ended up in Miniso. I saw this very cute reindeer stuffed toy that reminds me of Christmas which im so much hyped up, btw. It wasnt really the "reindeer" look but it was more kind of the comfort it brought me the first time I held it. Mama wouldnt buy it and so instead of being angry at her (im such a bitch daughter btw but im trying to be better), ive decided to save my baon to buy that 300 pesos comfort.

My ate bought it for me. But nonetheless, Im finally holding it right now here in my room. His name's Christmas.

7. And our room's somehow on a pretty state right now. I've decorated it with wallpapers, fairy lights, a mood board and other nice stuff ive pinned on the wall. It was so exhausting but totes worth it as it enhances the living experience in this four-walled house. Anddd the lights are fukcing calming!!

That's all.

Well, there are still a bunch of small moments that I didnt include in this blog. But in here, I think, are the majoy stuff so we gotta deal with this, whoever you are. Newsflash. I'm still inconsistent but im less paranoid about it. I realized I dont have to spend a lot of times figuring it all out because life's more exciting if there are some cases unanswered. And idk, maybe we're all really not going to figure it all out? Now, im just trying to make the most out of what's in here, im not doing a perfect job but im trying, and I think its still beautiful this way.

I might sound sarcastic when I say this, to whoever you are and to myself, but im feeling this excitement about what's life going to be the next days, weeks, forever. The motherfucking sad is still here. But I wont demand for a life-long happiness, just on random times as my reward for holding on.

Anyway, Christmas is coming!! I sound so childish but I love it. Im coming back home next week 🎄✨

[girlbossblackbeard]

infinityonmilehigh replied to your post “like in that Christmas party kitchen scene from ep 10 of s1 isak 110%...”

alright I've been seeing this skam everywhere and I'm feeling left out, should I watch it?? seems like it has a good amount of Gay™

first of all, holy shit Y E S. the way the show is structured is that each season focuses on one character’s arc, so season one is about Eva, season two is about Noora, season three is about the most beautiful soft sweaterboy ever created in the history of television (Isak), and the current (and heartbreakingly last) season is about Sana. So not only is there a good amount of Gay ™ there is literally an entire season dedicated to it, specifically.

second of all, the show itself is so well put-together? like if i were ever to write and direct a show, skam is exactly how it would turn out to be. there’s such a great meld of cinematography and music intertwined and it’s just overall really engaging and beautiful. i stand by my opinion that the end of ep 9 in s3 is legitimately one of the most beautifully crafted scenes in tv, ever. it’s so fukcing good

third of all, because i don’t have any other friends who watch the show, you should absolutely talk to me about it if you decide to watch it!! i’d love to hear all your thoughts about it!! you don’t have to but im here if you want to!

and most importantly, you can watch s1-3 and whatever has been released so far for s4 here:  https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B4_tljy06u8UVlc0RmF5ek9hTnM

this has all the eps with english subtitles so if you don’t speak norwegian you can know what the fuck is actually going on! (side note: if you ever open the link and there are season/music folders and/or episode files missing, just reload the page and they should pop back up. for some reason google drive will sometimes just...not display them?)

you didn’t know what you were getting into when you asked me this so apologies for me dumping all of my thoughts on you lmao

#infinityonmilehigh #skam

[phanalyzing-blog]

my thoughts on the new video

* i like dan’s shirt * tinkering discourse, phil’s comment “would you like to tinker in my toolbox” if this is 2017 i never want it to end * “let’s get tinking” why does dan say the word let’s like an australian? * they talked about christmas next year ok so we know theyre not stopping the sims series anytime soon lmao * phil winked? i thought he “couldn’t” wink? all men do is lie im telling you * phil laughing at dan voicing dab and saying “mum youre shit feed me hoe”. quality! * 4:45-4:55 talking about couple showers and couple toilets.. does this mean they dont shower together- im. fukc,, * TALKING ABOUT PHIL BEING HANGRY all these jumpcuts?? wtf? * talking ab the smelly computer dan starting to say “my computer” but correcting himself. “my-OUR computer phil continues to call it dan’s computer? idk. * phil making jokes about geoffery and dil "hey i woke up smelling the scent of you dil and i can’t get it out of my head” he’s really gotten rid of that heteronormative mindset im proud * when asking the old lady to leave, phil verbally mirrors dan twice in a row. dan says “sorryyy” phil repeats it in the same tone, then dan says “ayyy” and phil repeats it in the same tone. hm. just something i noticed * phil describes pooping level 10, when dan corrects him he gets all flustered it’s cute aw * “phil’s still on pooping level 4, he’s a bad housemate”.. housemate. lmao what * the way dan looks at phil when dab has a nightmare i * right before phil says i think i only wet the bed once…etc.?? there was a jump cut and dan was rolling his eyes um. calm down pls * when phil says he feels like he should say hi to one of the coworkers and dan says nO but does it anyway? i feel like i should have so much to say but nothing is coming to mind * the way dan looks at phil after he starts singing “the future is here” * i spy with my little eye a heart eyes howell at the jumpcut around 13:50 * deppy arguing over whether or not to sell the toilet or replace their old one and then dan just sells it anyway.. phil’s face.. he was lowkey mad.. me too bud. philphobia is real * when phil said “i ffffff….rickin love it.” ,,you can do it honey i believe in you *when dan said “punch me god” and then phil punched dan.. and dan said? “you’re not god your punches are worth nothing” ?? shut the fuck up fatty * phil just kind of leaned closer and closer to dan throughout the video im surprised he wasnt on his lap by the end

#videoanalyses #i was too lazy to write an essay #so i just pasted in my notes #danandphilgames #dapg #phan #danisnotonfire #amazingphil

[leyvemealone-blog]

1 february 2018

I got through January. I don’t remember if I banged my head last month, I don’t think I did. I know I did around christmas, so maybe I went a month without doing it. Something today triggered it. I was driving and missed the turn 3 times and I don’t think i’ve hit myself with my fist so hard before. I didn’t want to break the window. I wanted to break it and fly through it, letting it slice my body so I feel all the pain i deserve to feel right before I die. I dont’ know why my brain tells me I deserve a punishment when i fuck up. someitmes hitting is a punishment, other times its the only thing to shut up my brain. but maybe i’m punishing myseolf then for upsetting my father or for letting myself get affefcted. idk. fuck its hard to type right nwo . we ended up tlaking about david at travis’s with michael and maybe all the emotions and memories from that got brough up, before I almost cried while at the house because all the emotions were coming back to me. i hate telling elisabeth nothing has changed. i hate having no updates for her. but this family doesn’t do anything. it just. i really don’t fukcing know what this “family” is aboout. hitting my head is probaly only making this worse and happen more often. i don’t wna t thsi anymore. my brain can’t take any of this . I’m just so tired and stressed and i’m afraid its going to make me fail or just shut away from everything. school is so fucking stressful and ominous. i’m not ready for this. my heart and mind arent’ read y for any of this.

[headcanons-everywhere]

[1:28:24 AM] BabaShook™: (:

[1:51:54 AM] Brown-Sugar Daddy™: dude whatever happened to this max and tray draw u were working on

[1:57:29 AM] BabaShook™: HAHA SEE ABOUT THAT

[1:57:30 AM] BabaShook™: i was

[1:57:36 AM] BabaShook™: i was thinking abt that recently

[1:57:39 AM] BabaShook™: n i kinda

[1:57:47 AM] BabaShook™: scrapped it i think

#alexander #daniel #jace #terrence #emitt #josh #maximus #tray

[chrisdonefinessing-blog]

Talking to a stranger

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BUILD THAT WALL!!

You: BUILD THAT WALL!!

Stranger: what?

You: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!

You: DON'T YOU AGREE?

Stranger: how old are you

You: like 5

You: and a half

Stranger: lol

You: Nah man wassup girl

You: how are you?

Stranger: do you like getting stoned

You: Hell yea

You: you got something?

Stranger: what time is it whereever you are

Stranger: nah i'm just stoned

You: 15:00

You: And I'm sitting at home on omegl

You: My life is great

Stranger: are you spreading weird propaganda about trump

Stranger: on omegle

You: Hell yea thats my dog

You: Don't you agree with him?

You: I just think that the world should belong to us white people you know

You: We gotta stick together imma right?

Stranger: you think im white?

You: Looks pretty white too me?

Stranger: cool

You: Where you from then?

Stranger: Singapore

You: Oh shit

You: Just like my ucnle

Stranger: lmaooooooooooooo

Stranger: i'm gonna take a hit k

You: You got a bong?

You: hahahaha

You: Oh shit you one of them cute girls, that look all innocent

You: But you lowkey bad as fuck

You: I love that

Stranger: such a stoner

You: Hahaha man I could use a hit too

You: Oh damn

You: You took that real nice

You: SO how do you get weed and stuff in singapor?

Stranger: i dont live in singapore

You: Oh so where do live?

Stranger: where you from

You: Try and guess

Stranger: US?

You: Nah

You: No ones ever guesses it right

You: It's in europe

Stranger: europe

Stranger: ah

Stranger: uk

Stranger: ?

You: Sort of close

Stranger: how old are you anywway

You: We have shit weather just like them

You: 18

Stranger: im in melboune

You: AND A HALF

Stranger: talk about shit weather

You: Oh ofcourse

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: im 19

You: Ain't it like summer in australia?

Stranger: yeah

You: That must be trippy as hell

You: So it's warm af during christmas?

Stranger: pretty much

You: You're wild

Stranger: just love my weed

You: Do you often just sit and get high by yourself?

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: my friends

Stranger: arent here

Stranger: so i decided

Stranger: to stumble upon this place

Stranger: hoping its not a dick

Stranger: or a bot

You: How you know I'm not a bot?

You: or a dick

Stranger: nah as in

Stranger: a lot of people are just

Stranger: dick pics

Stranger: or dick cams

Stranger: whatever

You: Are yea I get it

You: It's like gay porn on here

Stranger: yeah

You: Is it late?

Stranger: yes

You: In melbourne

Stranger: 1.11

Stranger: am

You: Sunday?

Stranger: monday morning

You: Don't you have school tomorrow

You: ?

Stranger: yes

You: That fucking sick

Stranger: the key to people not thinking youre stoned

Stranger: is to be stoned all the time

You: You is smart

You: Gotta remember that one

You: You often stoned in school?

Stranger: anecdotes you learn from omegle

Stranger: done it before

Stranger: dont do it in tutorials

Stranger: tho

Stranger: dont recommend it

Stranger: ahahha

Stranger: esp the discussive ones

You: Hahaahah

Stranger: get too slow

You: Man why don't girls like you attend my school

Stranger: stoner girls?

You: Litterally half my class thinks weed is the devil cabage

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: devil cabbage

Stranger: omg

Stranger: its life

Stranger: its magiv

Stranger: magic

Stranger: its love

Stranger: i love to cook while i'm high

Stranger: i like to bake while i'm baked

You: Punss for dayys

Stranger: i have chocolate chip cookies now

You: Oh man you got me hungry

Stranger: my friends call me munch queen

Stranger: we used to get high with each other

Stranger: and i'll just buy lots of food

You: I love food too

You: It's like one of the best things in life

Stranger: i agree

You: Trying to watch this football watch

You: Hence why I'm looking away sometimes

Stranger: what match is it

You: Man city - Swansea

Stranger: the opposing team

Stranger: my dad supports man u

You: Nah fuck them

You: I'm sorry but your dads a scum

You: I don't like Man city either

Stranger: you hold strong opinions m8

You: Liverpool <3

You: AHHAHAAH you look mad stoned

Stranger: i am

You: You live alone?

Stranger: for now

Stranger: my housemate is moving in soon

You: So your in ilike college

Stranger: uni

You: Oh damn ain't that kinda early?

You: Yo those ropes look mad comfy!

Stranger: they are

Stranger: i guess so

You: I need cop myself one

You: Here in Denmark you don't attend Uni untill your like 21

Stranger: holy

Stranger: i graduate when i'm 21

You: What are you gonna do after?

You: You figured it out yet?

Stranger: nopeeeeee

Stranger: idk

You: Nah me neither

Stranger: what you doing now

You: Shit it's hard to find out what you wanna do rest of your life

Stranger: just take it slow

You: Don't think theres a word for it in English

Stranger: stoned

You: It's called "gymnasium"

Stranger: do you like chocolate

You: School leve wise it's kinda like High school and college

You: *level

Stranger: ah i see

Stranger: cool beans

Stranger: laptops are so hot

Stranger: what music do you listen to

You: Oh sotty

You: *sorry

Stranger: nvm football game

You: Right now Kendirck

You: Lamar

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: he's really good

You: You know the song Hood politics?

You: It's the one I'm listening to right now

You: It's fucking sick

You: How bout you?

You: You rate Drake?

You: I fucking hate Drake

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: more into old sch rap?

Stranger: or like

Stranger: more lyrical rap

You: Oh for real?

Stranger: do you like rap that tells a story?

You: Hell yea

Stranger: there's an artist called hopsin

Stranger: um

Stranger: the song

Stranger: lemme go see

You: Ah yea I went too see him live last year

You: He came to my city

Stranger: omgggggg

You: fucking lit

Stranger: sick

You: I love his Ill mind series

Stranger: me too

You: But he kinda had beef with Tyler the Creator

You: Which btw is my dad

Stranger: i think tyler is weird anyway

Stranger: ahhahahaa

You: Yea but I love that

You: he's crazy

Stranger: but like

Stranger: his songs just feel disruptive

Stranger: i need the beats smooth

You: Listen to treehouse

Stranger: i'm just a chill person

You: og smuckers

You: Smuckers is incredible

You: One of my fav songs ever

Stranger: i like childisj gambino

Stranger: but you probs hate

Stranger: him

Stranger: ahahahah

You: Oh shit yea Donald GLover he's my 2. dad

You: Nah I fukcing love him

You: You heard aweken ly love then right?

You: *my

Stranger: don;t think so actually

You: His new album

You: It's amazing

Stranger: i like v 3005

Stranger: and sweatpants

You: Yea that's my fucking jam!!

Stranger: but i havnet heard the new album

You: Listen to it, it's a lot different

You: but still very good

You: OH THAT REMINDED ME FRANK OCEAN IS COMMING TO MY CITY TOO THIS SUMMER

You: IM SO FUKCING EXCITED FOR THAT!

You: What's going on?

Stranger: cool beans

You: Is the shits hitting you hard?

You: haha

Stranger: a little

You: Man don't you think you need to get some sleep soon?

You: If you finna have school tommorow

Stranger: true

Stranger: k

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: bye

You: Wait

You: Do you have insta?

Stranger: yeah

You: I need to see that pretty face again

Stranger: butterfruit

You: Fucking butterfruit hell yea

Stranger: is it sunday where you are

You: Yea sunday

You: mid day

You: Damn you got a lot of juu

You: Do you trap or something

Stranger: trap?

You: Ah nevermind hahahahaha

Stranger: you mean deakl?

Stranger: deal*

You: Yea

Stranger: nopeeeee

Stranger: just a regular purveyor of the finer things in life

You: Hey I fell you girl

You: *feel

Stranger: getting into my stoner habits

You: Man we gotta smoke together I I ever for some reason end up in Mlebourne

Stranger: yes!!!!!

Stranger: cheers

Stranger: to that

You: You're appartment look mad nice too

Stranger: yeah its chill

Stranger: i have a huge kangaroo

Stranger: like

Stranger: a soft toy

You: Oh shit

You: You trluy are Australian

Stranger: no just look at it

Stranger: its super cute

Stranger: im a kid

Stranger: its huge

You: Damn you probably hide your weed in there

Stranger: noi leave it pretty much out in the open

Stranger: hahhahaha

You: You're so fukcing chill

Stranger: the laws here are pretty lax

You: ahahah

You: But it's not legal tho is it?

Stranger: not yet

You: I was in the Netherlands recently

Stranger: what is your opinion on kanye

Stranger: how was holland?

You: Kanye is fucking tight

Stranger: sweet

You: And Holland is sick

You: you now everyhting is fucking legal their

You: Can you rank Kanyes albums from best to worst?

You: That's how I judge a person, on how they rank his albums

Stranger: rly

Stranger: ahahahaha

Stranger: ok

You: Yea it actually says a lto about the person

Stranger: ive heard like one or two songs from 808s & hearbreak

Stranger: niggas in paris is nice

Stranger: chance the rapper

Stranger: i like most of chance's songs

You: Chance is dope

Stranger: pablo

Stranger: so sleepy

You: Yea that wasn't really a ranking, but im gonna give you the benefit of the doubt

You: Becuase your high and cute

Stranger: ok ok what about the kanye songs that i hear the most

You: Yea sure

Stranger: i'm so sleepy tho

You: If you wanna go to bed, go ahead ahaha

You: You need to be ready for school tommorow

You: so it's fine

You: It must be mad late also

Stranger: famous, that part (the one with schoolboy q), who gon stop me, no church in the wild, clique, gold digger, black skinhead, heartless for when i was younger

You: Ayyy they all lit

You: Aight you're good to go

You: Except maybe black skinhead

You: Not really feeling his Yeezus album

You: But it's cool

You: I love your smile damn

You: Man city just scored

You: fuck

Stranger: you against man city?

You: Yea bunch of rentboys all of them

You: Are both your parents from Singapor

You: ?

Stranger: yeah or so at least thats what they tell me

Stranger: i just saw a creepypasta article about the dangers of omegle

Stranger: ahahahahah

You: Oh shit what does it say?

You: Sorry for talking in the phone

You: Hahaha you sleeping?

Stranger: i didnt read it

Stranger: i just saw it across google

You: Yea theres alot of creeps on here for real tho

You: note trynna generalise a lot of those Indians are sketch as fuck

You: ngl

Stranger: weird site

Stranger: weird people

You: Yet I've just spend 3 hours of my wekeend on it

You: ..

Stranger: how was it

You: Yea it was amazing when I saw you

Stranger: psh ok thanks

You: Made it worth it going through all those crusty ass dicks

You: Hey if you wanna go to sleep, Then I don't wanna stop you

You: you look tired as hell

Stranger: thats cause im stoned too

Stranger: i should sleep

You: When do your classes start?

Stranger: 10......

Stranger: 8 hours

Stranger: but i got some grroup assignment due before them

Stranger: then*

Stranger: so

Stranger: i'm gonna power nap

Stranger: and do my shit

You: Hahahaha

Stranger: stoner life in uni

Stranger: this is really bad

You: I feel you

Stranger: i do things at the last minute

You: don't we all hah

Stranger: true

Stranger: ok goodnight

You: Can I just see that pretty smile one last time

You: please :)

You: Thanks sweetie!

You: Sleep tight yea

Stranger: bye stranger!

Stranger: nice meeting you

You: and don't get too high all the time aight

Stranger: yeah i know i shouldnt

You: It's cool tho you bad af

Stranger: tbh you should do it when you're with someone you rly like

Stranger: it gets girls horny

Stranger: this is coming from a girl

You: Ayyy for sure honey

You: Oh well, take care angel

Stranger: ok night

#Omegle